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Hey Raynman,
I thought that was the funniest damn story I have read in a long time. I was laughing so hard. I too have found myself doing stupid stuff in the hunt. I too about picked up a shemale... it was downtown. Thankfully I notice before he got into the car... I told him that I thought he was someone I knew and hit the gas.
Well I am out of here.
Max
Good stuff Ray, my co-workers were wondering why I was laughing so hard. Curiosity will do it every time wondering what kind of pay-off is ahead. Glad you got out of there to write another ho story.
Safe Cruzin,
JC
Rayn.. LOL, ROFLMFAO ! I hate it when that happens. Thank goodness the longhair 70's are past, because I know I looped for dozens of girly guys back then.
Speaking of Lakeshore though, I did find a cute blondie on San Juan near Lakeshore one night a few months back as I was coming out of Randy's. She lived in Admiral Arms near Lane but I can't remember her name. And she sucked at sucking. Which is probably why I can't remember her name.
Ron
Thanks for the support guys.... glad I'm not the only one....
OK, Ok....y'all can stop laughing now :)
Got off work and cruised down main/mcduff/edgewood/lane and didnt see crap because of the intermittent rain storms. Still need my blonde fix so I headed down to the club on Lane to see my favorite blonde cutie. She is my long term project, so to speak...
Got to the club and noticed she looked like she had been crying. asked her how she was doing and got the sob story. ....started school yesterday...too much homework.....bills are due....roommate got into an accident....having to support him..... slow day and not making any money...... So I'm formulating a plan in my head to 'help' her out... Gave her the "I'm sorry your having a bad day" look (complete with the head tilted to the right) and told her she needed a sugar daddy :)
I, of course, volunteered myself, the kind and chivalrous monger that I am..... She jokingly said Ok. Hmmmm...do y'all see where this is going? I innocently asked her if she did dances outside the club and................she said NO...... Hopefully meaning No, not right now but at least I planted a seed (no pun intended) for future possiblilities. Now this chick is sooooooo hot, I'd gladly give her 10 Jacks to get sum a dat..... :) Yeah, I know, me a cheap bastard doling out 10 jacks for some tang. But as they say, you get what you pay for...... More on this project later....
Be safe and Happy mongering!
Ray don't feel bad. If all us old Mongers will fess up we have all come close to the chick with a dick. My encounter came in Pensacola. Had been cruising and spotted this beautiful petite BSW. Just my type, or at least I thought. Lucky for me I passed by and did the LEO loop and missed he/she. I picked up one of my regulars and we were talking and I mentioned this nice looking poon and she cracked up and then proceeded to tell me the my almost date had a dong as big as mine. Man, imagine running your hand up the leg and getting snake bit.
This is dedicated Raynman for all the good info you give. Plus your Cocktail post inspired me to dream about the events below. Hopefully, you'll dream of a project like this. :D
Today, I dreamnt I was at one of my favorite bikini bars near Phillips. I was just passing the time and checking out the ladies, giving tips when I felt like it. But it seemed like none of the ladies wanted to give me a dance.
I usually have some ones/fivers in my pocket. It was an hour and half later, I was running low, getting bored/frustrated and about to head out. Then all of a sudden, a BL'ish blonde 5'7, say 34b cup, pixie style hair came my way. I would rate her a 9 regular; the type you see on barely legal porn.
She stooped down in front of me and picked up a fiver that must have fell down my pocket. She said, is this for me?
Oh great, I said to myself. I'm going to be hussled. What a dumbass I am for letting it roll out. So I said, well I'll give you a one for a finders fee of one. Since she looked f-in hot and very patriotic(I'm a Bush man), I added "I'll give the five in the back". Then she grabbed my wand and said "Oh really". Perhaps my luck is going to change. :)
Well we proceeded near the VIP and chatted a bit. Let's call her Fantasy(not real name). She told me about herself, the standard stripper info (where from, how long dance, kids, likes to party, etc).
But when chatting with her, she must have been getting turned on or a great actress. I forgot what I said but she seemed to be getiing turned on. She was having that orgasmic look on her eyes. And to my surprise we were making out and she was stroking my rod. Then we proceeded to the VIP room before the start of the song.
I sat down and she closed the curtain. She sat on my lap and we we're making out again. She asked how much money I have and told her only 50. Then to my surprise, she shoved her left breast to my mouth and said bite it. Of course, I complied then she yelled bite it harder. Oh my gosh, Fantasy maybe a freak.
Then I went for the gusto of showing my flagpole (how appropiate since she was in USA garb!). I was expecting some oral but to my surprise, she slipped my flagpole into her kitty. Holy sh*t, she is a freak.
But like a good boy scout, I was prepared though I figured it would have never happen. Paused a bit, but on the rain coat and proceeded. Again, she barked orders to bite her left tit hard. And then the ultimate command to stick my fingers in her a*. Holy sh*t. It's way past confirm she is a freak.
