BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/french-kisseso-gentle-so-lingering-ready-2-do-sexy-things-2uandwith-u/19615406[/URL]

TLDR: she's a rude, rushing, ALL business trashy beyatch.

I dreamt I saw this girl. Everything that follows is a part of my dream.

I wanted a good time and called her up and agreed on the phone to $ . 2 for the half. Called her when I arrived at the location. Didn't look like the girl in the pics, but still took a chance hoping she'd be at least good company. She wasn't.

Before I finished saying hi, she said, "Donation?" I pulled it out and told her I want her for two shots on goal because my first one is quick. She repeatedly tried to ask for the donation and I told her I wouldn't do anything until she agreed. She finally agreed. Then, she tried to snatch the donation from my hand. Thanks to you guys, I know that's a big NO-NO. So I told her I'd leave it on the table By The Door. She said no, so I said I wouldn't stay then. After I repeated myself she agreed, reluctantly.

She had nice melons (literally larger than cantaloupes). But she just got straight to sucking literally before I got my shirt off. Just rushed right in! Well, as noted, I went quick and afterward she immediately jumped up (caught me off guard) and grabbed the donation and put it under her things. Then she said, "times up. " I told her it WASN'T and was pissed because of our agreement. She denied it and tried to push for me to give her $$ for more. F that. I demanded more attention. She did, but she was so annoying as she got back to polishing me. She kept talking about how she should get more and was trying to rush me. I couldn't even get into it at all and decided to just leave because of how miserable and ridiculously she was handling me. I left my donation and here I am reporting. Learn from my dumb ass, please.

[QUOTE=Jimbalaya;2753042]Here's a new one on BP. Wish I had the funds, beacuse she catches my eye. Research indicates she won't be here long, as a move out west seems to be on her agenda. Anyone seen this one?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-escort-you-to-my-world-italian-beauty/22742136[/URL][/QUOTE]She's not new, was discussed a bit earlier. Used to be an Ann Arbor provider and had mixed reviews. This was 2 years ago or more. I can't remember her original name though, so I can't search.

EDIT: here it is
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?8130-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=2282519&viewfull=1#post2282519

Man, I saw a few girls last night I had a 24 hour layover in Detroit Rock City and decided to sample the wares. Be-fucking-ware of this broad:

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/weet-moistkllz-andpecis-airport-new-60-incall-specials-avibe/10612863[/URL]

SHE IS NOTHING LIKE THE PICTURES.

She's fat, she smells and I'm pretty sure she was pregnant. Just gross dude, I payed the 150 just to have her leave. Waste of time, money and effort. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

She claims a great personality but that's about it I guess. I'm not trying to fuck your great sense of humor know what I mean? Hey I mean if you like beat up, trailer trash, pot bellied wildebeests she's probably right up your ally but fuck that, I'm good.

A good SP will never have to rant about how good she is. Her reviews will do that!

No donation in the ad and no text COULD mean a sliding price rule. I've seen SPs whose donation go up, go down and back up in a two week span.

I've found that a willingness to tip for good service will usually lead to great service down the road. My true ATF, Free Spirit, was the only one who has ever given me a freebie due to being a repeat customer.

A little respect goes a long way, on both ends. If the SP is unable to muster a modicum of customer appreciation, cut your losses, leave and review. That SP will either change, leave or retire.

A truly awesome SP will take direction if you're strong enough to give it. Remember it is an exchange. If you don't get what you want, neither should she.

Always trust your instinct. If you cancelling is messing up her WHOLE evening, she might not be very good and her blocking you may be a blessing.

Patience is often rewarded. If she runs over with the guy in front of you, she may run over with you, if your disposition allows it.

This is supposed to be pleasureable. If you leave feeling any way other than blissful, it may have been a bad experience. Review to spare your fellow hobbiers. This board is here for us to help each other. To steer clear of the TROUBLE, and guide us to the GOOD TIMES!

Has anyone seen or know of any reviews on this chic.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/outcalls-or-come-pick-me-up-80-100-125-no-games/17416743[/URL]

[QUOTE=SpeakerBoner;2752497]In my opinion, easily the cutest girl on BP; I've never pulled the trigger, because I've heard she charges multiple hundreds for an hr. (too rich for my blood). I'm curious also about how she is & what she charges.[/QUOTE]I have never actually seen this girl, but here are some things I know.

She responded to a Craigslist ad I had posted looking for a girl to "put on a show". I have actually had good luck with those in the past. Tell the girl that there will be no physical contact, just a show for $100. When she gets there offer a bit more for a bit more. I have gotten some cute non-pros this way. But I digress. She answered the ad, but said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Said they would put on a live show for me. I thought I recognized her pic so I did some digging. This is not a red flag to me. Most girls have a significant other, so I was not going to rule her out for this. However, my "just put on a show" strategy was probably not going to work. Anyway.

I found a few pics and reviews after some searching. Her reviews were actually pretty solid. Nothing close to ATF types, but solid performance rating.

The one thing, and I am not able to get by it, is that she has a very large surgical scar on her stomach. Not see-section, but a large scar running north south from her belly button up to her chest. For me it was too much of a turn off in pics, so her average reviews combined with that made me take a pass.

