Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Passenger;4707615]So, beginning at 3 PM today, restaurants and bars are restricted to carry out only. I know how this works with restaurants, but did strip clubs just get granted a giant loophole?[/QUOTE]So how is this a loophole? They sell alcohol and have a bar at all of these that I know of except Deja Vu in Ypsilanti. Also anywhere that has gatherings of 50 or more people has been ordered to close except grocery stores, pharmacy's, and things like that. Has anyone tried going to one today after 3 to find out? If they are closed I expect the girls to be showing up online in other places. It's going to get rough out there financially for a lot of people too for a while so expect to probably find some good deals to be had with these ladies.

[QUOTE=Jime1991;4708517]So how is this a loophole? They sell alcohol and have a bar at all of these that I know of except Deja Vu in Ypsilanti. Also anywhere that has gatherings of 50 or more people has been ordered to close except grocery stores, pharmacy's, and things like that. Has anyone tried going to one today after 3 to find out? If they are closed I expect the girls to be showing up online in other places. It's going to get rough out there financially for a lot of people too for a while so expect to probably find some good deals to be had with these ladies.[/QUOTE]The joke went way over your head.

[QUOTE=BumLick1;4708565]The joke went way over your head.[/QUOTE]Yes my joke did go soaring over his head; I figured that most everyone would get the analogy.

Perhaps I should have referred to the more common term of seeing strippers OTC (out of the club), as "take out?

In fact one of the commenters made an astute observation. Perhaps the strippers could be deployed like the old-fashioned car hop servers like old drive-in restaurants.

So would these be dive-in restaurants?

[QUOTE=Passenger;4707615]So, beginning at 3 PM today, restaurants and bars are restricted to carry out only. I know how this works with restaurants, but did strip clubs just get granted a giant loophole?[/QUOTE]I don't know. Comparatively that would be pretty expensive takeout.

[QUOTE=PipersPit;4706487]Wow, now there's a ***** that's been in the business for a looong time. I can't even begin to imagine how many dicks she handled.[/QUOTE]I can concur. This was one crazy biach in the day. She once took me into the back and gave me a BBBJCIM and tried to kiss me after. She came out and immediately gave some poor guy walking into the club a big wet french kiss. Eeeeuuuuwwww.

If anyone by chance can share any young stripper info, will be appreciated. As the clubs are closed, looking for some fun. Badly missing the fun nowadays.

Thank you in advance for your efforts.

[QUOTE=DeesNutz;4709366]I can concur. This was one crazy biach in the day. She once took me into the back and gave me a BBBJCIM and tried to kiss me after. She came out and immediately gave some poor guy walking into the club a big wet french kiss. Eeeeuuuuwwww.[/QUOTE]Sir, is your screen name a homage to my favorite radio show next to Drew and Mike, the short lived Kramer and Twitch?

[QUOTE=SpitzerWeiner2;4709962]Sir, is your screen name a homage to my favorite radio show next to Drew and Mike, the short lived Kramer and Twitch?[/QUOTE]WRIF Baby.

As always if anyone has any UTR girls or strippers who do take out I've got funds and I am willing to support.

[QUOTE=PacoTaco;4710097]As always if anyone has any UTR girls or strippers who do take out I've got funds and I am willing to support.[/QUOTE]I'll help out any girls that are put out of work and need some assistance! The ones located closer to Oakland county would be preferred.

[QUOTE=PacoTaco;4710097]As always if anyone has any UTR girls or strippers who do take out I've got funds and I am willing to support.[/QUOTE]Please let me know if you know of anyone.

I was not sure where to put this, but I decided to put it here, and I will explain why.

I have noticed a lot of talk about "what are the club girls going to do" and "does anyone have any UTR's from the club". I am asking pretty much the same thing, but I am looking for something that, in this time of COVID, might be a little more desirable to more health conscious women. I am hoping for a session where although things are erotically charged, we still maintain the 6 foot distance recommendation. The reason I am asking out here, instead of in the escort section, is that I am hoping to find the most aesthetically pleasing girl possible. I am hoping someone knows a hottie from the club who would like to make some safe funds. I understand what I am asking for is less than conventional, so I am hoping that I don't get flamed for this, but I have seen a lot crazier requests than this throughout the years.

Best of luck and stay healthy.

[QUOTE=TheEmmyGoes2;4711746]I was not sure where to put this, but I decided to put it here, and I will explain why.

I have noticed a lot of talk about "what are the club girls going to do" and "does anyone have any UTR's from the club". I am asking pretty much the same thing, but I am looking for something that, in this time of COVID, might be a little more desirable to more health conscious women. I am hoping for a session where although things are erotically charged, we still maintain the 6 foot distance recommendation. The reason I am asking out here, instead of in the escort section, is that I am hoping to find the most aesthetically pleasing girl possible. I am hoping someone knows a hottie from the club who would like to make some safe funds. I understand what I am asking for is less than conventional, so I am hoping that I don't get flamed for this, but I have seen a lot crazier requests than this throughout the years.

Best of luck and stay healthy.[/QUOTE]Pleasantly surprised to see someone post something that makes sense in light of the pandemic.

My other thought would be to provide modest donations to favorite providers, be they from strip clubs, spas, or escorts. Social distancing is real.

[QUOTE=TheEmmyGoes2;4711746]I was not sure where to put this, but I decided to put it here, and I will explain why.

I have noticed a lot of talk about "what are the club girls going to do" and "does anyone have any UTR's from the club". I am asking pretty much the same thing, but I am looking for something that, in this time of COVID, might be a little more desirable to more health conscious women. I am hoping for a session where although things are erotically charged, we still maintain the 6 foot distance recommendation. The reason I am asking out here, instead of in the escort section, is that I am hoping to find the most aesthetically pleasing girl possible. I am hoping someone knows a hottie from the club who would like to make some safe funds. I understand what I am asking for is less than conventional, so I am hoping that I don't get flamed for this, but I have seen a lot crazier requests than this throughout the years.

Best of luck and stay healthy.[/QUOTE]You are "almost" describing cam girls.

"Whitmer orders salons, spas, tattoo shops & more temporarily closed amid COVID-19 outbreak" , will there be a separate order for the strip clubs or do they come under restaurants and bars?