Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5336781]I've never heard of five senses before. When you go, let me know what you think.[/QUOTE]I am awaiting the FarEast5 to confirm, I saw that in his post.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5336849]I am awaiting the FarEast5 to confirm, I saw that in his post.[/QUOTE]I called and they answered, I asked if they were open and she said yes. Same location.

[QUOTE=DeepInGreek;5338217]I called and they answered, I asked if they were open and she said yes. Same location.[/QUOTE]Any chance you can pm me the number? I'm not seeing it on google.

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5336027]I think ND in Burns is closed for a while. So here are some good AMPs to go with my rip off list:

1. Wellness (Eagan).

2. Five senses (Minneapolis) Service is outstanding.

3. Hudson AMPs (almost all or most of them).

4. Dynasty massage (Spring lake park).

5. Origins spa (Burnsville).[/QUOTE]Can someone PM me the address and numbers for Wellness and Origins Spa? Wellness keeps popping up Oasis which people are saying isn't great and Origins doesn't look like it's at the address on google anymore as Origins Massage Spa LLC.

[QUOTE=BoredInMn;5336524]Hey all long time reader, first time poster, many time sampler of AMPs all around the twin cities for the last 10 years or so. Feel free to PM me and quiz me if you would to like to validate my experiences Oh. The stories. And I know there are a few particular locations around the cities that I can guarantee some of you have been to / frequented that never seem to get mentioned.

Any who. As I'm getting back into the game lately and with the stupidly frustrating state of things around Minneapolis and the lack of remaining quality locations, wanted to give a shout out to MassErection & ILuvAsianBabes for their contributions; P.

I'm heading up to Saint Cloud (from the south of the river area) to pick up some equipment in just a little bit and was curious if any had an recommendations of fun relaxing pit stops along the way up 94 between say Maple Grove up to or in Saint Cloud?[/QUOTE]We try our best. You're welcome. I'll confess, I'm a sex addict and I never intended to get involved in such a hobby. It just happened and it's hard to quit! But I enjoy helping a fellow mongers and brothers out the best I can!

[QUOTE=Suoivestni;5338432]Can someone PM me the address and numbers for Wellness and Origins Spa? Wellness keeps popping up Oasis which people are saying isn't great and Origins doesn't look like it's at the address on google anymore as Origins Massage Spa LLC.[/QUOTE]Wellness is few miles west of oasis on Nichols next to caspers and Wendy's. Need make appt. Origins is doa. Don't waste your time.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5338437]We try our best. You're welcome. I'll confess, I'm a sex addict and I never intended to get involved in such a hobby. It just happened and it's hard to quit! But I enjoy helping a fellow mongers and brothers out the best I can![/QUOTE]You just need to find a nice loyal Asian woman to keep you straight bruh. To much money thrown away on pussy when you should be getting it for free man. I love chasing women, and making love to them for free. Pricesless.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5338778]Wellness is few miles west of oasis on Nichols next to caspers and Wendy's. Need make appt. Origins is doa. Don't waste your time.[/QUOTE]I thought Wellness has closed. I was there in the before time and always had a good time.

If still open I might check it out this weekend.

Alright. This Asian women thing is getting pretty fucking ridiculous right now, you do realize Asian women aren't all stereotypes right? Jesus, you watch memories of a geisha everyday?

Yeah go ahead, go to Thailand or Vietnam if you hate this country so much. I'm an Asian American and I'm damn proud of this country. So go to a fucking shit hole Asian country, talk is cheap. Shit, I could probably hook you up with family friends over there. But I can guarantee you that submissive bullshit dries out when your money dries out.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5338437]We try our best. You're welcome. I'll confess, I'm a sex addict and I never intended to get involved in such a hobby. It just happened and it's hard to quit! But I enjoy helping a fellow mongers and brothers out the best I can![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5338794]You just need to find a nice loyal Asian woman to keep you straight bruh. To much money thrown away on pussy when you should be getting it for free man. I love chasing women, and making love to them for free. Pricesless.[/QUOTE]Tell me about it bro! So true. That's precisely why I'm heading to SE Asia to meet that traditional, nice, caring, and sexy Asian bride for me. I will be loved long time for sure LOL. Many times over! But the key word in there is "nice" even over sexy! Yes, I want an attractive woman (especially with a great body and ASS because I'm an ass man) but the older I get, the less important I realize looks are. I would rather have an attractive, nice and traditional lady than being stuck with some really hot and nasty hoe with no personality and sense of humor! Actually, I date a few of those back in the day. Made me miserable in the end. Lesson learned. I love to fuck really hot chicks or pay for their pussy for an hour but being in a relationship with them is a major task at hand.

Anyway, be careful out there Mass. You are young, hormones raging and seem like a really cool dude. But it's all fun and games until you meet that nasty lady who can ruin a bros life very quick through some false allegation or having to pay child support until the kid or kids are 18! Happened to a few friends of mine. Stay safe and be careful out there.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5336601]Five Senses is back? Feel free to pm info. Outstanding if so.[/QUOTE]I heard they moved and the woman is pushing 50. They do offer table shower. IDK!

On my way to Hudson to pick something up spur of the moment. Since I'm going there. Any recommendations on which one for a last minute walk in?

[QUOTE=HeinzBuck;5339973]I heard they moved and the woman is pushing 50. They do offer table shower. IDK![/QUOTE]I can't find this place. I've called and went to location with no luck. I've offered lots of good places on this board, but when a man wants a favor in return he gets no help.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5341040]I can't find this place. I've called and went to location with no luck. I've offered lots of good places on this board, but when a man wants a favor in return he gets no help.[/QUOTE]In fairness, some of your leads have turned out to be bogus. Some have been solid. I'm inclined to believe you got BJ at the oasis, but who knows if that's even true. Plus some of the ampz you listed for sex I couldn't even land HJ.

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5341139]In fairness, some of your leads have turned out to be bogus. Some have been solid. I'm inclined to believe you got BJ at the oasis, but who knows if that's even true. Plus some of the ampz you listed for sex I couldn't even land HJ.[/QUOTE]Life isn't fair old man. My success doesn't equal success for everyone else. Have to take it like a man and move on without taking it out on me.