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[QUOTE=DaveDream;3082478]I saw her once when she had pink eye. She told me when I got there. She asked if I wanted her to wear this pirate eye piece during our time. I said no. The next day I see white dots on the tip of my dick. Some rubbing alcohol and some hydrogen peroxide scrubbed on my tip and the white dots went away. She's all yours![/QUOTE]You know your right. Your comments brought me back to reality. With the anticipated return of Shelby and the thought of all the people that want to see her when she gets here I think ill take a pass. We never know with any provider how many people they have seen in a given time period, but this time we do know. Kinda of a sobering thought.

[QUOTE=Coconuts;3085186]Has anyone been with Ari?[/QUOTE]Look arround before asking. You'll often find what your looking for. And, it's better to give a little on your own experiences first.

[QUOTE=Ilxix;3083623]What was the damage? I have an appointment with her tomorrow.[/QUOTE]$. 75. How'd it go?

[QUOTE=Coconuts;3085186]Has anyone been with Ari?[/QUOTE]Yes, I think everyone has seen Ari by now. But I don't think this site lets you do a 3 letter search. So you would have to search through many pages to find her reviews. I saw her for the second time recently. Most of the time she is at hotels but this time she was at a house. So at first it felt dangerous to meet her and park in an alley and be led into the basement of a house. But she seemed clean and fresh and her hair was clean. She is like a hot teen that you would see at the mall and fantasize about. She tries to finish you off with the CBJ at the start but if you have the self control she will keep going at it steady for as long as you want. After that she rode me for a while and then I put her in some other positions until I couldn't hold out any longer. She is passive and quiet and will stay in whatever position you put her in and let you do what you want to her. She has even had some $100 specials recently. So she is kind of like a hot teen sex doll.

I'm a nipple and ass man so I ask you guys, who has the best erect nipples? I could spend a hhr easily sucking on some nice erect nipples.

I get a PM from Shelby today asking me to post this for her. Why she couldn't post herself IDK? Here it is.

My Trip (Shelby).

I was wondering if you would do me a really small favor? Post what I say here to you?

I am NOT trying to be arguementative in anyway.

EVERYONE has Bills and Mine are probably HIGHER then yours. I pay $1500 month rent, not including utilities, phone, food. I buy clothes and necessities, and I do NOT require your help Financially to get to Milwaukee. An will figure this a Good Solution to your Judgement on My Character. If you Talked Crap-You know who you are Please don't Bother to Text and don't PM. All Money is Not Good Money LOL. Yes, like anyone else there's stressful times. Like when you get a Boyfriend and take your ad down for 2 weeks not thinking. At the same time your daughter is about to give birth by C-section. What was I thinking? Hmmm, I wanted to Show Respect. Then I realized OMG. How. ?? But you know what? That's why I choose to make NM my home. Because the Men of NM, TX, CO, Cali know how to treat a woman with Respect too. An made plenty sure I have more then enough If I didn't want to see anyone while I'm there. Rent, Bills, Plane and Room plus. An they don't want me to leave. So stick that in your pipes LOL. As for my Charges yeah well, I left HIM 2 years ago and have been free of my chains since before I even met any of you. Que Sera Sera.

Oh and by the way. My Tutoring fees are NON NEGOTIABLE. Find out what they are first before you call. Oh an I suppose I could see the Crap Talkers. Just ADD $50 to the rate. Per hh.

Whether you do or don't post any of that I feel sooo much better!!

[URL]https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-...GhOemFxV0ZNRlk[/URL]

[QUOTE=Msteresc;3086431]I get a PM from Shelby today asking me to post this for her. Why she couldn't post herself IDK? Here it is.

My Trip (Shelby).

I was wondering if you would do me a really small favor? Post what I say here to you?

I am NOT trying to be arguementative in anyway.

