Massage Parlor Reports

I got suckered in at this place a while back. The massage was so bad that I didn't even bother to leave a tip.

[QUOTE=Humpfree;2068973]Went by there today. Rang the bell didn't think she was going to open it. She did, She was old and skinny.
She then told me she had nice young girl for me. Went the the room her she's come in a few min's later.
I asked where the other girl? She then told me to get out. Glad I didn't pay up front.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/royal-spa-best-asian-massage-and-relaxation/21172861[/URL][/QUOTE]

Drew May at New life recently. Relatively new I think. Said she moved here from LA a few recently.

Standard routine from middle aged average AMP girl. Above average massage, professional, and overall not unhappy. Personally, was hoping for better. Probably will not repeat with her unless really in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;2070080]I got suckered in at this place a while back. The massage was so bad that I didn't even bother to leave a tip.[/QUOTE]Glad I didn't pay first. She was old old.

I'm now in heart of LP. Right by diversey and clark.any massage options to suggest? Thanks!

Bad massage has 4 chairs around the table, She sits down the hole massage.

Also she asked for her tip with the door fee. Older.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/70-247-japanese-model-100-real-pic-or-1000andfree-intoxicating-rub-upscale-bombshell-34d-100lbs-25/21404203[/URL]

[QUOTE=Humpfree;2071834]Bad massage has 4 chairs around the table, She sits down the hole massage.

Also she asked for her tip with the door fee. Older.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/70-247-japanese-model-100-real-pic-or-1000andfree-intoxicating-rub-upscale-bombshell-34d-100lbs-25/21404203[/URL][/QUOTE]Her Reviews are Bad. You should have done your research on her before you called.

[QUOTE=Mojorzn;2071494]I'm now in heart of LP. Right by diversey and clark.any massage options to suggest? Thanks![/QUOTE]Massage Envy on Halsted and Diversey.

Wrong type of massage...

I have been seeing this Ad on BP For a while now. Only One Review. She lives very close to me (Far North Side,), So I said what the Heck. Good Decision. She is Mid to low 50's Latina. Very Beautiful. Slim and Sexy for a older woman. Great Attitude (Loves to speak to you in Spanish...a lot.haha). Very Nice. If you Don't like the Older Ladies, this one is not for you. Her Massage was Good. Very Firm. A whole lot of Coconut oil. But she washed every bit of it off. You Can tell she was nervous, thought I was LE. Once, She Did the LE Check, then it got Fun. Seniors PM me For Details. I am also still looking for Euro Masseuse. .8 Door fee. Little Steep, but well worth it. $ tip for whole lot of Fun. She is so pleasant to be around. She offers shower.with or without her. I was there for 90 Minutes. Will Repeat. She has a 4 hand Special with her Russian Friend. Will try that soon.

Be safe and Happy Hunting.

Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.

She was Joking? LOL. I would say no that was not too harsh. Just my opinion.

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]All these Massage places you guys go to seem like alot more of a Disappontment than HE's. I'm staying with Providers.

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]Not to harsh at all. I had same thing happen to me a wile back. I was a reg with her. Only this was to be FS. Heart breaker.

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]I would have gotten my happy ending and then stiffed her. We always have to remember, we have the money, and we have control of the situation. Good service means good tips. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]You did what you should have done. It's our money until the service is completed. We are not ATM machines.

This is why 99% of the time I stick with known good providers. I don't have time for this BS. I have to earn my money and they should too. The 1% of the time I try a new place for the excitement of it I always do a mental risk analysis.

Is the massage alone worth the cost of the entry fee?

Is she worth the cost of FS, BJ, or HE?

Is it time to walk out and when should I leave?