Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Hdwillieg;2028787]Going to be staying near SNA for one day (no car) what is the best club to visit close by during the day (with a good chance of extras).

I am experienced in clubs just need to know the best one to hit. Will be cabbing it.[/QUOTE]If you are that determined to get out of the hotel, go onto Priceline and rent a car. You can get an econo class for about $22 per day, all in. The rental agencies car pick up / drop off is walking distance (across the driveway, from the terminal).

The Flamingo is the closest to SNA, but it's not "close" (about 15 mi one way). The cab fare is probably $40 one way (not including driver tip).

[QUOTE=Hdwillieg;2028787]Going to be staying near SNA for one day (no car) what is the best club to visit close by during the day (with a good chance of extras).

I am experienced in clubs just need to know the best one to hit. Will be cabbing it.[/QUOTE]The Ecstasy Theater is closest, but I haven't been in years and can't speak about extras. It's in Santa Ana. (SNA stands for Santa Ana).

The Flamingo is practically a brothel, but it's in Anaheim. Like the previous poster said about 15 miles. Not a cheap cab ride.

Your post did remind me of a time about 15 years ago when the area around SNA was HE Massage Parlor heaven. Practically lining the streets around the airport. Those were the days...

[QUOTE=Qeast;2029181]If you are that determined to get out of the hotel, go onto Priceline and rent a car. You can get an econo class for about $22 per day, all in. The rental agencies car pick up / drop off is walking distance (across the driveway, from the terminal).

The Flamingo is the closest to SNA, but it's not "close" (about 15 mi one way). The cab fare is probably $40 one way (not including driver tip).[/QUOTE]I second this suggestion. Forget the cabs. Rent a car and get where you need to go without cost anxiety. Damn, I really do know my way around SoCal but I don't know where the Santa Ana airport is. However, the area just east of Disneyland on Ball Road where Flamingo and Sahara are located is just a few miles from downtown Santa Ana.

Flamingo has deep flaws but most of the time a strip club monger will find something to really enjoy there. Still, I'd recommend renting a car. Hit the 57 Freeway which will take you to City of Industry in a half hour or less if you avoid the rush hours. Plenty of decent options for clubs around SoCal, but nothing really comparable to the concentration of ultra-extras clubs in the COI area. Paradise, Synn, Bliss, DejaVu, Spearmint Rhino, Monarchs clustered along Valley Blvd. And Gale Ave (check out the COI stripclub thread on this site).

Day shifts preferable to avoid the sharks who swim at night and the day girls tend to be more generous with their service. Like Flamingo, you'll need to be a patient hunter and stay behind the blind if you're selective, but you'll likely find at least a few pleasure givers to your specifications in any of these clubs.

However, it is special fun to interview the girls at Flamingo during the day since almost every one of them will apply the "Flamingo Handshake" rather constantly while you chat with them. Really even worth buying a "ladies drink" now and then to keep them by your side for extended mutual molestation. But be sure to specify that you want a $10 ladies drink or else they'll charge you $20. As a veteran, you know you're always free to say "no thanks". Too many guys feel pressure to buy drinks they don't want to buy and stay away from the fun. But plenty of fun to be had just saying "no" to most and yes to 1 or 2.

"SNA" is the FAA's and IATA's three character airport code for "John Wayne Airport". (example: Los Angeles International is "LAX".) It's a reference to Santa Ana being the county seat of Orange County, and the nearest, largest population center at the time when they were assigning the airport codes, back in the day. Once upon a time, it was Santa Ana Army Airfield. "Orange County Airport" changed it's name to "John Wayne" in 1979. Yup... I'm proud of the OC

Was itching to see these females show their goods, but sadly there was a limited amount of gold there. Pretty disappointed by what I saw. Anyone know where the girls with booty preside at?

[QUOTE=Mousenpen10;2041521]Was itching to see these females show their goods, but sadly there was a limited amount of gold there. Pretty disappointed by what I saw. Anyone know where the girls with booty preside at?[/QUOTE]What time were you there? I was in there around 11 pm last night. Maybe 3 girls that peaked my interest, but they were all busy. And one of them left for the night before I could talk to her. One of my faves was there last night (Sophia) killer body, and dances to some great music.

[QUOTE=OCMyke;2041801]What time were you there? I was in there around 11 pm last night. Maybe 3 girls that peaked my interest, but they were all busy. And one of them left for the night before I could talk to her. One of my faves was there last night (Sophia) killer body, and dances to some great music.[/QUOTE]A bit after midnight, don't like getting dancing personally but there to watch the girls on stage dance. I had this small Latina with pretty thick legs that caught my attention and also Beauty? Not sure if that was her name but she had glasses and was pretty busty. I am trying to remember Sophia, it sounds familiar however it does not click too well but there were some good dances.

