Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]So ... a new game in town - has everyone seen it yet? Or maybe an old game in a new spot. A spot that has me scratching my head for sure, right in the middle of the south side, but we'll see how it goes.

You'd think they'd learn from the Hawaii or L.A. local area product placement philosophy ... location, location, location!!! While those local officials haven't left them alone entirely, it appears in the end that the good people of Portland and Potterville, or whatever the exact municipality is, have allowed our favorite AMPtresses a permanent home in what is, in each case, basically the middle of "nowhere." We'll see what holds here, which is definitely a "somewhere."

Thanks to our favorite birdcage liner for the nifty ad spot right next to the Izzo story jump. Not many folks gonna miss it there! ;)

(hope I'm not too vague or obtuse for anyone, but it was a lot more fun this way)[/QUOTE]
I have absolutely no idea what you are referring to. Is there a new spot for dreams to come true?

I dunno ... does it have a better chance of survival if we are coy about where and what it is? Forgive me if I'm being stupid, but after what happened last time ... Ian, you can PM me if you want

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]I dunno ... does it have a better chance of survival if we are coy about where and what it is? Forgive me if I'm being stupid, but after what happened last time ... Ian, you can PM me if you want[/QUOTE]Ian, as the person who stupidly posted a picture of the location which may or may not have made it easier for others to pursue their actions to enforce, I'm with Twisted on this one, and think obfuscation is definitely the more prurient choice. And yes, I do love to use big words when I can!

Anyone TOFTT with the new place yet? Losing the battle to monger temptation and will probably try it in a few days.

I would guess you are tiring of the same old pussy. There is nothing like new, fresh fu(kable (unts, IMHO. Well, I speak for myself on this. Maybe it is temptation or the thrill of the hunt or plain ole new pie. Either way you have remained very helpful to the board (TY) and are to be admired for you uni-pussy.

I knew you could only hold out so long, TB. Be safe and good hunting. MW

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]Anyone TOFTT with the new place yet? Losing the battle to monger temptation and will probably try it in a few days.[/QUOTE]

Not yet; though I did drive by the other day and it has all the nondescript outward appearances of having possibilities; whatever that means.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]Anyone TOFTT with the new place yet? Losing the battle to monger temptation and will probably try it in a few days.[/QUOTE]

I pulled in the parking lot to check it out, I planed on going in. I said fuck it and went to the islands and saw Sandy again. Had a great time as always with her..

[QUOTE=Member #4025]Not yet; though I did drive by the other day and it has all the nondescript outward appearances of having possibilities; whatever that means.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Msuhoops]I pulled in the parking lot to check it out, I planed on going in. I said fuck it and went to the islands and saw Sandy again. Had a great time as always with her..[/QUOTE]You should Pull In to my parking lot and forget all about Sandy and let me show you some Spartan love. LOL

Hey, we've seen your ads and gotten your PMs, and you've been well reviewed. Methinks you're going to get into overkill territory with something like this. Not trying to flame, just suggesting moderation ... k? :)

[QUOTE=Aryanna]You should Pull In to my parking lot and forget all about Sandy and let me show you some Spartan love. LOL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]Hey, we've seen your ads and gotten your PMs, and you've been well reviewed. Methinks you're going to get into overkill territory with something like this. Not trying to flame, just suggesting moderation ... k? :)[/QUOTE]LOL, I'm just teasing a lil bit.

I thought it was funny sorry.

I like oriental, so I tried the new restraint in town the other day. Odd location,

If your out of towner you won't mind, Locals won't dig it. Only one waitress working. The menu was limited, the deep fryer was broken, and the staff pretend to speak English. Probably won't last, the economy just won't support it and I'm sure the health department will be keeping an eye on them. I drooped $12.00 enjoyed what I had, don't know If I'm going back any time soon. No specials posted, don't bother asking, just the slandered fair.

No biggie ... like I said, wasn't trying to flame or offend

[QUOTE=Aryanna]LOL, I'm just teasing a lil bit.

