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[QUOTE=DocTego;6333848]TG is offering sound advice, but this shit made me laugh.[/QUOTE]That's true. I may have to write a review.

[QUOTE=Mike54;6333360]Your by far the most intelligent man I know. I bet the toughest too sitting in your moms basement jerking off. I'm sure you also have a 14 inch dick. So I am envious all around of you. Now why don't go fuck yourself and report back.[/QUOTE]I took this members advice and set up a date to go fuck myself.

Setup was easy. I told myself I was ready now so no waiting endlessly in parking lots. I was even able to talk myself down to paying nothing.

The juicy details:

I arrived at my own incall and was a bit disappointed. My ass was neither plump nor female so I knew already that this was not going to be a great call. But I was thinking with the little head so I went thru with it anyway. After a quick LE check we got down to business. I started myself off with a handjob which was pretty good. I really knew how to stroke myself. But I was there to go fuck myself so we moved on to that. I told myself to put on a condom but didn't bring any and I didn't have any at my home. So I was going to go in raw which wasn't smart but I assured myself that I was clean.

This was when things got weird. I just couldn't get it into the hole. My dick just can't bend like that. I was very disappointed so I figure I would just tell myself to settle on a blow and go. Well that didn't work either. Contrary to Mike54 I just don't have a 14 inch dick. I prefer deepthroats and that just wasn't going to happen. So I looked to get out of there as quickly as possible. I was tempted to leave a $20 just to be nice but no reason to be nice in this hobby.

I have to say when it comes to fucking myself I will avoid in the future.

[QUOTE=TailGunner1;6333946]I took this members advice and set up a date to go fuck myself.

Setup was easy. I told myself I was ready now so no waiting endlessly in parking lots. I was even able to talk myself down to paying nothing.

The juicy details:

I arrived at my own incall and was a bit disappointed. My ass was neither plump nor female so I knew already that this was not going to be a great call. But I was thinking with the little head so I went thru with it anyway. After a quick LE check we got down to business. I started myself off with a handjob which was pretty good. I really knew how to stroke myself. But I was there to go fuck myself so we moved on to that. I told myself to put on a condom but didn't bring any and I didn't have any at my home. So I was going to go in raw which wasn't smart but I assured myself that I was clean.

This was when things got weird. I just couldn't get it into the hole. My dick just can't bend like that. I was very disappointed so I figure I would just tell myself to settle on a blow and go. Well that didn't work either. Contrary to Mike54 I just don't have a 14 inch dick. I prefer deepthroats and that just wasn't going to happen. So I looked to get out of there as quickly as possible. I was tempted to leave a $20 just to be nice but no reason to be nice in this hobby.

I have to say when it comes to fucking myself I will avoid in the future.[/QUOTE]Ok so the date went to shit. You found you were nothing at all like the pics. BBFS is a maybe But should I still send a deposit? By the way thanks for sharing as much as you do even though some don't appreciate it! Some do! Hoping my world gets back in gear soon.

[QUOTE=LukeWarmWater3;6334259]Ok so the date went to shit. You found you were nothing at all like the pics. BBFS is a maybe But should I still send a deposit? By the way thanks for sharing as much as you do even though some don't appreciate it! Some do! Hoping my world gets back in gear soon.[/QUOTE]Nothing wrong with asking BBFS. YMMV with any and everything. No sense in putting in any reviews then. Because it's all YMMV.

I hope some of you guys are aware some of these chicks do not get tested the only time they get tested is when they get arrested I think a test cost $300 or more without insurance a chick will spend money on drugs before getting tested. I only do BBFS once in a while if I know the chick does not shoot up drugs and is clean I like BBBJ low risk never had an issue I've seen guys on this forum claiming they did BBFS with a chick that look sick with heavy signs of shooting up drugs especially the streetwalker sections and asking if online chicks give BBFS. Be careful get tested after doing BBFS with a chick I'm waiting for my test results.

[QUOTE=HummerVette;6334311]Nothing wrong with asking BBFS. YMMV with any and everything. No sense in putting in any reviews then. Because it's all YMMV.[/QUOTE]I was attempting to be funny! My response was to Tail gunner. As for myself my list of who in this world I'm going by with is incredibly short! No judgment from me in any ways but risks far outweigh rewards!

Don't believe the hype in her ad.

I was in Ac for the night decided to see Rissa. Thought she looked cute judging from the pics posted. Wow was I wrong I called her and from that point I should have just walked. She sounded out of it when she answered I offered an Uber to pick her up 30 mins later she was at my hotel. When she got out right away I knew my gut was right. Hair is a mess didn't look clean. I offered her a shower and right away she was saying she can't stay an hour it's 2. I paid 1. For 30 mins. She took a quick shower I even gave her a razor she looks like she didn't shave in months. Those pics she posted I figure are at least 3 yrs old her boobs are deflated she has a decent but much smaller booty. So she gets out and gives an ok BJ "not the best ac" as her ad states. Then I do her doggy I ask if a trip to Greece is avail. Yes for an exter 1. I declined she kinda like a dead fish and rushed to leave. I'll pass next time it's at the point you can't believe what these girls say or post. Not even worth $1. Just say no!!

