Massage Parlor Reports

You are such a flawed individual it's hard to know where to start. You sound like a miserable person rehashing the same themes ("I hate this country" or "I hate American women" looking for sympathy or support for what seems like a terribly depressed life. It's basically the only thing you post.

Take it a step further, you love having the ability to see women as much as you want (and treat them as terribly as you want), but you would never allow a woman the same right? You are a hypocrite AND a misogynist. You can enjoy this hobby and appreciate women. Well, apparently you can't, but others on this forum can.

Do everyone a favor, take your miserable-ass life and move away. I don't even know you, and I'm pretty confident you won't be missed.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5330747]Well I was just being honest. Damn settle down there. What type of wife or gf is okay with your hobby? You're probably giving her std's left and right. Does she know that?? Is she a white or Asian chick? Perhaps a black chick? Are you okay with her banging dudes and sucking them off on the side while you're married and doing your hobby? Or maybe she works at an AMP giving men HEs and BJs? Whatever floats your boat I guess bro. Talk about a interesting marriage there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MinnyMassage;5331276]You are such a flawed individual it's hard to know where to start. You sound like a miserable person rehashing the same themes ("I hate this country" or "I hate American women" looking for sympathy or support for what seems like a terribly depressed life. It's basically the only thing you post.

Take it a step further, you love having the ability to see women as much as you want (and treat them as terribly as you want), but you would never allow a woman the same right? You are a hypocrite AND a misogynist. You can enjoy this hobby and appreciate women. Well, apparently you can't, but others on this forum can.

Do everyone a favor, take your miserable-ass life and move away. I don't even know you, and I'm pretty confident you won't be missed.[/QUOTE]Yeah okay, you made your points! I won't deny most of them are true. It comes with age. You either get more pessimistic or optimistic. Obviously, I've gone the negativity route. I don't have faith in America. Not a drop. But I'm far from alone in not liking this country or the direction it's headed. Aside from this hobby, I find America in general to be immensely depressing, boring, rigged, and obviously you know my feelings on American women. There are millions of Americans (especially straight white men) who feel the same way. Many of them are MGTOW or headed to greener pastures like I am where some traditional women who care what they look like still reside. Unlike millions of these pigs, cows and hog American females! And oh, there's nothing more depressing than seeing some sweet Asian lady become rotten by western and American feminism and culture it happens all the time! So sad.

Look I don't hate women, I have some female friends who I care for immensely. And clearly I love having sex and getting pussy from very sexy women. I have gotten a lot as being single has afforded me that opportunity! But I also know the nature of the beast and the female persona. Women use men for resources. Therefore, I have zero problem using them for sex!

So here is my list of top rip offs (AMPs) that most definitely do not give a guy his money's worth:

1. Oasis (Eagan). Women aren't that pretty. They appear to enjoy ripping off customers. At least that's my take. I have been PMd by other peeps (many others) on this forum & board saying as much. The young one is virtually impossible to get decent extras from. Stay home and DIY yourself and save $65.

2. Amazing massage SLP: Maybe they're getting better but at least offer a dude a simple HJ after 5 fucking visits! Unbelievable.

3. Comfort massage Plymouth. Again, how many times a guy has to go to get an HJ?? I don't go to AMPs just for a massage. Most guys don't. That's a fact. Many of these AMP workers are married or have a bf or reluctant to give better service for other reasons. So why the fuck bother working at an AMP then??

4. Hong Kong spa Plymouth: Same as above. If you love tossing money down the drain.

[QUOTE=ScottyHerman;5262924]Has anyone tried New Day Massage in Burnsville? Or know of any good places in the south metro? Would love some information.[/QUOTE]Did you get any leads?

[QUOTE=MHB1270;5335513]Did you get any leads?[/QUOTE]I think ND in Burns is closed for a while. So here are some good AMPs to go with my rip off list:

1. Wellness (Eagan).

2. Five senses (Minneapolis) Service is outstanding.

3. Hudson AMPs (almost all or most of them).

4. Dynasty massage (Spring lake park).

5. Origins spa (Burnsville).

[QUOTE=MHB1270;5335513]Did you get any leads?[/QUOTE]New day is closed temporarily. You can read a few posts below, I've provided valuable spots.

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5336027]I think ND in Burns is closed for a while. So here are some good AMPs to go with my rip off list:

1. Wellness (Eagan).

2. Five senses (Minneapolis) Service is outstanding.

3. Hudson AMPs (almost all or most of them).

4. Dynasty massage (Spring lake park).

5. Origins spa (Burnsville).[/QUOTE]If I'm thinking the same place. Maybe similar to the old Method massage with the Mama san.

That place is great, but the last few times I've been there the women are older. If that don't bother anyone try them out. They have an outstanding table shower.

