RE: The Money Shot Contest
[QUOTE=La Chic; 1105518]Okay SuperE, here goes:
5. Maddie. B movie horror porn like "Hairy Twatter" and my fav,"Throbbin Hood, Prince of Beaves."
4. Jessica. Yummy, yummy, I've got cum in my tummy.
3. Candace. Slurpee surprise.
2. Jen. Classic.
1. Leigh. Her face and hand gesture says it all.
La Chic[/QUOTE]It isn't always how much or how messy or how drooly the cum is. There are many subtle things to enjoy, depending on what you like.
Thank you for your continued attention to my contest and your thoughtful and annotated considerations when you vote.
Re: Move Over Leonardo (and Van Gogh?)
[QUOTE=Vbgent4u2c;1106086]I totally agree. I wish I could print out some of your collages (especially Champagne's) , frame them and hang them on my wall at home, work or both. But something tells me it would not go over well with others.[/QUOTE]I know a monger who lives in the Philly burbs who does exactly that. He takes photos of SWs, and prints his pics in large format, and displays them in frames on his walls. He brings SWs to his home (something I wouldn't do, but to each his own) , and, in addition to knowing this already, I have heard from several SWs who found it interesting and intriguing that he does this.
[QUOTE=Vbgent4u2c]I should however print them and put them in a vault or deposit box. Maybe in 500 years or so SE's work will be worth millions? [/QUOTE]Artists tend not to be appreciated in their lifetimes. Van Gogh's work was spurned. He only ever managed to sell one painting out of the 900 or so that he painted, for 400 francs (about $80) :
[url=http://www.vangoghgallery.com/catalog/Painting/466/Red-Vineyard,-The.html]The Red Vineyard[/url]
Now, of course, he is considered to be one of the best and most recognized painter of all time and his work is worth incalculable millions.
I am not saying I am a Van Gogh. I am just making a point. Anything is possible.
[QUOTE=Vbgent4u2c]Your analogy to The Mona Lisa is excellent! In addition to her smile. Take a close look at her eyes. They tell it all.[/QUOTE]I always thought the Mona Lisa had that "come fuck me" look. Of course, I tend to think a lot of women are saying "fuck me" with their eyes, :)
Question for Supereloquent.
SE, sorry if I didn't read properly and is already in your reports. I would like to know if Champagne provide Greek? (just to get the fantasy of that wonderful, great ass being worked).
RE: Question for Supereloquent
[QUOTE=Vamp;1106336]SE, sorry if I didn't read properly and is already in your reports. I would like to know if Champagne provide Greek? (just to get the fantasy of that wonderful, great ass being worked).[/QUOTE]Here is my report:
[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1102518&viewfull=1#post1102518]My Date with Champagne[/url]
You tell me. :)
RE: On-Topic and Off-Topic Opinions
Let me preface my remarks by saying two things:
1. Forth Ryte has always seemed to me to be one of the good guys. He has further seemed to be one of the more intelligent and level-headed good guys, so, my commentary, wherever it disagrees with him, in no way reflects animosity. It is just a healthily different perspective and point of view, although I do agree with much of what he had to say.
2. There are some downsides to only being able to post in your own thread, but the danger of being "off-topic" isn't one of them. Just about anything for me is "on-topic" unless I start babbling in tongues or typing the phone directory. I make an honest attempt to stick to the purposes of this Forum; if I stray from that from time to time I hope you would forgive a slight detour, given that my main highway is littered with useful information.
[QUOTE= Forth Ryte]What goes on in this forum. Especially this Philly forum that is so busy and so populated with prolific sex addicts. Is sometimes just an opportunity to discuss what the poster wants to discuss. And so long as it relates. However remotely. To sex with women it should be 'on topic. '[/QUOTE]You have NO argument from me on that one.
