General Reports

[QUOTE=Aflack]You can do da Patois?

No oneda you dig it.

Good for you, girl.[/QUOTE]Thanks dude. Believe it or not my English is mediocre. My family is multi cultural so growing up I heard multiple dialects, some I can speak and others I no speak but I comprehend them all.

[QUOTE=Ducky007]Yes she knows who I am because I pissed her off from a post when I spoke how she rejected my appt. attempt…[/QUOTE]I was never pissed because of the post. In fact I’m not one to get pissed; it takes too much energy. But I was upset by the way I was treated by you. You had rattled my cage and I was out of work for * days. That wasn’t very nice. Well, the times have changed and we've moved forward. C'est La Vie!

Oh and I forgot[QUOTE=Ducky007]...So Shy one it would be nice if you turn on you PM option,...[/QUOTE]Yup, it would be nice but I think I'm gonna pass for now. I am always available via e-mail, y messenger or text, 24--7. This information is private and is not listed on my website (available if we have been acquainted). If we've connected then only you should know how to contact me. I prefer it that way for now.

Can you be a business owner in the US and be a citizen?

Can resident alians own a business?

When business for example let's say an Amp opens and the have a business lic.

What type lic would it be?

Can I just go to city hall if I make an LLC company on paper and get a biz lic and just open up shop and charge an entry fee to get in and call it a private club what happens in their stays in their of course no gamble or drugs but just entertainment can I do that?

Sorry for the stupid question but from my reading this fourm over the past year I've seen some good smart mongers answer questions.

Thanks,

LL

[QUOTE=Lovinlife]Can you be a business owner in the US and be a citizen?

Can resident alians own a business?

When business for example let's say an Amp opens and the have a business lic.

What type lic would it be?

Can I just go to city hall if I make an LLC company on paper and get a biz lic and just open up shop and charge an entry fee to get in and call it a private club what happens in their stays in their of course no gamble or drugs but just entertainment can I do that?

Sorry for the stupid question but from my reading this fourm over the past year I've seen some good smart mongers answer questions.

Thanks,

LL[/QUOTE]Resident Aliens can own businesses and establish legal entities that can own businesses (LLC, Type S corporations, LLPs, etc.) If you're going to open a private club, you may have to get a Type 6 liquor license if you are going to sell liquor or DOH clearance as a food establishment if you're going to serve food. You also need to be in compliance with zoning and building codes for the use you have in mind. You'll also need the GE license and business name registration

[QUOTE=Thumperforq]... You'll also need the GE license and business name registration[/QUOTE]In some cases, the business name registration is not the business name that it operates under. The dba may be on posted on the outside of the business. Thus, it's another way of hidding the $$$.

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

I deleted this "report" because the text contained so many strange abbreviations, misspelled words and local slang that it was literally unreadable. It was so bad that the only way I can describe it was that it looked like English translated into Chinese, then translated back to English, with every third letter subsequently deleted.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Hope the tsunami turns out to be just good practice. But, then again someplaces could use a good cleaning: Exotic Nights comes to mind.

Be safe everyone and hopefully we can still go out tonight!

Fell asleep with my tv on so woke up to steph lum talking about the tsunami. Awesome, she was up all night and still looked great.

Oh yeah, just FYI, the news reported last night that Grace Park (battlestar galactica fame) will star on the hawaii 5-0 show. She will take the place as zulu as a cop. Too bad, wish she was a regular hooker on the show, she looks awesome and would look good in sexy outfits instead of a uniform.

[QUOTE=Da Game]Hope the tsunami turns out to be just good practice. But, then again someplaces could use a good cleaning: Exotic Nights comes to mind.

Be safe everyone and hopefully we can still go out tonight![/QUOTE]It is interesting how Craigslist has become bare after the announcement of the tsunami.

[QUOTE=Da Game]Hope the tsunami turns out to be just good practice. But, then again someplaces could use a good cleaning: Exotic Nights comes to mind.

Be safe everyone and hopefully we can still go out tonight![/QUOTE]Is there still a Club Tsunami?

[QUOTE=Jzjz][blue]Greetings Everyone,

I deleted this "report" because the text contained so many strange abbreviations, misspelled words and local slang that it was literally unreadable. It was so bad that the only way I can describe it was that it looked like English translated into Chinese, then translated back to English, with every third letter subsequently deleted.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]Jackson, Jz's "local slang" is called pidgin. I'm surprised you aren't used to seeing in the Hawaii threads by now. A very broken down and bastardized form of English, sure, but it's the way many of us local people speak. Some just hit the "standard English" to "pidgin" switch more than others. I've read many of Jzjz's reports (dude's pretty funny) and received very useful PMs from him in the past. Jzjz is a respected local hobbyist with decorated street cred. The guy was probably just writing to entertain as always. Did you have to really go back and delete ALL of those posts?

I also know you removed my "Youngin's" post this morning too. I saw it up, went to edit and *poof*, gone. Why you did that, I have no idea. Just figured I'd throw that out there since I was already on the subject. It's not the only one (of mine) you've done that to BTW.

[QUOTE=Jzjz][blue]Greetings Everyone,

I deleted this "report" because the text contained so many strange abbreviations, misspelled words and local slang that it was literally unreadable. It was so bad that the only way I can describe it was that it looked like English translated into Chinese, then translated back to English, with every third letter subsequently deleted.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

You think that's bad Jackson wait til you come to Hawaii and try to understand what were saying. That's so funny. I enjoy jkl post sorry it's in our local slang, but I understand your rules.

I have been living on Oahu over a decade, but still think pidgin reports like Jzjz's, although it is is somewhat entertaining, is more of a pain than a pleasure to read. In particular for visitors. There is really no need for it. I am sure Jzjz is quite capable of proper English. So I think Jackson's action is justified.

[QUOTE=Jzjz][blue]Greetings Everyone,

I deleted this "report" because the text contained so many strange abbreviations, misspelled words and local slang that it was literally unreadable. It was so bad that the only way I can describe it was that it looked like English translated into Chinese, then translated back to English, with every third letter subsequently deleted.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Member #3973]...although it is is somewhat entertaining, is more of a pain than a pleasure to read. In particular for visitors.[/QUOTE][blue]Exactly, and thank you.[/blue]

[QUOTE=Admin][blue]Exactly, and thank you.[/blue][/QUOTE]No, thank you! Like you and others, I do not understand pidgin.

[QUOTE=Lovinlife] When business for example let's say an Amp opens and the have a business lic.

What type lic would it be?[/QUOTE]If one wants to open an AMP, they will a Massage Establishment license (MAE). You submit your application to the Massage Board. They will send an inspector to make sure the facility is in compliance with massage board regs. When you pass the inspection, they will mail you the MAE license within two weeks. I believe the person applying for the MAE license in their own name first needs to have a Massage Therapist license (MAT).