Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=RoronoaZ;5377356]I just can't tell these days. This looks like a woman to me, but I'm not confident: [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/135072[/URL].

Anyone bite? I'm' only interested in woman, but I'm just not confident if this person might be packing a johnsonville brat or not.[/QUOTE]Even if it is a woman. Personally, if they look like a man, I'm not interested. Either way I pass. If you have to ask about gender then maybe that is a sign to move on.

[QUOTE=GMan25;5380513]Even if it is a woman. Personally, if they look like a man, I'm not interested. Either way I pass. If you have to ask about gender then maybe that is a sign to move on.[/QUOTE]Seen ads on other sites. Hung like a horse.

I just have an amazing time. The girl is only there until tomorrow night. She is older but total GFE! No is not in her vocab. I'm pretty sure BBFS is on menu but not my thing. Dfk, BBBJ, 69, any positions, rimming, super nice skinny body. Definitely go see her! She did not even ask for a tip but I insisted.

[QUOTE=MiluvuLongTime;5428328]I just have an amazing time. The girl is only there until tomorrow night. She is older but total GFE! No is not in her vocab. I'm pretty sure BBFS is on menu but not my thing. Dfk, BBBJ, 69, any positions, rimming, super nice skinny body. Definitely go see her! She did not even ask for a tip but I insisted.[/QUOTE]I've tried calling and texting but no response any insight on how to crack the code.

[QUOTE=MiluvuLongTime;5428328]I just have an amazing time. The girl is only there until tomorrow night. She is older but total GFE! No is not in her vocab. I'm pretty sure BBFS is on menu but not my thing. Dfk, BBBJ, 69, any positions, rimming, super nice skinny body. Definitely go see her! She did not even ask for a tip but I insisted.[/QUOTE][URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-chicago-north-suburb-120-45-grayslake-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-asian-sexy-hot-girl-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-312-287-0319-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash/9814887.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hammerhead2;5428718][URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-chicago-north-suburb-120-45-grayslake-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-asian-sexy-hot-girl-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-312-287-0319-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash/9814887.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes but obv not the girl haha.

[QUOTE=MiluvuLongTime;5428328]I just have an amazing time. The girl is only there until tomorrow night. She is older but total GFE! No is not in her vocab. I'm pretty sure BBFS is on menu but not my thing. Dfk, BBBJ, 69, any positions, rimming, super nice skinny body. Definitely go see her! She did not even ask for a tip but I insisted.[/QUOTE]I think I pissed the operator off once. They don't like or care about hearing poor service. Hopefully it's forgotten. Thank you.

[QUOTE=JustAMonger;5373227]Yup, but she thinks she's so hot. Thinks she in LA? Not me. I see she's got sale prices now! I may go back for the clearance sale.[/QUOTE]I ran by this place Saturday but nobody was there. Too bad.

[QUOTE=Bryzzo;5432371]I ran by this place Saturday but nobody was there. Too bad.[/QUOTE]I saw that too, but you never know if you don't text. I also was north and ran by the Hahbah and there was an old suv parked so I'm guessing that wasn't Anna. Person working at the business in the office when you walk in and the front door to the massage locked. Lady came out the outside back door when I was leaving but I left. She looked 50, no bra under her shirt and a bit of a belly.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;5433354]I saw that too, but you never know if you don't text. I also was north and ran by the Hahbah and there was an old suv parked so I'm guessing that wasn't Anna. Person working at the business in the office when you walk in and the front door to the massage locked. Lady came out the outside back door when I was leaving but I left. She looked 50, no bra under her shirt and a bit of a belly.[/QUOTE]I called as well. No answer. Hopefully just a product of the holiday weekend.

[QUOTE=Bryzzo;5434421]I called as well. No answer. Hopefully just a product of the holiday weekend.[/QUOTE]Bobo or whatever is no Selena. I'd head to BG but word on that board is the kitty-corner parlors are being watched or so its said. Well, the north east corner at least. Too pricey anyways for a Chinese place.

Any help intel for g lake. Can't get any responses. PM m, I usually go to relax but need a change up.

Looks like a new one at 109 in Waukegan. Usually some of the girls at 109 also operate in Logan Square. 109 is legit now, but this girl is new. Anyone had her in Logan Square?

[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/gurnee-il-60031/12821260.html[/URL]

PM if you prefer.

Is the Logan square connections true? If so, then why don't they put out in Gurnee?? Did you find out this new one's name? I texted a few weeks ago but had to back out as the SO texted and I had to head home.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;5437124]Bobo or whatever is no Selena. I'd head to BG but word on that board is the kitty-corner parlors are being watched or so its said. Well, the north east corner at least. Too pricey anyways for a Chinese place.[/QUOTE]That place is hit or miss. The only reason to ever go there was for Selena. Her mother-in-law and Anna is sometimes available at B & A in the Harbor. That would be for desperation. Ask me how I know?

