EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=BlueRoom23;5784994]They are operational and the OPEN side is out almost every single weekday during business hours.

Last week I saw a fit, 30 ish year old blond euro locking up the door and leaving. If I didn't work so close, I'd call and ask for her in a heartbeat![/QUOTE]Lets not go crazy here. That sounds like Monica who has been covered on here a bunch of times lately. She is def not 30's, probably late 40's early 50, yes slender. A hit or miss with anything beyond massage, from newbs to senior mongers alike I have pmmed with about her.

Hello. Any reports on this one?

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/2698977[/URL]

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5754840]I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

[URL]https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions[/URL][/QUOTE]She's definitely not a Euro. She's your average neurotic middle aged Jewish soccer mom. She loves Israel, Trump and America and hates Lia Thomas. I don't know why I pictured her as some sort of exotic Polish MILF going in, but I'm fairly certain if anybody saw us together they would assume that she's the one paying me.

The service was fine and she's funny in an unattractive Fran Drescher sort of way. She's just so. Average looking that I couldn't get out of my head why I'm paying her.

It's not that she's the least attractive woman I've ever paid for sexual favors in the business, because I've paid to fuck far uglier women in the past. I love a good trashy trailer chick or a messed up punk goth chick who gets black lipstick all over me. It's that there's something so. . . Average about her. She's the kind of woman who always hits me up online and I always ignore. And now she's right there with her legs spread and my money in the corner.

Wasn't feeling it at all.

Grandma is back?

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/chicago/20805619.html[/URL]

Is this good or bad? I've never seen her.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5792707]Grandma is back?

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/chicago/20805619.html[/URL][/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5792707]Grandma is back?

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/chicago/20805619.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I am not familiar with the pics but I would be interested in dumping a load in the woman in the pics if she is not too insane. Ad mentions other girls, what's the scoop?

I doubt this Instagram model is fucking for cash off classified sites: [URL]https://www.instagram.com/yazemeenah[/URL].

[QUOTE=Moejoo;5793203]I am not familiar with the pics but I would be interested in dumping a load in the woman in the pics if she is not too insane. Ad mentions other girls, what's the scoop?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5792707]Grandma is back?

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/chicago/20805619.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Very misleading. The pics are of a French artist named Yazemeenah Rossi. Check the phone number. It's our old friend at Mantra. If she was smart she would've used photos of a woman wearing plastic beautician gloves.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5793421]Very misleading. The pics are of a French artist named Yazemeenah Rossi. Check the phone number. It's our old friend at Mantra. If she was smart she would've used photos of a woman wearing plastic beautician gloves.[/QUOTE]I remember these were the pics that were used for Grandma the last time. Yes, the crazy rubber glove lady. Haven't seen her in awhile.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5793421]Very misleading. The pics are of a French artist named Yazemeenah Rossi. Check the phone number. It's our old friend at Mantra. If she was smart she would've used photos of a woman wearing plastic beautician gloves.[/QUOTE]Grandma L1 L2 are L3?

[QUOTE=Gopher88;5796787]Grandma L1 L2 are L3?[/QUOTE]Reasonably attractive and stacked. L1 with zero roaming or nudity. She has a snide, demeaning personality. If your fetish is taking on the role of a controlled sub then try it out. Those options are only attractive to me if the provider is actually a compassionate person in real life.

Did I see that correctly? Was Lana from Solar in town doing outcalls? Ad was in massagefinder.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5801776]Did I see that correctly? Was Lana from Solar in town doing outcalls? Ad was in massagefinder.[/QUOTE]Do you have the link? Those ads don't change much, but there's an older Euro on there named Raya. No experience with her.

Went to see Sara in northbrook off Shermer. Finally got to see those artificial masterpieces. Nice pink nipples. Didn't let me touch but nice view. Had her pants down with her ass sticking out in thong. Put my hand between her legs and it felt like she had a bunch of oil between her legs. Quickly moved out of reach. Maybe someone got luckier earlier. Still gives great massage. Good finish. Might be more had but I don't have that type of money. Oh well, on to the next one.

[QUOTE=Chorizo1;5803865]Went to see Sara in northbrook off Shermer. Finally got to see those artificial masterpieces. Nice pink nipples. Didn't let me touch but nice view. Had her pants down with her ass sticking out in thong. Put my hand between her legs and it felt like she had a bunch of oil between her legs. Quickly moved out of reach. Maybe someone got luckier earlier. Still gives great massage. Good finish. Might be more had but I don't have that type of money. Oh well, on to the next one.[/QUOTE]If you search the forum, you'll find that what you got was all there is from Sara, unless you count catching her on a heavy cigarette smell day.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5801776]Did I see that correctly? Was Lana from Solar in town doing outcalls? Ad was in massagefinder.[/QUOTE]The rumor has it, that she has always done some outcals. She was very selective, charged a lot, provided reluctantly, but did it.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5787490]She's definitely not a Euro. She's your average neurotic middle aged Jewish soccer mom. She loves Israel, Trump and America and hates Lia Thomas. I don't know why I pictured her as some sort of exotic Polish MILF going in, but I'm fairly certain if anybody saw us together they would assume that she's the one paying me.

The service was fine and she's funny in an unattractive Fran Drescher sort of way. She's just so. Average looking that I couldn't get out of my head why I'm paying her.

It's not that she's the least attractive woman I've ever paid for sexual favors in the business, because I've paid to fuck far uglier women in the past. I love a good trashy trailer chick or a messed up punk goth chick who gets black lipstick all over me. It's that there's something so. . . Average about her. She's the kind of woman who always hits me up online and I always ignore. And now she's right there with her legs spread and my money in the corner.[/QUOTE]Read her twitter page. Got the impression she hates men.

