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I was driving along Douglas during the daytime one day this week when I spotted a nice looking gal with a pretty full shirt, short denim skirt, black purse, wearing shades. I slowed down & smiled & got a smile back, so I spun around the block & stopped next to her on a street off Douglas & got another smile. Instead of coming over to the car she pointed towards the direction she was headed, meaning I should go that way too. This was my cue to drive in the opposite direction & stay out of trouble for another day. Call me paranoid, but this just smelled like a sting.

TC - Did my friend Stacie say why she was in jail? Or was it prison?

CM

I was in town Friday night and saw three good looking sw's.

So I spot a nice 5'-5" brunette WSW walking north on Memorial, problem was by the time I make a safe turn, she gets scooped up by some carload of black guys and falls off my radar for about an hour, so I drive the usual area bummed out and then bam! There she is on Jakato by one of the shitty apts, I'm thinking "boy it's my lucky day" as she starts to look better as I get closer. But as I'm pulling up to where shes sitting on some steps at the apt. I start being hassled by the fucking retarded town cripple (some wacky fat black woman in a battery powered wheel chair) and who starts calling out "HEY officer" several times and then try to follow me as I try to put some distance between us and go around the block. Once shes ditched, I pull back up to the Apt curb, and now the wsw wouldn't even get close to me, or look my way! And then she goes inside the fucking bldg. Strike one

I continue my drive south from Rapids to Memorial then to 16th, and I hang a left, and go east towards the never ending construction at Racine Ave, realizing nothing would be on this street, I turn around and head back west when I spot this decent looking senorita standing by corner bar, so I turn in for a closer look and this black guy wearing a red shirt and backwards ball-cap, runs up and says to me "hey amigo, you want the lady? 50 bucks and shes yours" I get an odd vibe right there and shake him off, but keep my eye is still on the chick. Odd thing is that there are cars blocking the street and people are everywhere, so I make a U-ee and a pass back though the gauntlet and this time the chick walks up to my passenger side and asks if I "want some pussy? Or what? So you gonna do this? Lets just go over there by my van, its right there" I tell her I don't talk through windows, and if she has something to say to get in, but she wont, so I'm thinking feels like a sting. I drive off. Strike Two

Another hour of mindless driving and then I spot a nice, real nice, almost too nice wsw 1 block east of Douglas & Rapids, she sees me, and seems to make eye contact but then starts to walk back down the street the other way to a porch of some house and just stands there. I circle the block and give her a subtle wave to come over but she ain't moving, so I say fuck it, and drive back around the block once more but this time heading towards High st, when I hear "hey amigo!!" Its the fucking bro from 16th and hes got the van the little senorita and the whole fucking street is blocked again! Shit, now I'm paranoid again. Strike three! I'm out.

I ended head down the lakefront through dead Kenosha/Zion/Waukegan and into the shit hole of North Chicago, but no action to be found last night.

I think I need a new hobby...

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]I think I need a new hobby...[/QUOTE]


Sorry about that, man. For last night, I dub thee... Sir Phukza-NOT.

Hehehe... I kill myself sometimes. I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip the waitstaff.

Craven,

She said she had gotten in a fight.

TC

[QUOTE=Yyxx]Sorry about that, man. For last night, I dub thee... Sir Phukza-NOT.

Hehehe... I kill myself sometimes. I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip the waitstaff.[/QUOTE]


Yyxx, good one! That's EXACTLY how I felt too! Just don't give up the day yob...

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I'm driving with a friend down Douglas in my sucky new Ford Fusion and a good looking white chic holding a white hanky is eyeing all cars. How convenient to drop as a signal I say. He says I'm paranoid which is probably true but since I don't pick up hookers it didn't matter about the squad car, police van and undercover cars all parked or rolling near bye. I would however, like to meet that very fine female Racine PO I see driving around. Do you think they would let me borrow the van for a while. I here someone used to date Stacie in it down by the river on that little dead end off Memorial.

I hear you guys talk about Simpleton Funbags. Is that a black chic? Why would you actually pay a black chic, that's disgusting and just plain wrong. In fact it should be illegal or something. Fucking black hookers cause all the wars in this world. Sorry, just my alcoholism talking.

speaking of diseases. I fucked Rhonduh without a condom one time... should I be worried about these lesions and weight loss? I wish there was more to report but Racine's finest are earning their money. But this place is still trying to be the Rockford of Wisconsin. What a slum. I'm moving to Florida with Lefty.

Red head with freckles. Ususally see her on High st. Anyone ever date her? I've seen her get in cars but she won't get in the ass machine for some reason. I know she thinks I'm a cop.

You girls need to start telling about some fresh meat. Even a detailed Stacie report would be nice. I'm moving. This place sucks, can't imagine January

[QUOTE=Cowchip40]Why would you actually pay a black chic, that's disgusting and just plain wrong. In fact it should be illegal or something. Fucking black hookers cause all the wars in this world. Sorry, just my alcoholism talking..[/QUOTE]

Well, I don't know about everyone else, but that offends me. If you don't like BSWs, fine, but don't be pushing attitudes like that on us.

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Know the little brown house on Douglas with sheets in window where black dudes hang on porch (sorry Twisty)? The is little white girl w/ acne but beautiful eyes lives there. Always walks around area looking like she's working. Talked to her once and she even stuck her head and body into my car like a giraffe but didn't want to date and acted like she had no clue what I was talking about. I don't think she does but I see her all the time.

Anyway, today I run into her a convenience store and she's like "I know you and your car". She asks me to pay for her stuff about $4.00 worth. She grabs my hand and asks for a ride and holds my hand walking to my car. I take her to my hang out.

As soon as we get there she takes off her shorts and spreads her legs but won't touch me or let me touch her but says "I want it". I jerk myself hard and put it in her mish. Damn it was actually hot inside. I go slow so I don't cum...this is totally free and beyond bizarre. I put her legs on my shoulder and she is so cute and clean I start sucking her FEET! After about one min. of this she is acting like she REALLY likes this and I push pretty deep in and say "you feel SO good". She pulls away and says "don't cum in me" and puts her shorts on. She starts talking like nothing went on and I drop her at her house. I now have blue balls from hell as I never came or anything!

This was totally insane. Do you all know who I'm talking about? Does she work out there? Hell, does she have a NAME?

[QUOTE=Cowchip40]Red head with freckles. Ususally see her on High st. [/QUOTE]

Is she fat? slim? Where did you see her at? By Memorial? or by Dougl-ass? What day? What time, cmon Cowchip give some details!

I would love find this one and let you know. I have a thing for these Wisconsin milkmaids!

Cowchip, great post. That is the weirdest and funniest thing I've read in a long time. Hope you get a cure for the blue balls! There's always Nancy's, of course...

Hey fellow mongers. i will be in town over the weekend, and want to check your local scene. I will especially be looking sunday afternoon. I'm staying at the racine marriot and won't have a car. Am I screwed? how about cl? hope to enjoy racines best.

Thanks mongers