[QUOTE=JustAMonger;5447702]That place is hit or miss. The only reason to ever go there was for Selena. Her mother-in-law and Anna is sometimes available at B & A in the Harbor. That would be for desperation. Ask me how I know?[/QUOTE]Would you PM me with details? I have some info to trade, thanks.

Stopped by GL. Service with Nana was good, only down fall wanted a second pop but that would have been an extra 80. Allowed for some shower fun and clean up at the end. Probably 40 something, petite, with a bra nice cleavage but tits are a later add on. Little saggy with hard square inserts. At least there was something to grab on to. Felt like a frozen pound cake was in each. Looks 7/10. Overall experience was good would repeat with her.

[QUOTE=JohnnyCum;5452002]Stopped by GL. Service with Nana was good, only down fall wanted a second pop but that would have been an extra 80. Allowed for some shower fun and clean up at the end. Probably 40 something, petite, with a bra nice cleavage but tits are a later add on. Little saggy with hard square inserts. At least there was something to grab on to. Felt like a frozen pound cake was in each. Looks 7/10. Overall experience was good would repeat with her.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link for the GL Apartments?

[QUOTE=Croppyboy;5468546]Do you have a link for the GL Apartments?[/QUOTE]Waukegan escorts forum post #586.

Does anyone know if Wellness is open? Every time I have went no one is there. I tried calling the number but no one answers. Did they get a new number?

[QUOTE=Lassowillie7;5487756]Does anyone know if Wellness is open? Every time I have went no one is there. I tried calling the number but no one answers. Did they get a new number?[/QUOTE]Been a couple weeks. I texted just to see if it was still bobo. It was so I passed.

Did they get a new number? They never respond haha. I always go there and the door is locked.

I saw on Fb Lyn back in Waukegan. I'm watching Gurnee to see if she found her way back home.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;5535627]I saw on Fb Lyn back in Waukegan. I'm watching Gurnee to see if she found her way back home.[/QUOTE]Stopped by 109 and asked if Lyn was there, and was told (by a short chubby Hispanic girl) that Lyn doesn't work there anymore.

I'm going to be in your area this weekend and looking for someone to point me in the right direction. Are there any EuroMP around anymore? Any info us appreciated. I'll be glad to share info from the Milwaukee area in exchange if you PM me.

I was on 83 near Round Lake, Lake Villa, and saw the long forgotten Lilly spa is still here. Does anyone actually frequent the joint? Zero cars parked near it. I went only one time, maybe 4-5 years ago. Mostly remember getting an older Korean who gave a super strong, painful-but-good massage, and l1.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;5566956]I was on 83 near Round Lake, Lake Villa, and saw the long forgotten Lilly spa is still here. Does anyone actually frequent the joint? Zero cars parked near it. I went only one time, maybe 4-5 years ago. Mostly remember getting an older Korean who gave a super strong, painful-but-good massage, and l1.[/QUOTE]Last time I went was like 2 years ago, I went 3 times in the span of 2 months and got a 50 ish Korean with really nice D cups and L1. The 3rd visit ended horribly. As soon as she grabbed my dick I told her "hold on a sec" and took my phone out of my pocket because I forgot to put it on silent, she immediately freaked out and made a gun gesture with her hand and poked at my head aggressively! I immediately was like "WTF? She was like "hey you a cop? Hey You a cop? I was like you're fuckin crazy lady and got dressed and got the hell out of there, never went back. I noticed each of the 3 visits she always had her phone at the end of the table with the front door camera view on it, peeking over at it every other minute like she was expecting a bust at any minute or something, but still not any excuse to do me like that especially since she had already jerked me off twice before already! Crazy ***** LOL!

[QUOTE=Zagal;5567240]Last time I went was like 2 years ago, I went 3 times in the span of 2 months and got a 50 ish Korean with really nice D cups and L1. The 3rd visit ended horribly. As soon as she grabbed my dick I told her "hold on a sec" and took my phone out of my pocket because I forgot to put it on silent, she immediately freaked out and made a gun gesture with her hand and poked at my head aggressively! I immediately was like "WTF? She was like "hey you a cop? Hey You a cop? I was like you're fuckin crazy lady and got dressed and got the hell out of there, never went back. I noticed each of the 3 visits she always had her phone at the end of the table with the front door camera view on it, peeking over at it every other minute like she was expecting a bust at any minute or something, but still not any excuse to do me like that especially since she had already jerked me off twice before already! Crazy ***** LOL![/QUOTE]I haven't been there in a few years, the 1st visit was awesome, had a younger girl who got completely nekkid be for the flip and climbed up on my back it was pretty wild on the flip she grabbed a cover and said 1. I only had enough $ for L1 she looked disappointed but preformed a good L1. Next visit I got a 60 ish one (owner I think) with DDs. Next visit was the same so I passed and haven't been back.

