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I saw her the other day. Massage wasn't anything special, not great, not horrible. The HE was decent. After it was over, she kept offering a shower. I was pretty oily so I accepted. I was in and out of the shower in minutes and was nervous about leaving my clothes and wallet out with her so I hurried. I got out to the car and checked my wallet and I am 99% sure that $100 is missing.

Lesson learned. Be careful.

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I saw her the other day. Massage wasn't anything special, not great, not horrible. The HE was decent. After it was over, she kept offering a shower. I was pretty oily so I accepted. I was in and out of the shower in minutes and was nervous about leaving my clothes and wallet out with her so I hurried. I got out to the car and checked my wallet and I am 99% sure that $100 is missing.

Lesson learned. Be careful.[/QUOTE]If they insist that you shower, insist that they shower with you. While I do enjoy a good table shower at an AMP, that is something I always worry about. I try not to bring much more than what I think I'm going to need so they can't steal much. That's easier done at an AMP than with an independent / agency lady since you don't always know what the upcharges are going to be. I have missed out on extras (FS) because I didn't have enough money but that's better than getting money stolen.

This reminds me of my first AMP experience. I was so afraid that they might steal something I left my wallet in the car. Mamasan asked for my I'd so I had to go back to my car to get it. She and the girl I ended up with were giggling at me since they could tell that I was nervous as hell. I didn't bring enough money for the HE but she gave me a nice HJ anyways and told me to bring more the next time.

[QUOTE=Dream44;6383682]There are two places. Lilys in Monticello and Lilys in Big Lake next to Coburns. I have been to both last summer without any luck. I heard Lily sold the place in Big Lake.

I'll let you TOFTT and report back.[/QUOTE]I get serviced in Big Lake after the Lily's sale. FYI standard handshake.

[QUOTE=ViagraN;6384525]The Ukranians have come up before. One person stated they received a HE once from one of the Ukranians / Russians. Everybody else (including me) has never had more than a gentle brushing of the boys.[/QUOTE]Never, and I go to one of their houses as well. I can take off draping but never anything more.

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I saw her the other day. Massage wasn't anything special, not great, not horrible. The HE was decent. After it was over, she kept offering a shower. I was pretty oily so I accepted. I was in and out of the shower in minutes and was nervous about leaving my clothes and wallet out with her so I hurried. I got out to the car and checked my wallet and I am 99% sure that $100 is missing.

Lesson learned. Be careful.[/QUOTE]Always take your clothes with you to the shower! LOL.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6387005]I get serviced in Big Lake after the Lily's sale. FYI standard handshake.[/QUOTE]Thank you! I PM'd you too.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6387012]Never, and I go to one of their houses as well. I can take off draping but never anything more.[/QUOTE]I saw Angela once or twice at her home also. She was even less tolerant of draping there than in the office.

[QUOTE=ViagraN;6387362]I saw Angela once or twice at her home also. She was even less tolerant of draping there than in the office.[/QUOTE]I've post about this several time but I saw her in her home and she was the biggest tease ever. She walked in and remove the cover right away. Have a great massage but tease the boys on the flip biting her lip and fitting the whole time but wouldn't touch at all start a DIY and she made me stop. Great massage worse tease ever. Wouldn't repeat.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;6388260]I've post about this several time but I saw her in her home and she was the biggest tease ever. She walked in and remove the cover right away. Have a great massage but tease the boys on the flip biting her lip and fitting the whole time but wouldn't touch at all start a DIY and she made me stop. Great massage worse tease ever. Wouldn't repeat.[/QUOTE]That's angela!

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;6388260]I've post about this several time but I saw her in her home and she was the biggest tease ever. She walked in and remove the cover right away. Have a great massage but tease the boys on the flip biting her lip and fitting the whole time but wouldn't touch at all start a DIY and she made me stop. Great massage worse tease ever. Wouldn't repeat.[/QUOTE]There are at least three groups of Ukrainians / Russians. Most started with Olga, who at one time worked out of an apartment in Brooklyn Park (or perhaps it was Brooklyn Center). Angela became a partner at some point. Each of them had "underlings". Two "underlings" separated off; Nichole (works in Edina with her daughter in a strip mall location in one of those Phenix style centers) and Bella who is in a small office complex in Edina also. All give a decent massage but no extras. Some of more relaxed about draping than others. If they perceive you want a release they are less likely to be open to minimal or no draping in my view.

