Uncle LEO and the North AMPS
Guys, for what its worth, I have a good friend who is on the new Harris Co Pct 4 Constables Task Force. They have teamed up with the Fire Marshal and others and are raiding the AMPS mainly along 1960 in the unincorporated areas of Harris Co. They went as recently as this week and found two customers partaking of the goods by young ladies. No search warrants, just kick the door in and come on in checking for fire code violations.
I have elected to start finding my pleasure at residential treatment centers......Good luck, happy hunting, and lets be careful out there!
Sabai Dee and Men's Relaxing Studio
Guys... Do y'all realize that until reports were posted to this and the general forum on the 13th, an entire WEEK went by with no one posting anything in the whole Houston section? WTF, people, is this city that dead? For crying out loud, this is the friggin' fourth largest city in the US! I just KNOW there are guys out there having fun; how about making this board a little more active?
Alright, end soapbox. I have a couple of adventures to report, one good and one not so hot.
A while back, I noticed ads on BP for Sabai Dee Thai Massage in Montrose. I love Thai massage and have had several, but they were strictly legit (except in Thailand... oh to be back in Bangkok where a great massage with happy ending can be had for a mere $7!). I was in the area so I decided to stop in just to check it out and ask prices, see if I could get a read. The lady ("Jennifer") seemed very friendly and encouraged me to make an appointment; quoted the usual rate of $60, which I took to be a good sign because other legit Thai places seem to be $75-85. Gave me a card that read "Paradise Spa" which I thought was odd, but also a good sign. I told her I'd come back.
And after a few weeks, I did. I was not disappointed; she is very friendly and flirtatious, and has a really nice body. Pretty, and of that hard-to-tell Asian older age where she might be anywhere from 30-50. Gave a great massage with a good ending, and more was on the menu though I did not partake. Gave the standard tip, and would happily repeat.
A couple of days ago I felt the urge but was light in the wallet, so I decided to see if I could find someplace that did a half-hour, and I noticed an ad for Men's Relaxing Studio. It's on Westheimer behind Kiran's Indian restaurant just inside the loop, upstairs in an office building. Half-hour rate was $45, which suited me fine. Called late morning and was told by the manager to come after 2 because their A/C was out -- bummer; I was looking for a session with a hot girl, but I'd prefer to cause the sweat myself, y'know? Ah, I crack myself up sometimes...
When I showed up, the door was open and there was another guy talking with the manager and she told him to come back later because all the girls were busy. I passed by and walked down the hall; I don't know about you all, but even if it's someone I don't know and will never see again in a city of 5 million, I don't want another guy seeing me heading in to do something naughty! So I came back when I saw him going downstairs, and told them I was just looking for a half-hour, and she said they could do that. I was hoping it was the manager I'd get, because she was a really hot-looking young woman with a great body in a very low-cut wrap dress (probably Chinese, I think). Instead, I got the other girl who was sitting lazily on the couch, Mia, who was not bad-looking but rather round and with kind of trailer-trash looking heavy makeup.
What followed was not the worst session of my life, but pretty bad. She led me into the room (which was nice, unlike the waiting room with a nasty college dorm couch) and turned off the lights, and asked if that was alright. I wasn't even undressed yet, and I couldn't see at all! I said it was fine, and fumbled out of my clothes. She came back in and never said another word to me the whole massage... which lasted an whopping ten minutes, tops. Rubbed a little oil on my back, butt and thights, did the reach under for a bit, I turned over and received a very mechanical finish, and that was that. I mean, got the job done, but man I like at least the illusion of a little interest, y'know? I would have just left the $15 change for a tip, but she was standing there expectantly so I felt kind of bad for being cheap even if it was a crappy massage, and I dug out another $10 -- she seemed happy with it, and she should have been because she barely earned it.
I am definitely interested in trying the place out again if I can get the manager (their website lists a Michelle who is only available by appointment, so I'm guessing that's her). They also have a black and a white girl on staff (probably not worth it either), as well as a Lu Lu who they describe as "very skinny and small", but I saw her on the way out and it looked they should add "but not too young."
Alright... who else has tales to share?