Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;3070238]Don't know why so long to book, I booked in one day. She lives off boy scout road nice condo, nude body rub, fingers in pussy and daty when I put her on the table.

Little perky tits but nice, and very thick elsewhere. Good tasting pussy and very clean girl. She told me she would rather masturbate rather than get laid and has a boy friend W T F.[/QUOTE]Like I've said I only like seeing her because her table massage is good for the price since she includes a HJ. I did the 1. 5 hour 2 showers and Nuru with her once when it was $$ (I see it's gone up to $$$ now). I never DATY'd her because one time when I attempted to she nudged me off and told me she has a BF. I'm going to find out this week if she offers DATY with just the 1 hr table massage because her nuru donations are still steep especially for just a HJ.

[blue]I'll never understand this. She "allows" DATY? My love for eating pussy is equaled by no man, but "allows?" If a chick wouldn't "allow" me to eat her pussy she's not "allowed" to have my money.

Some days I feel so sorry for my brothers stuck in sex prison that I can barely express it.

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[QUOTE=HalconAzul;3071432]Like I've said I only like seeing her because her table massage is good for the price since she includes a HJ. I did the 1. 5 hour 2 showers and Nuru with her once when it was $$ (I see it's gone up to $$$ now). I never DATY'd her because one time when I attempted to she nudged me off and told me she has a BF. I'm going to find out this week if she offers DATY with just the 1 hr table massage because her nuru donations are still steep especially for just a HJ.

[blue]I'll never understand this. She "allows" DATY? My love for eating pussy is equaled by no man, but "allows?" If a chick wouldn't "allow" me to eat her pussy she's not "allowed" to have my money.

Some days I feel so sorry for my brothers stuck in sex prison that I can barely express it.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]She LOVES anal, she's an anal freak, she is totally buckwild with her anal skills, the problem is that she's is very selective of who is getting the anal. You have to see her a few times and bow down to her to get the golden ticket, but its well worth it. Also the boyfriend isn't an idiot, he knows what she does and could care less. Me and him banged a popular girl in town together, idk if she knows but he knows.

Water city massage was my 1st visit in my nightmares oops I meant dreams. Paid. 70 for the hour which was a lame massage by a middle aged Asian. I wanted everything to which she replied "never". So when she wanted another. 70 for a handy j, I replied with her own words & walked out. Went to lotus on del Prado & the gal there was not attractive or friendly so I left. The worst was Madonna at jade when she wanted 180 Mario coins for a body to body massage. At least with these $40 grand opening specials for the half hour I can know right away if I can leave happy or sad with minimal wallet damage. At jade I only got a 5 minute massage. Madonna spent so much time haggling for the upswell & wanting cash up front it was a buzzkill. I tried the Asian massage across the street from the bowling alley on del Prado but she was busy with a client & told me to come back tomorrow as it was 9 pm. Seriously how do these joints stay in business?

My buddy had a great time here today! She was at Water City in the Cape but went on vacation to NY and is now at Sunbelt in Ft. Myers.

Very pretty girl, 5'9 ish, 140, large C's. Just his type of girl, not too thin with some meat on her but not fat either.

$. 2 plus hours fee was more than he likes spending but a better bang for his buck than a lot of providers around right now.

Paid house fee for 1 hr. Great table shower with lots of teasing. Her English is pretty decent. Massage was good! All the roaming he wanted and she seemed to enjoy. CBJ, cfs, fiv, and kissing, cg, misc. She got pretty loud and was soaking wet. He can close his eyes and remember her grabbing his junior and saying it's so nice to see you again before putting cover on.

You got to love the girls that love what they do!

[QUOTE=FlaBrother;3076079]My buddy had a great time here today! She was at Water City in the Cape but went on vacation to NY and is now at Sunbelt in Ft. Myers.

Very pretty girl, 5'9 ish, 140, large C's. Just his type of girl, not too thin with some meat on her but not fat either.

$. 2 plus hours fee was more than he likes spending but a better bang for his buck than a lot of providers around right now.

Paid house fee for 1 hr. Great table shower with lots of teasing. Her English is pretty decent. Massage was good! All the roaming he wanted and she seemed to enjoy. CBJ, cfs, fiv, and kissing, cg, misc. She got pretty loud and was soaking wet. He can close his eyes and remember her grabbing his junior and saying it's so nice to see you again before putting cover on.

