Don't want to gross you out but
[QUOTE=Bigfella97]When I was finally able to shut her up and make her be still I started to see the other problem. Her vag. Didn't feel like a vag at all. I can't describe it but I hope none of yall ever have to feel it. She was quite possibly the worst F**K I ever had. [/QUOTE]
based on your unusual comment that "Didn't feel like a vag at all" You don't think she could have been sent off for a little chop-chop and then retrofitted do you? That might be one explanation.
I agree - Osaka: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]I hope you plan on getting a tetnus shot after your visit to Osaka. Previously, I had reported on my visit to this location. Upon entering, I was asked to sit down and wait for a couple of minutes. As I was looking around, I noticed how dirty this place was. The woman I saw looked like she had spent the last 5 years in a Siberian prison. The place smelled of disenfectant. The thought of walking into their shower area barefoot and laying my naked ass either on the table in the shower room or on the dirty sheets back in the room made my skin crawl. Less then 5 minutes after I entered, I was leaving. I have been to most of the AMPS in the area ( Magic, Yokohama, J Spa, Japaneese Spa, Yoshiko, Aloha, Gold, Nagoya, Oxygen, OK, Ocean, Serenity ) and ALL have been very clean. Osaka on the other hand should be declared a biological breeding ground and torn down by the federal government in the interest of public safety.[/QUOTE]
The GOOD: If you went to Osaka you might be able to spray yourself with Lysol from head to toe before you develop a fungus.
The BAD: The fungus might be treatable by the Center for DIsease COntrol in Atlanta and you might return back to normal after a couple of years
THE UGLY: If your nuts drop off in a couple of weeks, you will know where the leprosy came from.
Why the Health Department has not closed Osaka is one of life's mysteries.
Were there any other clues?
[QUOTE=Bigfella97]It started off as like some of the other experiences, thats why I didn't suspect anything. Some keep their hand on your manhood or on you to keep you from going too deep. I thought all I was feeling her attempt to do that. Once I got her settled down (both of her hands in one of mine), I was able to get down to business. Now shes rocking her pelvis forward to keep things shallow. I adjusted her again and got lined up. This time I got a good feel. Felt like someone had stitched two pieces of bologna together. Backed up and took a look, looked natural enough in the near dark. Tried again. Still wasn't doing it for me. Backed up again, this time reaching for the lights, she freaked, as they usually do. At that point I asked her to go get the other girl. She didn't like that. I got pissed, told her what I thought of the experience and bounced.
I don't want to speculate on what I was experiencing. I need to go take another shower.
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Big hands? Excess body hair? Deep voice? Just curious as I have never fortunately had a situation like that and I hope to avoid one in the future.