EVERYONE has Bills and Mine are probably HIGHER then yours. I pay $1500 month rent, not including utilities, phone, food. I buy clothes and necessities, and I do NOT require your help Financially to get to Milwaukee. An will figure this a Good Solution to your Judgement on My Character. If you Talked Crap-You know who you are Please don't Bother to Text and don't PM. All Money is Not Good Money LOL. Yes, like anyone else there's stressful times. Like when you get a Boyfriend and take your ad down for 2 weeks not thinking. At the same time your daughter is about to give birth by C-section. What was I thinking? Hmmm, I wanted to Show Respect. Then I realized OMG. How. ?? But you know what? That's why I choose to make NM my home. Because the Men of NM, TX, CO, Cali know how to treat a woman with Respect too. An made plenty sure I have more then enough If I didn't want to see anyone while I'm there. Rent, Bills, Plane and Room plus. An they don't want me to leave. So stick that in your pipes LOL. As for my Charges yeah well, I left HIM 2 years ago and have been free of my chains since before I even met any of you. Que Sera Sera.

Oh and by the way. My Tutoring fees are NON NEGOTIABLE. Find out what they are first before you call. Oh an I suppose I could see the Crap Talkers. Just ADD $50 to the rate. Per hh.

Whether you do or don't post any of that I feel sooo much better!!

[URL]https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-...GhOemFxV0ZNRlk[/URL][/QUOTE]This is becoming a joke.

Cruising why;3086188]You know your right. Your comments brought me back to reality. With the anticipated return of Shelby and the thought of all the people that want to see her when she gets here I think ill take a pass. We never know with any provider how many people they have seen in a given time period, but this time we do know. Kinda of a sobering thought.

Your right! That's a lot of dicks! But I'm not going to let that little detail stop me. Because BP girls are getting a lot of dicks. Let's not kid ourselves. Stay safe. What did he use to get those white spots off his Johnson? Just in case. LOL.

Lefty, OFG and Mr Admin.

Please check the record books.

I think I have an Allstar experience to share.

Here I am, 50 yrs old overweight and sexually frustrated ON A BUDGET. Shopping BP for a gem. Willing to TOFTT.

I don't do this often, But I have RTFF and studied.

This is what life handed me tonight at 11 pm South Milwaukee.

BP dating ad, 899 prefix Phone number, calls herself Sara. I like the pics, nothing when I ran the phone #. Seemed legit. Texted her, after a few text we had a plan and she seemed even more UTR and legit.

This is how it went. I show up before her; early to SoMilw in an area of bungalows. Text gets me to the back door to the walk down 3rd Apt. I know, never a good sign. She is wearing a black shirt oversized, skinny legs and arms with a nice round ass. But I can tell something is OFF. Can you guess? No you can't This shit is to unreal. Shirt comes off and she has small B cups with large dark rough nipples. Well nursed nipples. AND she's 11 Months pregnant yesterday! She should have had this kid in May! She is set to POP! She is so honest to god Prego it blows my mind. No Mention in the ad, the text or the pic's. Now for some of you I know this is a thrill, I even thogh WTF. My wife didn't look this good in her final days before popping out the little Monkey. WTH, go for it.

But see then Murphy, of Mr Laws fame gets involved. And suddenly she has to pee. Gone and back in a flash, so no problem right? Hell all prego women pee every 17 minutes. Ah BUT Mr Murphy is in attendance. That wasn't just a pee break. Can you guess? By now maybe you can. YEP the water is broke! She is stuffing wadded up papertowel in her crotch like we will never run out, telling me to jump into bed this needs to be quick, "she'll give me a break". Yeah, she was willing to do me regardless of the circumstance. I was dumbfounded, think sh't I am going to deliver this kid! How is this even possible? Big Brain seized control and I bailed ASAP. Please forgive any typo's I have TWO Gin's and Viagra (unused) coursing through my veins as I type this. Sometime in the next 30 min to 12 hours a child will be born. I know I was there when its water broke. I hope this doesn't make me financial responsible.

Lefty, I didn't think of you until I was half way home. I thought, why didn't I snap one off fast in her ass? Then half a second later I had a thought and vision that will never leave my brain. I won't share it here, I don't want you all to know what a truly sick F'k I can be.

Yes, I bailed, left her twenty, dressed and bailed. Couldn't laugh for nearly two miles onto Rawson. Then laughed like a heyena most the way home.

Geez, what a sick f'k I am, what sick shit I get myself into. You can't make this up.

I may need a new hobby. I am thinking stand up Comedy. I could do and easy hour just on my own failed attempts at getting laid.

Goodnight.

