Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2242699]Yes, I wonder. It has caused a few of us some major concern. My own regarding this are gone. The question does she or doesn't she? She did take down her FB page too.

I have been wondering if it is real. Yet we should assume it is until told differently.

NormandyClown was the first to post about it.[/QUOTE]The above mentioned posts are in direct violation of this board's posting guidelines. Although, I would think if a provider were trying to let her clientele know something they should know it would be allowed, however, apparently not.

[QUOTE=NormandyClown;2242216][URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-young-blonde-24/17262056[/URL]

Anyone have any info on this one?[/QUOTE]Fake. Number is linked to a guy. Pictures are used in ads all over the nation. Uncle LEO or a bait and switch is my guess.

[BLUE]A long time ago Jackson developed the policy that in order to say somebody has any kind of STD there needs to be a link to a public record verifying the claim. When I checked the account that said this chick has HIV (NormandyClown) it was linked to 3 other accounts two of which were providers, Kenneth Wesson, Dayanira, and ShelbyXoxo. Initially the OP was in the fight thread of the Boston Massachusetts forum, I thought all of this shit was odd as fucking hell so according to Forum SOP I deleted them.

Jax requires a link to a public record because everytime somebody gets pissed at some chick, or another provider wants to fuck with her game the first thing they do is say they have AIDS. You guys would not believe how many posts like that I delete every day. Just because the user name is near her own doesn't mean that she actually controls it.

At the end of the day we had some chick get the kiss of death from a one time poster, that is linked to three other accounts, and the email address from "her" account was the same as the guys account saying she was sick. If some guy has an issue with a chick and he wants to put her on blast for having a skanky pussy or being a shitty provider that's one thing, but before you can say they have AIDS you need proof. That's not my rule, it's Jackson's and I agree with it because I see this accusation abused every day.

If anybody can furnish an internet available public record substantiating this claim, then by all means do so and I'll check the link and allow the post.

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[QUOTE=David1998;2242695]Post were deleted for everybody that said something about it not just the provider. She can't delete other people's post. That said there should've been some information about it posted. It's not cool to just post important information like that. If those that have seen her did not read those post they might continue to go on with other providers unaware.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;2242790]The above mentioned posts are in direct violation of this board's posting guidelines. Although, I would think if a provider were trying to let her clientele know something they should know it would be allowed, however, apparently not.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SophieClair;2242700]Moderators took them down for reasons that probably have to do with posting guilde lines or whatever. Even though it is something that probably should be posted up here just to keep everyone safe. I highly doubt any game is bring played.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2242699]Yes, I wonder. It has caused a few of us some major concern. My own regarding this are gone. The question does she or doesn't she? She did take down her FB page too.

I have been wondering if it is real. Yet we should assume it is until told differently.

NormandyClown was the first to post about it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;2243049][BLUE]A long time ago Jackson developed the policy that in order to say somebody has any kind of STD there needs to be a link to a public record verifying the claim. When I checked the account that said this chick has HIV (NormandyClown) it was linked to 3 other accounts two of which were providers, Kenneth Wesson, Dayanira, and ShelbyXoxo. Initially the OP was in the fight thread of the Boston Massachusetts forum, I thought all of this shit was odd as fucking hell so according to Forum SOP I deleted them.

Jax requires a link to a public record because everytime somebody gets pissed at some chick, or another provider wants to fuck with her game the first thing they do is say they have AIDS. You guys would not believe how many posts like that I delete every day. Just because the user name is near her own doesn't mean that she actually controls it.

At the end of the day we had some chick get the kiss of death from a one time poster, that is linked to three other accounts, and the email address from "her" account was the same as the guys account saying she was sick. If some guy has an issue with a chick and he wants to put her on blast for having a skanky pussy or being a shitty provider that's one thing, but before you can say they have AIDS you need proof. That's not my rule, it's Jackson's and I agree with it because I see this accusation abused every day.

If anybody can furnish an internet available public record substantiating this claim, then by all means do so and I'll check the link and allow the post.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]That is fine, but you also deleted a post from the provider from her account telling guys they need to get tested! So unless this sneaky devil has hacker her account it came from her.

