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[QUOTE=JimmyChap;3199628]I admit, I read the previous report, and had low expectations going in. However, I had 30 min of unexpected privacy on the SW side and no one else would pick up. Long and short of it, I paid 40 for a SS and I would have had more pleasure jacking off into a dumpster and watching 2 Barry's burn on the ground. I did get bbjcim. Then she went in the bathroom gagged and threw up. I didn't think I was that hideous. I had some pineapple earlier in the day, isn't that supposed to make it a delicacy?! By the time she was out of the bathroom I was putting on my shoes, she went right to her phone to call her "friend" with the "dessert" whom I'm pretty sure held the door open for me downstairs. Nice guy. Anyway, I would not repeat. I'll find better things to do with my alone time and 40 dollars. Perhaps ride the Meijer horse 400 times.[/QUOTE]That sexy pony has been around a long time. Now I know why! For me, I'd need 150 rolls of pennies. Thank god they're open 24 hours and nobody's there in the wee hours! Yee haw!

Good reviews of Maria.

[QUOTE=RedWing814;3199490][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/christmas-special/27938553[/URL]

Finally got to go see her today. Not a TOFT, but I've only seen one other review and it was mixed.

First her pics are her, which was nice because she is definitely attractive. She was freshly showered and smelled nice. Setup for me was easy and le check was painless. She made it very clear she was accommodating, which was nice. Never rushed, very friendly and overall just a great personality.

Service was very good. Very smooth BBBJCIM spit that was refreshing. Not mechanical at all. Cfs started k9 and moved to mish. She is very tight and very tasty. Fiv and roaming no problem. Daty is on the menu also and as previously mentioned very tasty. Good to excellent service overall.

Definitely repeating as I left feeling better than I have in a long time.

Put me back .50 plus a tip and well worth it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HollandGuy1978;3197097]Seen her last week at the red roof on 28th, definitely the girl in the pics. She was pretty shy at first but warmed up quickly, body was good, some baby damage and pretty much no tits.

Started out with BBBJ then went to daty, went back to BBBJ then covered up and did doggy and mish. Overall a good experience set me back $ for hh.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Chip.

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This girl is a keeper. Everything GingerBeard said was spot on: physical description, performance, and sweet. Not Barbie but not bad; a bit larger but a fantastic performer. Good review sir. I enjoyed my time and will repeat. I posted this link as her BP links come down. This is the number to use. She has severed ties with Brooke and they ran ads together. She was not getting my messages. If you tried to get in touch but couldn't that might be why.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the heads up. Its not crossing my mind anymore!

[QUOTE=DaveUsa;3198077]This report is of Mallory. Mallory is China.

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Pics are not her but she's an extremely fit spinner. Same apartment as previous massage visit with China near Byron Center and 52nd. Went for an hour FS visit, no massage. She delivered but I left early unable to plow through her attitude. There's an ass for every seat but she wasn't mine and I definitely wasn't hers. If you're up for the challenge, I hope your mileage does vary. Merry Christmas all.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wolverines;3195924]Not yet but it has crossed my mind. She is a hottie (assuming pics are real). If you see her please report back. i will do the same.[/QUOTE]

I saw Mariah recently, on the recommendation of a fellow monger. I'm glad I did. I didn't go for a BJ, because heard it wasn't her strong suit, but DATY was clean and fresh. She was quite vocal, too. FIV and CFS are on the menu. She does some light kissing, but not LFK or DFK. For best results, have your own cover at the ready. She is quite accommodating to geezers, who take some time to warm up. I like little perky, round titties and she has a nice little set. Nice ass, too. Has a little pooch, but not bad at all.

She does incall, but outcall is better if she didn't get an incall, yet.

She doesn't post pics in her ad, but her ads are pretty consistent. She describes herself as 4' 11" and 90 pounds, always putting her name in the title line, but doesn't post often.

I hope to repeat.

Thanks for info guys. She is one I was considering. Good to know that the pics are a little outdated. So Meijer stores still have the mechanical horses?

[QUOTE=JimmyChap;3199628]I admit, I read the previous report, and had low expectations going in. However, I had 30 min of unexpected privacy on the SW side and no one else would pick up. Long and short of it, I paid 40 for a SS and I would have had more pleasure jacking off into a dumpster and watching 2 Barry's burn on the ground. I did get bbjcim. Then she went in the bathroom gagged and threw up. I didn't think I was that hideous. I had some pineapple earlier in the day, isn't that supposed to make it a delicacy?! By the time she was out of the bathroom I was putting on my shoes, she went right to her phone to call her "friend" with the "dessert" whom I'm pretty sure held the door open for me downstairs. Nice guy. Anyway, I would not repeat. I'll find better things to do with my alone time and 40 dollars. Perhaps ride the Meijer horse 400 times.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brian197;3196037]So tonight I toftt I couldn't get ahold of anyone I truly wanted so I tried Molly, not the greatest neighborhood, upstairs apartment, bedroom filled with smoke, and well as for her she is the person in the picks but the picks got to be 10 years old, she was old and flabby deflated tits with some serious stretch marks, was going to walk but little head needed attention, she started out with BBBJ and after about two minutes went for condom, but then couldn't get it on, so I told her just keep sucking, wasn't much to look at in fact she kinda repulsed me, so I tilted my head back and dreamt it was some one else doing it. After a few more minutes, I thought well she didn't give me no rules so I unexpectedly to her blew it in her mouth and watched her choke on it, decent skills I guess no dt, so would not repeat.

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To all my Fellow mongers and provides on USASG have Very Merry Christmas and a Safe Happy New Year.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;3199929]To all my Fellow mongers and provides on USASG have Very Merry Christmas and a Safe Happy New Year.[/QUOTE]Merry Christmas to you!! You have already provided us with many gifts this year with your TOFTT adventures and reviews! That's the gift that keeps on giving!! =).

[QUOTE=Wolverines;3199850]Thanks for info guys. She is one I was considering. Good to know that the pics are a little outdated. So Meijer stores still have the mechanical horses?[/QUOTE]Yes you can ride the pony at Meijer- Still a penny and the clerks will give you a penny if you do not have one.

Also, the horse's name is Sandy.

So no more than 2 consecutive rides yelling "Go Sandy" no mater how nice the ride feels.

Might draw unwanted attention.

Thanks Benz1. I might just stick with Yahni and rush back to Louisville for a dinner with my favorite UTR girl ever.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3199370]FYI. Hayley, has had a reputation of very short visits.[/QUOTE]

Do any of you have words of recommendation or warning on Natalie?

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Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everybody out here.

Ha! I was in a Meijer today and went out of my way to look for the horse. Sure as shit there it was up front. Amazing how I could have missed that before.

[QUOTE=Spartan191;3200091]Yes you can ride the pony at Meijer- Still a penny and the clerks will give you a penny if you do not have one.

Also, the horse's name is Sandy.

So no more than 2 consecutive rides yelling "Go Sandy" no mater how nice the ride feels.

Might draw unwanted attention.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wolverines;3200541]Ha! I was in a Meijer today and went out of my way to look for the horse. Sure as shit there it was up front. Amazing how I could have missed that before.[/QUOTE]Well, I'm in the hospital to start off my Christmas Break! Today has not been a good day. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done since I was 11 It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager at Meijer came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant.

Good ol' egg nog. They really need a "must be sober to ride" sign next to that thing.

[QUOTE=FarmerPete;3200600]Well, I'm in the hospital to start off my Christmas Break! Today has not been a good day. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done since I was 11 It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager at Meijer came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant.[/QUOTE]