A few reviews including new ATF
Guys I'm not new to the scene but new to posting. If I've broken etiquette here with my post just shoot me a PM and let me know what to avoid going.
Forward. Sr. Members I personally appreciate all of your two cents, they've added up and now I'm a millionaire mongerer. Here are a few of my most.
Recent dreams with the first being the best and my new ATF after one visit.
Kelsey or Kelsey180- [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/start-the-new-year-off-right-blonde-100realpics-24/9306827[/URL].
I dreamed of calling and texting Kelsey after seeing her posts for over a year. Best decision I've made in the infant stages of the year. WOW WTF was I.
Thinking by not calling her? She's real, she's the girl in the pics and she's everything that I've been hoping for since mongering day #1. She showed up on.
Time to decent hotel in tourist area. Nice man mades that look and feel real. She's not a GFE so probably not for everyone reading the post here. Was.
Greeted by a well dressed, and stunningly gorgeous blond who was girl in pics, actually she was better looking than pics. We went in room and donation wasplaced in open area 1.5. Got comfortable and chatted a bit, she shared she wasn't big on chatting too much on first meeting. She never tried upselling and.
Never misrepresented services offered. Once I realized what she offered and didn't offer I was good to go. Lots of mutual touch got the dream started.
Followed by a very coachable CBJ after flag pole had risen. Once the flag was ready to hop on the flag pole Kelsey mounted CG style. She then wanted somemish which started slow and deep and then turned into an all out pounding until winding down to a slow sensual grind and huge shot on goal. Just.
Speculation but menu could expand with more than one visit which I will be making and will report back on that front. More than happy with over all service and would recommend 100%.
Michelle / Flor (2nd visit) - rub gal off of 436, dreamed of meeting michelle just after thanksgiving this year and was happy with services so I thought I'the give it another shot. This time I was pleasantly surprised to be greeted in the lobby by Flor who was waiting for michelle to finish session. Flor was a little cutie.
So my second dream now included four hands. Price went up by $40 to add a second set of hands, love the flat rates and massage is actually good.
Dreamed that my session included a conversation about expanded menu which included BBBJ and Greek. Didn't exercise option on either but will return to.
That idea during my next dream. Clean and safe incall location with no upselling, definitely worth a visit for anyone looking to have a nice massage with no.
Hassle experience from nice girl. Next time I'm going to see Flor mono why mono and can't wait, she's a little gem and firecracker. Will repeat and would.
Recommend.
Michelle - [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/happy-new-year-specials-all-day-best-massage-check-out-28/8436559[/URL].
Flor - [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/treat-yourself-for-the-hollidays-with-a-very-talented-beautiful-costa-rican-30/8361503[/URL].
Tatiana. Saw her in summer and couldn't review until a couple of months later so I owe anyone who saw this chick based on my November review a HUGE.
Apology. Talk about downhill quickly, deterioration at its finest gents. Only thing worth a damn are the man mades but I'the rather dream with a blow up.
Doll.
She's definitely hooked on something and offers a rush, rush experience so she can get her fix. First time I dreamed of her I would have recommended but after December visit I would steer clear. Not worth the time or money even on my worst day.
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Morning WOOD and The Sexy Ladies at Park Avenue Spa
Like most big "cats" (is there a PUN here? LOL) the Jaguar wakes up every morning with major "wood", if you will. As lecherous, lascivious and licentious animals, we red. Blooded men seek pussy constantly and relentlessly. As I foraged through some BP ads this morning, I saw this ad from PAS and nearly "posted" some aboriginal "cream", if you will straight (or is it Peter North and high arcing "choad") into my morning coffee. I wanted to share this link with my brothers on the Board. I swear, Bill Gates and his 80 billion dollar fortune would have a hard time bankrolling repeated visits to this magnificent spa. Enjoy the link my brothers.
JaguarXF
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Jeopardy Game: I Will Take, Name That Ass For 400 Dollars, Please.
