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From this morning's Atlanta Backpage:
"Hello sweetie my name is Asia. Wouldn't you like to know. Inellectual exotic asian girl, beautiful and sexy fun. That you will remember always. I am here to put your mind at ease. What are you waiting for."
Note to self: If you're going to claim to be intellectual, make sure you spell the adjective correctly in your ad. Plus also maybe use question marks at the end of rhetorical sentences, and commas where appropriate.
[QUOTE=Captain Howdy; 1488196]From this morning's Atlanta Backpage:
"Hello sweetie my name is Asia. Wouldn't you like to know. Inellectual exotic asian girl, beautiful and sexy fun. That you will remember always. I am here to put your mind at ease. What are you waiting for."
Note to self: If you're going to claim to be intellectual, make sure you spell the adjective correctly in your ad. Plus also maybe use question marks at the end of rhetorical sentences, and commas where appropriate.[/QUOTE]I am with you. There was an ad here a couple weeks ago with a girl claiming to be from Toronto, Canada and had both Toronto and Canada misspelled multiple times!
[QUOTE=Captain Howdy; 1488196]From this morning's Atlanta Backpage:
"Hello sweetie my name is Asia. Wouldn't you like to know. Inellectual exotic asian girl, beautiful and sexy fun. That you will remember always. I am here to put your mind at ease. What are you waiting for."
Note to self: If you're going to claim to be intellectual, make sure you spell the adjective correctly in your ad. Plus also maybe use question marks at the end of rhetorical sentences, and commas where appropriate.[/QUOTE]It's a New Jersey number. Of course we all know how esteemed the NJ educational system is.
[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1488255]It's a New Jersey number. Of course we all know how esteemed the NJ educational system is.[/QUOTE]Yeah, its better than Georgia's.
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This girl answered my BP ad today needs to make 700 by the end of the day. ONLY Seniors and regular posters send me a PM for her contact info. Again ONLY Seniors and regular posters if you have less than 15 posts don't bother you will be deleted with no answer.
Will do anything but fisting and anal. Will do BBBJ W CIM.
Me I'm looking forward to some bigol' titty fuckin and cum on those teeth this afternoon.
Felt the urge for something new and petite. Had seen Secret's ad for some time, but never saw any reviews on her. Few days ago after work, I decided to give her a call and see what Secret was all about. She was nice enough over the phone, but was clueless on giving directions to her incall. All she could give me was that she was in downtown Decatur (gee, thanks). I suggested she give me the address so I could plug it into my GPS. Arrived at the location which was at a nice Marriott. Immediately, I'm thinking I just might upgrade to a longer session. As I entered her room, Secret was hiding behind the door in a black negligee that did its best to cling to her petite shape. She was wearing a long weave that made her look even skinnier than what she was. Her breasts were so small, I wondered why even wear the bra. Face-wise, I would say that she had average looks, but nothing that would cause a double-take. Her best feature are her lips. Not being one to be easily discouraged, I was optimistic that despite her size some petite women have cavernous pussies.
Secret seemed down to earth. Right up to when I gave her the $50 donation for her 15mins special. She kept her bra on while she tossed the bottoms. I laid back on the bed as she grabbed the party favor and waited to feel those soup-coolers go to work. Unfortunately, all she did was yank on Mr Johnson like she was trying to will him to attention. I got hard enough for her to apply the cover. The CBJ was less than ok, probably becuz it didn't last long enough for me to remember it being better. Secret grabs some lube and lather up her kitty. She asks "How we going to do this?" I told her to climb on top and that's when it went downhill. The beast reared its ugly head and snapped,"Look I aint doing all that, next you'll want to switch into all these positions and 15 minutes won't cover it!" I laughed as she laid back on her ass and assumed the starfish position. I thought to myself, that's how you want to play it, ok. I broke character as I pinned her legs back while inserting the head and said,"Well, if the special is not going to cover multiple positions, maybe you don't need to offer them?" (silence) Just as I managed to get the head in and build a rhythm, Secret activated her starfish mode by locking her legs straight. I laid flat on her and wedged my body so that she couldn't lock her thighs. Her little technique prevented me from really getting at it. So I pretended like I was too big and that I knew a better position that would be easier on her. (yeah right. More like easier on me to tap that azz!) I allowed her to remain in starfish position while I laid to the side and slipped her other leg between mines, so that I could enter sideways. JACKPOT! Soon as I got in, I introduced her to beast-mode. Secret tried to stiffen up, but my kungfu was strong! She tried to close her legs (not happening) , so I gently caressed her ankle and stretched it to the right and hunkered down to keep the other leg from closing. She tried squirming to the left to close her legs (forget about it) , so I squirmed to the right. LOL. Secret eventually gave up or nutted one, because she became content with watching her stomach jump like a prairie-dog. I finally nutted, but before I could enjoy my victory I realized her kungfu was stronger. As I uncorked, this most foul aroma began to invade the fresh air in the room. I expected to see green acid oozing from her the stench was so bad. I sprinted to the bathroom to scrub it off. I yelled out that she stank and must be coming on her period. Secret was like I think it might be close to that time (more like time for her embalming).
