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Cousin It
[QUOTE=Gansett]Monday I took a ride around 5pm, I also hate it getting dark so soon. Nothing including a swing thru 0-ville except for that very old, nasty looking blonde.
Back to elmwood, wsw(?) boots, short plaid skirt, white sweater by that new place across and down a bit from the old dive shop. Looked very nice, too nice after I noticed the silver SUV with dark windows around the corner. Maybe, maybe not but I passed. Saw a blonde in dark clothes front of Mapps getting in a car, figured maybe I'd cruise and wait.
Coming back on elm see a creature o' the streets by the cemetary, I make the obvious effort to slow and turn into the Hess. Park off to the side. It appears. It gets in. Then I realize I have picked up "It". The mute tranny. DAMMIT. Tell It to get out, It wants a cigarette, I refuse, for the second time I tell It to get out. It tries to reach over to grab the pack, I stop that real quick by grabbing the pack on the dash myself, no way am I touching It.
Now I'm PO'd and tell It to get out again. It slams my door so hard it's a wonder the glass didn't break, then walks away. It then turns and starts coming back, I pull my keys and start to get out. I'm thinking, right or wrong, It is going to start beating, kicking on my vehicle. That's not going to happen boys and girls. It notices I'm out and coming around and starts running away across the lot and into Potters. Unfortunately It fails to compensate for the 3-4 inch curbing, stumbles and almost gets hit by a car. Gets up crying, or making sounds like It's crying.
I've never ever laid a hand on any woman, including sw'ers that have ripped me off. I should feel bad but I don't. Am I a bad person?[/QUOTE]
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
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Personally....
[QUOTE=Gansett]Monday I took a ride around 5pm, I also hate it getting dark so soon. Nothing including a swing thru 0-ville except for that very old, nasty looking blonde.
Back to elmwood, wsw(?) boots, short plaid skirt, white sweater by that new place across and down a bit from the old dive shop. Looked very nice, too nice after I noticed the silver SUV with dark windows around the corner. Maybe, maybe not but I passed. Saw a blonde in dark clothes front of Mapps getting in a car, figured maybe I'd cruise and wait.
Coming back on elm see a creature o' the streets by the cemetary, I make the obvious effort to slow and turn into the Hess. Park off to the side. It appears. It gets in. Then I realize I have picked up "It". The mute tranny. DAMMIT. Tell It to get out, It wants a cigarette, I refuse, for the second time I tell It to get out. It tries to reach over to grab the pack, I stop that real quick by grabbing the pack on the dash myself, no way am I touching It.
Now I'm PO'd and tell It to get out again. It slams my door so hard it's a wonder the glass didn't break, then walks away. It then turns and starts coming back, I pull my keys and start to get out. I'm thinking, right or wrong, It is going to start beating, kicking on my vehicle. That's not going to happen boys and girls. It notices I'm out and coming around and starts running away across the lot and into Potters. Unfortunately It fails to compensate for the 3-4 inch curbing, stumbles and almost gets hit by a car. Gets up crying, or making sounds like It's crying.
I've never ever laid a hand on any woman, including sw'ers that have ripped me off. I should feel bad but I don't. Am I a bad person?[/QUOTE]I would have thrown it the butt to get rid of it. Only because it was cold out.
Then again, I don't smoke.
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Oooops
When I went out yesterday I saw the reason IT was returning. I found several condoms on my front seat, guess they fell out of IT's pocket or IT dropped them in IT"s haste to get out. Violated my rule of always checking after they leave. It could have been a potential problem.
I did find Roxeann on Atwells near Academy around noon, wsw, brown hair, spinner type with "A" cups. She succumbed to my boyish charms and 30 for a nice bbbjcim with no complaints and no directions had to be given either. No digits as "I'm out everyday" but I've never seen her before.
Remember, check your car! I got lazy but dodged a bullet.
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thanks
G, thanks for the laugh. I'm actually still chuckling now as I'm writing this as I can picture the whole scenario very well. Don't worry you're not a bad person and I'm sure that others have done or would do worse when faced with that situation. I had posted about this tranny several weeks back in the hope of helping someone avoid such a bad scene. Just chalk it up to a bad day and you know we all have them sooner or later. At least you didn't find out TOO LATE.