She may be a fun gal, but if you are a superficial fuck like me, you may want to look elsewhere.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=MrMalone23;2752682]I'm curious also her ass super fat.[/QUOTE]Please review if you see her. I love that big ass and big legs since I have a pawg fetish! LOL.

Be safe out there.

http://michigan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-picsabove-msstormy-248-554-7111-biggest-white-booty-on-bp/22753996

Dd.

Visited your fair city a few weeks ago and wanted to see the local talent. Visited one of the strolls with success and wanted to meet some of the other providers on BP. Called a few in the area out west where I was staying and got either no or flaky responses, and going off Intel here, I got a hold of Bianca, a sweet white older blonde MILF out in the western burbs. Plenty of reports on her so I'm not really doing her justice here, just wanted to thank the board for the great intel, and confirm that she looks way better than the pics. She would actually be much cuter if she didn't put on the heavy makeup, but maybe that's her "mask" for getting into character. Anyway a solid 40's-ish MILF w / o any of the run around BS you get when chasing that young pussy.

Hey has anyone seen her?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/incredible-touch-unforgettable-experience/22522502[/URL]

[QUOTE=HobbyLobby2016;2753687]Man, I saw a few girls last night I had a 24 hour layover in Detroit Rock City and decided to sample the wares. Be-fucking-ware of this broad:

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/weet-moistkllz-andpecis-airport-new-60-incall-specials-avibe/10612863[/URL]

SHE IS NOTHING LIKE THE PICTURES.

She's fat, she smells and I'm pretty sure she was pregnant. Just gross dude, I payed the 150 just to have her leave. Waste of time, money and effort. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

She claims a great personality but that's about it I guess. I'm not trying to fuck your great sense of humor know what I mean? Hey I mean if you like beat up, trailer trash, pot bellied wildebeests she's probably right up your ally but fuck that, I'm good.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your review. Link's not working. I think its this Ava you are talking about.

[QUOTE=TheEmmyGoes2;2753861]I have actually had good luck with those in the past. Tell the girl that there will be no physical contact, just a show for $100. When she gets there offer a bit more for a bit more. I have gotten some cute non-pros this way. [/QUOTE]Actually, this sounds like a good idea.

[QUOTE=Megatron81;2754169]Hey has anyone seen her?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/incredible-touch-unforgettable-experience/22522502[/URL][/QUOTE][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/she-will-steal-anything-she-can-fake-fake-fake-ad/19650968[/URL]

"her name is Heaven. Facebook her she is a crack head stealing pro.

She will rob you blind".

Here is what a post on BP just said. I copied and pasted directly in case it gets deleted. I erased her last name just in case the admins don't allow showing personal info. I myself will take the warning, even though I was also initially interested.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/maddie-clean-sweet-discreet-independent/21776927[/URL]

Saw Maddie today.

Though a little older, she's pretty good company. Non rushed and charming, though a little more nervous for someone her age than I would expect. Maybe she was just having an off night and wasn't in her headspace.

Typical start, BJ though it was covered, leading to missionary, and ending in K9 for a SS of 60 (covered also).

[QUOTE=TheEmmyGoes2;2753861]I have never actually seen this girl, but here are some things I know.

She responded to a Craigslist ad I had posted looking for a girl to "put on a show". I have actually had good luck with those in the past. Tell the girl that there will be no physical contact, just a show for $100. When she gets there offer a bit more for a bit more. I have gotten some cute non-pros this way. But I digress. She answered the ad, but said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Said they would put on a live show for me. I thought I recognized her pic so I did some digging. This is not a red flag to me. Most girls have a significant other, so I was not going to rule her out for this. However, my "just put on a show" strategy was probably not going to work. Anyway.

I found a few pics and reviews after some searching. Her reviews were actually pretty solid. Nothing close to ATF types, but solid performance rating.

The one thing, and I am not able to get by it, is that she has a very large surgical scar on her stomach. Not see-section, but a large scar running north south from her belly button up to her chest. For me it was too much of a turn off in pics, so her average reviews combined with that made me take a pass.

She may be a fun gal, but if you are a superficial fuck like me, you may want to look elsewhere.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Actually, if the price was right, I'd be up for watching her get plowed by her boyfriend / husband (beats watching porno). I do like your idea of paying them for "no contact" and then letting the chips fall where they may. It sounds like a win / win.

Anyway. I may have to look into this little cutie! I do remember pictures of her from a while ago that showed that scar (I remember chatter on the board about it also). Doesn't bother me one little bit.

The mystery about her (at least to me) are her prices. Like I said before, I can't break the bank. No matter how cute I think she is.

[QUOTE=MikeTurner;2753334][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/french-kisseso-gentle-so-lingering-ready-2-do-sexy-things-2uandwith-u/19615406[/URL]

TLDR: she's a rude, rushing, ALL business trashy beyatch.

[/QUOTE]Really appreciate this one. Always see her ads and been tempted to try. Saw some other reviews saying she didn't look like the pics, which is generally a flag for me.

If you're looking for nice melons on a non-clock watcher with accurate pics, I can recommend dreaming of Milan, for what it's worth.