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[QUOTE=Jalan49;5829010]Where is Warm located?[/QUOTE]Hopefully someone will confirm or correct me if I am wrong, but I believe it's located at 254 Tower Drive in Middletown. It should be on the side (left as pulling in) not to be confused with Salon & Spa in the front. I've been in the lot but not the spa, may have to give it a visit too.
[QUOTE=TheBeefSupreme;5829608]The place on 9 W in the town of New Windsor in the same lot as the ortho office, went by there a few times. Stopped by 2 days ago and there was a "Condemned by the town of new Windsor for unsafe conditions" type sign on the door and the place was closed. The date on the notice was that same day.[/QUOTE]Well that was gone in record time. I went once, wasn't great. Tried two times later, each time walking out after seeing how ugly the attendants were. I'm more about quality vs quantity at this stage in my life.
My old reliable Spring was closed but their was another one in the same Plazza. Ying Ying I think. Anyone been their yet. ?
[QUOTE=Dingus1089;5849714]My old reliable Spring was closed but their was another one in the same Plazza. Ying Ying I think. Anyone been their yet. ?[/QUOTE]Not yet, but if you take the plunge, please post a review or DM me. I'm most interested in knowing if they are pretty and on the younger side. No fat 45-55 year olds with mileage.
This place isn't in squaresville! Your boy Lenny Mars went to Cosmos and it was out of this world. LOL, just kidding guys. Not out of this world service, but standard AMP which is nice cause sometimes I don't care for the full menu. TS available and a pretty good massage. ST and flip. Damage .6/.4 Recommended.
[QUOTE=LennyMars;5851805]This place isn't in squaresville! Your boy Lenny Mars went to Cosmos and it was out of this world. LOL, just kidding guys. Not out of this world service, but standard AMP which is nice cause sometimes I don't care for the full menu. TS available and a pretty good massage. ST and flip. Damage .6/.4 Recommended.[/QUOTE]What is cosmos?
[QUOTE=Zmac1;5853034]What is cosmos?[/QUOTE]Billions and billions. Cosmos is an [URL=https://cosmosbodycarespa.com]AMP[/URL] way the fuck out near Middletown. In a little town called [URL=https://www.google.com/maps/place/Circleville,+NY+10919/@41.5142586,-74.4009979,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89dcd28b43aacadd:0x120467207b5544e4!8m2!3d41.5142604!4d-74.3834883]CIRCLEVILLE, NY[/URL]. Thus, the joke about not being is Squaresville.
Now, I'm from the east side of the River. So if I'm going to go out that far, I figure Monticello's right there anyway. So I might as well get [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15636-Escort-Reports&p=5793745&viewfull=1#post5793745]GHOSTED BY NIC[/URL] or the 2 new questionable newbies, [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15636-Escort-Reports&p=5851842&viewfull=1#post5851842]EMMA & JANELLE[/URL]. This last paragraph was said tongue-in-check, and references posts in the Escorts thread.
[QUOTE=LennyMars;5851805]This place isn't in squaresville! Your boy Lenny Mars went to Cosmos and it was out of this world. LOL, just kidding guys. Not out of this world service, but standard AMP which is nice cause sometimes I don't care for the full menu. TS available and a pretty good massage. ST and flip. Damage .6/.4 Recommended.[/QUOTE]What did the girl look like and how old?
[QUOTE=Dingus1089;5849714]My old reliable Spring was closed but their was another one in the same Plazza. Ying Ying I think. Anyone been their yet. ?[/QUOTE]Same phone number as spring. Brand new inside. Very nice. Girl 22 ish. Nice massage. Full utc roaming for the HE.
[QUOTE=ScottMcNealy;5857862]Same phone number as spring. Brand new inside. Very nice. Girl 22 ish. Nice massage. Full utc roaming for the HE.[/QUOTE]Do you think FS is offered. At spring that was on the menu.
[QUOTE=Dingus1089;5859341]Do you think FS is offered. At spring that was on the menu.[/QUOTE]I went here two days ago-Yin Yang. Will post review separately.
Gave it a shot. Was hoping for something better. Inside is new and clean. Skipped TS as I just showered and wanted more massage. Two girls, one older and then a younger one, 20's, had a bit of chub or thickness, not terrible and face was cute. Her name was Ana, Chinese. Massage was not good at all. Lots of picking and prodding with the fingers, lose times the same spot for minutes on end. I had to give her guidance during the massage to make it somewhat pleasurable. No play before flip. On flip went strait to HE immediately. Allowed some OTC and little UTC roaming. Once finished, Cleaned me up, immediately said we're done. Don't expect more than an HE here.