I thought it was funny sorry.[/QUOTE]

Haha ... THAT was pretty clever, I guess. I just tried it too and, given an earlier exchange and what seems to be prevailing wisdom, wouldn't have even said that. But yeah, clever and mostly accurate.

However, if you'd like my FULL review of the place - and are a friend, senior, or otherwise trusted - please PM me.


[QUOTE=Billbar1]I like oriental, so I tried the new restraint in town the other day. Odd location,

If your out of towner you won't mind, Locals won't dig it. Only one waitress working. The menu was limited, the deep fryer was broken, and the staff pretend to speak English. Probably won't last, the economy just won't support it and I'm sure the health department will be keeping an eye on them. I drooped $12.00 enjoyed what I had, don't know If I'm going back any time soon. No specials posted, don't bother asking, just the slandered fair.[/QUOTE]

Got the itch after my experience with the pick up (see general reports) and headed to Lansing Accupressure again for the 2nd time this week.

Was hoping that a repeat visit to "Amy" would yield a more enjoyable experience, with her efforts contributing to increased enjoyability. Alas, it was pretty much the same as time before. I've PM'd some of you about that time before and can reply to more if anyone's interested.

I'd still kinda recommend. She's good at what she does, for what that's worth.

[url]http://lansing.craigslist.org/thp/1835362853.html[/url]

Check out the subject line ... LOL ... maybe I should go back after all!

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother][url]http://lansing.craigslist.org/thp/1835362853.html[/url]

Check out the subject line ... LOL ... maybe I should go back after all![/QUOTE]
Hells yeah.

Since there haven't been any opportunities (at least for me) I decided to check out the MP's. Normally I don't go to an AMP however after reading some reports and signing up for the $19.99 Erotic MP site I am looking forward to a visit at the Islands. I was also checking out Happy Spa in BC since they seem to have thinner women which I prefer.

Erotic MP is ok at the price and pretty much is the same reviews as the board. I didn't know Warren Ohio has the best AMP in the country.

[QUOTE=Studly77]Since there haven't been any opportunities (at least for me) I decided to check out the MP's. Normally I don't go to an AMP however after reading some reports and signing up for the $19.99 Erotic MP site I am looking forward to a visit at the Islands. I was also checking out Happy Spa in BC since they seem to have thinner women which I prefer.

Erotic MP is ok at the price and pretty much is the same reviews as the board. I didn't know Warren Ohio has the best AMP in the country.[/QUOTE]That number 1 rated spa has been mysteriously closed since last Friday. We also lost the Queen of Amp Heaven Lisa of Four Seasons. Rumor has it she might land in Michigan.

Happy Mongering

[QUOTE=Book Man]That number 1 rated spa has been mysteriously closed since last Friday. We also lost the Queen of Amp Heaven Lisa of Four Seasons. Rumor has it she might land in Michigan.

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the info. I never had any luck at the AMP's but based on reviews I am hoping that will change. I hate dishing out mega bucks just to find out a HJ is the best they can do. My only hesitation is telling them that I haven't been there before. I could lie but I hate to lie as karma brings me bad luck. All budgets are different but to me 1.8 is a ton of money.

Well, Hawaii and L.A. are usually good for full meal deals. So is Lucky in Jackson and others down that way. Can't say for sure about thin girls, but ...

[QUOTE=Studly77]Thanks for the info. I never had any luck at the AMP's but based on reviews I am hoping that will change. I hate dishing out mega bucks just to find out a HJ is the best they can do. My only hesitation is telling them that I haven't been there before. I could lie but I hate to lie as karma brings me bad luck. All budgets are different but to me 1.8 is a ton of money.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone been to LA spa recently?

I have not been there in a couple years.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]Well, Hawaii and L.A. are usually good for full meal deals. So is Lucky in Jackson and others down that way. Can't say for sure about thin girls, but ...[/QUOTE]Always remember, those that don't know how to order the full meal will leave hungry.