[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;2243066]That is fine, but you also deleted a post from the provider from her account telling guys they need to get tested! So unless this sneaky devil has hacker her account it came from her.[/QUOTE][BLUE]That sneaky devil you mentioned has the same email address on his account as the account that's supposed to be "her's" and the email address I'm talking about is a [b]GUYS[/b] name.

Fallout with management maybe, something else douchey happening? The standard Jackson wants is clear, an internet available public record. That's the bosses rule, not mine. I agree this is an important thing, I'm open to any ideas to verify this.

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Actually I went to see Pagie at Serenity, I called and had an appointment, after I reached someone else (I forgot her name) showed in the room, I told her I had an appointment with Pagie, she said she left 30 mins ago, but I can give you a message. I was little mad (don't know if it was mis-communication or something) I told her to keep money and I left to Panacea. Adrianna was at the door (She is more beautiful than pics on ad) paid my door fee and asked for Tia.

Oh man her body is so fit, I never touched a girl before so fit, every thing about her body is so perfect. She is good for talking. 20 minutes back massage and I asked her can I give her massage (followed some tips given by Natalie in my last visit), she agreed for it after 20 minutes it was a flip. Her back message was ok, but flip was amazing. I wish I have more funds or that didn't happen at Serenity to tip her little more than what I tipped.

I like to try new one every time, if no new one is available at the time I will definitely see Tia again.

Well it's been a while. Have not heard anything on TLC.

So Tuesday night I gave it a shot. Stopped in at 10:30 PM. Was led to room to wait. In walked this, well let's just say "not my type" spoke terrible English with deep voice. Not really sure if she was or is a he. Asked to see the other girl and she said she was beighzy. Took me three time to figure out that meant "busy".

I asked if I could come back she said "no problem" I understood that fine.

Returned in 1/2 hour and car was gone so I stopped in. Mama smiled and took me back to the room.

In walk Kay. Or that is what she said. I hate when they look at you when you ask a question like they don't know what you are asking.

I asked for 1 hour, she said "no. Half" I said 1 hour, she said "no 1/2".

So I said what the heck.

She said 40. I had a 50 and said she can put the 10 toward her tip.

Anyway massage was actually not bad. But her breath was horrible.

Very hard deep pressure. I like that. Then the flip. She rubbed some more. Then slapped my legs and said " that's it!" Session over.

I got up and started to get dressed and said, there used to be extras here, she said, " what mean?

I said like Full service, she said " what that mean" (I told you I hate that).

So I said sucky sucky, and made other motions.

She said " oh you want? Why you not say so?

She said 60 for HJ I said to high no thanks.

I said you already have 10.

She said 40. I said ok.

Worse 40+10 I have ever spent.

Now I know why this has not been reviewed in a while.

I say now I will not return, but I said that a few years ago.

Need a new crew in kazoo.

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy;2263425]
Now I know why this has not been reviewed in a while.
I say now I will not return, but I said that a few years ago.[/QUOTE]I also stopped by tlc a few months back. Do not remember the girl's name but only thing available was 30 minutes. She also said that she was only working girl at the time as it was slow. Looks like things haven't changed. Doubt I will ever return there either-right.

[QUOTE=Ezridjr;2265082]I also stopped by tlc a few months back. Do not remember the girl's name but only thing available was 30 minutes. She also said that she was only working girl at the time as it was slow. Looks like things haven't changed. Doubt I will ever return there either-right.[/QUOTE]This seems to be their thing here with the current MMS. No 60 minutes. No table shower unless 60 minutes. No 60 minutes unless you're going for the full meal deal. And this is when they aren't busy.

It is not for me to sort it out. I only have to decide whether to visit.

Anyone been to TLC lately? Recent reports on TLC were pretty discouraging. Any updates on TLC talent or should I head to Battle Creek?

I am not sure if it is good that I have a different report than most lately, but I do. TLC is as good or better than I last remember. I noticed a couple of things. One, there was a clock on the wall, and I left within just a few minutes of a whole hour. Two, the masseuse was good at what she did and was safe in every aspect. Three, she actually acted like she cared about how I felt and that I enjoyed my time. It was like a good massage session by a professional therapist.

So what was her name? Kay.

She was a small petite and very pretty woman. I swear she looked like the one who I had seen the last time I was there which was a year ago (?). She acted friendly and happy the whole time. She smelled great and no, her breath did not smell bad. She was dressed very nicely and had soft sweet smelling skin.