[QUOTE=Gansett]I've never ever laid a hand on any woman, including sw'ers that have ripped me off. I should feel bad but I don't. Am I a bad person?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Horny As Hell]G, thanks for the laugh. I'm actually still chuckling now as I'm writing this as I can picture the whole scenario very well. Don't worry you're not a bad person and I'm sure that others have done or would do worse when faced with that situation. I had posted about this tranny several weeks back in the hope of helping someone avoid such a bad scene. Just chalk it up to a bad day and you know we all have them sooner or later. At least you didn't find out TOO LATE.[/QUOTE]YES the famous find out too late. I picked up the BSW tranny about a year ago. Wearing short skirt. Stand on corner near the school near the famous black fence. Heavy eye makeup. It was dark, so "she" looked good. Plus I'm a sucker for a big butt. Anyways gets in the car. Starts touching me. Asks for 40. When "she" spoke I heard the voice and said. Wait are you a dude. "she" goes you knew damn well what you were picking up. Reached for my shifter tried ramming my car from drive to reverse. I got nervous so slammed on the brakes asked her to get out. She reaches for my keys to try to steal them. I hold her hand. Grabbed twenty bucks from my hand slapped me one and left my vehicle. Pretty scary but I guess I got lucky considering what could of happened.
Any help spotting the def "it"? That would be appreciated.
Happy hunting
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No, thanks back
Horny if it was your post about "IT" it's you I have to thank. It was dark and not until IT was in the seat and IT started the "aaarrgh, aaarrgh" stuff, don't laff guys, not nice to pick on IT's handicapp, that the post came flying back .
Judging strictly on looks I doubt I would have been agreeable anyway if I hadn't known.
Daddy, IT was reaching for the new pack in the hole in my dash I had just bought. I doubt seriously IT's plan was to only to take one out.
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[QUOTE=Horny As Hell]G, thanks for the laugh. I'm actually still chuckling now as I'm writing this as I can picture the whole scenario very well. Don't worry you're not a bad person and I'm sure that others have done or would do worse when faced with that situation. I had posted about this tranny several weeks back in the hope of helping someone avoid such a bad scene. Just chalk it up to a bad day and you know we all have them sooner or later. At least you didn't find out TOO LATE.[/QUOTE]Yes Speaking of the famous to Late. How do you pick "it" out of the walkers? Does anything stand out about "it" that would help. As you all know, I have made the mistaking of picking up a tranny before, the black thick "it" with the big booty and short skirts, heavy make up.
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It
G,
I wasn't the first to ever post about "IT" but the previous ones were kind of old. My recent post was to pass on thanks for the earliest one of all (RIXY) and to refresh everyone's mind about the topic. Just a friendly FYI.
You are right about certain things triggering a memory about a post and helping save your butt from either "It", or a ripoff or even just a BAD date.
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[QUOTE=Rimale Fun]Yes Speaking of the famous to Late. How do you pick "it" out of the walkers? Does anything stand out about "it" that would help. As you all know, I have made the mistaking of picking up a tranny before, the black thick "it" with the big booty and short skirts, heavy make up.[/QUOTE]
So, how was "IT"? :)
<edit> Sorry just read your other post. Men and women walk differently, men have adams apples and larger hands, deeper voices. Also if "it's" pecker is bigger than yours it might be a tranny,,I'm just sayin". :)
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Friday Evening on Elm
Saw two WSW both blondes -- one near the old United Camera the other across the street from the cemetary south of Potters at 700PM tonight. warm weather brings 'em out. Go slow and be safe.
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Heather
Another run this morning at 0430hrs. Broad and Cranston had nothing but skanks and Elmwood had several I wouldn't play with and also Heather. This is a different Heather than the other one I already know. I spotted her using the payphone down near Wahlgreen's. By the time I flipped she had crossed over to the Hess and was trying to bum a ride. Two (2) others turned her down and I had nothing better to do so I agreed.