DaysFun.

[QUOTE=DaysFun;3086648]Lefty, OFG and Mr Admin.

Please check the record books.

I think I have an Allstar experience to share.

Here I am, 50 yrs old overweight and sexually frustrated ON A BUDGET. Shopping BP for a gem. Willing to TOFTT.

I don't do this often, But I have RTFF and studied.

This is what life handed me tonight at 11 pm South Milwaukee.

BP dating ad, 899 prefix Phone number, calls herself Sara. I like the pics, nothing when I ran the phone #. Seemed legit. Texted her, after a few text we had a plan and she seemed even more UTR and legit.

This is how it went. I show up before her; early to SoMilw in an area of bungalows. Text gets me to the back door to the walk down 3rd Apt. I know, never a good sign. She is wearing a black shirt oversized, skinny legs and arms with a nice round ass. But I can tell something is OFF. Can you guess? No you can't This shit is to unreal. Shirt comes off and she has small B cups with large dark rough nipples. Well nursed nipples. AND she's 11 Months pregnant yesterday! She should have had this kid in May! She is set to POP! She is so honest to god Prego it blows my mind. No Mention in the ad, the text or the pic's. Now for some of you I know this is a thrill, I even thogh WTF. My wife didn't look this good in her final days before popping out the little Monkey. WTH, go for it.

But see then Murphy, of Mr Laws fame gets involved. And suddenly she has to pee. Gone and back in a flash, so no problem right? Hell all prego women pee every 17 minutes. Ah BUT Mr Murphy is in attendance. That wasn't just a pee break. Can you guess? By now maybe you can. YEP the water is broke! She is stuffing wadded up papertowel in her crotch like we will never run out, telling me to jump into bed this needs to be quick, "she'll give me a break". Yeah, she was willing to do me regardless of the circumstance. I was dumbfounded, think sh't I am going to deliver this kid! How is this even possible? Big Brain seized control and I bailed ASAP. Please forgive any typo's I have TWO Gin's and Viagra (unused) coursing through my veins as I type this. Sometime in the next 30 min to 12 hours a child will be born. I know I was there when its water broke. I hope this doesn't make me financial responsible.

Lefty, I didn't think of you until I was half way home. I thought, why didn't I snap one off fast in her ass? Then half a second later I had a thought and vision that will never leave my brain. I won't share it here, I don't want you all to know what a truly sick F'k I can be.

Yes, I bailed, left her twenty, dressed and bailed. Couldn't laugh for nearly two miles onto Rawson. Then laughed like a heyena most the way home.

Geez, what a sick f'k I am, what sick shit I get myself into. You can't make this up.

I may need a new hobby. I am thinking stand up Comedy. I could do and easy hour just on my own failed attempts at getting laid.

Goodnight.

DaysFun.[/QUOTE]Look on the good side. At least you know the kid ain't yours.

Days Fun;3086648]Lefty, OFG and Mr Admin.

Please check the record books.

I think I have an Allstar experience to share.

Here I am, 50 yrs old overweight and sexually frustrated ON A BUDGET. Shopping BP for a gem. Willing to TOFTT.

I don't do this often, But I have RTFF and studied.

This is what life handed me tonight at 11 pm South Milwaukee.

BP dating ad, 899 prefix Phone number, calls herself Sara. I like the pics, nothing when I ran the phone #. Seemed legit. Texted her, after a few text we had a plan and she seemed even more UTR and legit.

This is how it went. I show up before her; early to SoMilw in an area of bungalows. Text gets me to the back door to the walk down 3rd Apt. I know, never a good sign. She is wearing a black shirt oversized, skinny legs and arms with a nice round ass. But I can tell something is OFF. Can you guess? No you can't This shit is to unreal. Shirt comes off and she has small B cups with large dark rough nipples. Well nursed nipples. AND she's 11 Months pregnant yesterday! She should have had this kid in May! She is set to POP! She is so honest to god Prego it blows my mind. No Mention in the ad, the text or the pic's. Now for some of you I know this is a thrill, I even thogh WTF. My wife didn't look this good in her final days before popping out the little Monkey. WTH, go for it.