I asked for an hour and was given an hour. No comments that only 30 minutes were allowed.

I was given a very thorough shower with a few minutes in the sauna. Then I was led back to my room where I was given a very good Swedish type massage on the backside, and a more sensual rub on the front. The rub turned into a much more mutual massage than I expected. Whether she was a good actress (she probably was) or really enjoyed it, I don't know. She convinced me either way. Details can be left in my memories, but let me say that it was one of the better times I have had at TLC or any AMP. Much more happened than I expected and I never asked for anything. I simply did as I was directed and enjoyed every minute knowing that I would leave relaxed and contented.

What I have learned over the years is to not ask for anything until asked, have the right attitude, let the girl direct and control the session, tip well for services rendered, and be respectful and not grabby. This makes the hour will go very satisfactorily. They can tell if you have been to an AMP. Asking and practically begging for/demanding something not only makes them nervous, it takes away from the whole hour of experience. Since I paid for an hour of relaxation and enjoyment, I relaxed and figured that whatever happened was going to be good, and it was. I simply had more fun than I expected.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2277138]I am not sure if it is good that I have a different report than most lately, but I do. TLC is as good or better than I last remember. I noticed a couple of things. One, there was a clock on the wall, and I left within just a few minutes of a whole hour. Two, the masseuse was good at what she did and was safe in every aspect. Three, she actually acted like she cared about how I felt and that I enjoyed my time. It was like a good massage session by a professional therapist.

So what was her name? Kay.

She was a small petite and very pretty woman. I swear she looked like the one who I had seen the last time I was there which was a year ago (?). She acted friendly and happy the whole time. She smelled great and no, her breath did not smell bad. She was dressed very nicely and had soft sweet smelling skin.

I asked for an hour and was given an hour. No comments that only 30 minutes were allowed.

I was given a very thorough shower with a few minutes in the sauna. Then I was led back to my room where I was given a very good Swedish type massage on the backside, and a more sensual rub on the front. The rub turned into a much more mutual massage than I expected. Whether she was a good actress (she probably was) or really enjoyed it, I don't know. She convinced me either way. Details can be left in my memories, but let me say that it was one of the better times I have had at TLC or any AMP. Much more happened than I expected and I never asked for anything. I simply did as I was directed and enjoyed every minute knowing that I would leave relaxed and contented.

What I have learned over the years is to not ask for anything until asked, have the right attitude, let the girl direct and control the session, tip well for services rendered, and be respectful and not grabby. This makes the hour will go very satisfactorily. They can tell if you have been to an AMP. Asking and practically begging for/demanding something not only makes them nervous, it takes away from the whole hour of experience. Since I paid for an hour of relaxation and enjoyment, I relaxed and figured that whatever happened was going to be good, and it was. I simply had more fun than I expected.[/QUOTE]Good to hear you had a good time. Must be me. I tried the don't ask thing and I got the"why you not say?

Again, glad you had a relaxing time. Hope the trend continues.

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy;2277498]Good to hear you had a good time. Must be me. I tried the don't ask thing and I got the"why you not say?

Again, glad you had a relaxing time. Hope the trend continues.[/QUOTE]I think there are more factors to having it all turn out okay. Sometimes it is simply how the girl feels too. Who knows. I have had some times a number of years ago that I asked and pushed and then was told we don't do anything else. It also helps when you pay for the hour to let it be seen that you have more money available. She saw how much I had so maybe that helped.

But yes, my experience turned out very well.

Based on a recent visit to TLC, my experience with Kay paralleled the report from Macatawa. I'm not sure what accounts for the very different experience reported by HuggableGuy?

Kay is great. Short but sweet. Great table shower. Suana was nice to relax for 5 minutes. Back massage ok. Flip was to fast. 40/50.

New talent not bad either. 40/40/.

Quick question. I have been to AMP but have always had to negotiate the tip before the service. Is the tip something you add to this? Because I have had some really bad service for what I paid. How do you get the service before the tip or am I misunderstanding? Any hints?

