Massage Parlor Reports

I'm older, 50, always been the kind of guy who never cheated when I was dated, belive in only getting married if the attraction was equally strong both ways, it wasn't, and always pursued damaged women. Since moving down here I've changed a lot, experienced a lot, in 2 1/2 years.

I've never had a massage, from a therapist, parlor, or even gf, so today, I woke up with screaming back pain, went cruising cleveland for hookers, several at chevron, then decided on my first visit to an AMP, not where normal people go for a real massage, but I love tiny women, being from a city that was 35 per cent asian up in MA. I also chose Jade spa, de; l prado, even after reading not so great reviews, remember, wasn't looking for sex on first vist, and what the hell, I drink mor than 40.00 in beer every week, not going to miss it with a womans hands on me for a half hr.

Walked in the door, cute, young early to mid twenties, tiny 4'11" maybe asian woman, says, cmon down here I help you. I've never been to a place before, so asked what I do, she said lay on table I be right back, stripped down, threw towel across my back, she walked in, took towel off, repostioned it. Told her back was sore, she said you like soft or medium, I chose medium.

Most of her time was spent kneading my neck, glutes, lower back, strong little hands. She got on top of me, really worked it, massaged my hands, hers were so cute and tiny, and ended with shoulders. After all was done, she seemed surprised I made no moves, besides light brushing of her thighs, and happy she didn't have to earn a tip today.

She said she would go get me a water, while I dressed, came in like 5 times in 3 minutes, almost like trying to surprise me naked, she hadn't seen my front until this point, when she finally did, I was even impressed with my penis that didn't look child sized for once, must have been the excitement of the moment. Asked her name, she said Daisy, she works here and naples, she walked me out to front room, hand on small of my back whole time, my full stiffie all the way out to car.

Sorry I have no actual sex to report, just a great massage, and maybe some trust for next time when I promised an hour, 1 more bucket list item done for me.

[QUOTE=FoxMulder25;3097357]...just a great massage, and maybe some trust for next time when I promised an hour, 1 more bucket list item done for me.[/QUOTE]Good for you. Seriously! Glad you enjoyed it.

Sometimes you just need a massage and no extras. Try some of the local LMTs for a massage you can return to time after time. They don't rotate out like the AMPs go through the bodyrub girls.

[QUOTE=PaulHamnet;3093608]Just for fun I went in this morning to check out the vibe at pine haven which has 2 AMPs at the same location. Downstairs at shining star the older Asian gal was dressed in medical scrubs. Upstairs at harmony while the so so looking Asian gal was dressed more casually, she never tried to get me to stay or feel welcome. If time permits it's good to come in & ask for a card, table shower availability, specials. Nothing to report here.[/QUOTE]My electrician told me his parts supplier was happy he went there. Perhaps things get more relaxed with additional visits?

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My Accountant asked me if I knew what he might be doing wrong. He states, Been here 2 times now. On recommendation. And damn, all I get is I don't want to get in trouble, try roaming gets cut off, try hints, show Uncle Ben. Nothing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PaulHamnet;3093608]Just for fun I went in this morning to check out the vibe at pine haven which has 2 AMPs at the same location. Downstairs at shining star the older Asian gal was dressed in medical scrubs. Upstairs at harmony while the so so looking Asian gal was dressed more casually, she never tried to get me to stay or feel welcome. If time permits it's good to come in & ask for a card, table shower availability, specials. Nothing to report here.[/QUOTE]Downstairs Shining Star. No go ever.

Up 208 - They ask in the ad that you call to make an appointment first.

That may be a reason. I have enjoyed my massages there. But YMMV.

[QUOTE=Gotj17;3101018]Downstairs Shining Star. No go ever.

Up 208 - They ask in the ad that you call to make an appointment first.

That may be a reason. I have enjoyed my massages there. But YMMV.[/QUOTE]When I lived close went there quite a bit, very good massage and always left happy, sometimes twice.

Trash man came by with another story. He was sore from lifting the trash cans and he needed a massage with extras. Called and a girl named LEXI answered to make an appointment. She works from 3 pm till 6 pmHe stopped at 705 Pondela and rang the bell. An attractive girl in her early 30's, Big boned and soft all over. Clean and sweet smelling with a great attitude. They had a great checker match and both were winners. $. 60 for the hour. No upsell. Total time spent 1 hour 12 min. With a decent massage with extras. Make your move early and either you'll have a decent massage with extras or just a decent massage. He recommenes going after 3. If you go before 3 pm you'll get a girl named Victoria. Not bad but he likes the 3 pm to 6 shift. He will REPEAT. Rodney out.

[QUOTE=RodneyDanger;3101792]Trash man came by with another story. He was sore from lifting the trash cans and he needed a massage with extras. Called and a girl named LEXI answered to make an appointment. She works from 3 pm till 6 pmHe stopped at 705 Pondela and rang the bell. An attractive girl in her early 30's, Big boned and soft all over. Clean and sweet smelling with a great attitude. They had a great checker match and both were winners. $. 60 for the hour. No upsell. Total time spent 1 hour 12 min. With a decent massage with extras. Make your move early and either you'll have a decent massage with extras or just a decent massage. He recommenes going after 3. If you go before 3 pm you'll get a girl named Victoria. Not bad but he likes the 3 pm to 6 shift. He will REPEAT. Rodney out.[/QUOTE]In another post, could one define extra's sometime? The range is varried. Just HE? Or BJ? Or.