[QUOTE= Forth Ryte]For some men, sex with a woman is wham-bam-thank-you-Ma'am. For others, it is seduction. The hunt, the dance, the pleasure. Some want more detail, other just want the essential facts. Some want to see pictures of just the girl with no part of the man, others want to see the girl actively engaged in the sex act. Variety, gentlemen, is what makes this and everything we do in life more interesting. Variety in our discussions should be tolerated and even encouraged. Jumping on someone just because YOU weren't interested in what he had to say or jumping on someone just because YOU didn't like the poses in his pictures or the language that he used, just seems awfully small minded to me.[/QUOTE]It couldn't have been said much better: vive la differece.
[QUOTE= Forth Ryte]Some posts are two lines long and others are quite lurid and eloquent. At least one poster here prides himself on his eloquence so what in the world was wrong with one monger discussing the topic of 'eloquence'? JEEZ! Leave the guy alone if that's what he wanted to discuss in the context of the posts on this forum.[/QUOTE]Here is where we disagree. It is one thing to "discuss" or even dispute the topic of "eloquence." It is one thing to point out an oversight, like missing an attribution. It is quite ANOTHER thing to use either of these two subjects as a weapon to attack, to ascribe malevolent motivations and to impugn "integrity." If you are a student of World War II and Operation Market-Garden, that was a bridge WAY too far.
I don't need to plagiarize the work of others to "impress" anyone about my writing abilities. My vast body of work here speaks for itself as to whether I am capable of "erudition" or not. If I were to pick a spot to do that it certainly wouldn't be Wikipedia, as if that was a place nobody could easily find! That source was a quick and dirty way of getting my facts straight. However, you try making well over 2000 posts without any errors or oversights, like missing an attribution. A simple interrupting telephone call or unexpected social or business guest can make editing impossible with the new software, which allows a 60 minute window. I miss the old 24 hour window. Even with 24 hours, many mambers made more mistakes in one post than I have since I became a member here, and now they make even more (as did the attacker in question as a prime example). No amount of editing time will be enough, however, for someone with the grammar skills of a third grader.
Should the guy who vilified me have been left alone to make the leap from "discussion" to obviously hostile and vindictive presumptions? I think not, and several others clearly agreed. If you want to make rash and spiteful assumptions, and use them to jump down somebody's throat, and denounce both his talent and his character, then you had better be prepared for like treatment.
Champagne and Members with an Ass Fetish
[QUOTE=The P Hunter;1106169]FINALLY an anal pic of her! This one is a definate hottie! Thanks for these pics[/QUOTE]You are more than welcome for the pics of Champagne.
I knew there were amateur gynecologists in here. The view count on a pic seems to go WAY up when a girl's legs are spread wide for an unobstructed view of her cootchie. And, I haven't seen many complaints about the same. There seem to be far fewer amateur proctologists, although there are some, like you, to be sure. In that "area" the opinions seem to have greater divergence, similar to the majority / minority differences of opinion about BJ pics. In the "end" we all like what we like for the reasons we like it.
Some mongers love to see and to fuck a SW's asshole, and others prefer neither, and some most especially would sooner NOT see them posted here. These preferences never much influenced what I decide to photograph and post. No matter what the request, pro or con, I just tend to do my own thing and go my own way. But, if the anal pic is your cup of tea, take it the way you like it, straight up or with plenty of milk and sugar, like the English prefer to drink it. :)
Of Speed and Acceleration and Shock-Jocking
I was always fascinated with numbers. It intrigued me that when you jump out of an airplane, there was a terminal velocity (122 mph), beyond which you could fall no faster, after initially accelerating at 32 feet per second / per second, because of the wind resistance of the atmosphere.
In here there is no natural physical resistance of any kind, except perhaps the speed of the internet. Virtually limitless acceleration and speed is possible. I have taken note of my own acceleration and speed. Data available with the new software on this website allows one to look at the views of each thread and measure these things. I made an interesting observation. The "speed" of views on my main thread here is 30,000 to 50,000 views per month faster than any other in the ENTIRE Forum, and it continues to accelerate.
