Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Lumpy46;3104929]Anyone else here notice that Tina had stopped posting? The Russian bombshell has stopped operations. She used to be fun until she got real picky and big up sale.[/QUOTE]I have been in touch with Tina. She is in Orlando and comes to the Cape on occasion. She was just here a couple of weeks ago and said she'll be back next month. She is also on LinkedIn if you want to look her up. I had an appointment booked with the Russian once and she backed out due to a migraine. Too expensive for what you get in my opinion.

My 1st visit was to the newest member of the biz which is located on the south west corner of 41 & immokalee rd. Grumpy older lady answered no table shower not interested. My next stop was behind the old sweetbay near the corner of airport pulling & immmokalee. 1 sign said open till 10 pm, but another said call # for appt. When I finally got to tavilla last night it was almost 8 pm & a very young & pretty petite Asian gal took a while to come up front. She had either massage oil. Or the remnants of a pearl necklace a guy gave her in the back. LOL. She instructed me to take a card & come back tomorrow. Note she quoted me $55 for the hh & $85 for the hr. The moment she gave me the card I can tell that I probably would be subject to cartel pricing for FS $200!

Greed is taking the fun out of this hobby.

Stay safe & spend wisely.

[QUOTE=PaulHamnet;3106629]My 1st visit was to the newest member of the biz which is located on the south west corner of 41 & immokalee rd. Grumpy older lady answered no table shower not interested. My next stop was behind the old sweetbay near the corner of airport pulling & immmokalee. 1 sign said open till 10 pm, but another said call # for appt. When I finally got to tavilla last night it was almost 8 pm & a very young & pretty petite Asian gal took a while to come up front. She had either massage oil. Or the remnants of a pearl necklace a guy gave her in the back. LOL. She instructed me to take a card & come back tomorrow. Note she quoted me $55 for the hh & $85 for the hr. The moment she gave me the card I can tell that I probably would be subject to cartel pricing for FS $200!

Greed is taking the fun out of this hobby.

Stay safe & spend wisely.[/QUOTE]I have not been to Tanilla in quite some time and the provider you saw may be Ella who is advertised as being there. I had a session with her at 5019 on the east trail. Ok massage but big time upsell. She is hot with a true spinner's body and her FS skill as above average, but so was the tip. Haven't had the inclination to see her again and am trying to avoid the cartel locations. New spot at 5050 I believe is owned by the same person as Creech.

[QUOTE=PaulHamnet;3106629]My 1st visit was to the newest member of the biz which is located on the south west corner of 41 & immokalee rd. Grumpy older lady answered no table shower not interested. My next stop was behind the old sweetbay near the corner of airport pulling & immmokalee. 1 sign said open till 10 pm, but another said call # for appt. When I finally got to tavilla last night it was almost 8 pm & a very young & pretty petite Asian gal took a while to come up front. She had either massage oil. Or the remnants of a pearl necklace a guy gave her in the back. LOL. She instructed me to take a card & come back tomorrow. Note she quoted me $55 for the hh & $85 for the hr. The moment she gave me the card I can tell that I probably would be subject to cartel pricing for FS $200!

Greed is taking the fun out of this hobby.

Stay safe & spend wisely.[/QUOTE]That definitely sounds like Ella. In my opinion one of the top three providers in the Naples area. Interesting to see they have bumped up to $85 an hr. Sounds like the cartel is continuing to push the limits. I think its only a matter of time before someone gives them a reality check.

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My psychiatrist was traveling to Bonita and decided WTF, mixed reviews and a visit from Uncle LEO must be something happening at Woods Edge. Sooooo he stopped by. He told me it was a TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. NOthing special from the looks of the secretary. Typical cover charge, went into the room, got comfy, after about 5 min a different employee comes in and ask what he wants. He said just start a massage. He said as soon as he started to roam his hand was pushed away, again and again, no words spoken. NO teasing of the jewels, she said flip, he said he was so turned off Jr was playing dead. He tried roaming again, THEN BAM. She said, " we no do that" He said he told her heard they do for a very good tip. She then let him rub her ass outside, when Jr finally started to act straight, he tried to move her hand to say hi. " We NO do that", she told him for $80 she would watch him. He immediately got up and left without saying a word. What is he doing wrong.

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My psychiatrist was traveling to Bonita and decided WTF, mixed reviews and a visit from Uncle LEO must be something happening at Woods Edge. Sooooo he stopped by. He told me it was a TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. NOthing special from the looks of the secretary. Typical cover charge, went into the room, got comfy, after about 5 min a different employee comes in and ask what he wants. He said just start a massage. He said as soon as he started to roam his hand was pushed away, again and again, no words spoken. NO teasing of the jewels, she said flip, he said he was so turned off Jr was playing dead. He tried roaming again, THEN BAM. She said, " we no do that" He said he told her heard they do for a very good tip. She then let him rub her ass outside, when Jr finally started to act straight, he tried to move her hand to say hi. " We NO do that", she told him for $80 she would watch him. He immediately got up and left without saying a word. What is he doing wrong.[/QUOTE]As the saying goes, if you don't like the weather in NE, just wait 15 minutes. So it seems to go with the AMP's. If you are going to look at reviews, make sure they are current. My accountant's garbage man's handy man has visited Woods Edge over a dozen times in the last few years. If it has been more than 2 months since the last visit, chances are there is a new crop and everything old is new again. Sometimes this can be a good thing. Sometimes not. Certainly seems to be the norm in all of the local AMP's though, according to him. He definitely has mentioned that he has all kinds of experiences there, which is why he has repeated.