[QUOTE=Freedom2B;3102004]In another post, could one define extra's sometime? The range is varried. Just HE? Or BJ? Or.[/QUOTE]Just go! My Trash man says you won't be disappointed. Well anyway he wasn't. Be safe Rodney out.

Went back to jade spa, saw Craigslist said daisy would be here again, great massage, but she felt safer apparently. Went for the 60 minutes, halfway thru, she removed towel, and started teasing like crazy, I was already hard, not used to many people putting their hands on me.

You want to flip over, yes. She then sits next to me, and motions with her hand, her English is good, just others in room. I said how much, she said 60, I said I don't have that much with me. She said I told you last time, I said I only got a massage last time. She said 40, but only half hour massage, I agreed since we were already at half hour.

She used lotion, and her incredibly tiny hands, I said can I touch you, she shook her head yes.

I played with her tiny bum, stroked her legs, then my soldier fired without orders, dammit. Excellent clean up, towels, toilet paper, water, she did it all.

Moral of the story, 100, hh good massage, handjob, could have done better with escort, or walker, but safe, relaxing, I will sleep well.

Anyone else here notice that Tina had stopped posting? The Russian bombshell has stopped operations. She used to be fun until she got real picky and big up sale.

[QUOTE=FoxMulder25;3097357]I'm older, 50, always been the kind of guy who never cheated when I was dated, belive in only getting married if the attraction was equally strong both ways, it wasn't, and always pursued damaged women. Since moving down here I've changed a lot, experienced a lot, in 2 1/2 years.

I've never had a massage, from a therapist, parlor, or even gf, so today, I woke up with screaming back pain, went cruising cleveland for hookers, several at chevron, then decided on my first visit to an AMP, not where normal people go for a real massage, but I love tiny women, being from a city that was 35 per cent asian up in MA. I also chose Jade spa, de; l prado, even after reading not so great reviews, remember, wasn't looking for sex on first vist, and what the hell, I drink mor than 40.00 in beer every week, not going to miss it with a womans hands on me for a half hr.

Walked in the door, cute, young early to mid twenties, tiny 4'11" maybe asian woman, says, cmon down here I help you. I've never been to a place before, so asked what I do, she said lay on table I be right back, stripped down, threw towel across my back, she walked in, took towel off, repostioned it. Told her back was sore, she said you like soft or medium, I chose medium.

Most of her time was spent kneading my neck, glutes, lower back, strong little hands. She got on top of me, really worked it, massaged my hands, hers were so cute and tiny, and ended with shoulders. After all was done, she seemed surprised I made no moves, besides light brushing of her thighs, and happy she didn't have to earn a tip today.

She said she would go get me a water, while I dressed, came in like 5 times in 3 minutes, almost like trying to surprise me naked, she hadn't seen my front until this point, when she finally did, I was even impressed with my penis that didn't look child sized for once, must have been the excitement of the moment. Asked her name, she said Daisy, she works here and naples, she walked me out to front room, hand on small of my back whole time, my full stiffie all the way out to car.

Sorry I have no actual sex to report, just a great massage, and maybe some trust for next time when I promised an hour, 1 more bucket list item done for me.[/QUOTE]Hi FM,

Just curious, 99 posts but yet you say you are so new and shy to this. What have you been doing to earn Senior Status?

Happy Guy 2.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;3105350]Hi FM,

Just curious, 99 posts but yet you say you are so new and shy to this. What have you been doing to earn Senior Status?

Happy Guy 2.[/QUOTE]I've mostly been with streetwalkers, only had 2 massages in my life, both this week. I more often report on status, I drive around and FT Myers, and braman area, talk to women, and their pimps, but don't partake much, because of safety reasons. But if you would like me to stop posting what I see going on, to protect others that are partaking, just let me know, I'll go back to my private life offering nothing to the group, thought I might have helped some in the past.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;3105350]Hi FM,

Just curious, 99 posts but yet you say you are so new and shy to this. What have you been doing to earn Senior Status?

Happy Guy 2.[/QUOTE]HE MAY be new to the AMP option.

Next, he may be new to gangbangs or SW looping or TRANNYS!

[QUOTE=FoxMulder25;3105402]I've mostly been with streetwalkers, only had 2 massages in my life, both this week. I more often report on status, I drive around and FT Myers, and braman area, talk to women, and their pimps, but don't partake much, because of safety reasons. But if you would like me to stop posting what I see going on, to protect others that are partaking, just let me know, I'll go back to my private life offering nothing to the group, thought I might have helped some in the past.[/QUOTE]I, for one, enjoy your posts. I would like for you to continue them.

Swamp.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;3105350]Hi FM,

Just curious, 99 posts but yet you say you are so new and shy to this. What have you been doing to earn Senior Status?

Happy Guy 2.[/QUOTE]He does know when Unc is out and about.

[QUOTE=FoxMulder25;3104102] 600 Friday evening 10072016 4 lcso at crescent lake party supply house, might want to avoid it for a bit.[/QUOTE]*****For entertainment purposes only*****