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>>Stormy Weather Advisory<<

I'm here to deliver your [u]two-week[/u] weather postcast.

In addition to all of the cold weather we have been having, last week one heck of a Stormy-front appeared on my Doppler radar screen. Even though contact with the Storm Center was intermittent (or non-existent) due to issues with telecommunication equipment last week, I was able to make contact via email. I arranged to get a hands-on experience on the front of the Storm. I know Stormy has been reported upon before, but this was a new for me. I usually go for the “Stormy Special” (her mid-level encounter), but I opted to go for the Full Stormy Experience this time. I don’t share a lot of detail in my reports, but enjoyed it quite a bit. The “Stormy Special” will always be my favorite with her, but the full experience was a great way to mix things up a bit.

Punxsutawney Phil didn’t see his shadow, so this week’s postcast looks to provide a hint of Spring. It’s still cold out, but a spring breeze was on weather report. Breezy (she was briefly known as Ashley, but it seems that Stormy has finally decided to embrace the weather connotation for her new girls’ names) blew onto the scene just recently. If you are expecting Breezy to be a “lite” version of Stormy based on the name, you would be wrong. She was more like a gale force wind, full of energy. She is a young, petite girl with dark hair that hangs down below her shoulders to around her chest. And, I really loved that she left her hair down. She has a sweet face (and I think she look better without makeup - hint, hint). We started by cuddling under the covers, since the room was a little cold due to recent weather, but a high pressure zone heated things up pretty quick. After some DFK, the rest of the session was a [i]whirlwind[/i] of action. She seems to be very open-minded and we enjoyed a variety of activities. She definitely shares Stormy’s passion to please. I can honestly say that I have been bitten hard by the Breezy-bug and I can’t wait to repeat the experience and [b][i]“float on the Breeze”[/i][/b] (LOL!) again.

I should let you know that she does have a few tats, so if you don’t like them, she won’t be for you. And, I was told that she should have some pics up very soon on Stormy’s ads, so you can all see her.

Also, I know some of you were having problems contacting Stormy last week due to issues that she was having with her phone, those issues should be resolved at this point.

PM me if you would like more details.

JRW1

[i]To those who can't stand a little humor in their reports. "Move along, nothing to see here..."[/i]

See Post # 1188.

[QUOTE=Obscene9111; 1134844]Any Info on this girl? I've searched the forums here as well as the web and all I came up with is previous ads. Any help appreciated.

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-i-am-back-back-and-waiting-for-your-call-call-513-362-9152-25/6463165[/url]

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I'm glad that someone found a bit of respite in the face of our obscene cold weather. Though we have caught a break on the snow, it sounds like the "Storm Center" has a perfect place to warm the noodle!

WM.

[QUOTE=Jry Wild1; 1136859] Stormy Weather Advisory<<

I'm here to deliver your [u]two-week[/u] Weather postcast.

In addition to all of the cold weather we have been having, last week one heck of a Stormy-front appeared on my Doppler radar screen. Even though contact with the Storm Center was intermittent (or non-existent) due to issues with telecommunication equipment last week, I was able to make contact via email. I arranged to get a hands-on experience on the front of the Storm. I know Stormy has been reported upon before, but this was a new for me. I usually go for the 'Stormy Special' (her mid-level encounter) , but I opted to go for the Full Stormy Experience this time. I don't share a lot of detail in my reports, but enjoyed it quite a bit. The 'Stormy Special' will always be my favorite with her, but the full experience was a great way to mix things up a bit.

Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow, so this week's postcast looks to provide a hint of Spring. It's still cold out, but a spring breeze was on weather report. Breezy (she was briefly known as Ashley, but it seems that Stormy has finally decided to embrace the weather connotation for her new girls' names) blew onto the scene just recently. If you are expecting Breezy to be a 'lite' version of Stormy based on the name, you would be wrong. She was more like a gale force wind, full of energy. She is a young, petite girl with dark hair that hangs down below her shoulders to around her chest. And, I really loved that she left her hair down. She has a sweet face (and I think she look better without makeup. Hint, hint). We started by cuddling under the covers, since the room was a little cold due to recent weather, but a high pressure zone heated things up pretty quick. After some DFK, the rest of the session was a [i]whirlwind[/i] Of action. She seems to be very open-minded and we enjoyed a variety of activities. She definitely shares Stormy's passion to please. I can honestly say that I have been bitten hard by the Breezy-bug and I can't wait to repeat the experience and [b][i]'float on the Breeze'[/i][/b] (LOL!) again.

I should let you know that she does have a few tats, so if you don't like them, she won't be for you. And, I was told that she should have some pics up very soon on Stormy's ads, so you can all see her.

Also, I know some of you were having problems contacting Stormy last week due to issues that she was having with her phone, those issues should be resolved at this point.

PM me if you would like more details.

JRW1.