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/south-jersey/female-escorts/caucasian_e/27-best-head-on-skip--/188261459393[/URL]

[QUOTE=NYCkid;6349078]Don't believe the hype in her ad.

I was in Ac for the night decided to see Rissa. Thought she looked cute judging from the pics posted. Wow was I wrong I called her and from that point I should have just walked. She sounded out of it when she answered I offered an Uber to pick her up 30 mins later she was at my hotel. When she got out right away I knew my gut was right. Hair is a mess didn't look clean. I offered her a shower and right away she was saying she can't stay an hour it's 2. I paid 1. For 30 mins. She took a quick shower I even gave her a razor she looks like she didn't shave in months. Those pics she posted I figure are at least 3 yrs old her boobs are deflated she has a decent but much smaller booty. So she gets out and gives an ok BJ "not the best ac" as her ad states. Then I do her doggy I ask if a trip to Greece is avail. Yes for an exter 1. I declined she kinda like a dead fish and rushed to leave. I'll pass next time it's at the point you can't believe what these girls say or post. Not even worth $1. Just say no!!

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/south-jersey/female-escorts/caucasian_e/27-best-head-on-skip--/188261459393[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for info. I contacted her last year but she has no incall, so no go.

[QUOTE=NYCkid;6349078]Don't believe the hype in her ad.

I was in Ac for the night decided to see Rissa. Thought she looked cute judging from the pics posted. Wow was I wrong I called her and from that point I should have just walked. She sounded out of it when she answered I offered an Uber to pick her up 30 mins later she was at my hotel. When she got out right away I knew my gut was right. Hair is a mess didn't look clean. I offered her a shower and right away she was saying she can't stay an hour it's 2. I paid 1. For 30 mins. She took a quick shower I even gave her a razor she looks like she didn't shave in months. Those pics she posted I figure are at least 3 yrs old her boobs are deflated she has a decent but much smaller booty. So she gets out and gives an ok BJ "not the best ac" as her ad states. Then I do her doggy I ask if a trip to Greece is avail. Yes for an exter 1. I declined she kinda like a dead fish and rushed to leave. I'll pass next time it's at the point you can't believe what these girls say or post. Not even worth $1. Just say no!!

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/south-jersey/female-escorts/caucasian_e/27-best-head-on-skip--/188261459393[/URL][/QUOTE]She was reviewed a while back and it pretty much said what you said. You are right. You can't go by what they say. I always ignore the girls who say they give the best head. Only once did a girl who said that turn out to be legit. She even said refunds available if she is not the best. Of course no girl will ever give a refund but she did live up to her hype. She left the area a year or so ago and moved down south. If she ever posts up here again I will post and recommend.

I feel like this girl must have reviews, but my search didn't pick any up. Her pics look way to good for what we normally have to choose from so I'm really unsure. Thanks.

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Edit: Realized she's just outcall but still curious.

She's been posting for a while and I can't find a review of her. Has anyone seen her?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/south-jersey/female-escorts/caucasian_w/heartshapedkate-/345704750498[/URL]

[QUOTE=TailGunner1;6349710]She was reviewed a while back and it pretty much said what you said. You are right. You can't go by what they say. I always ignore the girls who say they give the best head. Only once did a girl who said that turn out to be legit. She even said refunds available if she is not the best. Of course no girl will ever give a refund but she did live up to her hype. She left the area a year or so ago and moved down south. If she ever posts up here again I will post and recommend.[/QUOTE]Yeah I bet now she's not worth it but I first met her in her prime / early days around 2018 and that's where those pics are from. I was a regular with her for a whole summer and it was amazing very attractive nice body easy to talk to we took a lot of vids together she was 100% clean upbeat personality just really felt like a gf. Took a yr off and came back to her in 2019 and totally a change, had a pimp and the drugs took a toll on her a lot, after that date I never talked to her again.

[QUOTE=SunBatherBob;6362201]She's been posting for a while and I can't find a review of her. Has anyone seen her?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/south-jersey/female-escorts/caucasian_w/heartshapedkate-/345704750498[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her a few times about 6 months ago. Skinnier than you could imagine. 100% open menu. She came to me in EHT, drove herself. Only way I would repeat was doing doubles with her friend (s).

Best way to get a new number.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=BigStig860;6366771]I saw her a few times about 6 months ago. Skinnier than you could imagine. 100% open menu. She came to me in EHT, drove herself. Only way I would repeat was doing doubles with her friend (s).

Best way to get a new number.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reply.

Its been a while since I have visited AC. Does anyone know if she is still around?