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[QUOTE=MichaelCosmos;3282505]Drew ([URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/thick-girls-taste-better/20493308[/URL]) and I have a looooooong history. . .
. . . Anyway this post is longer than I thought it'd be. Don't read any of this bullshit.
Long story short: Fuck Drew, fuck her ridiculous ass, fuck 12, fuck all of you degenerates, fuck the game, and fuck me.[/QUOTE]Best post in a long time. This degenerate thanks you.
-Jeepster1.
I believe he would appreciate mr cosmos story about drew and her shitty CBJ.
[QUOTE=MichaelCosmos;3282433]This is my first time being stood up so I'm a little bewildered. Went to see Jess ([URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/wonder-woman-sexy-drug-free-hard-working-sassy-classy-southern-bell-independent/20372837[/URL]) because that ass was abhorrently fat. Texted back and forth and she gave me an address and then a room number when she was 5 minutes out. She'd told me that ass would cost $. 80 for a hh so I was under the impression that I'd struck gold. When I tell her I'm there she tells me she's at Walmart and will be back in 3 min, so I wait in a secluded stairwell where I would be out of site while watching the parking lot for anything that looked like LEO. Then she texts me:"I don't think its a good idea, you give me the impression that you are interested in something other than companionship and that is illegal so I don't want to go any further with your request for my time. ".
I remained calm because I know that I didn't message her anything that would make her think I'm a dangerous person or something. The few texts I sent her asked for rates, location, and address, the normal stuff. I figured this was some kind of code / game to make sure I wasn't a cop so I told here that I obviously wasn't looking to do anything illegal, and that I just wanted to talk. She didn't respond. Luckily our good friend Drew ([URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/thick-girls-taste-better/20493308[/URL]) was a 4 minute walk down the road so I figured I'd cut my losses and move on. That would turn out to be a major bust as well (and not the good kind of bust), but that's a story for another post.
Long story short: I corresponded with Jess the same way I had with several other girls that I'd seen before her, she had me drive all the way out and stood me up for no reason. These hoes ain't loyal. Don't fuck with Jess.[/QUOTE]Almost the exact same thing happened to me.
I had a similar experience, except I never made an actual appt. But she used the exact same lingo.
[QUOTE=IslandGuy1999;3282645]Almost the exact same thing happened to me.[/QUOTE]
So, none of you have actually met her?
You think she's a niece to Uncle?
[QUOTE=Stressed2;3277845]Is it me or is there just a whole Lotta new folks that are new members? I am not trying to be unwelcoming, but when I see that many I get suspicious.[/QUOTE]It appears that my post caused a little stir. My apologies, not trying to stir anything up. If you are new, welcome to the board.
[QUOTE=MrChooShoes;3283104]So, none of you have actually met her?
You think she's a niece to Uncle?[/QUOTE]I went through a similar round with her, after finally getting the location then room number I pulled up just as her drug man was passing by to make the hand off exchange. Even though her ad says drug free. I know what a drug hand off looks like. I waited till he rounded the corner before exiting my vehicle and knocked. She answered through the door and said some very nasty things about getting away from her door. I took the cue she didn't need my donation any longer and went ghost to greener pastures. I recognized her and her ass, when she stepped out to make the exchange, from her ads. She actually exists and must have some business cause she's still out there.
[QUOTE=MichaelCosmos;3282505]Drew ([URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/thick-girls-taste-better/20493308[/URL]) and I have a looooooong history, I'd seen her several times for $. 40 quickies (with an ass like that {yes her ass actually does look like that} you can't turn down that deal) but each time I'd failed to get it up. I left her shabby little motel room each time a little bit more demoralized and insecure about my manhood. For a while I thought I'd done something to mess up my little soldier, but I'm barely 20 yrs old and don't do any weird drugs, so I figured I'd just been fapping too much. Actually now that I realize it, this is a pretty tragic backstory. But since I don't actually know any of you reprobate fucks in person I have no problem telling it.
Anyway, fast forward to recently. After several seamless interactions with other girls in Drew's line of work I figured that my dick problems were due to her lack of skill. I'd decided that it would be better for me if I stopped trying to fuck Drew all together (it was a hard decision, that ass is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaat). But after being stood up by a girl with presumably an even fatter ass than Drew's (details in a previous post if you want to read about it) I decided that I might as well hit her up one last time since I had the dough already on me and her fresh unenthusiastic pussy was just a 4 minute walk away.
