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Gets fed through the pee channel from another duct down stream (sorry, no pun intended) from the bladder.
An ex fiancee squirted by the cup full. She could launch it 5-6 feet. It was a lot like water but had a chalky feel to it.
It would rinse away all lube.
Went through clean sheets sometimes two sets per day.
It wouldn't be my preference now that I have experienced it.
[QUOTE=JrJayHawk; 1392774]I have a silly questionf for the group. I ask because I'm stupid but I do want to know. What is a Sqirter? I have seen that in listings before. I've looked at porn and it looks like the chick is squirting pee or some other clear fluid. So the real question is What are they squirting? Is it Pee or cum or something else I don't know about? Ok thanks. .
Jj[/QUOTE]Had a squirter only once. Went down on her and turned my face into a glazed donut. When she told me how good it made her feel to be able to do that, I strutted around like the NBC peacock. LOL Until then I had no idea what it was.
Thanks. Now I know. .
[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;1393783]Had a squirter only once. Went down on her and turned my face into a glazed donut. When she told me how good it made her feel to be able to do that, I strutted around like the NBC peacock. LOL Until then I had no idea what it was.[/QUOTE]
Hope your BEER stays cold and your Spirits high on St. Pats Day.
Any of you bro's know if she's around any more?
[QUOTE=SoonerGuy;1405149]Hope your BEER stays cold and your Spirits high on St. Pats Day.[/QUOTE]Speaking of high spirits, I found this on another locale of USA guide and thought it cool enough to share:
TO MY POTENTIAL GFE:
As your client, I will:
1. Respect your anonymity.
2. Respect your safety.
3. Respect your time.
4. Be clean, shaved and showered.
As my GFE, you will:
1. Protect my anonymity, safety.
A. Be alone. I did not call you so that I can meet your friends, roommates, pimps, drug dealers, Mom, etc. (unless she's hot.)
B. Don't ask, don't tell, don't keep records.
2. Respect my time, be generous with yours.
A. Be available, responsive, on time.
B. Don't hurry.
3. Maintain the GFE Illusion.
A. Limit expectations, one visit at at time, don't call me.
B. No drama, (incl. Ex. BF, pimp, kids, money, etc.)
C. Be attentive, affectionate.
D. No Rules.
E. Be clean, freshly showered.
F. Be communicative, let me know what you like, don' fake it too much.
G. Enjoy yourself.
H. Don't hustle me. That includes price changes.
I. Don't beg for money, favors or rides to some other location.
J. Don't use drugs or ask to use drugs in my presence.
L. Turn your damn phone off. If that happens again, I am going to leave. At that time, you have not earned your donation, you have not received it either, so evaluate whether it is worth it!
[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad; 1410391]Speaking of high spirits, I found this on another locale of USA guide and thought it cool enough to share:
TO MY POTENTIAL GFE:
As your client, I will:
1. Respect your anonymity.
2. Respect your safety.
3. Respect your time.
4. Be clean, shaved and showered.
As my GFE, you will:
1. Protect my anonymity, safety.
A. Be alone. I did not call you so that I can meet your friends, roommates, pimps, drug dealers, Mom, etc. (unless she's hot.)
