Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2818946]This situation has never happened to me but I have very limited experience at the AMPs. I understand it doesn't seem very polite but can't one decline to be massaged by a granny or a MT who is not exactly what you prefer? Don't we ask for a stylist of our preference at the haircut place so why not at the massage place?[/QUOTE]After seeing recent positive reviews on M2, I was hopeful just like Bob mentioned of getting the switch-a-roo at or after the TS. If I decide to give it another run there, I will walk away if mamasan is the only option. I only start to go the appointment route if I have "connected" with a masseuse. Frankly, part of the enjoyment now is I am new to this area coming from the motorcity area. So, I am still learning the AMP scene here and each new AMP I've tried here has been a roll of the dice. Much more expensive here in the greater Windy City area, your dollar definitely goes further in the Detroit, Lansing, Battle Creek, and Jackson area AMP scene. And, it's been humbling, I had a much better batting average in MI on first time visits than I've had here so far. I will continue to search for that diamond in the rough in this area. You know, the AMP with a beautiful masseuse, great massage skills, leaves you extremely satisfied each time, and doesn't require a payday loan for the visit. LOL. For what it's worth I definitely prefer Chinese AMPs, cleaner, massages tend to be better, and again, like Bob mentioned whoever greets you will be your masseuse.

Anyone been to Yun's lately? Recent reviews have been less than stellar, to say the least. It used to be my "go-to" spot but the talent has been subpar. Please, anyone with a good experience lately, please share!

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2828345]Anyone been to Yun's lately? Recent reviews have been less than stellar, to say the least. It used to be my "go-to" spot but the talent has been subpar. Please, anyone with a good experience lately, please share![/QUOTE]It has been average at best. I would only go if it was at the end of your list.

Of course YMMV.

YM.

I agree. My visit last week was just ok, nothing stellar.

[QUOTE=YoungMan;2828426]It has been average at best. I would only go if it was at the end of your list.

Of course YMMV.

YM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2828345]Anyone been to Yun's lately? Recent reviews have been less than stellar, to say the least. It used to be my "go-to" spot but the talent has been subpar. Please, anyone with a good experience lately, please share![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2828438]I agree. My visit last week was just ok, nothing stellar.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YoungMan;2828426]It has been average at best. I would only go if it was at the end of your list.

Of course YMMV.

YM.[/QUOTE]Thanks. That's what I was afraid of.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2828498]Thanks. That's what I was afraid of.[/QUOTE]Same! Had bebe the last time; got what I wanted but seen better at others. I might head up to lux on dundee. I had good talent there a few times.

I had Bebe at YUN. She provided an ok massage. I was still on my stomach and she stood at the front of the table and rubbed her small tits on my head while reaching for my ass and said, you like? Of course I like. Then she sat between my legs and teased my balls so I raised up on my knees for a rimjob and rusty trombone. Nice!

My last visit with her was lack luster. Giving that place a break for a while.

[QUOTE=Bear1;2835309]I had Bebe at YUN. She provided an ok massage. I was still on my stomach and she stood at the front of the table and rubbed her small tits on my head while reaching for my ass and said, you like? Of course I like. Then she sat between my legs and teased my balls so I raised up on my knees for a rimjob and rusty trombone. Nice![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bear1;2835309]I had Bebe at YUN. She provided an ok massage. I was still on my stomach and she stood at the front of the table and rubbed her small tits on my head while reaching for my ass and said, you like? Of course I like. Then she sat between my legs and teased my balls so I raised up on my knees for a rimjob and rusty trombone. Nice![/QUOTE]You learn something new every day. LOL. The rusty trombone is new to me.

[QUOTE=BigWillie1111;2835871]You learn something new every day. LOL. The rusty trombone is new to me.[/QUOTE]I almost lost it when I looked up Rusty Trombone in the urban dictionary (yes I'm admitting it).

"RUSTY TROMBONE:

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

Example: "While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels. ".

TOFTT at new place Sunshine. Ad: "Come relax with our licensed, professional, pretty massage therapists.

They will release and sooth your sore aching muscles". Great massage but did not leave happy.

Made the trek out here again. New MMS from the last time I was there. Drew a lady who just started there. Had a nice time, good massage, spinner body, attractive MILF type in my eyes, said she was in her early 30's but looked older to me, maybe 40's but I have a hard time with these ladies ages.
The only issue was she wanted the tip before and I had to say no to that twice before she let it go. She likes to be massaged too. No shorting on time.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2841459]Made the trek out here again. New MMS from the last time I was there. Drew a lady who just started there. Had a nice time, good massage, spinner body, attractive MILF type in my eyes, said she was in her early 30's but looked older to me, maybe 40's but I have a hard time with these ladies ages.
The only issue was she wanted the tip before and I had to say no to that twice before she let it go. She likes to be massaged too. No shorting on time.[/QUOTE]When was the last time you went there? I went around December time and had a flirty MILF. If they've changed talent I might pay visit again.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2835526]My last visit with her was lack luster. Giving that place a break for a while.[/QUOTE]Same here. I think around December I went there and had to walk out as soon as I saw the talent. May be it was a bad day? But decided not going back unless I hear otherwise!

There was some discussion on Sylvia a while ago and it went down. I did pay a visit few weeks back but forgot to report. Thinking about it, there was a reason why I forgot. I didn't find it as appealing as some of the other members here did. No offense to anyone, it is just individual taste!

For me massage was ok, just standard ending (cheap rates) and she promised more for next visit. But I'm not sure about the next visit. Yet.

Keep sharing. Happy mongering!