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[QUOTE=QuickVisitor;6141372]I'm sure the ad's supposed to say "Best Service."
AMP ads are either vanilla (like this one) or explicit. They don't bother with subtle word tricks or "code". Though I guess it accidentally? Worked for them though in this case.[/QUOTE]Best "service"? Yeah, right. Whatever, dude.
[QUOTE=MD2020;6134427]Same as every AMP.
Walk in like you own the place. Say yes, you want massagey. 30 minutes. You been here before? "Yes, of course". She will take you to the room. Get naked and lay down. Leave the towel by your legs. She will probably tell you you are a handsome man, or you have a great ass. She will put the towel on you and push the towel randomly on your back for 5-10 minutes, making sure to readjust the towel every 5 seconds. After that she will take the towel off your back and do a 10 minute oil massage. You like? "Oh yes". When she gets to your legs raise your ass up and let her get close to the boys. She will tease a bit. Shortly after she will leave the room "HOT TOWAL". She will come back with a hot towel that has been rung out so hard there is barely any water on it. She will wave it up and down and blow on it "HOT hahaha" She will lay it on your back and push a little, making sure to soak up as little of the oil as possible. She will then give a light finger massage. It's not that exciting, but curl your toes and moan a bit. Try to get a hard on if you can. 1 minute into this she will ask you to flip, and you are off to the races![/QUOTE]This right here! I laughed hard.
I made another trip to Lotus recently. Several items to note:
I did not recognize the gal. But it had been awhile since I was there.
She was pretty in the Asian sort of way and had nice boobs.
The nice boobs, however, were off limits during the massage.
She did not, repeat did not, use the towel method, or oil. She used lotion.
Massage was pretty decent.
The flip. She did not hesitate and edged me several times during a very slow and nice finish.
Cindy said sphia and Michelle were working. Suggested I try new girl Michelle. I am glad I did. Decent massage, but extra credit for technique. In her garden, berries get just as much attention as the twiggs. I highly recommend if you enjoy the lotus experience.
[QUOTE=RaulJulia;6137146]I've had a couple of recent experiences I thought I'd report on. Went to Lotus again. I was a walk-in again, but no wait or being told to come back in a few minutes this time. I was able to be seen right away. I did 30 minutes this time and think I'll stick with that. It got the job done and seems about right. I had a different provider this time. Typical Lotus / AMP experience. Not as funny as MD 2020's description on this page, but similar. The massage wasn't as intense as my previous one at Lotus, but it wasn't bad and the finish was nice.
I also recently stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford. I really don't know what to make of this place. I think I was the first one to review this place. I'm in the area semi-frequently and decided to TOFTT. And my first trip didn't disappoint, nor have my other trips. This recent one was my third or fourth time there. I know a few mongers have reported bad experiences there and I think one guy was even turned away, but mine haven't been bad. But they haven't been awesome either. First, I've seen the same provider every time I've been. I even went during the day before noon this time just to try to get someone different and it was the same lady. She's a nice lady and not bad looking--petite, with a pretty decent rack for being a petite Asian lady. But I was hoping for some variety or maybe to get a different provider just to see what the experience would be like. But this lady seems to work night and day. Secondly, since I've seen her before, I wasn't shy about doing some OTC roaming with her fairly early in the massage. She responded with some nice teasing. But on the flip, she did the same thing she's done every time I've seen her. She did a bit more massage on me after the flip, then got near the goods, then sort of stopped and pulled back. I've taken this to mean that she's encouraging DIY, which I've politely refused to do. But she always acts surprised when I refuse, which m time she's done this, I've just said something like, "No, you do it" or "I want you to do it" and she's obliged. And she does a pretty good job and allows some UTC roaming up top while she's doing it. But there's no sexy talk or anything like that while she does it, which is OK--not required by sometimes a nice touch. But what really confuses me about this place is that according to their ads, they have the "Best Se" which I think is a way of implying the "best sex. " I know ads aren't to be trusted, but I'm curious. Their ads come across as a thinly veiled way of saying FS is available, but in reality it takes a bit of encouragement to get a HE there. Am I missing something? Any thoughts? Anyone ever gotten more than a HE there? Thanks for any info provided.