[QUOTE=Sully1234;5568152]I haven't been there in a few years, the 1st visit was awesome, had a younger girl who got completely nekkid be for the flip and climbed up on my back it was pretty wild on the flip she grabbed a cover and said 1. I only had enough $ for L1 she looked disappointed but preformed a good L1. Next visit I got a 60 ish one (owner I think) with DDs. Next visit was the same so I passed and haven't been back.[/QUOTE]I don't remember seeing any recent reports on this place besides the one few days ago asking if any new experiences have been had, no new talent to speak of or even a bad one, so I just might head up there soon to TOFTT I guess. If by chance it's the crazy one I had years ago I will immediately turn right back around and leave, I remember her nice DD rack more than I remember her face but I will still avoid her. It would be nice if there's a good one there since I live closer to this place than going all the way out to mt prospect or Buffalo grove.

Yah my experience didn't provide interest for going back either. About 4-5 months ago I was short on time but in need, so I thought what the heck.

Smoker, not so attractive, forced my way to soil her hand. It was like ordering a New York strip and receiving a hamburger. 70% lean no less.

If there's any hope let us know, but until then. . . Nah.

I know I sound like a broken record, but anyone try Haynesville lately? Past posts were old lady regular massage. Guess I'm unwilling to toftt.

PM if need be thanks.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;5569421]I know I sound like a broken record, but anyone try Haynesville lately? Past posts were old lady regular massage. Guess I'm unwilling to toftt.

PM if need be thanks.[/QUOTE]I go to Hainesville semi regularly- however there's absolutely no HE or funny business going on there. I've seen both ladies there. The owner even jokes about the frequent mongers that come in and asking for HE's (out loud and by name, and not being smooth or subtle about it).

They are actually my go-to, for a beat-the-living-crap-out of-you, bruises-to-show-for-it-afterwards LEGIT massage where you actually get some pain relief.

Unfortunately, their rates just got jacked up to $75 per hour. Add to that a tip, and they're now almost as expensive as a run of the mill L1 place.

I haven't decided if I'm going to keep going there now that the prices are a bit ridiculous.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;5589868]I go to Hainesville semi regularly- however there's absolutely no HE or funny business going on there. I've seen both ladies there. The owner even jokes about the frequent mongers that come in and asking for HE's (out loud and by name, and not being smooth or subtle about it).

They are actually my go-to, for a beat-the-living-crap-out of-you, bruises-to-show-for-it-afterwards LEGIT massage where you actually get some pain relief.

Unfortunately, their rates just got jacked up to $75 per hour. Add to that a tip, and they're now almost as expensive as a run of the mill L1 place.

I haven't decided if I'm going to keep going there now that the prices are a bit ridiculous.[/QUOTE]Thanks Mongo. Yah I don't mind getting a few bruises along the way but choking the little guy is also a relief (for me). Oh well, maybe a matter of time.

Stopped in today since I was in the area. Was told 50 for a half hour by a short, round older lady. Not for that price.

I have an appointment scheduled with Ericka, I'm just wondering if any of you know if its worth my time or not? Or if there is someone else you recommend.

[QUOTE=Dudedudedoo;5618310]I have an appointment scheduled with Ericka, I'm just wondering if any of you know if its worth my time or not? Or if there is someone else you recommend.[/QUOTE]Used to be wide open, heard now massage only. TOFTT and let us know last report was months ago may have changed. Lynn was the best would be your best shot.

[QUOTE=DudeDudeDoo;5618310]I have an appointment scheduled with Ericka, I'm just wondering if any of you know if its worth my time or not? Or if there is someone else you recommend.[/QUOTE]Haven't heard anything good, especially if you're looking for a handshake. Thanks for toftt, and (hopefully) letting us know.

I'm looking for a place with someone young-ish that does FS. I have only been with older woman and I would love to try someone near my age in this scenario.

[QUOTE=HarryP1;5610143]Stopped in today since I was in the area. Was told 50 for a half hour by a short, round older lady. Not for that price.[/QUOTE]Yeah and it's $70 not for an hour but 45 minutes. You can get an hour for 80 bucks if you beg. Don't understand it. Maybe it's because they think it's the only place around you guys out in that area??

I have knowledge of a new place. Have been there. Seniors only with the reputation a posting good information.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5619784]Yeah and it's $70 not for an hour but 45 minutes. You can get an hour for 80 bucks if you beg. Don't understand it. Maybe it's because they think it's the only place around you guys out in that area??

I have knowledge of a new place. Have been there. Seniors only with the reputation a posting good information.[/QUOTE]Can you PM me?