Don't know who her next victim was, but I felt sorry for them. Her ass smelled so bad that even though I managed to wash it off, the scent was still in the air. I shuddered all the way to my car. That's when I noticed 2 other providers I was trying to line up had called. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!
Here's the ad for the adventurous types.
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-50-50-petite-sexy-playmate-lets-have-fun-freakky-fridayz-are-the-best-21/13095532[/url]
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[QUOTE=Knight Crawler; 1488363]Felt the urge for something new and petite. Had seen Secret's ad for some time, but never saw any reviews on her. Few days ago after work, I decided to give her a call and see what Secret was all about. She was nice enough over the phone, but was clueless on giving directions to her incall. All she could give me was that she was in downtown Decatur (gee, thanks). I suggested she give me the address so I could plug it into my GPS. Arrived at the location which was at a nice Marriott. Immediately, I'm thinking I just might upgrade to a longer session. As I entered her room, Secret was hiding behind the door in a black negligee that did its best to cling to her petite shape. She was wearing a long weave that made her look even skinnier than what she was. Her breasts were so small, I wondered why even wear the bra. Face-wise, I would say that she had average looks, but nothing that would cause a double-take. Her best feature are her lips. Not being one to be easily discouraged, I was optimistic that despite her size some petite women have cavernous pussies.
Secret seemed down to earth. Right up to when I gave her the $50 donation for her 15mins special. She kept her bra on while she tossed the bottoms. I laid back on the bed as she grabbed the party favor and waited to feel those soup-coolers go to work. Unfortunately, all she did was yank on Mr Johnson like she was trying to will him to attention. I got hard enough for her to apply the cover. The CBJ was less than ok, probably becuz it didn't last long enough for me to remember it being better. Secret grabs some lube and lather up her kitty. She asks "How we going to do this?" I told her to climb on top and that's when it went downhill. The beast reared its ugly head and snapped,"Look I aint doing all that, next you'll want to switch into all these positions and 15 minutes won't cover it!" I laughed as she laid back on her ass and assumed the starfish position. I thought to myself, that's how you want to play it, ok. I broke character as I pinned her legs back while inserting the head and said,"Well, if the special is not going to cover multiple positions, maybe you don't need to offer them?" (silence) Just as I managed to get the head in and build a rhythm, Secret activated her starfish mode by locking her legs straight. I laid flat on her and wedged my body so that she couldn't lock her thighs. Her little technique prevented me from really getting at it. So I pretended like I was too big and that I knew a better position that would be easier on her. (yeah right. More like easier on me to tap that azz!) I allowed her to remain in starfish position while I laid to the side and slipped her other leg between mines, so that I could enter sideways. JACKPOT! Soon as I got in, I introduced her to beast-mode. Secret tried to stiffen up, but my kungfu was strong! She tried to close her legs (not happening) , so I gently caressed her ankle and stretched it to the right and hunkered down to keep the other leg from closing. She tried squirming to the left to close her legs (forget about it) , so I squirmed to the right. LOL. Secret eventually gave up or nutted one, because she became content with watching her stomach jump like a prairie-dog. I finally nutted, but before I could enjoy my victory I realized her kungfu was stronger. As I uncorked, this most foul aroma began to invade the fresh air in the room. I expected to see green acid oozing from her the stench was so bad. I sprinted to the bathroom to scrub it off. I yelled out that she stank and must be coming on her period. Secret was like I think it might be close to that time (more like time for her embalming).
Don't know who her next victim was, but I felt sorry for them. Her ass smelled so bad that even though I managed to wash it off, the scent was still in the air. I shuddered all the way to my car. That's when I noticed 2 other providers I was trying to line up had called. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!
Here's the ad for the adventurous types.
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-50-50-petite-sexy-playmate-lets-have-fun-freakky-fridayz-are-the-best-21/13095532[/url]
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[ATTACH=CONFIG]185186[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Good report. Sorry you had to shell out even $50 for that pussy rot.
[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1488255]It's a New Jersey number. Of course we all know how esteemed the NJ educational system is.[/QUOTE]Hey Hey Hey, watch it Nite LOL. Georgia is ranked 48 out of 50 states, New Jersey isn't 49 or 50, so we're better off than yall.
I need some help from my trusted friends on this board, I'm looking for a really attractive provider (I prefer light skin black or hispanic, but willing to try any others if they're worth it) who provides GFE and hasn't been jaded by the game yet. I've been failing lately at this. Just to level set, I'm looking for someone who is on the chick Alana's level look wise or better. I've tried to get her to do it even offering an extra $100 but she just won't budge.
I also don't think I'm ready for an agency girl because once I step up to that level I'm afraid I won't want to come back down to the BP level.
[QUOTE=Sneaknfreak;1488296]Yeah, its better than Georgia's.[/QUOTE]One word. Snooki.