Then she barked out to put it in as deep as I can. Fantasy is definitely a freak of the greatest magnitude. I was so stunned, shocked excited that a blew an load rather quickly. I couldn't f-in believe it.
Of course, I said thank you and gave her all I had in my wallet. Which was 53 bucks - 3 dollar tip! I was amazed on quick the dream happened. It started out as a sucky dream since I must have an aura of cheapness about me. I didn't tip Fantasy, buy her a drink or chatted less than a minute. I hope to see her in my dreams again soon.
When I lived on the west coast, a close call was had. In this case it was after 1am in a darker backstreet area where normally only WSW were...
This night however, it was like Latina night. Being very new to all this at the time I pulled up to 'her' and asked if she were working. To which he kindly replied, "You sure you don't want a woman?" Which shocked me cause I was fooled and literally in the dark! (Like some asians, some hispanics can be very convincing when all done up).
I started to mumble somethin when he told me it was gay and transgender night at a Hispanic bar around the corner. No more cruising that area on Wednesdays!! EVER!
Hey, would anyone like to pm me some specifics on Sin City, like where it is and how I get there from the St Aug area? Thx.
Last few treks up University/Phillips have been dry as a bone. And last trip up Main all I got was a speeding ticket, which should probably have been a ticket for pushing through a yellow/red light. Damn the quick burst of speed from the turbo.
Hey Ray good story, some of us have probably done same thing and not known he/she had a dick. I know i have pick up some withlow voice but i always check to see if they are fm. Its the ones with the regular voice that u dont check that may have gotten by we need to worry about
Now my story SCARRY, Pickup this wsw couple weeks ago off baymeadows behind steak and ale one morning. Asked if she had a room or a place as i dont like doing the deed in the truck; just me but i am always fearful i'll get caught with my pants down or something.. Anyway went to room in motel near by(her room). Asked if she was alone she said No had a couple motel MATES. Told her i was kinda a private type and she needed to get them out. While i waited in truck 2 guys exited room and she signaled me to enter. After entering we took care of $$$$ business and i excused myself to piss before the deed and to check out the room. I am always fearfull of a set up in there room. Anyway after pissing i pulled back shower curtain and here siits this big Bl--k male hiding. Out the door i went with my fly still down and 2 jacks lighter. the wsw calling me back saying its ok but I'm out of there.
Moral!! lets be real careful these cracked out sw run with some bad dudes. She was on the street supporting 3 dudes who were probably dealers. You know these girls are out there to peddle the ass and to drum up business for there dealer so they can score some cheep crack.
LETS BE REAL SUSPECIOUS OF THESE ****** UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. MOst would steal you blind while s--king or f--king you blind
On a real possitive note this rain has been killing the mongering but picked up blond, about a 9 on sw scale at bar at JTB and 95, Marriot late last friday. said she was staying there cus a fellow monger gave her the key. After care checking partaook of her services for 2 .5 jacks plus drinks(2) in the room. She was out of place for the marriot but who knows the best usually can be had when ur not looking for it.
RG out
Regular Guy you make some very good points. I have been mongering for a while and as we do this thing one rule should always be adheared to and never stray away from it. YOU need to be in complete control of the situation. Never let yourself be lured into their home turf. If the deed goes bad you are in their backyard and they have the upper hand.
I personally don't like to do the car thing either but I have always be hesitant of going to the SW's room. To many things can go wrong. If I do the car I find a common place of my choosing and if she has a problem let her out.
In my mongering infancy I almost got robbed here in Jax. I was stupid and went to where she said and when I was about to get ready to close the deal JSO rolls up behind us. Now you want a ass puckering experience let this happen to you. Well he was really cool about it. I leveled with him and he let me go but he told me of the fellow around the corner they had nabbed that was waiting for me to drop my pants.
So the long and short of it is Stay In Control at all times and don't let "Little Elvis" do your thinking for you.
Oh yea Ray, "Dude Looked Like a Lady" heard it today and nearly ran off the road laughing. JM
Raynman,
The situation could have been worse, trust me, it's happened to me. But at least I didn't chase mine halfway around the city. :)
Regular Guy,
You're a lucky monger! Things could have gone down hill very fast for you had you not checked the bathroom. I have learned from very bad mistakes myself. I have 2 rules from those experiences, (1) always search the rooms, and (2) always carry my pistol.
I've posted in various areas that mongering and concealed weapons lisences go hand in hand. Lets keep it that way.
Hey all you Cootchie Cowboys.... :D
Had a light day at work so I decided make sure the HO-Dar was working properly after some time in the shop....
Did the Mcduff/Lennox/Edgewood loop and didnt see crap.....
Headed up to main. Saw the same skiddish young blonde walking around. Tried picking her up one time a few weeks back over by the Exxon station, but she said she only need to get some change from me. This time she was wearing these long black dress slacks with a black blouse. She was obviously sweating up a storm. Looped around a couple of times but she didnt seem to get the hint. I also noticed 3 other mongers looping around to try and catch her to, but she kept on walking....