You got to love the girls that love what they do![/QUOTE]Had no luck when I searched for this place. A little help please.

[QUOTE=Orangie;3077926]Had no luck when I searched for this place. A little help please.[/QUOTE]On Santa Barbra north of the high school and Marathon gas station. Small group of stores west side. Be safe, bring your own cover.

Rodney out.

I read this thread once in a while and it always seems that everything is overpriced and cavetching about it, rightfully so. I just do not get why pay so much. It seems better to just go fine a SW, get a. 3 BBBJ, then go to a legit licensed masseuse for a 30 to 40 min real massage, then you even have enough left over to go fetch another BBBJ with a QVisit on BP or again with a good sucker on the street. I guess an expensive HJ HE is good enough for some, but I just do not get it. These places get busted too as they are always a target for LEO.

Is the only upside that you lust for an asian chick and none are to be found on BP? Maybe not on BP in Ft. Myers area, but many cities have the asian "syndicate" running gals on a circuit in motels for a full BP adventure, which many do like, although often it can be a disappointment with them as well, it seems from reviews I have read.

[QUOTE=Freedom2B;3079739]I read this thread once in a while and it always seems that everything is overpriced and cavetching about it, rightfully so. I just do not get why pay so much. It seems better to just go fine a SW, get a. 3 BBBJ, then go to a legit licensed masseuse for a 30 to 40 min real massage, then you even have enough left over to go fetch another BBBJ with a QVisit on BP or again with a good sucker on the street. I guess an expensive HJ HE is good enough for some, but I just do not get it. These places get busted too as they are always a target for LEO.

Is the only upside that you lust for an asian chick and none are to be found on BP? Maybe not on BP in Ft. Myers area, but many cities have the asian "syndicate" running gals on a circuit in motels for a full BP adventure, which many do like, although often it can be a disappointment with them as well, it seems from reviews I have read.[/QUOTE]I prefer the convenience. I can just walk right in. I hate waiting for callbacks. Sometimes you get to the location for the 2nd call / txt and it may or may not come, that's IF they even call you back. I also know that worst case scenario, you walk out with a so-so massage. No pimps, druggies, cops, ex's and no one stealing from you. It's very difficult to find a regular BP gal who is available at my erratic work schedule and be available when I'm in need.

[QUOTE=TruckerTM;3081004]I prefer the convenience. I can just walk right in. I hate waiting for callbacks. Sometimes you get to the location for the 2nd call / txt and it may or may not come, that's IF they even call you back. I also know that worst case scenario, you walk out with a so-so massage. No pimps, druggies, cops, ex's and no one stealing from you. It's very difficult to find a regular BP gal who is available at my erratic work schedule and be available when I'm in need.[/QUOTE]All good points, value gained is not free or cheap. Understood.

[QUOTE=Freedom2B;3079739]I read this thread once in a while and it always seems that everything is overpriced and cavetching about it, rightfully so. I just do not get why pay so much. It seems better to just go fine a SW, get a. 3 BBBJ, then go to a legit licensed masseuse for a 30 to 40 min real massage, then you even have enough left over to go fetch another BBBJ with a QVisit on BP or again with a good sucker on the street. I guess an expensive HJ HE is good enough for some, but I just do not get it. These places get busted too as they are always a target for LEO.

Is the only upside that you lust for an asian chick and none are to be found on BP? Maybe not on BP in Ft. Myers area, but many cities have the asian "syndicate" running gals on a circuit in motels for a full BP adventure, which many do like, although often it can be a disappointment with them as well, it seems from reviews I have read.[/QUOTE]Trucker has some good points that I agree with. Another reason is the Dance and the search for that great girl.

It was a lot more fun when it was a max of 160 reasons for everything including a massage.

And BUSH. I miss it so much! At least you do find a few more ladies leave a small patch lately.

[QUOTE=Freedom2B;3079739]I read this thread once in a while and it always seems that everything is overpriced and cavetching about it, rightfully so. I just do not get why pay so much. It seems better to just go fine a SW, get a. 3 BBBJ, then go to a legit licensed masseuse for a 30 to 40 min real massage, then you even have enough left over to go fetch another BBBJ with a QVisit on BP or again with a good sucker on the street. I guess an expensive HJ HE is good enough for some, but I just do not get it. These places get busted too as they are always a target for LEO.