[i]To those who can't stand a little humor in their reports."Move along, nothing to see here."[/i][/QUOTE]

I'm not going to be as creative as the Prof was earlier today. I just don't have it in me, not today, not for awhile maybe. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I revisited Stormy and Breezy this week, coincidentally, later in the day as the Prof no less. The girls are still fantabulous, and Miss Breezy is a true gem. I am so eager to have the opportunity to get to know even better as time goes on this incredibly sexy pixie. Her come-hither look would melt steel... I kid you not. Miss Stormy is always the Queen, but Miss Breezy, my-oh-my, is she ever a Princess. I can without a doubt say that the 3 things that most made that day at large was getting the chance to hug Stormy, as I'd really missed my friend; having the opportunity to hang out with the Prof & sharing stories both new and old; and lastly, being able to share something with Breezy that I'd nearly forgotten just how much had always meant to me. To the 3 of them... thanks for making that day's journey one I shan't forget in a long, long time. :)

Wish I could go on more, but, that was the last of my goodness today. For any that are keeping track or care, this now makes 700+ jobs applied to in the last year, and yet another interview that fizzled to nuttin'. I'm sick of the whole damn mess at this point. Give it another week, and maybe I'll have Stormy slap me in a speedo and I can break out Thunder (left hand), and Lightning (right hand), and expand her market base offering quality massages to the needing lasses of the world. At least I'd get out more. :p

Aight... for those still reading past my mope above... the short answer is this... Breezy is phenomenal. Go see her solo, go see her in tandem with Stormy, just go see her... soon. As the Prof and I agreed on heartily, this lass's dance card is soon gonna be very, very full. Those lads that want a real treat? get your hole punch ready and get in line. ;)

Jay the Apparently Unemployable. :p

She was widely reviewed (and debated) last year, but it's probably worth repeating now that she's advertising again like hourly or daily on BP. Stay away from Hanna. Not a ripoff, but a major upseller and a bad performer. Her pix are accurate though. And it may really be a YMMV situation, though I'm not sure how.

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[QUOTE=Readytogo1320;1136374]I saw her awhile back in Pleasant Ridge. She was very nice but not the best experience. I only did 30 minutes and she gave the whole time. Looks she is about a 6 and service about the same. It was not too clean but she is legit and very nice.[/QUOTE]I'd rate her higher, though I haven't seen her in a while either. Place is a little worrisome, if it's the same one, but she's definitely worth a visit, especially if the rates are the same. If you're worried about the location, you can probably do outcall. She could be trusted to get the room and still have competitive rates for what you get, which is awfully good.

[QUOTE=Lugnutz; 1137445]She was widely reviewed (and debated) last year, but it's probably worth repeating now that she's advertising again like hourly or daily on BP. Stay away from Hanna. Not a ripoff, but a major upseller and a bad performer. Her pix are accurate though. And it may really be a YMMV situation, though I'm not sure how.

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hey-guys-warm-up-with-a-hot-blonde-today-incall-or-outcall-25/5266030[/url]

[/QUOTE]Major upsale! She spent the entire time I was there pitching an upsale for the next visit. Never went back. Never will.

Saw Lynn in Norwood. [url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-and-readyincall-247-19/5288992[/url]

Pic is way outdated. She is much heavier then in her pic. Gave a BBBJCIM with good skills. Room was very messy and dark. Very Dark Basement Apartment with no windows. Had the feeling someone was in the next room. All the doors were closed. Will not repeat!

You are spot on Lug!

I don't think I can remember even one Hobbyist reporting in favor of this girl. Poor service, upsell, hints at F / S but always has a reason why she can't."Your see*K is too big, it hurts, I am sore, I am sensitive tonight, that wasn't due to her just trying to get a good review posted.

It is amazing to me that she is still in business with her history. I also agree that YMMV does not seem appropriate with this girl.

Be safe and happy hunting.

DV

[QUOTE=Lugnutz; 1137445]She was widely reviewed (and debated) last year, but it's probably worth repeating now that she's advertising again like hourly or daily on BP. Stay away from Hanna. Not a ripoff, but a major upseller and a bad performer. Her pix are accurate though. And it may really be a YMMV situation, though I'm not sure how.

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hey-guys-warm-up-with-a-hot-blonde-today-incall-or-outcall-25/5266030[/url]

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Wish this one was legit. Number comes up for two different girls. Anyone have any experience?

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Sno

I met with Nadia for an amazing Super Bowl Halftime Show. She's everything I've been looking for in a provider. She's sexy and fun. Given the short notice, she was very easy to make plans with, and was very prompt.

It really seems like she enjoys what she is doing and it shows. She dressed up for the occasion (which is nice, since so many other providers really don't seem to care about what they are wearing, or how presentable they are).

In short, she was outstanding, and I'll definitely be visiting her again.

I highly recommend Layla. I saw her a few months ago and then again recently. Her pics are real and so is she. She is as sexy as she looks and very sweet. Treat her right guys!

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I second that on Nadia. I've seen her 3-4 times, and it just gets better. She is a great GFE.

Just don't have the funds to do it more, LOL.

Ez

[QUOTE=Randman925;1133867]Has anybody seen kitty form backpage? Her pics look almost to good to be true and you know what they say about something that looks to good to be true. Just curious if anyone has contacted her.[/QUOTE]Yes, but limited service.

Looking for info on any of these:

Alexis:

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-girl-available-now-for-your-enjoyment-23/6590929[/url]

She's the one that used to work with Adrianna in Cheviot. Think she got decent reviews back then. Anyone seen her recently?

Allie:

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/allie-the-best-cat-is-back-24/6441623[/url]

Used to work with Stormy; she's had up and down reviews I think. Again, anyone seen her recently?

Camerin:

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/are-we-more-then-you-can-handle-28/6545899[/url]

She's working with Callie now. Wondering if she offers the same level of service?

Thanks guys