[QUOTE=Knight Crawler; 1488363]Felt the urge for something new and petite. Had seen Secret's ad for some time, but never saw any reviews on her. Few days ago after work, I decided to give her a call and see what Secret was all about. She was nice enough over the phone, but was clueless on giving directions to her incall. All she could give me was that she was in downtown Decatur (gee, thanks). I suggested she give me the address so I could plug it into my GPS. Arrived at the location which was at a nice Marriott. Immediately, I'm thinking I just might upgrade to a longer session. As I entered her room, Secret was hiding behind the door in a black negligee that did its best to cling to her petite shape. She was wearing a long weave that made her look even skinnier than what she was. Her breasts were so small, I wondered why even wear the bra. Face-wise, I would say that she had average looks, but nothing that would cause a double-take. Her best feature are her lips. Not being one to be easily discouraged, I was optimistic that despite her size some petite women have cavernous pussies.
Secret seemed down to earth. Right up to when I gave her the $50 donation for her 15mins special. She kept her bra on while she tossed the bottoms. I laid back on the bed as she grabbed the party favor and waited to feel those soup-coolers go to work. Unfortunately, all she did was yank on Mr Johnson like she was trying to will him to attention. I got hard enough for her to apply the cover. The CBJ was less than ok, probably becuz it didn't last long enough for me to remember it being better. Secret grabs some lube and lather up her kitty. She asks "How we going to do this?" I told her to climb on top and that's when it went downhill. The beast reared its ugly head and snapped,"Look I aint doing all that, next you'll want to switch into all these positions and 15 minutes won't cover it!" I laughed as she laid back on her ass and assumed the starfish position. I thought to myself, that's how you want to play it, ok. I broke character as I pinned her legs back while inserting the head and said,"Well, if the special is not going to cover multiple positions, maybe you don't need to offer them?" (silence) Just as I managed to get the head in and build a rhythm, Secret activated her starfish mode by locking her legs straight. I laid flat on her and wedged my body so that she couldn't lock her thighs. Her little technique prevented me from really getting at it. So I pretended like I was too big and that I knew a better position that would be easier on her. (yeah right. More like easier on me to tap that azz!) I allowed her to remain in starfish position while I laid to the side and slipped her other leg between mines, so that I could enter sideways. JACKPOT! Soon as I got in, I introduced her to beast-mode. Secret tried to stiffen up, but my kungfu was strong! She tried to close her legs (not happening) , so I gently caressed her ankle and stretched it to the right and hunkered down to keep the other leg from closing. She tried squirming to the left to close her legs (forget about it) , so I squirmed to the right. LOL. Secret eventually gave up or nutted one, because she became content with watching her stomach jump like a prairie-dog. I finally nutted, but before I could enjoy my victory I realized her kungfu was stronger. As I uncorked, this most foul aroma began to invade the fresh air in the room. I expected to see green acid oozing from her the stench was so bad. I sprinted to the bathroom to scrub it off. I yelled out that she stank and must be coming on her period. Secret was like I think it might be close to that time (more like time for her embalming).
Don't know who her next victim was, but I felt sorry for them. Her ass smelled so bad that even though I managed to wash it off, the scent was still in the air. I shuddered all the way to my car. That's when I noticed 2 other providers I was trying to line up had called. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!
Here's the ad for the adventurous types.
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-50-50-petite-sexy-playmate-lets-have-fun-freakky-fridayz-are-the-best-21/13095532[/url]
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[ATTACH=CONFIG]185186[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Nice detailed report. Entertaining actually. Your sacrifice, sir, is appreciated
[QUOTE=Jrzy Boy 21; 1488415]I need some help from my trusted friends on this board, I'm looking for a really attractive provider (I prefer light skin black or hispanic, but willing to try any others if they're worth it) who provides GFE and hasn't been jaded by the game yet. I've been failing lately at this. Just to level set, I'm looking for someone who is on the chick Alana's level look wise or better. I've tried to get her to do it even offering an extra $100 but she just won't budge.
I also don't think I'm ready for an agency girl because once I step up to that level I'm afraid I won't want to come back down to the BP level.[/QUOTE]Depending on your price range, I'd recommend Bella Jesime, light skinned creole type. Do a Google search and you should get her site.
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This girl answered my BP ad today needs to make 700 by the end of the day. ONLY Seniors and regular posters send me a PM for her contact info. Again ONLY Seniors and regular posters if you have less than 15 posts don't bother you will be deleted with no answer.
Will do anything but fisting and anal. Will do BBBJ W CIM. Update. She will do 125$/hr.
Me I'm looking forward to some bigol' titty fuckin and cum on those teeth this afternoon.[/QUOTE]Update. She will do 125$/hr
[QUOTE=Popeofmypants;1488420]One word. Snooki.[/QUOTE]She was born in Chile, grew up in New York not New Jersey. Nice try though
[QUOTE=Chopinsky;1488482]Depending on your price range, I'd recommend Bella Jesime, light skinned creole type. Do a Google search and you should get her site.[/QUOTE]Thank you sir. She's at the top of my price range, but I know the saying "you get what you pay for" so I'll set something up and report back to the forum.