Just because a Spa serves a full meal to travelers, that is no guarantee that a full meal will be given.

One thing I learned. Every place I have been to will serve a full meal, but from experience, I know that asking in the wrong way will be a guarantee that you will receive a snack at best.

I just visited the Islands, and unknown to me, got a date with a new girl. She said I was her first one.

She's nice, looks to be older, maybe thirties. Never was good at determining a woman's age.

She gave a really nice table shower, and a wonderful massage.

Paid 1.75 to get a full meal, and it was a delite. She has a petite body, yummy breasts, and soft skin.

But I accidently made her cry. I have a problem, finishing. Sometimes there is no fireworks. Mental problem I am working on. But this scared her into thinking I was LEO.

I had to calm her down, letting her know that it was all okay, that I wasn't who she thought I was. So if you see her, be nice to her gentlemen. This seems to be all new to her.

Hit the islands today, got PAM. Older, fake, hard tits. 40 for a massage that lasted 15 min. It was good. 110 for bj and full service. Asked me if I wanted a condom on. I said yes! Offered bbbjcim. I said no. She is from Kentucky and only here for a few weeks. Sandy is gone she said. Mama is gone too.

[QUOTE=Msuhoops]Hit the islands today, got PAM. Older, fake, hard tits. 40 for a massage that lasted 15 min. It was good. 110 for bj and full service. Asked me if I wanted a condom on. I said yes! Offered bbbjcim. I said no. She is from Kentucky and only here for a few weeks. Sandy is gone she said. Mama is gone too.[/QUOTE]I'll miss Sandy. Hopefully she's gone on to happier things.

Sandy is just on vacation until the end of the month.

Not gone for good. She'll be back!

Wow, I missed this before ... an AMP girl crying because a guy can't finish. Wow. I have problems finishing sometimes, too. That's intense. Sounds like she's a sweetheart, though? Was it pretty GFE, too?

[QUOTE=Freddie1331]I just visited the Islands, and unknown to me, got a date with a new girl. She said I was her first one.

She's nice, looks to be older, maybe thirties. Never was good at determining a woman's age.

She gave a really nice table shower, and a wonderful massage.

Paid 1.75 to get a full meal, and it was a delite. She has a petite body, yummy breasts, and soft skin.

But I accidently made her cry. I have a problem, finishing. Sometimes there is no fireworks. Mental problem I am working on. But this scared her into thinking I was LEO.

I had to calm her down, letting her know that it was all okay, that I wasn't who she thought I was. So if you see her, be nice to her gentlemen. This seems to be all new to her.[/QUOTE]

Anybody been to LA lately, it has been dead when I drive by, thinking about stoping in again. The islands seems to always have people there. I wonder if it is due to the price being more at LA?

I will give a review since nobody helped me.

Went to LA, I will stay with the islands for sure after this visit, girl was kinda cute(Jenny), they want way to much. I gave 140 for full, never give that much at the islands. She was a starfish most of the time too. It was just blah, I will stick with the islands or escorts. Massage sucked too.

Hmmm ... bummer on that. Thanks for TOFTT. I was hoping to get over on the weekend, but may not now. Was the same mamasan still there?

[QUOTE=Msuhoops]I will give a review since nobody helped me.

Went to LA, I will stay with the islands for sure after this visit, girl was kinda cute(Jenny), they want way to much. I gave 140 for full, never give that much at the islands. She was a starfish most of the time too. It was just blah, I will stick with the islands or escorts. Massage sucked too.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]Wow, I missed this before ... an AMP girl crying because a guy can't finish. Wow. I have problems finishing sometimes, too. That's intense. Sounds like she's a sweetheart, though? Was it pretty GFE, too?[/QUOTE]GFE: Not really, to be honest. When I stopped the meal, and tried to explain that I enjoyed her company, that's when she started to cry.

She does seem to be a sweetheart. So I think she'll be good for GFE in the future though.

I have mixed feelings about Sandy just going on vacation.