Strange thing. Front door is completely unlocked for anyone to just walk right in, like I did. When I walked in, it took a couple minutes till anyone came out. Then I'm told they're both currently busy with customers. I actually waited, about 20 minutes in a room. I mentioned they should at least lock the front, but either they didn't understand me or just didn't think they needed to. I probably will not return unless I hear things get better.
845-476-2226.
Drove down from my usual Albany haunts because I was tired of middle aged Asian. Managed to get into Euro and see a girl they said was brand new. Not sure if that was sell up or true, but she was an early 20's thin Russian with waist length blonde hair, very small chest, nice butt for a spinner type, and moderate English (not good at understanding euphemisms).
Session was a nice back rub with good tease, not a lot of massage but I was there for extras anyway. Prices were normal 100 for house plus 200 for the girl. No BJ before the main event but very enjoyable overall.
Where is this place?
[QUOTE=Altenayter;5877878]Drove down from my usual Albany haunts because I was tired of middle aged Asian. Managed to get into Euro and see a girl they said was brand new. Not sure if that was sell up or true, but she was an early 20's thin Russian with waist length blonde hair, very small chest, nice butt for a spinner type, and moderate English (not good at understanding euphemisms).
Session was a nice back rub with good tease, not a lot of massage but I was there for extras anyway. Prices were normal 100 for house plus 200 for the girl. No BJ before the main event but very enjoyable overall.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HudsonVlyMastr;5882210]Where is this place?[/QUOTE]Goshen. You can find it on rubmaps. Phone on rubmaps is accurate, phone on the big search engines is out of date.
Anyone know which massage provider in the area has the biggest tits? Would greatly appreciate it.
[QUOTE=GivingCollisio;5932380]Anyone know which massage provider in the area has the biggest tits? Would greatly appreciate it.[/QUOTE]The key phrase I took away from your question was "in the area".
In my opinion: Jessica at SN Therapy, has the largest titties, in our area. Of massage providers. I submit [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7184-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5932020&viewfull=1#post5932020]THIS POST[/URL] as merely one piece of evidence.
The two times I've had Jessica were fantastic. She does this combo thing (or, at least, she did with me) wherein she alternates between Russian (with light amount of baby oil) to BBBJ, back to Russian, etc. After a few minutes of this, she'll slip the cover on and you're off to the Races with the Main Events. Why am I telling you this? Because I found myself thinking (to myself): "Her titties are so perfect, her face is gorgeous. I could just spend the whole hour like this. " I. E. Main Events not necessarily necessary.
Also, they're gorgeous. No flabbiness, overhanging, misshapen-ness. Like a Marvel illustrator drew them. They look like American titties on an Asian woman.
I've been to Spa Paradise 3 times and went with Lulu because there's 3 reports on rubmaps for Lulu. All 3 times didn't get the happy ending. Not sure what I'm doing wrong? Should I take off my underwear and lay naked?
Has anyone been to Spa Paradise in Middletown? On rubmaps there are 3 reports saying lulu was their provider and gave happy ending. I went 3 times to her and no happy ending. I did not take off my underwear, should I next time?
[QUOTE=HudsonValley12;5959567]Has anyone been to Spa Paradise in Middletown? On rubmaps there are 3 reports saying lulu was their provider and gave happy ending. I went 3 times to her and no happy ending. I did not take off my underwear, should I next time?[/QUOTE]Yes. That is, arguably, the Number One thing. Instead of chastising you for being newbish, I will instead admit publicly: same thing happened to me, long ago, my first time. Fortunately, I had a super-awesome first-time AMP provider (Mahopac venue) who I STILL go to see on a regular basis (best HE in the Hudson Valley, in my opinion. I've nicknamed her "The Queen Of The 1,000 Techniques".
I'll summarize my first time experience: scheduled appt at a venue I was POSITIVE gave HEs, laid down on table with my underwear still on, received a top-notch first-class massage, as we neared the 45/50 minute mark I grew worried. At 1 hour, she said (essentially) "Times up, you feel good?" I said I felt great, but strongly implied I could have felt better, and expressed my confusion in as vanilla way as possible. She said, with broken / not good English, essentially: "If I understand you correctly, if you want THAT kind of massage. You MUST begin the Session completely naked. No underwear. Otherwise I won't know how to proceed".
