[QUOTE=BobSteel;3940252]Pathetic losers who think they will win points from her. They will get what they deserve.[/QUOTE]Thats why I don't share my experiences. Some of these guys talk as much as middle school girls.
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[QUOTE=BobSteel;3940252]Pathetic losers who think they will win points from her. They will get what they deserve.[/QUOTE]Thats why I don't share my experiences. Some of these guys talk as much as middle school girls.
[QUOTE=GPSlikesy;3941910]Thats why I don't share my experiences. Some of these guys talk as much as middle school girls.[/QUOTE]"You don't share your experiances".
Sorry but why you here? Just to gather info? I don't mean to be a dick. Maybe I'm taking this the wrong way. I don't get into specifics anymore or discuss donation but if I've seen someone I leave a report. Weather its good or bad, that's what this is for from my understanding.
P.S.
Anyone know the best place to find reviews about New York?
[QUOTE=Aehtra;3942220]Anyone know the best place to find reviews about New York?[/QUOTE]Just change the city and state and read the forum there.
[QUOTE=AltereEgo;3942386]Just change the city and state and read the forum there.[/QUOTE]I see that. But different cities prodominately use different sites. For example, Oregon TNA Board. Bay Area Night Shift.
No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order: 10 BEST/10 WORST
.[/QUOTE]Thanks Lefty!
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]Damn. 4' 7" 68 lb Korean She'd have to be in Websters Dictionary next to spinner.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]Write a fokking book. It will sell better than the recent White House based best sellers. Man this is a delight.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]You could do monger stand up.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]The massage therapist hostage situation doesn't sound that bad LOL.
[QUOTE=MuffDiver17;3945022]The massage therapist hostage situation doesn't sound that bad LOL.[/QUOTE]I have never contracted anything, but on many drunken occasions I HAVE gone bareback with sws and one night stands. I have gone home and stood over the toilet only to pour rubbing alcohol over my cock and massage it in. I would even pinch the tip open and pour some in as well. It hurt a bit, but I figured it was better than the alternative. STI free.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]LOL, I also saw the one at the hideaway, doing HJ with a condom on. That had to be 10 years ago. If my memory is correct she had nice tits.
I've never had anyone over to my house. I guess I don't want any drama, should there be any, where I have to "escape".