Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JohnBTipton;3129126]Yumi was rushed, to say the least. Previous visit was about 2 years ago and was better. Will not repeat, for sure.

This review is overly detailed because I don't want to seem harsh. Drove up with pleasant anticipation, the only customer at a normally slack weekday time for these places. Didn't seem to be any other customers there. As usual, I arrived squeaky clean, well dressed, polite. Left standard tip, not at all un-generous. I usually have a good relationship at these places, sometimes to the point of getting more than I expect. Positives at One Spa were an attractive Yumi, a clean establishment, and no scents. (Twice at Ivy I've come out smelling like patuli oil, which is the devil to wash off completely.).

She helped me undress, which is somewhat unusual--but quick. Led me by the hand, walking briskly. TS hurried and not sensual, partially dried me in about 15 seconds, sauna took just long enough for me to finish drying myself with the towel, back to the room. At this point I was (predictably) less relaxed than when I drove up. Massage was hurried and systematic. When she wanted the flip, she poked me on the forearm to signal I should turn over. Yumi didn't utter more than about 15 words the whole visit. The rest of the experience involved me trying to be in the mood while being treated mechanically. Being helped put my clothes on, I had to stop her from doing it backwards, the kind of simple hitch that people chuckle at but came out awkward instead. No offer of water or anything, out the door.

Aside from a spontaneous smile from a little clothing mistake, the only really friendly, much less enthusiastic, gesture was being patted on the backside as I entered the room, perhaps to hurry me along. Hug at the end was about 1 second long. Usually the smile was pasted on, involving only the mouth not the rest of the face.

John.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the details! Been contemplating joining this hobby but I am yet to find one good review about MP!

[QUOTE=CoolJak;3129424]Thanks for the details! Been contemplating joining this hobby but I am yet to find one good review about MP![/QUOTE]Then you have not read very far into this thread. There are many good reports as well as bad reports. I think you could easily find more than 1 report to the good if you read past the 1st page. I agree it can be hit or miss but so can any of the other forms of mongering. Good luck. .

[QUOTE=Steve4100;3130110] ... (the responder to my post doesn't seem to have0 read very far into this thread. There are many good reports as well as bad reports. ... you could easily find more than 1 report to the good.. . it can be hit or miss... .[/QUOTE]Agreed, one has to read reports carefully and YMMV or WV. Also we sometimes read "reports" that are slanted or fabricated to make the place or the provider look good or bad.

And any young lady has good days and bad days, often on quite a regular basis. But some treat good customers well almost all the time, that's called good business.

John.

[URL]http://www.wjbc.com/2016/11/01/event-raises-awareness-for-human-trafficking-in-twin-cities-country/[/URL]

I will just post this without much comment. Fairly brazen accusation and reporting. I NOT happy about it.

[QUOTE=SpaSeeker;3135347][URL]http://www.wjbc.com/2016/11/01/event-raises-awareness-for-human-trafficking-in-twin-cities-country/[/URL]

I will just post this without much comment. Fairly brazen accusation and reporting. I NOT happy about it.[/QUOTE]"Human Trafficking" is a hoax, a rerunning of the "White Slavery" urban legend from a century back by squares and do gooder NGOs to line their pockets. Same kind of bizarre misinterpretation of reality as "Reefer Madness" was to weed in the 30's. Frigid upper middle class white bitches are prudes and want to control male sexuality, in this libertine times they have to do it with bizarre lies and distortion of reality.

A professional debunking of the human trafficking urban legend:

[URL]http://www.lauraagustin.com/[/URL]

An angry manosphere take on the human trafficking hoax:

[URL]http://kshatriya-anglobitch.********.com/2009/10/sex-trafficking-anglobitch-myth.html[/URL]

There's a reason Putin kicked these annoying NGO pricks out of his country, they are up to no good.

[QUOTE=SpaSeeker;3135347][URL]http://www.wjbc.com/2016/11/01/event-raises-awareness-for-human-trafficking-in-twin-cities-country/[/URL]

I will just post this without much comment. Fairly brazen accusation and reporting. I NOT happy about it.[/QUOTE]It's an election year, everything is tied to human trafficking. Low hanging fruit, and thank god it's over in a few days so we can get back to normal.

-w.