But see then Murphy, of Mr Laws fame gets involved. And suddenly she has to pee. Gone and back in a flash, so no problem right? Hell all prego women pee every 17 minutes. Ah BUT Mr Murphy is in attendance. That wasn't just a pee break. Can you guess? By now maybe you can. YEP the water is broke! She is stuffing wadded up papertowel in her crotch like we will never run out, telling me to jump into bed this needs to be quick, "she'll give me a break". Yeah, she was willing to do me regardless of the circumstance. I was dumbfounded, think sh't I am going to deliver this kid! How is this even possible? Big Brain seized control and I bailed ASAP. Please forgive any typo's I have TWO Gin's and Viagra (unused) coursing through my veins as I type this. Sometime in the next 30 min to 12 hours a child will be born. I know I was there when its water broke. I hope this doesn't make me financial responsible.

Lefty, I didn't think of you until I was half way home. I thought, why didn't I snap one off fast in her ass? Then half a second later I had a thought and vision that will never leave my brain. I won't share it here, I don't want you all to know what a truly sick F'k I can be.

Yes, I bailed, left her twenty, dressed and bailed. Couldn't laugh for nearly two miles onto Rawson. Then laughed like a heyena most the way home.

Geez, what a sick f'k I am, what sick shit I get myself into. You can't make this up.

I may need a new hobby. I am thinking stand up Comedy. I could do and easy hour just on my own failed attempts at getting laid.

Goodnight.

DaysFun.

You my friend are a proud father of a new baby boy! Congratulation!

[QUOTE=DaysFun;3086648]Lefty, OFG and Mr Admin.

Please check the record books.

I think I have an Allstar experience to share.

Here I am, 50 yrs old overweight and sexually frustrated ON A BUDGET. Shopping BP for a gem. Willing to TOFTT.

I don't do this often, But I have RTFF and studied.

This is what life handed me tonight at 11 pm South Milwaukee.

BP dating ad, 899 prefix Phone number, calls herself Sara. I like the pics, nothing when I ran the phone #. Seemed legit. Texted her, after a few text we had a plan and she seemed even more UTR and legit.

This is how it went. I show up before her; early to SoMilw in an area of bungalows. Text gets me to the back door to the walk down 3rd Apt. I know, never a good sign. She is wearing a black shirt oversized, skinny legs and arms with a nice round ass. But I can tell something is OFF. Can you guess? No you can't This shit is to unreal. Shirt comes off and she has small B cups with large dark rough nipples. Well nursed nipples. AND she's 11 Months pregnant yesterday! She should have had this kid in May! She is set to POP! She is so honest to god Prego it blows my mind. No Mention in the ad, the text or the pic's. Now for some of you I know this is a thrill, I even thogh WTF. My wife didn't look this good in her final days before popping out the little Monkey. WTH, go for it.

But see then Murphy, of Mr Laws fame gets involved. And suddenly she has to pee. Gone and back in a flash, so no problem right? Hell all prego women pee every 17 minutes. Ah BUT Mr Murphy is in attendance. That wasn't just a pee break. Can you guess? By now maybe you can. YEP the water is broke! She is stuffing wadded up papertowel in her crotch like we will never run out, telling me to jump into bed this needs to be quick, "she'll give me a break". Yeah, she was willing to do me regardless of the circumstance. I was dumbfounded, think sh't I am going to deliver this kid! How is this even possible? Big Brain seized control and I bailed ASAP. Please forgive any typo's I have TWO Gin's and Viagra (unused) coursing through my veins as I type this. Sometime in the next 30 min to 12 hours a child will be born. I know I was there when its water broke. I hope this doesn't make me financial responsible.

Lefty, I didn't think of you until I was half way home. I thought, why didn't I snap one off fast in her ass? Then half a second later I had a thought and vision that will never leave my brain. I won't share it here, I don't want you all to know what a truly sick F'k I can be.

Yes, I bailed, left her twenty, dressed and bailed. Couldn't laugh for nearly two miles onto Rawson. Then laughed like a heyena most the way home.

Geez, what a sick f'k I am, what sick shit I get myself into. You can't make this up.

I may need a new hobby. I am thinking stand up Comedy. I could do and easy hour just on my own failed attempts at getting laid.

Goodnight.