[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/269-999-6734best-massagebest-s/199590224886[/URL][/QUOTE]Whats on the menu you been there several times something must be good she is a little older then I like in an asian lay but ok.
[QUOTE=Merlot69;6168949]Whats on the menu you been there several times something must be good she is a little older then I like in an asian lay but ok.[/QUOTE]It's probably a combination of convenience and curiosity that keep me going back. There's better out there for sure. IMO, Lotus in K'zoo is better and it's far from the best around. But my work takes me through or near Hartford more than some other places, so when I have the urge and I'm close by, I stop. I've been a couple more times since that last post. Same experience basically. She's warming up some and she didn't try to get me to do it the most recent time. There was no debate. She knew I wanted her to do it. But so far, nothing more than the standard AMP experience offered. Decent for what it is, but nothing more.
[QUOTE=Brilithos;6157709]I made another trip to Lotus recently. Several items to note:
I did not recognize the gal. But it had been awhile since I was there.
She was pretty in the Asian sort of way and had nice boobs.
The nice boobs, however, were off limits during the massage.
She did not, repeat did not, use the towel method, or oil. She used lotion.
Massage was pretty decent.
The flip. She did not hesitate and edged me several times during a very slow and nice finish.[/QUOTE]I went to lotus in September. Had a 40 year old Asian provider. Very good massage and soft touch with a nice HJ finish. Not much roaming. Only over clothes. Much better options in grand rapids in my opinion. But for Kalamazoo it was ok.
Hey guys I found a lady on face book works at kalamazoo relaxation I think it's on whitcomb in kazoo she sounded like extras so will chk out.
[QUOTE=FeelTheBeaver;6174224]Hey guys I found a lady on face book works at kalamazoo relaxation I think it's on whitcomb in kazoo she sounded like extras so will chk out.[/QUOTE]Good luck with that. Overpriced and nothing available. It's going to be a one stop shop for you. Unless you like wasting money.
They sure make it look inviting. I'd rather spend the same amount and drive to GR to have way more fun.
[QUOTE=KonkeyDong69;6175367]Good luck with that. Overpriced and nothing available. It's going to be a one stop shop for you. Unless you like wasting money.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ArborWorks;6187808]They sure make it look inviting. I'd rather spend the same amount and drive to GR to have way more fun.[/QUOTE]What one in G are should I go to.
Anyone have any info about Tlc? I haven't seen anything here for a while.
[QUOTE=ArborWorks;6188230]Anyone have any info about Tlc? I haven't seen anything here for a while.[/QUOTE]AW,
Think we're hearing nothing because no brothers (to speak of) are going there.
From what I know same old nasty, loud mama.
Same unclean room / bldg situation.
Same old situation w / her keeping wild animals around.
Any good girls, have left quickly & talent is older in general.
Also expect more for less service.
I used to go weekly back in the good days.
Stopped cold turkey many years back.
Unless someone else knows different, I'd steer clear.
Altho always, YMMV.
JJ / Jimmy.
[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;6189449]AW,
Think we're hearing nothing because no brothers (to speak of) are going there.
From what I know same old nasty, loud mama.
Same unclean room / bldg situation.
Same old situation w / her keeping wild animals around.
Any good girls, have left quickly & talent is older in general.
Also expect more for less service.
I used to go weekly back in the good days.
Stopped cold turkey many years back.
Unless someone else knows different, I'd steer clear.
Altho always, YMMV.
JJ / Jimmy.[/QUOTE]The last time I went, a Racoon walked into the room. I gave myself a little laugh and said that's not the worst looking thing at TLC. No thanks on that.
Working in Kalamazoo for a week or two. Looking for a good a good AMP in Kalamazoo or Battle Creek. Can post here or PM me. Thank you for the help.