I think they all have conferred about what can and can't be offered as there is remarkable consistency between them.

I got $150-200 and looking for some recommendations as to whom you would spend it on. Would love an independent who give a great quality massage. PM your suggestion.

Cheers!

I realize you all are chatting about a Ukrainian Angela so just making it clear this is a question about a different Angela LOL. I ask now cause that just reminded me about this other Angela.

There was a nice gal at the now closed Hudson Massage that went by Angela that I saw a couple of years ago. Not sure if she's elsewhere close in MN but figured I'd throw it out there and see if anyone knows!

Was a spinner with a little more meat but she was super nice and gave a great time. I have low expectations on any leads but possible at least some of you remember her!

[QUOTE=ViagraN;6388501]There are at least three groups of Ukrainians / Russians. Most started with Olga, who at one time worked out of an apartment in Brooklyn Park (or perhaps it was Brooklyn Center). Angela became a partner at some point. Each of them had "underlings". Two "underlings" separated off; Nichole (works in Edina with her daughter in a strip mall location in one of those Phenix style centers) and Bella who is in a small office complex in Edina also. All give a decent massage but no extras. Some of more relaxed about draping than others. If they perceive you want a release they are less likely to be open to minimal or no draping in my view.

I think they all have conferred about what can and can't be offered as there is remarkable consistency between them.[/QUOTE]I saw Olga years ago when she was working out of a place in Brooklyn Park. I arrived for my appt and she wasn't there. Called the scheduler and he said she was running late. When she did show he called back and apologized and said he would make sure that she made it up to me. I went in expecting good things and left disappointed. She wouldn't allow me to rub her legs while she was at my head rubbing my back, and the draping was on the whole time. I've always thought about trying Angela hoping for something different, good thing I've always thought with the right head before scheduling with her. I would probably do so if I wanted a really good massage without extras.

[QUOTE=AppleCracker09;6392062]I saw Olga years ago when she was working out of a place in Brooklyn Park. I arrived for my appt and she wasn't there. Called the scheduler and he said she was running late. When she did show he called back and apologized and said he would make sure that she made it up to me. I went in expecting good things and left disappointed. She wouldn't allow me to rub her legs while she was at my head rubbing my back, and the draping was on the whole time. I've always thought about trying Angela hoping for something different, good thing I've always thought with the right head before scheduling with her. I would probably do so if I wanted a really good massage without extras.[/QUOTE]If you go in not expecting extras both Olga and Angela do a nice job. I have seen Angela more; but Olga is every bit s good if not better.

Was in town for an oil change. Stopped at Asian Massage Best Day Spa for a short 30 min. Just skip it. Standard small 1 mamasan joint. Undraped from the get go, but nothing past that. No tease, just a repetitive, meh massage. No tease, not even a single word said the whole time. Only out 65 for the session, so I guess it's a TOFTT situation.

Ya'll got to stop obsessing over the ukrainian masseuses. There is way better talent out there. They sound like one big tease with no payoff.

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I see a review in TER from a while ago.

[QUOTE=MacSauce;6391084]I realize you all are chatting about a Ukrainian Angela so just making it clear this is a question about a different Angela LOL. I ask now cause that just reminded me about this other Angela.

There was a nice gal at the now closed Hudson Massage that went by Angela that I saw a couple of years ago. Not sure if she's elsewhere close in MN but figured I'd throw it out there and see if anyone knows!

Was a spinner with a little more meat but she was super nice and gave a great time. I have low expectations on any leads but possible at least some of you remember her![/QUOTE]She is a very good at massage and will allow exposure but nothing else. Still I find her exciting and knows she likes the look of your junk.

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I see a review in TER from a while ago.[/QUOTE]The place does smell like cigarettes. Somehow she didn't click for me but might for you.