DaysFun.[/QUOTE]She's known to some on here, myself included. Former friend of OFG. Funny thing is I was planning on seeing her today and just got back from the ATM when I read this. Go figure? Wanted to see her once more before she popped as she said Oct was due date. Oh well, time for plan "B". I've always had a good time with her. Girl has a set of meat curtains on her that just beg to be nibbled on.

[QUOTE=DaysFun;3086648]Lefty, OFG and Mr Admin.

Please check the record books.

I think I have an Allstar experience to share.

Here I am, 50 yrs old overweight and sexually frustrated ON A BUDGET. Shopping BP for a gem. Willing to TOFTT.

I don't do this often, But I have RTFF and studied.

This is what life handed me tonight at 11 pm South Milwaukee.

BP dating ad, 899 prefix Phone number, calls herself Sara. I like the pics, nothing when I ran the phone #. Seemed legit. Texted her, after a few text we had a plan and she seemed even more UTR and legit.

This is how it went. I show up before her; early to SoMilw in an area of bungalows. Text gets me to the back door to the walk down 3rd Apt. I know, never a good sign. She is wearing a black shirt oversized, skinny legs and arms with a nice round ass. But I can tell something is OFF. Can you guess? No you can't This shit is to unreal. Shirt comes off and she has small B cups with large dark rough nipples. Well nursed nipples. AND she's 11 Months pregnant yesterday! She should have had this kid in May! She is set to POP! She is so honest to god Prego it blows my mind. No Mention in the ad, the text or the pic's. Now for some of you I know this is a thrill, I even thogh WTF. My wife didn't look this good in her final days before popping out the little Monkey. WTH, go for it.

But see then Murphy, of Mr Laws fame gets involved. And suddenly she has to pee. Gone and back in a flash, so no problem right? Hell all prego women pee every 17 minutes. Ah BUT Mr Murphy is in attendance. That wasn't just a pee break. Can you guess? By now maybe you can. YEP the water is broke! She is stuffing wadded up papertowel in her crotch like we will never run out, telling me to jump into bed this needs to be quick, "she'll give me a break". Yeah, she was willing to do me regardless of the circumstance. I was dumbfounded, think sh't I am going to deliver this kid! How is this even possible? Big Brain seized control and I bailed ASAP. Please forgive any typo's I have TWO Gin's and Viagra (unused) coursing through my veins as I type this. Sometime in the next 30 min to 12 hours a child will be born. I know I was there when its water broke. I hope this doesn't make me financial responsible.

Lefty, I didn't think of you until I was half way home. I thought, why didn't I snap one off fast in her ass? Then half a second later I had a thought and vision that will never leave my brain. I won't share it here, I don't want you all to know what a truly sick F'k I can be.

Yes, I bailed, left her twenty, dressed and bailed. Couldn't laugh for nearly two miles onto Rawson. Then laughed like a heyena most the way home.

Geez, what a sick f'k I am, what sick shit I get myself into. You can't make this up.

I may need a new hobby. I am thinking stand up Comedy. I could do and easy hour just on my own failed attempts at getting laid.

Goodnight.

DaysFun.[/QUOTE]Well first off OFG says OMG!! Second, just to avoid confusion when I posted about her she was Tiffany. Thirdly, as mentioned before, her and I go back over 5 years. Forthly, the last time I saw her back in March she had a little bump and said she was about 3 months pregnant, so the math sounds about right. Fifthly and finally I honestly don't know what that woman is thinking. OFG out.

She posted Saturday morning really brief posting no pics just said slim girl or something like that posting is down. Anyhow, she sent me these pics. 100/ half texted back and forth a whole bunch and things were looking good then she says send a dic pic with 3 fingers next to your dic so I know you are a not a cop. As Homey the clown on In Living Color used to say, OFG don't play that.

[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;3087269]She posted Saturday morning really brief posting no pics just said slim girl or something like that posting is down. Anyhow, she sent me these pics. 100/ half texted back and forth a whole bunch and things were looking good then she says send a dic pic with 3 fingers next to your dic so I know you are a not a cop. As Homey the clown on In Living Color used to say, OFG don't play that.[/QUOTE]Nice to no I ain't the only one not sending dic pics to hoes I don't know.