Massage Parlor Reports

I went there a couple days back and had a quite different experience. No MMS, just one lady working. Paid my upfront, she started a massage. It was decent for what it was, but she left twice mid-session as other customers walked in. Not a good sign for things to come.

Then comes the flip. Her English wasn't great and she was mostly signing, but the impression I got from her was she was expecting $1. 60 for L2 (not a typo!) service. That was outrageous and I didn't have it on me anyway. I should've just walked there but honestly I'd been ghosted by three other providers and was in a mood so I just gave what I had ($1. 20) and she accepted it. Dumb move, I know.

L2 service rarely does it for me alone, it takes a rare provider indeed. And she definitely wasn't one. Didn't even fully reveal herself, just let her top out. At least until she realized I wasn't going to be finished quickly, then she allowed for lower-half roaming.

It wasn't enough and she was clearly in a rush with other customers waiting so I just got up and left after a bit. Terrible time and an absolute waste of money. I get it can be tough when you're the only provider but damn.

L3 wasn't even offered. Either I goofed somewhere or she just didn't want to with another customer waiting I guess. I won't be going back, though.

I don't think they have MMS, at least the 2 times my friend visited. He was there last week with Angel. She is cute, nice set of boobs, no ass and he thinks she's at least mid 30's to late. Very good acting, she said she would leave to Ft. Lauderdale in a few days. Introduced him to Anna who was waking up from her nap. Hh. 50 and 1. 6 for everything covered.

Angel, the young spinner who said she was going to Ft. Lauderdale and coming back in July did not come back. There is a new owner, different girl, service is rushed, pricing is through the roof. I certainly won't be going back. Nothing like bad service to kill the goose.

[QUOTE=Lesbostuff46;6967009]I went there a couple days back and had a quite different experience. No MMS, just one lady working. Paid my upfront, she started a massage. It was decent for what it was, but she left twice mid-session as other customers walked in. Not a good sign for things to come.

Then comes the flip. Her English wasn't great and she was mostly signing, but the impression I got from her was she was expecting $1. 60 for L2 (not a typo!) service. That was outrageous and I didn't have it on me anyway. I should've just walked there but honestly I'd been ghosted by three other providers and was in a mood so I just gave what I had ($1. 20) and she accepted it. Dumb move, I know.

L2 service rarely does it for me alone, it takes a rare provider indeed. And she definitely wasn't one. Didn't even fully reveal herself, just let her top out. At least until she realized I wasn't going to be finished quickly, then she allowed for lower-half roaming.

It wasn't enough and she was clearly in a rush with other customers waiting so I just got up and left after a bit. Terrible time and an absolute waste of money. I get it can be tough when you're the only provider but damn.

L3 wasn't even offered. Either I goofed somewhere or she just didn't want to with another customer waiting I guess. I won't be going back, though.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bachatero;6967527]Angel, the young spinner who said she was going to Ft. Lauderdale and coming back in July did not come back. There is a new owner, different girl, service is rushed, pricing is through the roof. I certainly won't be going back. Nothing like bad service to kill the goose.[/QUOTE]So what's with these contradictory reports? Something seems off.

The younger girl there now is not in the same league as Angel, she's not ugly or fat, but not an out-and-out spinner like Angel. Angel was reasonable fee-wise, the girl there about 10 days ago was not reasonable (held firm for 200, I declined) - she brought back the difference between 60 minutes and 30 minutes and I opted for L1, which was very hastily done. She tried to pass off the bad experience as a result of a new boss.

One explanation for recent glowing reports might be that they read the forum, saw some poor reports and decided to up their game. All I can say is that I stand by every report I've ever made.

[QUOTE=WhosThirsty;6967731]So what's with these contradictory reports? Something seems off.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to Crystal after July 1 and did you have to fill out the form?

[QUOTE=RubMapper;6970959]Anyone been to Crystal after July 1 and did you have to fill out the form?[/QUOTE]Crystal's was closed on July 1st, have they reopened?

[QUOTE=CountryBoy8;6971391]Crystal's was closed on July 1st, have they reopened?[/QUOTE]Oh I didn't know they closed. I had just checked Rub Maps and it said Orange was shut down but not Crystal. Can anyone else confirm? I did call after July 1 and no pick up, but it there wasn't a line disconnected signal.

Damn, did all the talent up and leave Tampa? How odd. Wonder if they expected more of a crackdown or just decided that the lack of table showers combined with the new law wasn't worth it.

I stopped by yesterday mid-morning and TOFTT. I drew Kelly. 5'5 long black hair, MM D's Chinese provider. She answered the door wearing a T-shirt and leggins. She was the only one there. The 2nd provider was due "later". Because she was the only one there, she had to answer the door twice during my massage. The TS was MEH. Back in the room she gave a light massage which was also meh. She remained fully clothed and otc roaming top only was allowed. She doesn't offer an extended menu HJ only. Seeing she was getting into my soft touch rubbing her nips through her clothes I let my hand wander between her legs. Rubbing her through her clothes to which she really got off. I prefer a good medium to hard massage. While she did give a very relaxing massage. It wasn't what I was looking for. YMMV but for me I will not return. Happy Mongering.

I was going to write who does the best massage in full service, but that's not what I'm trying to figure out. I'm just trying to figure out where I can get a really good massage and get laid afterwards. They can walk on my back. In fact, I prefer it. Looking for a good massage.

I was going to write who does the best massage in full service, but that's not what I'm trying to figure out. I'm just trying to figure out where I can get a really good massage and get laid afterwards. They can walk on my back. In fact, I prefer it. Looking for a good massage.

I was going to write who does the best massage in full service, but that's not what I'm trying to figure out. I'm just trying to figure out where I can get a really good massage and get laid afterwards. They can walk on my back. In fact, I prefer it. Looking for a good massage.

[QUOTE=OldFag;6979116]I was going to write who does the best massage in full service, but that's not what I'm trying to figure out. I'm just trying to figure out where I can get a really good massage and get laid afterwards. They can walk on my back. In fact, I prefer it. Looking for a good massage.[/QUOTE]#1 massage on Hillsborough Ave. You can't go wrong with either provider.

[QUOTE=NorthJerseyGuy;6980706]#1 massage on Hillsborough Ave. You can't go wrong with either provider.[/QUOTE]Do not go here, I've been here personally, the worst place I've actually ever been to. Bait and switch and terrible service to top it off.