Since it was my first time, and my "thermometer" was red-lining, I asked: "Can I buy an extra half hour, right now?" To which she said: "Normally, yes. But I have other customer waiting. Come back tomorrow, or soon, and we'll do it right. " Needless to say, the 2nd time was my true 1st time. And it was so great to have a woman like her, who totally read my mind and had my number. She was giggling the whole time as if to imply: "You silly, stupid Newb. NO UNDERWEAR". So, I was lucky.
Your debriefing concludes. Lose the briefs.
Was taken to one room then moved to another and wait a few minutes. After giving the house fee a cute in shape young-ish Asian came. Some back and forth on what I wanted and pricing. Straight to business no massage provided before or after. CBJ with UTC.
Update: I went again, got fully undressed and laid on the table. Lulu didn't say anything and gave me a massage, she massaged my ass but that's all.
[QUOTE=HudsonValley12;5966594]Update: I went again, got fully undressed and laid on the table. Lulu didn't say anything and gave me a massage, she massaged my ass but that's all.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure how to advise you. If you're removing your underwear, and you are at an AMP that you KNOW offers HEs: then, willfully or not, you're doing something wrong. Maybe you're morbidly obese? Or have bad hygiene? I'll assume not, and that she simply has determined that you give off a "cop" vibe. Because of your behavioral history. (2 sessions with underwear, 1 suddenly without).
I suggest you forget about Spa Paradise for a while. To remove the "you smell like a cop" hypothesis. Go to Warm Spa, or Evergreen, or King. It sounds like you're completely new at this and want to dip your Big Toe in and merely test the waters of Happy Endings. But if you truly want to Pass Go (And Also Pay $200) and get laid by a porn-star hot girl. Then try Euro Spa. All of these places are in your immediate area. If you try one of them, and fail again? Then I'll downshift back to my "morbidly obese / bad hygiene hypothesis.
[QUOTE=HudsonValley12;5966594]Update: I went again, got fully undressed and laid on the table. Lulu didn't say anything and gave me a massage, she massaged my ass but that's all.[/QUOTE]I don't have access to see the rubmaps reviews but something is off. I agree with Nik, go to one he suggested. I've personally been to King. It was pre-covid and believe it was just a HE. I have been going to Sun & Moon in New Windsor out of convenience and know they are FS. Read reviews before making the drive, some ladies are better than others.
Nik gave some good noob friendly advice earlier but I'd like to add. Flirt with them a bit. At S&M for example, they are into hand holding, arms around waist, butt touching on the walks to room, shower, etc.
That's another tip, ask for a shower. Even if I'm freshly showered (S&M normally am due to how close it is), I request a table shower. Make noises and give signs of approval as she's washing Mr. Happy.
Make noises during the massage too, especially if she "accidentally" gets too close to Mr. Happy.
If you want to cut to the point ask for a soft massage, or make a move, but know they provide that kind of service.
When you're paying the house fee, let her see you have money. Also a condom being seen can help (at least that's what I read and figure it cannot hurt).
Most importantly, relax, go with the flow and have a good time!
Stay safe.
[QUOTE=HudsonValley12;5959567]Has anyone been to Spa Paradise in Middletown? On rubmaps there are 3 reports saying lulu was their provider and gave happy ending. I went 3 times to her and no happy ending. I did not take off my underwear, should I next time?[/QUOTE]It looks legit when checking it online. Tons of Google reviews too, which would be in line with a legit joint.
[QUOTE=Zmac1;5968692]It looks legit when checking it online. Tons of Google reviews too, which would be in line with a legit joint.[/QUOTE]If all of you did not know.
Good / proper massage / bodywork is done on someone NUDE. Glutes are definitely one muscle group that needs proper massage. Swedish / Oil / Hot Rocks would stumble on underwear. A Legit place will use a sheet or towel and draw a ling down the middle and cover the private parts.
If fishing for extras, besides all the good tips already suggested, start off not using the towel or sheet to cover up, it they want to cover you, they can. YMMV, but many places that provide extras, also provide a great massage, so definitely shed the underwear.
A&A had a bust a few days ago. Police say they will be looking at other establishments.
Stay away from New Windsor spas for a while.
[URL]https://wpdh.com/police-say-woman-at-orange-county-spa-offered-sexual-favors-to-undercover-cop/[/URL]
[QUOTE=Tweener1290;5977461]A&A had a bust a few days ago. Police say they will be looking at other establishments.