Once we were rolling the small talk flowed and we ended up agreeing to myself giving her a ride plus .2 and she would give me "what I wanted"
Now, this Heather is older (probably late 40's to early 50's) BUT she's a spinner (my favorite) she had on a very nice perfume and as I was to find out she gives ONE HELL OF A CBJ. Her cbj is so good that it's better than most sw's bbbj. Plus, she doesn't mind my roaming hands ;)
She put the condom on with just her mouth (no hands) and I always like that. She can DT and she took her sweet time and did a GREAT job. I will definitely scoop her again if I see her. Next time I may even upgrade to FS. She said that's she's out often and is always on Elmwood and not anywhere else.
She also allowed me to take the pics and a video of the action as well. Since I promised not to take face pics (ooops I made a couple oh well) I will not post them as I can't trust others on here not to blab about them. I also ended up getting digits but will keep them private for now. Luck to most and play safe.
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Had my worst SW experience ever yesterday. Damn you darkness. Saw what initially looked like a decent looking SW a couple of blocks from Service RD 7 on Broad. Pulled over on a side st. and she/he? got in. I immediately thought some thing wasn't right and they started asking me how much I had and started rubbing my dick. After a couple of blocks I said I was going to bring them back. That's when things went downhill fast. They demanded $20 and I told them to get out or I'd bring them out. They grabbed my car keys and shut the engine off and tried to take them. I didn't let that happen but my key got bent a little. They kind of laid back and threatened to kick out my windshield. I got pissed started the car up again and took off fast, and then another key grab attempt. I slammed on the brakes, got punched in the face and then ended up giving $10 just to get them out of my car. Tall, I guess light skinned BSW, not really sure, could've been white. Could've been alot worse since I had over $150 in my wallet which never made an appearance. Did see anything else out and gave up and went drinking.
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Claudia
On Charles near Kelly's Car Wash. Wanted 60 CIMBBBJ.
Looks cute FS for Benny. Anyone know of her?
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[QUOTE=Horny As Hell]Another run this morning at 0430hrs. Broad and Cranston had nothing but skanks and Elmwood had several I wouldn't play with and also Heather. This is a different Heather than the other one I already know. I spotted her using the payphone down near Wahlgreen's. By the time I flipped she had crossed over to the Hess and was trying to bum a ride. Two (2) others turned her down and I had nothing better to do so I agreed.
Once we were rolling the small talk flowed and we ended up agreeing to myself giving her a ride plus .2 and she would give me "what I wanted"
Now, this Heather is older (probably late 40's to early 50's) BUT she's a spinner (my favorite) she had on a very nice perfume and as I was to find out she gives ONE HELL OF A CBJ. Her cbj is so good that it's better than most sw's bbbj. Plus, she doesn't mind my roaming hands ;)
She put the condom on with just her mouth (no hands) and I always like that. She can DT and she took her sweet time and did a GREAT job. I will definitely scoop her again if I see her. Next time I may even upgrade to FS. She said that's she's out often and is always on Elmwood and not anywhere else.
She also allowed me to take the pics and a video of the action as well. Since I promised not to take face pics (ooops I made a couple oh well) I will not post them as I can't trust others on here not to blab about them. I also ended up getting digits but will keep them private for now. Luck to most and play safe.[/QUOTE]
Nice find, how old is her kid?
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[QUOTE=Bj Hunter123]Had my worst SW experience ever yesterday. Damn you darkness. Saw what initially looked like a decent looking SW a couple of blocks from Service RD 7 on Broad. Pulled over on a side st. and she/he? got in. I immediately thought some thing wasn't right and they started asking me how much I had and started rubbing my dick. After a couple of blocks I said I was going to bring them back. That's when things went downhill fast. They demanded $20 and I told them to get out or I'd bring them out. They grabbed my car keys and shut the engine off and tried to take them. I didn't let that happen but my key got bent a little. They kind of laid back and threatened to kick out my windshield. I got pissed started the car up again and took off fast, and then another key grab attempt. I slammed on the brakes, got punched in the face and then ended up giving $10 just to get them out of my car. Tall, I guess light skinned BSW, not really sure, could've been white. Could've been alot worse since I had over $150 in my wallet which never made an appearance. Did see anything else out and gave up and went drinking.[/QUOTE]
When they start to do anything like that I immediately start to make a B-line for 95 and tell them I am going to take them for a ride to Boston. Oh yea and the can of Mace I have in the drivers door doesn't hurt either.