Cue the CBJ. Once again I couldn't get it up so Drew suggested that I slid it in limp and try and get hard that way. I thought it sounded like a dumb idea but she insisted it worked all the time so I took her word for it since she is the professional. After about a minute and a half of pushing rope I had a half-assed but adequate tent pitched. That's when I realized that the reason I couldn't get it up all those times before was because each time she'd been giving me the shittiest BJ possible with an absurdly thick condom. After some decent mish we went to doggy and let me tell you, that ass does NOT quit. But this dick does, and when I realized that there was no way I'd bust wearing a condom thicker than some of my warmest winter gloves, I remembered that someone in this forum posted about Drew's proficiency in Indo-European languages (specifically Greek) so I decided I'd ask the question and, much to my suprise, she said yes. But my surprised went away when she demanded another $. 2 for it (go figure).
All you new guys out here, this is advice for your own good, don't let Drew be your first anal. She's terrible, absolutely abhorrent. She was laying there with her legs together while I was trying to find her pooper in between that amazingly fat fucking ass, I kindly asked her to spread her legs and she angrily told me to just put it in.
Now, I've had girls refuse doggy, cowgirl, and even CBJ, but refusing to spread your LEGS, when you're already lying down. Literally all you have to do is move your fucking legs.
Guys, Drew does not want you to have a good time. I'd tell you guys not to see her but it's inevitable that some of you will click on that link, see that relentlessly fat fucking ass, disregard everything I've written here, and decide to hit her up anyway. Honestly, it's no wonder that she can still make a living when she doesn't even bother pretending to give a fuck. She's probably relying on that ass since day one.
Anyway, I tried to do the best I could with the uncooperative badonk that was right in front of me, but it didn't help that she wouldn't shut the fuck up about how I only had 10 minutes left. Still, I pressed on. I did for my little dick, for the 4 Andrew Jacksons I'd given her, for all the other poor fucks that were unfortunate enough to fall prey to her fat fucking ass. But she was so uncooperative that I lost my wood and gave up. Annoying ***** had the gall to wish me a good night as I walked out the door with balls bluer than a Nashville summer sky.
Anyway this post is longer than I thought it'd be. Don't read any of this bullshit.
Long story short: Fuck Drew, fuck her ridiculous ass, fuck 12, fuck all of you degenerates, fuck the game, and fuck me.[/QUOTE]I saw her for the cheap quick option. She has no personality and doesn't try to make you feel wanted or anything. It was so mechanical. I got mine fortunately, mainly due to staring at the ridiculous ass.
I've seen her. She is legit, nice woman, not FS for sure but you will leave happy for sure if.
You aren't pushy or rude about it.
[QUOTE=PokeHerFace40;3281973]Hey guys. Have any of you seen this one? I've done some research and she seems legit. I've also seen some reviews on other sites. I was just hoping maybe a senior member here could put me at ease before I take the plunge. Thanks in advance for all your help.
[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/busty-redhead-well-reviewed-incalls-tonight-text-for-availability/20304844[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stressed2;3283397]It appears that my post caused a little stir. My apologies, not trying to stir anything up. If you are new, welcome to the board.[/QUOTE]All in good fun. Man.
Now give me some money so I can dream today.
Longtime reader, first time poster. I'm coming to Nashville this weekend. I have my eyes on Megan, young petite black haired girl. Her personality seems really cool but I do like a little older and a little more shapely.
Also may go with jessica rockefeller or jaime from her agency. Any opinions on megan or jessica and jamie. Or any others you recommend. Also whatever happened to jada james? I saw her once and had a great time.
[QUOTE=SlowJammer;3284395]Longtime reader, first time poster. I'm coming to Nashville this weekend. I have my eyes on Megan, young petite black haired girl. Her personality seems really cool but I do like a little older and a little more shapely.
Also may go with jessica rockefeller or jaime from her agency. Any opinions on megan or jessica and jamie. Or any others you recommend. Also whatever happened to jada james? I saw her once and had a great time.[/QUOTE]Jessica is fine. Don't know about jamie. Don't waste time with megan.
Anyone have any info on her?
[URL]http://www.yourgfkate.com[/URL]
[QUOTE=Lougle69;3285727]Anyone have any info on her?
[URL]http://www.yourgfkate.com[/URL][/QUOTE]3 Bens minimum. I stopped comms after she asked for a copy of my DL.