I know these plump, heart shaped, mouth watering, corpus spongiosum turgidity, mounds of ass flesh could be photo shopped. But I don't really care. Some of them do look familiar indeed. Alexa at PAS, Emily at MBS, McKenzie, Lexi / Brandy, Lissette at MBS?? The list goes on and on and on. It is tough to tell sometimes between a providers real appearance and what they put on their ads. Jackie from MBS / Elite (formerly) has pics that look a lot like her. Seriously, though she is a bit thicker in person but still incredibly hot (and expensive! Gents, if you get a chance, run don't walk to PAS, Luxsa, Invigor8 or to Natalie, who is now independent. All of the providers at the aforementioned locations will take good care of you. Remember to be a true gentleman and "shower" before seeing a provider, if possible.
Good luck,
JaguarXF. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9484463&image=9686781[/URL].
So Much Fucking Pussy, So Little Time. Can Anyone, Please, Name These Asses??
Gentlemen (and management / providers and even fucking LE who troll here).
I know these plump, heart shaped, mouthwatering, corpus spongiosum turgidity, mounds of ass flesh could be photo shopped. But, Jag doesn't really give a rat's ass! Seriously, what carnivorous, red. Blooded man would EVER complain about seeing a lineup of asses as hot as these? Excuse the baseball reference during football season, but it's like the 1961 Baseball All Star Game. What a fucking lineup!: Musial, Maris, Mantle, Aaron, Mays, Kaline, Killebrew, Cepeda, and Clemente.
Honestly, some of these ball draining ass cracks do look familiar indeed: Jenna, Alexa at PAS, Emily at MBS, McKenzie, Lexi / Brandy, Pam or Lynn (Both on Executive Drive WP) Jackie, Tatiana, Lissette at MBS?? Maybe even Roxy (retired and back home) or Hailey?? Even Monica at Spa 33 on Lee road?? The list goes on and on and on, my esteemed gents. It is tough to tell sometimes between a provider's real appearance and what they put on their ads. Jackie from MBS / Elite (formerly) has pics that look a lot like her. At least two of the ones here in her link are of her. Seriously, though she is a bit thicker in person but still incredibly "tight", sexy and beyond hot (and expensive! Gents, if you get a chance, run don't walk to PAS, (See Keri. Morgan there, too) Luxsa, Invigor8 or to Natalie and Jazmin (who are now independent). All of the providers at the aforementioned locations will take good care of you. I also posted a link to a hot looking MILF in Tavares, but she has no phone number. But her body looks pretty fucking hot. Check out those tatas and those legs! Has anyone seen her? She may be new to the game.
And Remember Jag's (and all true hobbyists everywhere) basic tenets of the game: Be a respectful gentleman and "shower" before seeing a provider, if possible. Refer to PSA at post number 11774 for more details.
Good luck, my brothers!
JaguarXF.
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Montana, Upon Further Review.
[QUOTE=Montana77;1972277]Jag, thanks for posting the pic. Who's the one on the far left?
Montana.[/QUOTE]Hey brother, take a close look at that ass on the left as you mentioned. WTF?? Holy Shit? Please tell me that those little circular patches are not indicative of ringworm. Please, say it aint so! Sorry, brother Montana. I failed to do a closer inspection. As I said the pics could be photo shopped or whatever. Maybe that is not ringworm but merely an "artifactual finding of non. Specific origin" that is actually on the lens of the camera. As far as the identity of the ass on the far left, I can't really say. I just threw out some names of providers that I have seen and asked the Board to play "Name That Ass for 400 dollars". I hope you liked the photos, Montana and my fellow brethren.
P.S. I am out hobbying "hard" (pun intended) this weekend. I will be posting reviews on 4 or 5 providers, some time between Monday and Thursday of next week. Get your fucking I. Pad dictionary's ready my excellent gents!
I'm out.
JaguarXF