Wished I had seen John's report sooner. Not much has changed from your experience to mine a week ago. My report would be exactly as you described, except for the helping me undress. TS had some roaming and extra attention to some parts which hinted that more was available, then off to the sauna to dry off. Massage was nothing more than some pushing on my back and legs, but as previously hinted more was available.

Overall experience was blah, probably from being rushed.

[QUOTE=JohnBTipton;3129126]Yumi was rushed, to say the least. Previous visit was about 2 years ago and was better. Will not repeat, for sure.

This review is overly detailed because I don't want to seem harsh. Drove up with pleasant anticipation, the only customer at a normally slack weekday time for these places. Didn't seem to be any other customers there. As usual, I arrived squeaky clean, well dressed, polite. Left standard tip, not at all un-generous. I usually have a good relationship at these places, sometimes to the point of getting more than I expect. Positives at One Spa were an attractive Yumi, a clean establishment, and no scents. (Twice at Ivy I've come out smelling like patuli oil, which is the devil to wash off completely.).

She helped me undress, which is somewhat unusual--but quick. Led me by the hand, walking briskly. TS hurried and not sensual, partially dried me in about 15 seconds, sauna took just long enough for me to finish drying myself with the towel, back to the room. At this point I was (predictably) less relaxed than when I drove up. Massage was hurried and systematic. When she wanted the flip, she poked me on the forearm to signal I should turn over. Yumi didn't utter more than about 15 words the whole visit. The rest of the experience involved me trying to be in the mood while being treated mechanically. Being helped put my clothes on, I had to stop her from doing it backwards, the kind of simple hitch that people chuckle at but came out awkward instead. No offer of water or anything, out the door.

Aside from a spontaneous smile from a little clothing mistake, the only really friendly, much less enthusiastic, gesture was being patted on the backside as I entered the room, perhaps to hurry me along. Hug at the end was about 1 second long. Usually the smile was pasted on, involving only the mouth not the rest of the face.

John.[/QUOTE]

Anybody know which therapists are in town? Feel free to pm. Thanks I'll be driving through there tomorrow afternoon.

I can see what all the hubbub is about June highly recommend her, great customer service.

After reading a few posts, I thought I would go see June if she was available since I was going to be driving through Bloomington. Hong Kong is located in an industrial park where you would find landscaping or light manufacturing companies. Once you step inside however it is a totally different look and feel.

June greeted me right inside the door with a hug, and yes the girls are huge especially on her small body. I opted for the 45 minute session for $60. The TS was relaxing in itself, was not hurried and had lots of roaming. Back in the room the massage could have been a bit deeper, but she managed to get some knots worked out. She did ask for the tip up front, which I hate, and her suggested amount seemed a little high, but in the end I left really relaxed.

Seniors, feel free to PM for more details.

I may repeat when I am down that way again.

L.

Been there last weekend as HK was busy as bee. Fiona (early 40's may be) took me in and kept me waiting for 10 mins. Then she comes and asks for 65/ hr which I hesitantly gave. Was said that only 2 girls available and FS was not offered on her card. Finished off with HE with little roaming allowed. Would not repeat again until I hear any new one has arrived.

Hey I have a question about Hong Kong, how have people's experiences been recently? Is it worth your while or am I in for disappointment? And by that I mean settling for what would be an expensive HJ and terrible massage.

[QUOTE=Stillbillbel;3394202]Hey I have a question about Hong Kong, how have people's experiences been recently? Is it worth your while or am I in for disappointment? And by that I mean settling for what would be an expensive HJ and terrible massage.[/QUOTE]My recommendation would be to call ahead and ask if Kani is available. For the money, I find her to be a great time. She is older, but she is friendlier, gives a good massage, and always takes care of me very well. I say call first, because I am not sure if she is still in town.

SS.

I will be visiting bloomington next weekend from out of town and curious if any spas there offer FS. Of course PM is fine and you can check my posting history in the Indiana boards. Only have time to visit one or maybe two places and would love to know of the "best" ones. Thanks in advance and be safe!

Hi,

There's usually a lull here in summer but it seems to be starting early this year. Information on the AMPs-of-interest in B / and has been sparse (who is where now, for example) would be helpful to those of us who have to travel but can't get away for this particular kind of travel frequently. The continual rotations at many AMPs make the boards out of date quickly.

Given that all the MPs in B / and are AMPs (AFAIK), the two threads here are redundant it seems. I may post this on both of them it that is OK with the moderator (s).

Thanks, John.