She's a wonderful woman, and I enjoy seeing her. She gives me all the loving a man could want.

But I want her to get out of the business and find happiness. To get out, on her own terms. I certainly don't want her to end up like a certain Goth Queen.

Before I found this site, I saw her once. She is nothing like the pictures. And I waited for almost an hour after she told me to be there. If I'd known what I was waiting for, I wouldn't have.

re: Sandy
I got to know her fairly well a few years ago ... or at least it seemed fairly well ... and yeah, she seemed like she had a combination of educational background here in the states and other life experiences, beyond the norm or an "AMP girl," that would imply a chance to do a lot of other things. One would think she could leave if she really wanted.

re: Goth queen
If you're talking about Morganna, how long ago was your experience? You can see several recent reviews are pretty good.


[QUOTE=Freddie1331]GFE: Not really, to be honest. When I stopped the meal, and tried to explain that I enjoyed her company, that's when she started to cry.

She does seem to be a sweetheart. So I think she'll be good for GFE in the future though.

I have mixed feelings about Sandy just going on vacation.

She's a wonderful woman, and I enjoy seeing her. She gives me all the loving a man could want.

But I want her to get out of the business and find happiness. To get out, on her own terms. I certainly don't want her to end up like a certain Goth Queen.

Before I found this site, I saw her once. She is nothing like the pictures. And I waited for almost an hour after she told me to be there. If I'd known what I was waiting for, I wouldn't have.[/QUOTE]

A couple years ago, honestly. If she's gotten better, than good for her, and all the best. But I think I'll stick to the islands. Rarely have I been disappointed there.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]re: Sandy,

I got to know her fairly well a few years ago ... or at least it seemed fairly well ... and yeah, she seemed like she had a combination of educational background here in the states and other life experiences, beyond the norm or an "AMP girl," that would imply a chance to do a lot of other things. One would think she could leave if she really wanted.

re: Goth queen

If you're talking about Morganna, how long ago was your experience? You can see several recent reviews are pretty good.[/QUOTE]

I flew over to Hawaii a few week ago and had failed to report until now (sorry).

Went fairly late, close to midnight, and one monger was leaving the lot. As others have said, a different mamasan. She asked if I'd been there before and I said I had and rattled off a few names, giving her the 1 hr donation.

Few min. later gal walks in I'd never seen before. I don't THINK she was either of the gals mentioned in recent reviews, but not sure. Her English seemed very limited and when I asked if she was Pam, she shook her head. I had to ask her name a few times and she finally said something that sounded like "Kah-nee" (if memory serves).

Physically, she was short and slender, with (I think) store-bought Cee's and very dark, kinda leathery skin. Probably at least 30s or maybe 40s. Medium long, straight black hair with bangs to her eyes. Possibly the darkest skin I've ever seen on a woman at an AMP ... seemed more ... Hawaiian? Ironically enough?

Anyway, she was friendly and flirtatious from the start, in a quiet way. TS was ok. Quickly, quietly gave her 1.2 when I got back to room. Didn't really get a massage, though she did some "afterwards." But she did give me kind of a dry slip and slide. Everything covered. A little LFK, but she wasn't really into it.

Overall, I'd give a modest recommendation, but I think at this point, if I were any of you, I'd just try whoever you get since right now there isn't really someone who's getting multiple good reviews, plus there's turnover with vacations, etc.

I got bored and went to the island today. This being my second trip in the last month. The first time I got a VERY dark skinned older woman with hard, fake boobs. The ts was decent, massage was ok, some dfk but nothing inspired. Overall that visit got the job done, but left me wanting more.

I went today and got someone else. Total GFE, she was wonderful. I will for sure go back to see her again. Great body, great attitude, pretty and petite, and amazing skills. Definitely worth the cost. I just wish she did takeout LOL.

[QUOTE=Mr Cruise]I got bored and went to the island today. This being my second trip in the last month. The first time I got a VERY dark skinned older woman with hard, fake boobs. The ts was decent, massage was ok, some dfk but nothing inspired. Overall that visit got the job done, but left me wanting more.

