I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica . . .
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I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica . . .
A brilliant b*tch doing what she does best, for laughs . . .
I wouldn't let this fucked up b*tch cook my food - I'd be afraid.
maybe I need to get some, because this isn't looking half-bad to me . . .
I'd like to give each of these c*unts a lesson in jackhammer blowjobs.
Easy money. All she had to do was:
1. get ridiculous funbags bolted onto her chest, screaming to everyone who sees her that she's a f*ck toy
2. go to LA and ***** herself to porn producers
3. get cast in a movie called "Gag Factor" where she laid on her back, with her head hanging over the edge, while a 9" dick slammed in and out of her mouth while she made involuntary "guag guag guag" sounds
(quote): I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica.
Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern!
Headfirst, are you old enough to be here? How [b]old[/b] is this joke you are telling? The fact that you thought this is funny, you have to be 12 or something.
Now if you really want a funny Lewinsky joke:
"Monica Lewinsky told this month's Cosmo magazine that if it weren't for Bill Clinton, she would be a mom now, with two kids. Really? Not the way she was doing it." —Jay Leno
[QUOTE=Headfirst]Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Headfirst](quote): I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica.
Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern![/QUOTE]
Well, Headfirst, it made me laugh!
Fair warning for the ladies here, from those of us who have (or would like to THINK we have) something in common with John Holmes...
[QUOTE=Warpig2000]Fair warning for the ladies here, from those of us who have (or would like to THINK we have) something in common with John Holmes...[/QUOTE]
That's classic, Warpig. I think I'm going to make these into business cards . . . LOL!
Poke da monkey
Fighting Stickmen.
[QUOTE=Common Man]How much stuffing is enough?[/QUOTE]
I'd say about that much :)
Is that a real doll?
That is some funny shit.