A lukewarm review for Barbie (and a hard "no" non review for Lisa)
So gents, after seeing NCGold's glowing review of Barbie, I finally visited her. First, however, I went to the wrong shop (the one Barbie was at was about five doors down from the one I first went to) and someone opened the door, looking like she just woke up, a bit haggardly, with a bonnet over her hair, and I was like, oh no. Hell no. I asked her for her name and she said Lisa. I couldn't believe she was about to offer aromatherapy to someone looking how she did. Guess she thought a monger wouldn't care, and maybe some of you wouldn't, but she looked nothing like her pic. I'm scratching her off the list permanently.
Anyway, I asked her if Barbie was there and she told me I was in the wrong shop; Barbie was a few doors down. So I leave, walk a few doors down, knock, and someone who looks around 25 or 26 (to me) answers the door. Darker skin, long curly hair, pretty average looking. I mean, not average bad, but average decent. I ask for her name and she said Barbie. I was kind of shocked, to be honest, as she was (for me) about a 7, 7. 5 tops, and didn't look as young as I thought she would, and nowhere close to 21 (again, to me). I then asked to use the restroom and while I was in there I was wondering whether to bail or not. I still didn't make up my mind when I finished washing my hands and she was right outside the door when I opened it so, okay, why not then, guess I will stay.
So she walks me into the room where they offer the aromatherapy. She leaves, and returns in about 5 minutes or so. She tries to put some music on her phone but it won't work. I try some chit chat but her answers are short. Okay. She doesn't want to chat. Got it. She then gets undressed to give the proper kind of aromatherapy so I follow her lead. Here is where my impression of her changed. She had a really, and I mean really, nice body. Not a big booty, but a round, firm booty. Not big or small tits, but firm and, really, darn near perfect. And all natural! So, she starts to get Mr. Johnson ready and he is slowly waking up. I suggest that she can help things along by putting on the glove and giving a BJ. She won't do that, she tells me. Really, I ask? Even with the glove. Nope. And I was freshly showered (as always), in good shape, professional looking, etc. , so I was just surprised because this was the first shop girl I visited who didn't do that. Well, this was disappointing. But back to that body. I start to try to wake up Mr. Johnson myself by caressing that shapely, beautiful ass I was telling you about as she fumbled about with Mr. Johnson with her hand. Finally, after about 3-4 minutes, Mr. Johnson was ready to go and she put on some lube and then climbed on top. Oh, that aromatherapy was very nice. This woman was tight. I mean really, really tight, so much that, after I changed the angle a bit, I felt like I would bust after a minute or two. No, no. Can't let that happen. For 180 gold stars (I didn't have change), I needed to hold on for a bit longer. So we switch to doggy. Long, deep, slow strokes. She could take it. Mirror to my right so I could watch as well, which was kind of fun. But seriously, I knew this wasn't going to be a long session. I've saved up on any releases for over a week before my visit, so I had tons of tension to be dissolved by this wonderful aromatherapy session. But still, I did the best I could, which was probably only seven or eight more minutes. Busted in the bag, she gave me some wipes, I tried some more chit chat (question-answer, question-answer, that sort of thing), got dressed, and got out of there.
So, overall, this won't be a repeat visit for me. She wasn't as young as I thought, nor as cute as I thought, and we just didn't connect. This is probably just a YMMV situation. Not her fault. Not my fault. We just didn't click. But I will say this. She was pleasant enough, had a fit, tight body, and she did feel great. Still, I was thinking of my last review, where I TOFFT and paid 60 less and left feeling like I was on cloud 9. If anyone else sees Barbie, hopefully you'll have a better experience than I did.
By the way, if any of you shop-visiting mongers know of other girls who won't give a BJ, please reply to this post for the benefit of all. That was a huge disappointment for me, and now I'm already wondering if I should go see Rachel, because while she looks great, I remember a review from a monger a few months back where all she gave to the poor bastard was a HJ, but I know other mongers have been more lucky. But still, if there is no BJ, even with the cover, that's damn near a deal-breaker for me.
Barbie. Sorry You didn't click.
Hey man sorry you didn't click. Barbie looked great to me. All dolled up hair perfect. But she was all made up make up on. . I guess how you can think she was 7. But that Carmel skin ass and boobs made her at least an 8 to me. We clicked and after we clicked tipped her for DFK and DATY. Still think she is the cutest girl at the 6 shops. YMVV I guess. Maybe 26 but those braces made her look 21 to me. Oh well sorry if my review made her seem like a 10. Let's face it. Everyone knows there are no 10 s at the six shops.
Belinda or Michelle at AO. Legacy
Anyone have any advice as to Belinda or Michelle at AO? They are both on tomorrow at Legacy, and I will be in the neighborhood. Have not see any reports here on either one. Do either offer BBBJ or DATY? If not, I'll see Janelle. Always a great time. TIA, DATY.