I can't begin to speculate why this is so. There are probably as many different reasons as there are viewers. The numbers I presented, however, are kind of like a "Nielsen rating" for my thread. I think back to when Howard Stern was on public radio, and would do interestingly outrageous things. His Nielsen ratings went through the roof until he was the number one disk jockey in the country as an infamous "shock-jock." I don't pretend I am another Howard Stern, but something about his Nielsen surveys stuck with me: the average radio listener at the time he took the number one slot listened to a radio show for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listened for an hour and twenty minutes. The most common answer they gave as to why they did this was: "We want to see what he will say next." Those who hated Howard Stern listened to him for an average of two and a half hours. The most common answer they gave as to why they did this was: "We want to see what he will say next." Whether there is a common "thread" here I can't say, but something is drawing members to read and look at my stuff. All I CAN say is thank you, and I hope whatever reasons you have for doing that I can maintain and accelerate.
Murphy's Law on the Stroll
[QUOTE=Fbtom;1106782]This is so true! The best times and finds that I have were when I took it slow and deliberate. I have only experienced the "big fish are biting like mad" one time of all of my visits.[/QUOTE]I have often wondered whether there are many great finds at once on the K and I just missed that fact because I took advantage of the first one I found. Because I usually try to get as far from the Ave as possible once I have made a pick-up.
However, it never fails that, when I am definitely finished a day of mongering, and either am completely out of steam from previous dates and / or I have time pressure to be somewhere important: I see a number of pretty, fetching young 'thangs' new to my eyes if I decide to make one final window-shopping pass. It is like sweet torture.
[QUOTE=Fbtom]What is laughable is the horny dogs who race around Philly streets like it is a Monaco Grand Prix event. I'd hate to be walking when these dummies are out! [/QUOTE]There would appear to be no shortage of knuckleheads roaming Kenzo. I think that if you had to pass a basic IQ test to become a monger, the ratio of mongers to girls would fall to something like 1:100.
[QUOTE=Fbtom]I've given up fighting with the forum's auto corrections. Not that I'm dumb or lazy, just tired of dealing with it.[/QUOTE]There are a few auto corrections here that really annoy me. I don't understand why some long quotations, especially the direct quotation of dialogue (which I tend to use frequently), have my double quotations transformed to single quotations. Spacing is often altered for some reason, based on some odd logic. Sentences and phrases, and numbers and phrases with commas sometimes develop small canyons between them that you didn't place there. You can't single-space the distance between paragraphs, which is awkward when you have a number of one-liners that you want to single space. Certain words ([url]nawwwww[/url], [url]yeeeehawww[/url]) become links for some strange reason. The acronym "ID" becomes "I'd," like the writer didn't know the difference (I had to go back and correct this one, for example). AND, last but not least: why can't we place smiley faces in the first draft without having to come back and edit / add them? :)
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Another Champagne Collage
A mosaic collage of the last ten pics posted of Champagne.
To be A SW or Not to Be: THAT Is the Question!
For some reason it posted twice.
All I have to add is to READ my fucking posts, and then MAYBE you might have a chance of getting it right, instead of pulling your envious opinions from a warm dark place.
Davey: step back from the fray. SE: be like a duck with water falling off your back.
Rancorous exchanges are an occasional diversionary feature of these (and all boards). Egos on both sides, for what ever reason, get inflamed, and flame throwing ensues. (All posters who have been around for a while, especially those who have achieved a certain level of recognition / notoriety on the board, can be targets of complaints and attacks over the years, including yours truly. My past reaction and the resulting elevated blood pressure and anger quotient consumed me for a little while. But these are hardly the moments of which I am most proud.
To Davey: Let it be... If you must respond, take it to PM instead making a public display of your hostility. Public attacks intended to humiliate only lead to escalation and increased acrimony. The board does NOT benefit from these attacks.
SE: let your work speak for you. Don't rise to the bait. Deep breath and step away. Clearly your pix are your own, not ripped off. Let others respond if they must, but even defenses by others fan the flames.
Both of you have long records of valuable contributions to the boards. We are grateful for them. But these rancorous exchanges often lead to MAD (mutually assured destruction), where no one comes out looking good.
Giani