[QUOTE=Larks Tongue]I wonder how much good that Vag will be after that hitch is through with it?[/QUOTE]
You'll never know it's been there. Don't forget babies come out of there and some of the tightest pussies I've ever had have had kids.
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[QUOTE=Larks Tongue]I wonder how much good that Vag will be after that hitch is through with it?[/QUOTE]
You'll never know it's been there. Don't forget babies come out of there and some of the tightest pussies I've ever had have had kids.
[url]http://www.aeonity.com/ab/games/simulation/slap-that-ho.php[/url]
The research has just been completed:
One thing about Hooters is:
9 out of 10 men prefer women with big hooters,
(and the 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys!)
If you are one of the straight 90%, then
TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!
ENJOY IT!!!
Sign in Shafer Minnesota - Spreading the wealth around
For you city slickers, this is a manure spreader.
(For you 'enviros', it is an "organic waste recycling applicator" for "sustainable" agriculture practices)
P.S. This was the only implement John Deere ever made that
they would not stand behind!
[QUOTE=M13 Gunz]Liberals trying to lead.[/QUOTE]
Why do you hate America? Why do you disrespect the office of the President?
Bwahahahahaha.
Sometimes,
I just do not understand my wife. My neighbor was out training her dog! And. Guess what? ! I got yelled at for watching her train her dog!
[QUOTE=Mechanic69]You'll never know it's been there. Don't forget babies come out of there and some of the tightest pussies I've ever had have had kids.[/QUOTE]Not all pussy bounces back though. LOL, there are some that lose the tread on their tires after pumping out a kid or two.
[QUOTE=Gdlint]Sometimes,
I just do not understand my wife. My neighbor was out training her dog! And. Guess what? ! I got yelled at for watching her train her dog![/QUOTE]Surely, you jest. She's not your wife, and this was a lame attempt at a joke. Nice picture though!
[QUOTE=Wolfgang]Why do you hate America? Why do you disrespect the office of the President?
Bwahahahahaha.[/QUOTE]
You have it absolutely wrong. I don't hate America, I love it more than you can imagine. That's why I'm very disappointed in what was chosen to be president. Socialism now reigns.
How to Spot A deer hunter ,
With A DUI Conviction
There aren't a thousand words that could replace this picture............
Did you guys hear, Tom Cruise is going to release a new Mission "fucking" Impossible movie this Summer 2009. He stars with his wife Katie Holmes. Damn she sure let herself go after her pregnancy, that pregnancy weight is sure hard to get rid of. Here is the trailer:
[url]http://www.fuckingimpossible.com/[/url]
Misfit
Can't we all just get along!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85yrIgA4Nk[/url]
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
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Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
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Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a
headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense!
Nothing left to live for........
Ever since I retired, I've been searching for that "just right" volunteer job. I just want to give back to the community a little something. I looked around a long time and think I might of found it. It had to be one where I didn't feel like it was a chore. Something enjoyable.
Something a little different from the ordinary day-in, day-out routine. At last I am truly comfortable being a volunteer. I no longer feel like my talents are being wasted on non-meaning, irrelevant trivialities. I do feel good again. I can't wait to get to work each day!