General Reports

I never had a desire to pick up women at a spelling bee. If you are looking for an English major, maybe you are looking in the wrong place. Just my two cents worth.

[QUOTE=Miss Candy256]Candys Friends is Growing into the best service ever.[/QUOTE]

Well hell, I guess going from a 0 rating to a 1 on a 1-10 scale *IS* 100% improvement.

And Candy, dear, I'm going to write this for you in words you can understand...

It do matters that you caint spell rite. Bucawse as a bizness owner you is suposta make yerself look good. And we all figures that if you caint even fuckin spell rite, how can we espet you to run a ajunsy. An judgin from yer girls reviews, they provide survises bout as good as you spell.

Kisses,
PB

We are Candys Friends. I would reather pick up a girl at a spelling be hat at a city jail or at a trailor that a drug house.

[QUOTE=PurpleBeagle]And Candy, dear, I'm going to write this for you in words you can understand.

It do matters that you caint spell rite. Bucawse as a bizness owner you is suposta make yerself look good. And we all figures that if you caint even fuckin spell rite, how can we espet you to run a ajunsy. An judgin from yer girls reviews, they provide survises bout as good as you spell.

Kisses,

PB[/QUOTE]PurpleBeagle that is the the best laugh I have had in a while.

Does anyone have info on new BF girl 'Carley'? Her pic is on the site, but no info.

Looks hot fom what I can see.

Post of PM,

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Miss Candy256]I think its funny the same people has to find little things wrong with me and my service. But really your the one looking like an Ass. I reather misspell a couple of words than have a service or spa that gets robbed and police busted. I only mispell words. Other places almost getting customer and girls hurt. But its funny the you talk about my spelling. Candys Friends is Growing into the best service ever. Thank you for all the feed back.

Kisses,

Candy[/QUOTE]


Look since your are way too mentally challenged to quite comprehend the subliminal message here I will spell it out loud and clear. Your a frickin idiot! Not only do you butcher the English language to a point it makes me want to send you to Mexico to learn better English but your service just sucks. And it doesn't suck in a good swallowing finish way either. Incall is a total ghetto crack house. No wait a crack house is cleaner than your incall. You have 1 chick I would consider seeing, the rest are either ghetto fabulous or just plain skanks who wouldn’t get 20 bucks on the street. You yourself have a pretty shady past with various drug and robbery situations you yourself have been in during your past. So how frickin dare you say something about a drug house when it is like the pot calling the kettle black. And you know damn well exactly what I am talking about. Or do various things have to be brought to light for all to see Jessica? You be the one to make that call.

So go back to spamming CL and leave the talking here to the adults...

Could you make it a little clearer Blad? I dont think she understands! lol.

Hey. Its Monday, I enjoy reading the boards every day. When people talk about me it just lets me know I'm doing something right. Its really helps my business grow. Maybe if I run to madison motel 6 and south parkway economy lodge to get me a incall like other service. Now that's cheap?

Seems to me everyones worried that maybe I'm going to put them out of work.

Think about it's only been 3 month and I'm booking more calls than service thats been here for years.

Don't worry You have a good name Right.

Kisses,

Candy

[QUOTE=Miss Candy256]We are Candys Friends. I would reather pick up a girl at a spelling be hat at a city jail or at a trailor that a drug house.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have the idiot to English translation book handy?

I mean holy jesus. What is that? What the fuckin hell is that?

[QUOTE=Bladtinzu]Anyone have the idiot to English translation book handy?

I mean holy jesus. What is that? What the fuckin hell is that?[/QUOTE]


It's a crying shame when a girl doesn't get an education because she's probably too busy sucking dick. But it's even worse when, according to reviews, she doesn't even do that very well.

Like Ron White says... You can't fix stupid.

- PB

Can we please just ignore Candy? I don't think this board is here to throw insults back and forth. Lets get back to reports about the services we use and the fun we have. Just ignore Candy. Maybe a Mod can make her post only on the escort service board. TIA

Does anyone ever see anyone off craiglist..not talking about the services..the indies? Some of the Massage ones are intriguing...any info?

[QUOTE=Mann Bama]Can we please just ignore Candy? I don't think this board is here to throw insults back and forth. Lets get back to reports about the services we use and the fun we have. Just ignore Candy. Maybe a Mod can make her post only on the escort service board. TIA[/QUOTE]

If someone will be kind enough to kick her skanky ass off of here then yes.

Ok, I don't get to travel much. But the rare business trip, to your fair city, just concluded.

Firstly, as mentioned here before, you folks have it pretty well. Rates are reasonable here, and you have quite a bit to choose from, given the size of the town.

I did procrastinate, and did not pre-arrange any meets. My bad. However, I had done some homework.

The weekend before my trip, I contacted a known independent (whose name utilizes alliteration). She was very responsive on both email and phone, and accepted my apologies for short notice. I talked to her on my travel day also (Sunday), and she seemed to accept my somewhat-weak referral. However, when I got into town, she did not return calls or emails. I knew she was going on tour beginning Tuesday (IIRC), but she had said she’d be available up to that point. Too bad, I was looking forward to seeing her.

During my stay, I did daily drive-bys in the Seminole / Clinton area. I was looking for the two young WSW with dark hair that had been reported in the area. The only SW seen was on Tuesday (Wednesday? ). White, gold teeth, maybe mid-range on the SW scale, some "chemical aging" apparent in the face. Her name was the same as the name of a month; she did seem respectably literate in our brief convo (convo only. It was the one afternoon where I had to be somewhere! ) though she was pretty desperate for a couple of bucks. A monger had made the same U-turn that I had made (and possibly a second behind him), so I wasn’t too worried about her.

I had also made a call to a regular independent poster on CL. Thin, small, black female. She was supposed to be on tour in B’ham, according to CL, but she said on the phone that she was still in HSV and would be available – but was not avail at the moment. She was short on the phone, but not rude. Other information, while sketchy, led me to believe that she might have gotten herself in trouble or was otherwise unavailable for some time. I took a pass, and did not follow up on her. I was disappointed in this one, though I had not seen many reviews of her.

A call was made to a very well known agency. The agency owner was just as nice as could be. One of the girls on my short list was available for outcall – she was a real Angel. Friendly, personable, easy-going, relaxing, and intelligent. She does have a nice, small little body with few imperfections. No obvious tats, if you aren’t a fan of them. I meant to tell her that she needed new photos – the ones on the site didn’t do her justice. Her unphotographed portion (above the neck) was nice, too! She was a dedicated worker for the entire session, skilled, and enjoyed her work. There was no ‘going over’ possible, in part (my guess) as a function of being with an agency, and in part due to what she had planned for the rest of the evening. Not a gripe, just relaying. Would visit again. About half the cost of Miss Alliteration’s posted price, too.

That’s all for now. Those with good stats can PM if desired.

Anyone have any reports on the topless cleaning lady from a few pages ago? Wondering if it is worth a try.