Stay away from New Windsor spas for a while.
[URL]https://wpdh.com/police-say-woman-at-orange-county-spa-offered-sexual-favors-to-undercover-cop/[/URL][/QUOTE]New Windsor seems to get hit often. Just going after one spa is odd but smart since they're looking to scare the mongers. Stay safe.
Just went and saw on rubmaps that another user reported that Lulu was their provider! I look young, told her I'm 26. She called me handsome too, so I don't get it.
Was at evergreen spar. TS, zero massage and standard finish. 0.6 Rm and. 4 tip. Nothing too special there. How's the other AMP around the Middletown block?
[QUOTE=HudsonValley12;5983844]Just went and saw on rubmaps that another user reported that Lulu was their provider! I look young, told her I'm 26. She called me handsome too, so I don't get it.[/QUOTE]I Don't have access to Rubmap reviews so I do not know exactly what you're reading but do agree with Zmac1 about it looking like a LEGIT establishment. I actually thought that from the beginning but trusted what you said and assumed you're a premium member:
[QUOTE=HudsonValley12]Has anyone been to Spa Paradise in Middletown? [B]On rubmaps there are 3 reports saying lulu was their provider and gave happy ending.[/B] I went 3 times to her and no happy ending. I did not take off my underwear, should I next time?[/QUOTE]If they do provide extras, after 3 times she thinks you just want a massage. Without being blunt, you're [B]NOT[/B] getting a HE there.
Do yourself a favor, take our advice below and go somewhere else, specifically a place Nik mentioned if Middletown is where you're looking. Read the reviews in this thread, they will point you in the right direction.
Since you do appear new to all this I'll add another tip: stay away from New Windsor that I mentioned earlier to you, the cops are sniffing around.
Be safe.
Been going there for a few years and the service used to be top notch. It seems lately going downhill. The last time it was nothing more than a standard mechanical are&T although got a half-hearted CBJ and felt rushed, no enthusiasm, couldn't even get her to crack a smile. I had to finish myself off while she slammed her finger in my ass. Maybe I'm just spoiled.
[QUOTE=Jaboni;5986324]Been going there for a few years and the service used to be top notch. It seems lately going downhill. The last time it was nothing more than a standard mechanical are&T although got a half-hearted CBJ and felt rushed, no enthusiasm, couldn't even get her to crack a smile. I had to finish myself off while she slammed her finger in my ass. Maybe I'm just spoiled.[/QUOTE]Been going there from the start but haven't been in a while. Always seems busy when I go, even during what is considered non peak hours. I've had some poor encounters in the past but it comes with the territory. May have to go back to see how it is.
[QUOTE=LennyMars;5989000]Been going there from the start but haven't been in a while. Always seems busy when I go, even during what is considered non peak hours. I've had some poor encounters in the past but it comes with the territory. May have to go back to see how it is.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it was quite busy when I arrived, and I didn't get the girl I asked for, she was busy said mamasan.
2 working Mamasans who are very friendly. They know how to give a good massage and also upsell what they doing with limited offer.
Won't go back.
Anyone got info on Yang Yang Spa in wappingers they on Stg.
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/new-york/hudson-valley/female-escorts/2659413[/URL]
Old reliable Asian catfish at the notorious HVH Room X06.
Not the girl in the ad picture, but not a 40/50 year old grandmother either. Short mid to late 20's, thin girl with "b" cup bolt-ons with a "secretary's ass" (see flat like a chair). $1. 4 quoted, negotiated down to $1. 1 (you know me.) Solid BBJ tease with all the face and tongue slapping. Just a little nutty. And mechanical position changes with some broken English interspersed throughout the deed. Probably middle of the road "6", but compared to some of the other older latinas on the board, we'll curve her up to a "7". Was out on a Lowe's hardware run and thought I'd scratch an itch. There are probably better out there, but didn't have the time for full trolling the ads discovery.
Not bad, but any port in a storm these days. Waiting to see what the next 2 week rotation looks like when they swap locations this week. Don't know if I'd recommend, or not recommend. It was ok if you know what I mean.
And so it goes.
See attached.
[QUOTE=DaBlackWizard;6024525]Anyone got info on Yang Yang Spa in wappingers they on Stg.[/QUOTE]It is the old Spring Beauty. They changed names when they changed buildings.
[QUOTE=Zmac1;6025086]See attached.[/QUOTE]Try this, thanks for the heads up.
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