He made the same points I made a month ago. Maybe you should try showing a tiny little bit of respect to the women you patronize. You might be surprised. Older women, not sexy or pretty enough for you, go to another parlor. We don't need to continually hear about it. You're acting like a boring little self centered narcissist. I'd suggest going away, far away, too, but I wouldn't wish you on women anywhere in this world. You might find it hard to believe, but women in Asia respond well to being treated as actual people, too. It isn't all about you. Grow up.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5331306]Yeah okay, you made your points! I won't deny most of them are true. It comes with age. You either get more pessimistic or optimistic. Obviously, I've gone the negativity route. I don't have faith in America. Not a drop. But I'm far from alone in not liking this country or the direction it's headed. Aside from this hobby, I find America in general to be immensely depressing, boring, rigged, and obviously you know my feelings on American women. There are millions of Americans (especially straight white men) who feel the same way. Many of them are MGTOW or headed to greener pastures like I am where some traditional women who care what they look like still reside. Unlike millions of these pigs, cows and hog American females! And oh, there's nothing more depressing than seeing some sweet Asian lady become rotten by western and American feminism and culture it happens all the time! So sad.

Look I don't hate women, I have some female friends who I care for immensely. And clearly I love having sex and getting pussy from very sexy women. I have gotten a lot as being single has afforded me that opportunity! But I also know the nature of the beast and the female persona. Women use men for resources. Therefore, I have zero problem using them for sex![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeepInGreek;5336320]If I'm thinking the same place. Maybe similar to the old Method massage with the Mama san.

That place is great, but the last few times I've been there the women are older. If that don't bother anyone try them out. They have an outstanding table shower.[/QUOTE]I've already provided a list with younger woman and table shower.

[QUOTE=SomeAmerican;5336327]He made the same points I made a month ago. Maybe you should try showing a tiny little bit of respect to the women you patronize. You might be surprised. Older women, not sexy or pretty enough for you, go to another parlor. We don't need to continually hear about it. You're acting like a boring little self centered narcissist. I'd suggest going away, far away, too, but I wouldn't wish you on women anywhere in this world. You might find it hard to believe, but women in Asia respond well to being treated as actual people, too. It isn't all about you. Grow up.[/QUOTE]It's not all about me. But I can't step into anyone else's shoes now can I? Yeah, I'm going away. I'll be damned if I spend my prime years as a man in this country. Many better places exist. Women a 1000 x better in many other countries.

I can, and often do, treat women with respect. Other times I can be very nasty with women. Some women like to be put in their place. Dominated. Turns them on. But we've all encountered nasty women now haven't we? You want to talk about miserable. I've met some miserable, nasty massage hoes in my day. Age creeping up on them and when they finally hit the wall that's when I remind them they are old and haggard, and they can't get away with their bitchy behavior as much as when they were young and beautiful. Guys not wanting them now they they reached a certain age. One lady (nasty one) I flat out told, "you look great for a woman your age!" That was on the 1st date. A sexual hook up / dating site. With a smirk of course. Probably used to be gorgeous and treated men like shit back in the day! Equality is a *.

Hey all long time reader, first time poster, many time sampler of AMPs all around the twin cities for the last 10 years or so. Feel free to PM me and quiz me if you would to like to validate my experiences Oh. The stories. And I know there are a few particular locations around the cities that I can guarantee some of you have been to / frequented that never seem to get mentioned.

Any who. As I'm getting back into the game lately and with the stupidly frustrating state of things around Minneapolis and the lack of remaining quality locations, wanted to give a shout out to MassErection & ILuvAsianBabes for their contributions; P.

I'm heading up to Saint Cloud (from the south of the river area) to pick up some equipment in just a little bit and was curious if any had an recommendations of fun relaxing pit stops along the way up 94 between say Maple Grove up to or in Saint Cloud?

Five Senses is back? Feel free to pm info. Outstanding if so.

It is amazing that there are finally a bunch of people posting on this board. It is awesome to see. I'm sure Nodak can attest to how slow its been for years, because I can remember his sightings from early on and even better contributions along the way! This is awesome! I look forward to checking daily rather then every 2 weeks like it's been for so long.

Keep it up fellow Mongers.

I've been out of the game the last few months for some PT.

I'm so looking forward to be back in the game soon!

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5336601]Five Senses is back? Feel free to pm info. Outstanding if so.[/QUOTE]I've never heard of five senses before. When you go, let me know what you think.

[QUOTE=BoredInMn;5336524]Hey all long time reader, first time poster, many time sampler of AMPs all around the twin cities for the last 10 years or so. Feel free to PM me and quiz me if you would to like to validate my experiences Oh. The stories. And I know there are a few particular locations around the cities that I can guarantee some of you have been to / frequented that never seem to get mentioned.

Any who. As I'm getting back into the game lately and with the stupidly frustrating state of things around Minneapolis and the lack of remaining quality locations, wanted to give a shout out to MassErection & ILuvAsianBabes for their contributions; P.

I'm heading up to Saint Cloud (from the south of the river area) to pick up some equipment in just a little bit and was curious if any had an recommendations of fun relaxing pit stops along the way up 94 between say Maple Grove up to or in Saint Cloud?[/QUOTE]You're welcome brother! Glad to see some appreciation on these boards for the hard work we do out there.