So I was in Bartlett on my way home and had a problem with a tire. I find a nice simple tire place in a strip mall with a 7-11 and low and behold I see an acupressure neon sign. I have a few so I decide what the fuck I need to waste some time anyway.
I enter and its like an old doctors office, reception desk and a doorbell button. Something told me to walk out.
I press the button and believe me I had plenty of time to get out of there before I hear a deep grumble say massage. Like a idiot I say yes. Door opens and it's an old lady with all her hair matted to the side. Looks like she was sleeping. She takes me by the hand and leads me to the middle room. Asks how long, one hr 60, shower extra 10. I take the shower and it was gross. She wanted to use a luffa on me, with the shower so fucking smelly I told her no. And that was about it in the shower, it was strictly legit.
And sadly so was the massage. I asked for soft touch but she was digging into me with her elbows. The massage was ok but there was nothing even remotely considered an extra. She cracked my neck which felt great but that was about it.
Avoid avoid avoid.
