Thank you for your service
Legendary.
[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4806219]Okay. My STD had cleared up and it was time to get back to the west side. At Sullivant and Hague, I saw Jessica, or Jennifer, an attractive WSW who claimed she didn't do drugs and needed money for her daughter's birthday or something. She asked for 80 for FS. I countered with 30. I told her she wasn't going to make much money on the street. She got out. She said guys had been pulling over and she was too scared to get in. I guess I was the least scariest.
As I continued east on Sully, I noticed numerous women, most of whom did not look good.
Down in the bottoms by Lower Lights (Sully and Cypress I think) I saw Alyssa S aka Aly. The S as in the middle name of the guy who wrote our national anthem. She looked good, was pleasant to talk to. We went to a secret location and parked. She began the deep throat action. Then it was time for FS. She whipped out a condom. What? She asked if I was clean. Of course I am clean, I just got a shot and some pills at the hospital. We fucked doggy style, and damn did her ass look good! I filled her with my ejaculatory fluid. I asked her if she liked all the cum inside her. She smiled and giggled. Then she let out a series of queefs. She wiped the sperm off her pussy with some wet wipes and then threw them out the window. Dropped her off at the drug house at Glenwood and Thomas. Cost was 30.
Shortly thereafter my guts were bubbling. But my nice neighborhood is far away on the better side of town. Thanks to dumbass Governor Dewine, there is no place to take a shit late at the night. So I had to shit in some parking lot of a crappy apartment complex. I wiped my ass with some coffee filters and discarded them on top of the turds. When will Planet Fitness reopen? That place is awesome. Not only a decent gym, but access to a clean 24 hour bathroom and shower.[/QUOTE]
Saturday night post riot update
Hordes of rioters and looters have torn Columbus apart. While you guys cowered in your houses and obeyed the curfew, your man Humpty decided to survey the scene. First was Sullivant. There was slightly less traffic. A couple of the bars were still open. There were a few SWs, but none were worthy of my DNA. I only took one lap, from west to east. Then Parsons. Buckeye Donuts was still open. Donut shops are always heavily overseen by cops, so I guess they didn't have to worry. No women on Parsons. Streets to downtown were blocked off. On to Cleveland Ave. One BSW that I considered picking up but BSWs occasionally cause problems and there are so many BTVs. The only area on Cleveland worth checking out is the few blocks north of Hudson. Then I drove down Hudson. It was empty. Then I found out why. The looters had hit Lev's Pawn Shop. A TV crew was on the scene. I decided to call it a night when I saw that. It may be just as well. For lunch I had eaten at Tony's Coneys out in Orient. I had really bad gas. Have you ever farted with a SW in your car? After I got home I ran the ozone generator in my car, it was bad.