For what it is worth. Happy Hunting.

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My psychiatrist was traveling to Bonita and decided WTF, mixed reviews and a visit from Uncle LEO must be something happening at Woods Edge. Sooooo he stopped by. He told me it was a TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. NOthing special from the looks of the secretary. Typical cover charge, went into the room, got comfy, after about 5 min a different employee comes in and ask what he wants. He said just start a massage. He said as soon as he started to roam his hand was pushed away, again and again, no words spoken. NO teasing of the jewels, she said flip, he said he was so turned off Jr was playing dead. He tried roaming again, THEN BAM. She said, " we no do that" He said he told her heard they do for a very good tip. She then let him rub her ass outside, when Jr finally started to act straight, he tried to move her hand to say hi. " We NO do that", she told him for $80 she would watch him. He immediately got up and left without saying a word. What is he doing wrong.[/QUOTE]Do you have a badge tattooed on your ass?

You're not missing much. I had FS fun twice there about 3 years ago with the same cute, 30 ish lady.

Other times it was just an expensive handy with minimal roaming.

[QUOTE=Gotj17;3109217]Do you have a badge tattooed on your ass?

You're not missing much. I had FS fun twice there about 3 years ago with the same cute, 30 ish lady.

Other times it was just an expensive handy with minimal roaming.[/QUOTE]My electrician is working a commercial re-wiring job near there. Told me his parts supplier had enjoyed massage at Woods Edge many times, standard rates. Are you saying you paid above standard and were disappointed?

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3110415]My electrician is working a commercial re-wiring job near there. Told me his parts supplier had enjoyed massage at Woods Edge many times, standard rates. Are you saying you paid above standard and were disappointed?[/QUOTE]Not an electrician but have also enjoyed Woods Edge for many years with never a disappointment on any requests. Rates always normal and was never upsold. Just sayin'.

Trash man went for an afternoon massage. . 59 for an hour. Attractive girls. Way over priced for upgrades. Took whole hour for the. 59 and left. He will not repeat. Be safe Rodney out. [URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-39-free-table-shower-with-beautiful-cindy-and-daisy-and-cape-coral/21612368[/URL].

Had a dream I was at OG restaurant and decided to mosy on across the street. In my dream I was met by an attractive 30 something young lady. Opted for an hour and glad I did. After 1/2 hours face down did the flip and enjoyed the rest of my time until I couldn't take it anymore, very happy! . 7 door fee left. 8 tip in my dream.

[QUOTE=RodneyDanger;3116226]Trash man went for an afternoon massage. . 59 for an hour. Attractive girls. Way over priced for upgrades. Took whole hour for the. 59 and left. He will not repeat. Be safe Rodney out. [URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-39-free-table-shower-with-beautiful-cindy-and-daisy-and-cape-coral/21612368[/URL].[/QUOTE]Would you ask your trash man how the table shower went, LOL? My electrician is going to be up that way and needs to clean up after work.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3122914]Would you ask your trash man how the table shower went, LOL? My electrician is going to be up that way and needs to clean up after work.[/QUOTE]NONE, NADA, ZILCH, Nothing. Were talking min. 50 extra for what you could do yourself. Go to Daja-vu off Pondella after 3 pm to 6 pm for $. 60 for the hour. Call first, or Water Side on Santa Barbra $. 50 for 30 min walk in anytime of day. No waiting for BP calls that never come or going to someplace unsafe. My trash mans says it is worth a few bucks extra for the feeling of safety and is on his schedule not on the providers. Bring your own cover just in case. And reach out for the touch. YOU WON'T be disappointed. But let us know either way. Rodney out.

Compared to jade spa, daisy jade spa, excellent massage strong hands, most mechanical HJ ever.

Today Water City, got Annie, ok looking, older, big rack. Told her my first time there, was really just looking for a massage, achey, got half hour, 50.00. Her massage not as strong, but very thorough, after about 15 minutes, she too towel off, used oils (which she was very good at washing off later). 20 minutes or so, flipped me over, she knew by looking, it would need to be more than a massage now. She said how much, I said How much do you want, she said 100.00, my negotiating skills suck, I apologize guys, I said best I can do is 50.00, she said how about 60.00, she had already oiled it up, little guy agreed. Unlike daisy, she took her time, still it was a quickfire, I really got to get pills or something to slow down. She said you very young, I said no, I'm 50, she said no, down here, so thick and hard, how sweet. She then thoroughly washed all the oils, and other fluids off.

Total time 35 minutes, money 110.

Very sweet, lotta hugs, let me play with her under clothes, top and bottom, even unleashed large boobs, pulled off bra, big dark nipples. Little pricey for a soft massage and HJ, but until I learn to negotiate, it'll do.

Looks 6. 5.

Body 7. 5.

Personality 9. 5.

Been fighting the urge but broke down and went to Massage Yulan.

Huh and massage was good but sensed it went on to long. Wasn't too worried though as was able to roam legs and butt.

Tether she says "ok 1/2 hour over. " I'm like -what?? She says you want front massage, I say yes. I flip she covers me and works my arms neck face and scalp? Despite numerous suggestions- body movements etc. It was all a no go. I couldn't believe it. With snowbirds here now, I was aware there were numerous brethren there. I for one am crossing this place off my list!