KzooMwmLooking, welcome to the boards. It all depends on the location / provider as well as your monegring skills. Most prefer to tip at their own discretion based on the quality of service but many providers push for the tip upfront. I do my best to discourage this as it is a real mood breaker, especially when they expect you to get up off the table to go for your wallet. Some prefer to leave the tip on the table from the start though this has not generally been my approach. We should all be ready to not tip and forego the services if the provider is insistent but that seldom works out as planned. Once you get to know a provided she may be a bit more flexible.

Treyy.

[QUOTE=KzooMwmLooking;2300356]Quick question. I have been to AMP but have always had to negotiate the tip before the service. Is the tip something you add to this? Because I have had some really bad service for what I paid. How do you get the service before the tip or am I misunderstanding? Any hints?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Treyy;2300689]KzooMwmLooking, welcome to the boards. It all depends on the location / provider as well as your monegring skills. Most prefer to tip at their own discretion based on the quality of service but many providers push for the tip upfront. I do my best to discourage this as it is a real mood breaker, especially when they expect you to get up off the table to go for your wallet. Some prefer to leave the tip on the table from the start though this has not generally been my approach. We should all be ready to not tip and forego the services if the provider is insistent but that seldom works out as planned. Once you get to know a provided she may be a bit more flexible.

Treyy.[/QUOTE]Try this out. If you pay the house money the girl will walk out of the room. Once she does this you put a great tip on the night stand next to the table / bed. Most of the time the girls will see but not touch it. They will provide all of the services that are covered under that tip amount. Once the services have been provided the (provider) will leave the room again, once they leave again if the service was less than stellar you can remove a small portion of the tip that was on the table.

Let me know how this approach works out for you.

What's currently the best place or person for real massage wth a happy ending in kzoo, bc, or AA? I'm driving through and have one night in kz / bc and one in aa. I haven't been in the area for a long time and am out of touch. Sprinkle / TLC is what I used to hit most often. Anything in BC better?

Thanks,

NT.

[QUOTE=NeverTell;2301743]What's currently the best place or person for real massage wth a happy ending in kzoo, bc, or AA? I'm driving through and have one night in kz / bc and one in aa. I haven't been in the area for a long time and am out of touch. Sprinkle / TLC is what I used to hit most often. Anything in BC better?

Thanks,

NT.[/QUOTE]The talent is constantly changing at most AMPs but, based on recent reviews and experience, I'd recommend Happy (Battle Creek) and TLC, in that order. Unless the talent has recently changed, I'd pass on Spring Accu (Battle Creek).

Post a review after your visit.

[QUOTE=Electronman;2302521]The talent is constantly changing at most AMPs but, based on recent reviews and experience, I'd recommend Happy (Battle Creek) and TLC, in that order. Unless the talent has recently changed, I'd pass on Spring Accu (Battle Creek).

Post a review after your visit.[/QUOTE]I would go with Spring in be / see. I had a much more expanded session that was uncompromising and had some extras thrown in for free.

[QUOTE=Uspilot76;2302677]I would go with Spring in be / see. I had a much more expanded session that was uncompromising and had some extras thrown in for free.[/QUOTE]How recently and who would you recommend?

To those that gave me tips, thank you. However, I got into kzoo late and ended up mongering in ann arbor instead. I'll add my report in that forum.

Again, thank you for giving me advice, I can't wait to get back to kzoo.

NT.

[QUOTE=Electronman;2303214]How recently and who would you recommend?[/QUOTE]I went about three months ago for the first time and I don't remember her name. But she was very good at doing somethings that are typically off of the menu and without me asking! Maybe she liked me, IDK.

I went Friday morning; was told to come back in 20 minutes. Asked if Kay was there and was told no. Asked if she'd be back and was told "no. She take long vacation. ".

[QUOTE=Alwazvice;2307934]I went Friday morning; was told to come back in 20 minutes. Asked if Kay was there and was told no. Asked if she'd be back and was told "no. She take long vacation. ".[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear of Kay's departure from TLC. Did you stay for a session at TLC? Any updates on the alternative talent?

[QUOTE=Alwazvice;2307934]I went Friday morning; was told to come back in 20 minutes. Asked if Kay was there and was told no. Asked if she'd be back and was told "no. She take long vacation. ".[/QUOTE]"Take long vacation" Sounds scary.

[QUOTE=SophieClair;2309402]"Take long vacation" Sounds scary.[/QUOTE]Typical with TLC. Not scary though. .

