I may be worse than I thought at riddles.
[QUOTE=WorkBook224;4077365]Went out to a newer club that replaced a failing club on a Monday night at 10:30. 4 cars in the lot. Turned right out of the lot to find a place to turn around and head back into town and the lot I pulled into had a massage place with the open light still lit. I figured that it was just left on and I'd never had any luck in Portland (I always go to Vancouver), but I tried the door.
It was open!
A thin, slightly older woman in a sun dress appeared. Could be anywhere between 30 and 50, but she was cute and had a nice little body, named Lisa.
Charged me the usual. 6 and to the back we went. The first thirty minutes was a pretty rotten massage except that about half the time she was tugging on Big Willy and the twins. On the flip she started negotiating. . 6 hand, $ for head.
I tried to talk her down, no avail, but she switched the $ to inclusive. Inclusive it was indeed. Started BBBJ, switched to DATY and DATO (which she was insistent on). She spent some time thoroughly cleaning the boys while putting on the hat. Mish and Cowgirl were good, doggy worked perfect as she wanted to get a finger up her ass too. Managed to roll around enough to get back in 69 for BBBJCIM (she went for it but didn't like it).
She gave me her number. Texted her this week and had a nice 10 pm appointment with similar results. Her English was terrible but she says she'll meet outside the parlor sometime.
It'll be my go to spot in Portland now.[/QUOTE]Could someone please PM a hint or location?
Any hints for the new guy?
[QUOTE=WorkBook224;4077365]Went out to a newer club that replaced a failing club on a Monday night at 10:30. 4 cars in the lot. Turned right out of the lot to find a place to turn around and head back into town and the lot I pulled into had a massage place with the open light still lit. I figured that it was just left on and I'd never had any luck in Portland (I always go to Vancouver), but I tried the door.
It was open!
A thin, slightly older woman in a sun dress appeared. Could be anywhere between 30 and 50, but she was cute and had a nice little body, named Lisa.
Charged me the usual. 6 and to the back we went. The first thirty minutes was a pretty rotten massage except that about half the time she was tugging on Big Willy and the twins. On the flip she started negotiating. . 6 hand, $ for head.
I tried to talk her down, no avail, but she switched the $ to inclusive. Inclusive it was indeed. Started BBBJ, switched to DATY and DATO (which she was insistent on). She spent some time thoroughly cleaning the boys while putting on the hat. Mish and Cowgirl were good, doggy worked perfect as she wanted to get a finger up her ass too. Managed to roll around enough to get back in 69 for BBBJCIM (she went for it but didn't like it).
She gave me her number. Texted her this week and had a nice 10 pm appointment with similar results. Her English was terrible but she says she'll meet outside the parlor sometime.
It'll be my go to spot in Portland now.[/QUOTE]I cannot figure out where this place is? PM me?
Eastside and Westside Experience
So I've gone on a nice little tour this past month on spots on the eastside and westside. I've had pretty good luck on both sides of the river. 3 out of 4 places on the westside were HE. The one place that didn't end w / a HE (Chuck E Cheese) has had reports from other users with the opposite result, so it may be the person I got on that particular night.
On the eastside, it was 2 out of 4. One place was DIY, which I passed on. This place also had reports from other members about being pleased with the finish, so again it might have been the girl. I will say that I will not be returning. The massage was good, nice and hard, but she felt she was entitled to a bigger tip than what I gave and tried to make a stink about it. I plan on going back to the other place to try my luck again because the gal was by far the best looking I've experienced and she gave a great massage.
My gut tells me most of these places are open to the idea of HE. One place on the westside had a sign that asked people to keep on the underwear, which I disregarded. It ended well. Feel free to shoot me a PM for locations. Most of the places I went to had several reviews on rubmaps.
AMP near Convention Center
I will be in town for a couple days, staying across the street from the convention center. Looking for a HE spot within walking distance that won't put me in a really bad area.