I went today and got someone else. Total GFE, she was wonderful. I will for sure go back to see her again. Great body, great attitude, pretty and petite, and amazing skills. Definitely worth the cost. I just wish she did takeout LOL.[/QUOTE]What was her name?

Sandy. I was just really impressed with the way she approached things. And when I left, it was with a positive vibe and a desire to make sure to see her again. Definitely think anyone looking for a great massage (I'm 6'4 and 250lbs and she managed to crack my back, felt great) and a pleasant, GFE style trip to the AMP go to the island and ask for Sandy.

Just an FYI (in case you're new to the board and haven't read much yet) ... Sandy is a long, long-time veteran of Hawaii and often reviewed here. She recently returned from a long vacation. As you found, she "can" be a very nice GFE (not always, but more often than not). Glad you had a good time.

[QUOTE=Mr Cruise]Sandy. I was just really impressed with the way she approached things. And when I left, it was with a positive vibe and a desire to make sure to see her again. Definitely think anyone looking for a great massage (I'm 6'4 and 250lbs and she managed to crack my back, felt great) and a pleasant, GFE style trip to the AMP go to the island and ask for Sandy.[/QUOTE]

Check out their new ad on BP.

[url]http://lansing.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/join-us-for-experience-of-asian-thrill-great-service-great-value-happy-customer-24/5040774[/url]

Note they've extended their hours to midnight (used to be 10), are now offering table shower and, obviously, are using stock model photos to promote their girls. If you remember reviews from myself and others during the summer, there was ONE older gal who did not dress provocatively at all, plus there was a warning sign when you walked in that no funny stuff would be tolerated. That said, what the one gal did offer. The good ol' HR. Was done well and she allowed considerable roaming.

So has this place really stepped up its game? Will they back up the assumptions created by the ad? Will they get pinched for whatever they're doing, or allowed the freedom that L. A. And Hawaii have enjoyed on the outskirts of town? Who's ready to TOFTT? I'll consider it, but I'm *trying* to stay retired, so hoping one of you guys will give them a whirl.

I saw their ad now says table shower is available. When I got to the room I pulled out my money and asked how much, the mamasan said she can't take any money and the girl would take the money. The mamasan (Korean woman, late 40's) took me to the shower room and there was no table. I said I was hoping for a table shower and she said "no, we don't have that", I said that I saw it in their ad and even saw the picture of the table shower in the Craigslist ad, she said she didn't know that was in the ad, yea right thats bullshit. Anyway, mamasan gave the stand up shower but was careful to not touch my dick.

When we got back to the room the other girl was still busy with previous customer so mamasan started running her nails up and down my back while telling me that she's not getting paid for this (I think she was fishing for a tip. When massage girl came in the room mamasan left and she began with a hard dry massage which was pretty good. After about 10 mins she had me turn over and said you didn't pay the house fee yet or my tip and handed me my pants. This was when I saw that she was Hispanic and not Asian. I pulled out $ and she said for that much she could do 1/2 hr and take off her clothes but it would still be a HJ. And for that much she could do 1 hr and a HJ with her clothes on. So I said 1/2 hr would be good.

She left with the money and stripped when she returned. She climbed on the table and did a pretty good HJ but I wasn't into it and I took forever. At one point she tried to stick her finger up my ass and I lost my hardon completely. She was a real hard worker and tried several times until her arms gave out and she had to rest, for a few minutes she tried to get me off with a BJ but I was pretty much numb by then and wasn't feeling anything. But she kept trying HJ and I did eventually finish. She worked on me for over an hr so I gave her an extra .2 for a total of $.2.

I didn't get her name but she was 30s-40s Hispanic with big tits, I prefer skinny little Asian women with little titties. Age isn't a big issue with me as I'm almost 60 yrs old and I think a woman who takes care of herself and has the right attitude can still be hot in her 40s to 50s (?)