[QUOTE=ViagraN;6396353]The place does smell like cigarettes. Somehow she didn't click for me but might for you.[/QUOTE]She's been reviewed / discussed several times before. Literally almost anything was possible if she was drinking and off her meds but you had to endure the cray to get there. Heavy makeup, man mades, and rarely remembers previous conversations. Just too weird for my tastes.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6393054]Was in town for an oil change. Stopped at Asian Massage Best Day Spa for a short 30 min. Just skip it. Standard small 1 mamasan joint. Undraped from the get go, but nothing past that. No tease, just a repetitive, meh massage. No tease, not even a single word said the whole time. Only out 65 for the session, so I guess it's a TOFTT situation.

Ya'll got to stop obsessing over the ukrainian masseuses. There is way better talent out there. They sound like one big tease with no payoff.[/QUOTE]It was a while back so maybe things have changed but I was able to get more in Stillwater. Unfortunately, the ending wasn't much better than the meh massage so I have not returned.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;6397606]It was a while back so maybe things have changed but I was able to get more in Stillwater. Unfortunately, the ending wasn't much better than the meh massage so I have not returned.[/QUOTE]Yeah seems pretty dead in the area now. That was the only promising joint unfortunately.

In other news, Spring Spa is now Shun Kang massage. Not sure what the action was like before the name change. All I know is that I had a pleasant visit today. The tip was 60,20 above the going rate for an okay visit. Left happy, but not Mr wallet. Wasn't I supposed to be on hiatus or something? Ah well.

Wondering if anyone has feedback on any tantric providers. I've done my homework, but wondering if I missed anything.

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Thanks.

[QUOTE=SxyJoker;6399722]Wondering if anyone has feedback on any tantric providers. I've done my homework, but wondering if I missed anything.

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Thanks.[/QUOTE]Twice the price, half the fun. The vast majority of so called tantricas just use flowery language to justify edging or even teasing w / orgasm denial. I've only met one provider who really knew what she was doing. You can achieve a whole body orgasm but tantric practices aren't really about a release.

You can easily pay $250-350 for blue balls.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;6401709]Twice the price, half the fun. The vast majority of so called tantricas just use flowery language to justify edging or even teasing w / orgasm denial. I've only met one provider who really knew what she was doing. You can achieve a whole body orgasm but tantric practices aren't really about a release.

You can easily pay $250-350 for blue balls.[/QUOTE]This!

Every time I have had a "tantric" massage you get a bunch of pseudo hippy language, and a mediocre massage and then an upsell for a release on top of the already inflated session price.

Other than that it is great.

Hey guys,

I'll be in your city this week. I'm a body rub enthusiast, and would like to set up an appointment with one of the ME girls. What's the verification requirement? Do I need to provide a reference from another provider or are they OK verifying by my USASG handle or TER history?

[QUOTE=Surferdrew2001;6403782]Hey guys,

I'll be in your city this week. I'm a body rub enthusiast, and would like to set up an appointment with one of the ME girls. What's the verification requirement? Do I need to provide a reference from another provider or are they OK verifying by my USASG handle or TER history?[/QUOTE]Each girl is different. Some want references, others use different screening methods. Contact the girl(s) that you are interested in seeing and they will tell you what information they require.

Anyone know if Lyly & Tina still around. Use to see them at Bc / BP and Eagan.

Think they're late 20 early 30.

Tina short with a mole and Lyly was fair skin?

[QUOTE=Sneaker1;6403924]Anyone know if Lyly & Tina still around. Use to see them at Bc / BP and Eagan.

Think they're late 20 early 30.

Tina short with a mole and Lyly was fair skin?[/QUOTE]Lyly was my ATF in Eagan until middle of last year. She's gone a bit unresponsive and was only working Mondays for a while. I kinda gave up to be honest but maybe I'll try her again since it's been a while. Will report back if we connect.

[QUOTE=TallNeck;6404734]Lyly was my ATF in Eagan until middle of last year. She's gone a bit unresponsive and was only working Mondays for a while. I kinda gave up to be honest but maybe I'll try her again since it's been a while. Will report back if we connect.[/QUOTE]Lyly was my fav too. I think they closed the doors for good last year. Sheila said she was coming in once in a while, but mostly everyone was done. I'd love any info if you have it!