Any luck with the other HM's or just the one in MP. DM is fine.

If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5817307]If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.[/QUOTE]Funny I have no legit MT's in my rotation at the moment but I have have 1 or 2 seriously good, highly trained MT's that will provide "fun stuff".

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5817307]If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.[/QUOTE]Tried to pm but your mail box is full.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5817307]If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.[/QUOTE]Your mailbox is full.

Got a ton of messages on this one. Mailbox cleared.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5817307]If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.[/QUOTE]I would be interested in a legit massage.

Chances are that if you visit any one of the Heavenly Massage locations, you'll get a legit session with options for more in the future.

To me, going way out of my way for a legit massage isn't worth it unless they are model quality. At that point, if they aren't eye candy, I'd simply find a local clinic in my own neighborhood for a CMT.

Trained body workers who don't offer extras fall from the trees like apples at harvest time.

[QUOTE=Chorizo1;5803865]Went to see Sara in northbrook off Shermer. Finally got to see those artificial masterpieces. Nice pink nipples. Didn't let me touch but nice view. Had her pants down with her ass sticking out in thong. Put my hand between her legs and it felt like she had a bunch of oil between her legs. Quickly moved out of reach. Maybe someone got luckier earlier. Still gives great massage. Good finish. Might be more had but I don't have that type of money. Oh well, on to the next one.[/QUOTE]Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?

[QUOTE=SaraOnShermer;5823964]Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?[/QUOTE]YMMV with her. I just saw her this past weekend with a nice L1 with just OTC roaming. But even if I didn't get anything I would still go for massage. In my 50's I need a good rubdown sometimes.

[QUOTE=SaraOnShermer;5823964]Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?[/QUOTE]For any massage, I'll leave my tip in full view, but place my car keys on top of it. That way, the keys will jingle if anything happens while my eyes are closed (or in your case, even open.)

[QUOTE=Chorizo1;5824545]YMMV with her. I just saw her this past weekend with a nice L1 with just OTC roaming. But even if I didn't get anything I would still go for massage. In my 50's I need a good rubdown sometimes.[/QUOTE]Her attitude was weiiirddd when I saw her and she knew I was having a bad day and still left me blue ball'd. Wouldn't go back for her generic massage ever again.

[QUOTE=Chorizo1;5824545]YMMV with her. I just saw her this past weekend with a nice L1 with just OTC roaming. But even if I didn't get anything I would still go for massage. In my 50's I need a good rubdown sometimes.[/QUOTE]My first time was a generic massage, second time had a much better time. I wouldn't see her for just a massage though. It's more like a plain body rub to me. Either way, I've found these old Euro places are getting exactly that: old.

[QUOTE=SaraOnShermer;5825237]Her attitude was weiiirddd when I saw her and she knew I was having a bad day and still left me blue ball'd. Wouldn't go back for her generic massage ever again.[/QUOTE]How do I find contact info on this place? When I google I get a few places listed. Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=SaraOnShermer;5825237]Her attitude was weiiirddd when I saw her and she knew I was having a bad day and still left me blue ball'd. Wouldn't go back for her generic massage ever again.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't expect a girl I never met before to do something special because I was having a bad day.

[QUOTE=RoronoaZ;5825239]My first time was a generic massage, second time had a much better time. I wouldn't see her for just a massage though. It's more like a plain body rub to me. Either way, I've found these old Euro places are getting exactly that: old.[/QUOTE]Old and vanilla. My good matures went back their motherlands during covid.

I thought this forum was for helping one another? Yet no one will help me with contact info for this place? Let me guess I haven't provided enough info for ya'll.

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;5826941]I thought this forum was for helping one another? Yet no one will help me with contact info for this place? Let me guess I haven't provided enough info for ya'll.[/QUOTE]Maybe guys in the know just haven't had time to see your post and reply yet. With that crappy attitude, I'd be surprised if anybody gave you the time of day now.

[QUOTE=SaraOnShermer;5823964]Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Moejoo;5825411]I wouldn't expect a girl I never met before to do something special because I was having a bad day.[/QUOTE]Did you even read my post before jumping in the reply button?

[QUOTE=SaraOnShermer;5828335]Did you even read my post before jumping in the reply button?[/QUOTE]I read your post. 'you may have received L1' You don't know if you received it? LOL.

You also mentioned you put a $100 on the table and then only gave her $75. So you were expecting a $100 total for L1? She's not that cheap. This is the EMP thread not AMP thread.

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"SaraOnShermer"

The username is very misleading. I honestly thought it was self-promotion at first. As somebody who has been in and out of this forum for over 2 decades, I'd suggest creating a fresh account. If you are a true Euro fan, pick a better username and come back for a fresh start.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if the current crop of Euro agency girls currently out there provide CMT level massage, or is it still all straight to the HJ or FS action? ecechicago.com/models

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5318385]I created a sock account on social media, simply to follow many of the attractive and popular local Euros. In time, you begin to run across familiar faces from familiar places, like Golden Hands or Lisunia's. On the outside looking in, you'd have absolutely no clue that these ladies gave HJ's for tips. Once immigration rules became more strict, they seemed to go more legit. A lot of them went on to selling herbal diet pills or other fitness remedies to earn a lving. The husbands are pudgy Euro guys that look like they are none the wiser as to their wives' activities.[/QUOTE]I was following Ivankaa on Facebook for the longest time. I wish I could reconnect with the brunette I had on my first visit to L's ever in the summer of 2007. That was an absolutely amazing experience. Not that Ivanka wasn't amazing too because I shared some magic with her too. Man, those were the days.