This place has been a dump for a few years. Took my AMP money and hit this place at 8:00. What a good time. 4 girls. I stuck to the 3 for $40 specials. Lots of play if respectful. Finger deep 3 of 4 girls by song 2. Only tipped two dollars per song when girls on stage and still got backroom mileage. Of course I spent double of what FS would have been at AMP. Those 7 oz Cokes add up.

[QUOTE=OCMyke;2041801]What time were you there? I was in there around 11 pm last night. Maybe 3 girls that peaked my interest, but they were all busy. And one of them left for the night before I could talk to her. One of my faves was there last night (Sophia) killer body, and dances to some great music.[/QUOTE]You guys are talking about the one on Harbor right? Is their some sort of password that I have to use or is it just as soon as I get someone into the VIP room am I going to get FS? Sorry.

For this noob question I just want to know because I am going after work today and I really want more then just a dance and some sticky pants if you know what I mean.

[QUOTE=AsianDude47;2044815]You guys are talking about the one on Harbor right? Is their some sort of password that I have to use or is it just as soon as I get someone into the VIP room am I going to get FS? Sorry.

For this noob question I just want to know because I am going after work today and I really want more then just a dance and some sticky pants if you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]In north OC you go to Flamingo if you want more then just a dance and some sticky pants. More hookers than lookers but a few nice combo dishes available. Like most clubs it is dead between 5 or 6 until 9 PM.

This is a drive home special. Get in free before 6 Pm and two dollar dom bottle beer. Buy a bucket and hang out. Girls average but worth looking at. Lots of dance specials. Bikini with a little peek-a-boo. Go for cheap drinks not the dances.

[QUOTE=BeachDog;2045681]This is a drive home special. Get in free before 6 Pm and two dollar dom bottle beer. Buy a bucket and hang out. Girls average but worth looking at. Lots of dance specials. Bikini with a little peek-a-boo. Go for cheap drinks not the dances.[/QUOTE]Pitcher of beer $7 before 7 pm. $10 bikini dances before 7 with 3/$20 specials at least every hour daytime. Have had dances with at least a dozen dancers here. Only two didn't like me palming their tits inside their bikinis. Both black ho types. Others range from okay to expect it. Mileage has ranged from fk, feeding, fiv to ff, sstp, stickshift with my the out, rcg on my bare the, twice light BJ for a few seconds. YMMV depending on your game.

Stopped by late last night. The only open seats were at the stage, so I sat down with the intention of moving to the back as soon as there was an opening. After about 20 minutes a tall thin, perfectly shaped hottie comes by and sits on my lap. She wraps her arms around me asks me what nasty thing excites me the most. I reply that it's so nasty I don't want to tell her. She reached down and gave ma a squeeze and ask if it involves what's in her hand. I say no, it's lower than that. She reaches down and cups the boys and asks this? I say no, lower. She looks confused and asks, you like it up the ass? I say no, I want your tongue on my ass. Her face lights up and she says oh, I love that! I used to lick my boyfriend's ass all the time. Then she invites me to go to VIP. I asked her if she would do that in VIP, she agreed. I then told her, I think I only have 80 or 100 on me. She says VIPs a hundred, let's go.

We finally got in there after walking in front of the entire club population with a tent pitched in my shorts. I sit down and she motions for me to pull off my shorts. I ask if it's OK to do that here, as I can see people walking by through the sheer curtain. She assures me it's fine, so off they come. She strokes me a few times and reaches for a condom. Then she says turn around and bend over. I do and feel her hands spreading my ass cheeks, then I feel that special tickle I love so much. After a few minutes she has me turn around and proceeds with a CBJ, while stroking the sensitive area down below. It didn't take long to finish, although the CBJ was average.

Afterward she thanked me for being so clean and offered her phone number. Unfortunately she then went to wash her hands and never came back, but wow, what a dream.

[QUOTE=Whoopster;2048161]Afterward she thanked me for being so clean and offered her phone number. Unfortunately she then went to wash her hands and never came back, but wow, what a dream.[/QUOTE]Great report! Pitched a tent just reading it!

Please, does anyone have any names / schedule / locations of any hot strippers? Even outcall would work. And don't mention the tranny up at 007. I think that's the name, Katella just e / o beach. I miss the bikini bat in Garden Grove Anzvi with all Asians (although quality was so so). These coffee shops don't allow enough up close and personal time.