Saw an old friend walking just north of the MLK overpass. Genise is 38 yo, 5'7, 130lb, red hair, about a 5. She had been a guest of Uncle LEO for over 6 months and it looks like she's back to her usual habits. Didnt feel like picking her up since my last encounter was somewhat of a dud. Had picked her up and was cruising out of the area, when she said she was hungry and could I stop to grab a bite. So got some food and after she was finished, we found a quiet spot and she took care of me. Now the kicker to this story is that while she was teaching me french, I'm about to give her a ration of protein and she freakin' farts!!!! I mean a window shaking, eye watering, ass flappin' fart! Talk about mood killer! :( Needless to say, couldnt finish, dropped her off, and went to a car wash to clean any stains and to deoderize the Ho-mobile. She went to jail soon after. Serves her right....... nasty ho......
But I digress.....
Continued to north main and saw Belinda walking around the park on Buffalo. Me thinks the number of sores on her face are increasing. No thank you......
Headed over to Sin City and saw only one. Young redhead walking on Hare and Century. Did a couple loops for security and to scope her out. Cute, about 5'2, 130, young,18ish.....but she had the sores on her face. Damn, what is up with these sores!!!!
No LEO anywhere.
Ok, I'm starting to think the day is going to really suck. Decided to head over to Mayport road to see if I can find Cindy. Got to Mayport road and didnt see anything on my first pass. Got hungry and stopped to grab a bite. On the way back down, saw this chunky gal in tight black shorts. She looked to be a 3... Damn, just shoot me now..... Passed her up and then saw this skinny blond strolling on the opposite side of the road. Honked my horn once and gave the look and smile.... and she smiled back. WOOOOOHOOOOOO. Diane aka"lil bit" is 36 , 5'4" 110lbs, a good 6 on the evolutionary SW scale :) She was a little chatty, but it was ok cause she had me cracking up with some of her life stories. 2 Jacks made Ray a happy monger. No digits, but she has mine so.........where is my Ho-book....gotta pencil her in......
I think my ass is numb from all the driving I did today, but at least it ended happily...
Hey Rolly, I agree with CWL thing. Like my american Express Card, I never leave home without it......
Be safe and Happy Mongering!!
Rolly - I gotta agree with you about the piece. Mine's always close. As they say , I'd rather get caught with it when I didn't need it, then get caught without it when I did. I wish American Airlines and Homeland Security could understand that. They used to let me check it when I got on the plane , but now you just can't take it at all. So now I drive about everywhere.
Belated report from last Thursday night...
I was cruising east on Baymeadows and spotted this hot WSW (blonde, B/C nice rack, tight white t-shirt, low tight jeans) walking in front of the Red Lobster. She headed into the bank parking lot next door. I made the corner noticed she hit the ATM and got into a waiting car. At this time I'm thinking she was someone's GF so I kept going and looped back by the IHOP. As I'm getting back up to the Red Lobster, I see her on the opposite side down by the ABC. So now, I'm interested.
I made my best monger U and headed back west. By this time she'd crossed the street by the bank and was heading for the hotel behind. I turned in and Debbie (aka Sunshine) jumped into the car nearly before I even slowed down. She tells me she's new to the area, and that the last guy gave her a ride from the bank to the ABC and left her there. Now I'm thinking she truly is new to the area or maybe not a SW. We talk for a bit, and she's interested in doing business so we do the LEO check.
Next she tells me that she doesn't know what to charge. I tell her I've got a jack and a quarter for FS (start low and work up). She says that sounds low, but I swear its the going rate for FS in the area (lying through my teeth). She accepts and we find a dark spot to park and she strips bare naked before I even get the engine off. The next thing I know, she's on her knees in the passenger seat leaning over me on the driver's side, sucking for all she's worth. My hands find a nice shaved spot to rest, and my fingers are getting nice and moist.
She's moaning and going to town, and before I can say anything, I blow into her throat. I'm thinking that I've just blown the FS, so I sit back and prepare to pay up. Next thing I know, she's stroking me back hard. She covered me up and climbed on top. She didn't even lose a beat. Since I was going for #2, it was taking a bit longer than expected, but I was having a great time. Next thing I know she's cumming (a first with a SW and I'm pretty sure she wasn't faking) and I blow my second shot a few strokes later.
Now this is NOT what I would consider an average experience especially for the low $$ rate. She did all this without ever mentioning payment once the negotiations were done. When we were finished, I dropped her off and she nearly forgot the $$ and didn't even ask for a tip. I've been looking for her since, but so far haven't found her, so maybe this was all just a wet dream. This is the closest thing to a GFE I've had, and I can almost believe she wasn't a pro or SW, maybe just drunk and horny. Who knows....
Fritz
I know this has nothing to do with anything, BUT, I have been thinking about getting my CWL for awhile now.
Can someone tell me what is involved in doing so..
Thanks.
I saw this wsw on Main. Also saw a red head with some tattoos on her arm walking by MLK. She was walking with a guy so I kept going..
Why are there not more red headed SW's?