B. Don't ask, don't tell, don't keep records.
2. Respect my time, be generous with yours.
A. Be available, responsive, on time.
B. Don't hurry.
3. Maintain the GFE Illusion.
A. Limit expectations, one visit at at time, don't call me.
B. No drama, (incl. Ex. BF, pimp, kids, money, etc.)
C. Be attentive, affectionate.
D. No Rules.
E. Be clean, freshly showered.
F. Be communicative, let me know what you like, don' fake it too much.
G. Enjoy yourself.
H. Don't hustle me. That includes price changes.
I. Don't beg for money, favors or rides to some other location.
J. Don't use drugs or ask to use drugs in my presence.
L. Turn your damn phone off. If that happens again, I am going to leave. At that time, you have not earned your donation, you have not received it either, so evaluate whether it is worth it![/QUOTE]Don't we all wish for this. Life would be so much easier if all these rules were kept but unfortunately we live in the real world. Thanks for sharing bro
[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad; 1410391]Speaking of high spirits, I found this on another locale of USA guide and thought it cool enough to share:
TO MY POTENTIAL GFE:
As your client, I will:
1. Respect your anonymity.
2. Respect your safety.
3. Respect your time.
4. Be clean, shaved and showered.
As my GFE, you will:
1. Protect my anonymity, safety.
A. Be alone. I did not call you so that I can meet your friends, roommates, pimps, drug dealers, Mom, etc. (unless she's hot.)
B. Don't ask, don't tell, don't keep records.
2. Respect my time, be generous with yours.
A. Be available, responsive, on time.
B. Don't hurry.
3. Maintain the GFE Illusion.
A. Limit expectations, one visit at at time, don't call me.
B. No drama, (incl. Ex. BF, pimp, kids, money, etc.)
C. Be attentive, affectionate.
D. No Rules.
E. Be clean, freshly showered.
F. Be communicative, let me know what you like, don' fake it too much.
G. Enjoy yourself.
H. Don't hustle me. That includes price changes.
I. Don't beg for money, favors or rides to some other location.
J. Don't use drugs or ask to use drugs in my presence.
L. Turn your damn phone off. If that happens again, I am going to leave. At that time, you have not earned your donation, you have not received it either, so evaluate whether it is worth it![/QUOTE]Good advice, JTW; thanks for posting. Don't we all wish though.
Any of you fellow mongers into watching Panama Cricket?
Damn I found it to be very stimulating to watch. The ASSETS of the game are very rewarding I think.
I don't know about you guys but, I am very leary about picking up a hitch hiker.
I was out crusing today and saw these hitch hikers, something about them gave me an instant warm and fuzzy feeling. I am not sure what it was but, I broke my rule about not picking up hitch hikers. Do you think I made a bad mistake in doing so?
[QUOTE=Old Local Guy; 1432338]I don't know about you guys but, I am very leary about picking up a hitch hiker.
I was out crusing today and saw these hitch hikers, something about them gave me an instant warm and fuzzy feeling. I am not sure what it was but, I broke my rule about not picking up hitch hikers. Do you think I made a bad mistake in doing so?[/QUOTE]Damn OLG, that was definitely your lucky day, but I hope like hell you weren't driving a 'smart car' at the time. LOL!
I have decided to stay very active in retirement, so I am starting to play golf again so I am taking lessons to get my game back in shape / I always enjoyed playing and watching volley ball, so I have recruited a playing partner / something new for me is Yoga, my yoga instructor is awesome. Yoga is a great way to end your day after playing golf and or volley ball.
[QUOTE=SoonerGuy;1445111]I have decided to stay very active in retirement, so I am starting to play golf again so I am taking lessons to get my game back in shape / I always enjoyed playing and watching volley ball, so I have recruited a playing partner / something new for me is Yoga, my yoga instructor is awesome. Yoga is a great way to end your day after playing golf and or volley ball.[/QUOTE]Retirement sure ain't what it used to be! Let's just hope Obama doesn't f*ck it all up by the time I'm ready to retire.
Saw this on another forum and was so good I decided to steal it, opps I mean borrow it. LOL.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
I grew up in Wichita and will be back this weekend for a funeral, sad to say. I moved away 20 yrs ago and don't get back much. I used to enjoy the S. Broadway scene and several of the old "dating services" that used to be around but I've lost all contact with the hobby there. Anyway, I'm a very senior hobbyist and a senior member on this forum from StL. I'd love to find a lady to see not only this weekend but anytime I'm back. Unless she's a young tight bodied looker, the only thing I'm interested in is BBBJ, preferably CIM. Any recommendations and contact info would be very much appreciated and I'll be glad to reciprocate if you're ever in St. L. Obviously, PM if you don't want to post.