Hydro massage weirdest experience yet (long report)
Had been trying to get in here a couple of times but they're always busy so I decided to try 30 min before close to see if I can get in I arrive looks empty but I call ahead sounds like a younger lady says come in so I go in it's a older lady shorter hair she says did you call I Said yes she looked at me odd then said okay 30 min only because we close I said okay she said this way took me to a room I undressed laid down she tapped me to turn over before anything so I did she said you're from Afghanistan? I said no. Do I look like I am? She Said no and looked confused so I'm thinking WTF? Then she says you want 4 hand? I Said no so she starts rubbing my chest then lower and lower pretty much on target so I put my hand on her back and she moves my hand off so I'm thinking oh that's a bad sign then her phone goes off she picks it up and is talking with someone at the foot of the table she grabs my foot while talking she's trying to describe to someone how to get to the place I'm thinking WTF you told my you're closing but still telling someone how to get here (probably thought some middle eastern prince was coming to give them thousands of dollars fuck idk) so couple minutes she's still on the phone she just walks out and I hear her saying something in a different language then I hear the young voice from the phone and a slightly younger lady walks in and she's a lot more talkative asking my name and my work while massaging my inner thighs and grabbing my balls so I'm thinking okay the older one sent her in to finish me off and get me out the door so at least I'll get something out of this weird experience I put my hand on her back she doesn't move it so I put my hand under her shirt on her bare back and she's still playing with my balls then the older one walks back in and shoves her phone in my face and said is this your number? I said no and she laughed and said okay we give you free 4 hand so she grabs my feet the other rubs my balls for about 2 more minutes I'm fully hard and they say okay time up and they stop about 15 minutes into the 30 I said what? They both say time up time up we close now I'm fuckin pissed so I said that's ridiculous so I'm getting dressed and leaving the young one steps in front of me to block me raised her voice and said you tip I said don't raise your fuckin voice at me and I'm not tipping you for cutting my time short I should be asking for a refund the older one yells no refunds so I start waking out and the young one is running her mouth saying drive safe be careful okay you be careful very sarcastically so I start my car up head up the incline to the front parking and a white suv bumping ghetto ass music is sitting there in the middle facing me as I come up I slide by and they roll the tinted window down halfway as I'm passing like WTF did they have someone trying to intimidate me? Didn't work I just yelled nice place to fuckin park and drove off. Very weird and frustrating and retarded all around.