[QUOTE=TallNeck;6404734]Lyly was my ATF in Eagan until middle of last year. She's gone a bit unresponsive and was only working Mondays for a while. I kinda gave up to be honest but maybe I'll try her again since it's been a while. Will report back if we connect.[/QUOTE]I think she currently has a new #. If we're talking about the same Lyly? Fair skin. 5'5" late twenties?

[QUOTE=Pga231;6405144]Lyly was my fav too. I think they closed the doors for good last year. Sheila said she was coming in once in a while, but mostly everyone was done. I'd love any info if you have it![/QUOTE]I don't think I've seen Sheila in awhile either. If we're talking about the same Lyly then I think she has a different # now.

[QUOTE=Pga231;6405144]Lyly was my fav too. I think they closed the doors for good last year. Sheila said she was coming in once in a while, but mostly everyone was done. I'd love any info if you have it![/QUOTE]Is this the same one? If it is DM me for contact.

Had the chance to take a drive down memory lane and discovered the little red brick building that housed Five Senses is gone, just an empty, fenced-in lot now.

I knew it was closed, but some of my earliest memories of this hobby were there. I will miss Yoko, Sue, and Meena.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;6406670]Had the chance to take a drive down memory lane and discovered the little red brick building that housed Five Senses is gone, just an empty, fenced-in lot now.

I knew it was closed, but some of my earliest memories of this hobby were there. I will miss Yoko, Sue, and Meena.[/QUOTE]I can't say I'm surprised. I remember having some conversations with people about how that neighborhood was going through a revitalization and that they probably wouldn't be there long with the brewery and distillery across the street, although I think the distillery shut down, and the new apartments going up around there. I'm guessing that is what will replace the building that Five Senses was in.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6398010]Yeah seems pretty dead in the area now. That was the only promising joint unfortunately.

In other news, Spring Spa is now Shun Kang massage. Not sure what the action was like before the name change. All I know is that I had a pleasant visit today. The tip was 60,20 above the going rate for an okay visit. Left happy, but not Mr wallet. Wasn't I supposed to be on hiatus or something? Ah well.[/QUOTE]Wow, that surprises me. I'm wondering if its new owners now. I saw the place a while back when getting food next door and thought it looked promising. However, all the research I did screamed strictly legit. There was at least one comment that mentioned how shady it looked on the outside and said don't let that fool you, it's a legit place. Several comments about couples massages, apparently they had a Groupon for that. If I remember correctly, it was owned by a husband and wife and that they both did massages, with numerous comments about the guy giving massages.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;6406670]Had the chance to take a drive down memory lane and discovered the little red brick building that housed Five Senses is gone, just an empty, fenced-in lot now.

I knew it was closed, but some of my earliest memories of this hobby were there. I will miss Yoko, Sue, and Meena.[/QUOTE]That sounds so familiar. Where was that at?

[QUOTE=Sneaker1;6405237]I think she currently has a new #. If we're talking about the same Lyly? Fair skin. 5'5" late twenties?[/QUOTE]We might actually be talking different gals, mine is darker skin and a bit taller? Worked with a Sheila in the past.

Had an above avg visit to Vita got the wax done in WBL, and then off to other location for quick massage. Handshake per the norm but was pretty darn good, kinda cute with dimples but still in 40's I assume. Apparently the therapists in WBL are Thai, and appt only. Anyone have info on them?

[QUOTE=TallNeck;6407437]We might actually be talking different gals, mine is darker skin and a bit taller? Worked with a Sheila in the past.[/QUOTE]I think we might be talking about different one then. I think I know a Sheila too tho just don't have the photos to verify.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6407625]Had an above avg visit to Vita got the wax done in WBL, and then off to other location for quick massage. Handshake per the norm but was pretty darn good, kinda cute with dimples but still in 40's I assume. Apparently the therapists in WBL are Thai, and appt only. Anyone have info on them?[/QUOTE]What / where is WBL? Never mind, took a moment to click