Made an afternoon stop at TLC last week. I asked for Kay but, like others have reported, was told that she was on vacation. I'm assuming this is code for "she no longer works here. " Kay was fun- hopefully she is working at another spa in Michigan?

Anyhow, I drew Lily, a middle aged woman who was well endowed but a bit thick for my tastes. The massage was decent and I left relaxed. I prefer spinners so I probably would not repeat.

The session did feature an interesting experience, a radio tuned to a Christian station. I'm not especially religious but it was somewhat ironic to be hearing Bible passages while getting a massage-- didn't kill the mood for me but it might for some. All those passages about "xxx knew yyy and begat zzz" are pretty sexy!

[QUOTE=Sxlmnd;2315809]Typical with TLC. Not scary though. .[/QUOTE]Wasn't sure that was code for "fled the country" or anything. .

[QUOTE=SophieClair;2329354]Wasn't sure that was code for "fled the country" or anything. .[/QUOTE]Interested in knowing if they have any hotties? Seems like they never do. Love the table shower. The place is always so clean too.

[QUOTE=ExcitedMd;2347057]Interested in knowing if they have any hotties? Seems like they never do. Love the table shower. The place is always so clean too.[/QUOTE]The personnel changes frequently and unpredictably and many AMPs. I've encountered more consistently attractive talent at Happy (Battle Creek) than at either TLC (Kzoo) or Spring (Battle Creek). Others may have different experiences based on who was working when they made a visit. Write a report about your visit.

I think it's more code for "she moved on and won't be back. " It's been the same phrase for 30 years in my experience.

[QUOTE=SophieClair;2329354]Wasn't sure that was code for "fled the country" or anything. .[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen Mia or the other young lady you you? You provide the HE my buddy tells me. Lots of teasing. Cheap.

So, I went in there because I needed a massage. That place REEKED of the most godawful smells. The lady that greeted me said she was Mia; and it was a 50 minute wait. I was slightly scared LOL I'm always scared of women with tattooed eyebrows and lipstick; they look freaky in all the wrong ways. But, that's just me.

I did not go back after 50 minutes.

[QUOTE=ExcitedMd;2355740]Has anyone seen Mia or the other young lady you you? You provide the HE my buddy tells me. Lots of teasing. Cheap.[/QUOTE]

I had a need for a massage (see note about MassageWorks) and decided to try TLC.

3 vehicles in the lot. Asked mamasan (new. Anyone know what happened to chubby cheerful mamasan?) if they had young, tiny girl. She said yes, come back in 30 minutes. I didn't have 30 minutes to kick around, so I had to pass.

Anyone have feedback on the who is there now? Hoping at least one of the three might read this board.

[QUOTE=Alwazvice;2359182]I had a need for a massage (see note about MassageWorks) and decided to try TLC.

3 vehicles in the lot. Asked mamasan (new. Anyone know what happened to chubby cheerful mamasan?) if they had young, tiny girl. She said yes, come back in 30 minutes. I didn't have 30 minutes to kick around, so I had to pass.

Anyone have feedback on the who is there now? Hoping at least one of the three might read this board.[/QUOTE]"TLC on Srinkle.

My buddy walked in asked for new girl. Momasan had him wait in room. In walks a petite Asian 40's Mimi. Very nice, excellent massage. FS 3 positions. He wore her out. HJ at the end. Small Breasts enough of a hand full. Nice ass. Very Very nice time. Even the table shower he loved. Suana was awesome too. 60 hour 80 tip. She wanted 100. ".

Ok. My buddy went today. New asian lady named Linda. Big boobs he said. Great table shower massage. Hot sauna. Great massage in room. Then he only had 90. She gave.

Him a BBBJCIM. She didn't do FS wanted more. He was like. I paid you. She said sorry. She wanted 140. Not worth it. She was to old.

For those who are fans of Kay, rumor has it that she will be returning to TLC in late February.

I recently saw a new CMT in the Kzoo area and was quite impressed with her therapeutic skills. We hit it off and it seemed that more might be available (perhaps just wishful thinking) but then I learned that we shared some professional contacts and was reluctant to ask for / suggest additional services. If anyone is interested in testing the waters I'd be happy to share her contact info in PMs. Worst case, you will get a great therapeutic massage from a skilled and attractive CMT.

Cheers,

Treyy.