Is the only upside that you lust for an asian chick and none are to be found on BP? Maybe not on BP in Ft. Myers area, but many cities have the asian "syndicate" running gals on a circuit in motels for a full BP adventure, which many do like, although often it can be a disappointment with them as well, it seems from reviews I have read.[/QUOTE]A couple of reasons, first the risk of a SW is way too high for me as it relates to LE, I can not take any risk there and AMPs just are not anywhere like that. Second I like a good massage with a great tease before the finish, which may or may not be FS. If you establish a connection to a provider over time it gets better and better as she knows exactly what you like and how to provide it.

Besides having problems with women I've dated who want me to take them on a sak's 5th AV shopping spree as a condition of a date, the reasons why I prefer AMPs to BP providers & strippers are the following:

1. Poor hygene: I always come freshly showered & clean. Not all but a lot of strippers & escorts make me gag when they reek of either body odor, cig smoke, or the worst of all, a vagina that smells like a dead fish! My experience was great in the Tampa / st Pete area. The girls were not only clean but they were polite & nice for the most part. Down here while a lot of the girls at the AMP's are not the best looking, at least mostly they were clean.

2. On time most of the time: if you call an AMP ahead of time they will mostly accommodate you even if it is a little bit past closing. Now for the rundown. I was dreaming in south Naples when I skipped massage ylan near Taco Bell because the girl there was neither friendly not attractive. I hit the AMP on 41 south of rattlesnake hammock rd to take advantage of their $39 hh special. Table shower was followed up by the offer by a somewhat attractive Asian girl of FS for $170! She was demanding in almost an angry way that I pay her mo money. Left with an unload for. 50 but did not leave happy. Will not return. She never gave me the hot towel I politely asked for!

So I had a dream about the new Jade Spa in the Cape and their introductory grand opening special for hour of 60. Thought what the hell. Guys, save your money. Totally lame. Was taken to a room by a very shy spinner. Asked for ts first, she told me wait 10 minute, massage first then go. So got comfortable, she came in and covered me in a huge towel from head to toe. The started my massage which was very lame. WTF?? Went to TS, and her co-worker was in there bathing herself. Also an adjacent room had a bed and all kinds of clothing and tv on. They must live there. On the TS, no teasing what so ever. Not even soap up the boys. Very disappointed. Dry off back to room, towel on me again. No teasing. Went to the flip, she wanted $$ for BBBJ. I said no thanks the standard will do. Oiled me up and I tried to roam and slid my hand up and found out she was on the rag!! I blew my load and hopped out of there. So disappointing. Don't waste you money guys.

I've never really wrote about my experiences yet but figured maybe time to start. Last Thursday I stopped by and saw a women who was cute in the face, a little more heavy set but a sweetheart. I didn't catch her name but I stayed for the full hour and it felt great. Finally when it came down to flip she asked what I wanted so I told her FS which she agreed at a low price. She did a CBJ for a bit and then she went right into it. The little bit of weight was over shadowed by the nice rack and great personality. The second time I went wasn't so god. I ran into another women who's name I do not recall and should would go farther the a CBJ which was kind of upsetting and then wanted to charge 100 for that which I could not believe. Thursday though I finally met Barbie and my god she is the full package. Beautiful and completely nice. We talked for a bit then went right into FS. From now on that's who I will see absolutely 10 put of 10 *. Hope this helps and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Newbreed2236;3087744]I've never really wrote about my experiences yet but figured maybe time to start. Last Thursday I stopped by and saw a women who was cute in the face, a little more heavy set but a sweetheart. I didn't catch her name but I stayed for the full hour and it felt great. Finally when it came down to flip she asked what I wanted so I told her FS which she agreed at a low price. She did a CBJ for a bit and then she went right into it. The little bit of weight was over shadowed by the nice rack and great personality. The second time I went wasn't so god. I ran into another women who's name I do not recall and should would go farther the a CBJ which was kind of upsetting and then wanted to charge 100 for that which I could not believe. Thursday though I finally met Barbie and my god she is the full package. Beautiful and completely nice. We talked for a bit then went right into FS. From now on that's who I will see absolutely 10 put of 10 *. Hope this helps and happy hunting.[/QUOTE]You didn't name the parlor!