Strip Club Reports

Hey man, try this place, is called the Play Pen, located close to the intersection of Santa Fe ave. And Olympic blvd. 3 blocks heading north of Santa Fe. 1109 S Santa Fe Ave, Los Angeles CA to be exact. I heard this is good.

[QUOTE=Daily]Sounds like most of the fun is being had at Starz or KH8 these days, but I'm not feeling that vibe, exactly. Any good/nasty totally non fancy-Rhino type clubs that mostly feature latinas? I know of Sam's Hofbrau downtown, but are there any other similar places?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Okay, as a public service to any Starz, KH8, or FK dancers who may be watching, I've put together this step by step procedure for giving a customer a proper lap dance. These are the basics, and don't preclude you from going further, of course.

(snip)

And that's all there is to it. And as a further public service, I will attempt to visit one or more of said clubs this weekend to provide on site training. :)[/QUOTE]


If you have never "danced" with a particular dancer before and you EXPECT that level of service, I am 99% sure you are going to be disappointed. I'd like to offer a more reasonable training exercise. I think my variation works about 60% of the time, the key is to pick the right dancer. The right dancer is of course one that has followed the procedure before with you or her fiend she has referred to you, OR an obvious dirty dancer according to her stage show.

1. At regular intervals during your shift, ask the customers (sweetly...) if they want a lap dance. Feel free to talk dirty, and maybe discreetly rub your hand on his crotch, make sure you make eye contact so he knows it actually was NOT an accidentally rub, he need to know it was on purpose.

2. If he says Yes, lead him by the hand upstairs. If he says No, then thank him and maybe check with him later (in case he just wasn't ready yet).

3a. (Darths Method)
Go to step 4a.

3b. (Jerks Method)
Once upstairs, make sure he's comfortable, and when the music starts face him, get on your knees, and start the tease. Slide your hands up inside his thighs, and start massaging Mr. Johnson to get him ready. Dirty talk at this point is always welcome... :)

4a. (Darths Method)
Plant ass on lap, start the grind slowly for about a minute just to work him up so you don't have to fumble around to find Mr. Johnson in the next step.

4b. (Jerks method)
If you have ample boobage, when Mr. Johnson starts saluting, tug on the waistband to free Mr. Johnson, and introduce him to the twins.

5a. (Darths Method)
Once Mr. Johnson is at full attention, it's time to skillfully and discreetly unzip his pants, reach in there and grab a hold of Mr Johnson. Once you have him, you can either gently stroke him with both your bare hand and your ass through his pants; OR you can pull Mr Johnson out and plant him between the crack of your ass. If you do decide to take Mr Johnson out and plant him between your ass cheeks, you can still hold him by the shaft if you wish and keep stroking, but realize this will most likely make for a shorter dance than you want.

5b. (Jerks Method)
Once Mr. Johnson is at full attention, it's time to stand up, face away from the customer, and gently lower yourself into his lap. Then lean back all the way so you're almost cheek to cheek, and take the customer's hands and encourage him to hold your boobies.

6a. (Darths Method)
With your free hand, grab his hand and place it on either your boob or on your hip.

6b. (Jerks method)
*Note, your version of step 6 makes no sense because Mr Johnson would ready be Mr Johnson was already freed in step 4, therefore he there really is no reason to reach in there.

7. Keep grooving until he either tells you to stop OR its very obvious that he is "done". If he was obviously "done", reach in your money holder and provide messy wipes. Dirt talk is welcome throughout all steps of this process.

Damn I've been tryin, I've been extremely busy but I'll be in L. A. next week. Tues and Wed nite will be the only days I can tear away to the strip joints. I'm gonna go to KH8 and see if the hype is real. From reading here it looks like New York and Unique would be the most bang for my buck. I'll just pretend I've been coming there all my life and ask for the "deal" LOL. But anyways if you see a black brother about 6ft 240 lbs, thats me.

[QUOTE=Lakeside32]But anyways if you see a black brother about 6ft 240 lbs, thats me.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, a black guy, 6ft, 240 lbs in the middle of South Central L.A., you'll be easy to spot!!!

That reminds me the show "Good Times", anybody here ever watch that show. One time "JJ" came up missing and Thelma (his sister) was asked to give a description of him to the police. She said, "he's a tall, skinny, black man wearing a beanie hat". And the officer said, "in the Southside of Chicago?, yeah, he'll be easy to spot."

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Cruised hollywood today and noticed this spot called "tiki bar"

I'm sure you guys have noticed it.

It's off the 101 fwy on Santa Monica (left) a small red building. (really small)

Wanted to check this place out but not able due to time constraints.

Anyone check out "Paris house" as well?[/QUOTE]I visited the Tiki Bar several times over the year watching it go down down downhill.

In the early 90's it had an initmate strip show. Small theater with some 10-15 guys in theater seats watching an old ***** take it off. Lots of jerking going on.

Later years they showed movies with breaks every 20 minutes for a live (barely) dance by naked woman. Again lots of jerking and extras by the dancer in the crowd by hand.

Last time about 6 years ago, just a movie. And that was bad! Nothing. But there were pimps outside offering up talent.

Paris House, I never went. It has NEVER had a good review. Always a ripoff.

I have never been to kH8 and look forward to it.

Been to Playpen downtown and scored 50/50 of the times.

Now I am too old for these games and I just get it off the street.

Hate to break the news to you fellas, but there have been some changes at King Henrys. I was there on Saturday. The lap dance booths behind the DJ area have been changed. They put up a new wall and the dancing booths dont have any privacy. None of the dancers were using those booths like they usually do. They used the booths on the oposite side. And the one booth tucked in the corner was primetime real estate!

Saturdays were totally different from the week. Kinda slower. Different mood. The girls were just OK. New faces: Celebrity & Storm. Storm is a short, thick, chocolate girl. Her nipples were like pencil erasers and her ass was nice. Too bad her face wasnt as nice as the body. Celebrity was cute. Tall. Wore glasses with a nice ass. There were two other dancers there I've never seen. Mystery and Kamani. Both light skinned black girls. Kamani had a HUGE ass. It was so amazing. But she stood at the bar most of the time. And Mystery stuck pretty close to her. Kamani was all over some older black dude at the bar; he was wearing an Indiana Jones hat and had a gray beard. She was a hot stuff though. Maybe I'll see her again. Mystery was a cute girl too. Awesome little body. Would so love to see if she offers "take-out".

The other dancers in the place were Tender, Love, Lavender, and a few others not even worth remembering...

Tender is having a party at the club May 16th. Its a jersey party so I awesome everyone will have to wear a sports jersey.

[QUOTE=E Mcguire]I visited the Tiki Bar several times over the year watching it go down down downhill.[/QUOTE]Anyone notice that "going downhill" pretty much describes the entire state of strip clubs around the country in the last 10 or so years? I wasn't doing strip clubs in the 70's, but from what I've heard many of them were pretty incredible. Dancers doing crazy stuff out in the open.

I guess I'm spoiled by the more recent "happy days" of clubs like Tropical Lei and Hawaii Theater. Back when, for a $20 lap dance, lots of very hot dancers made it their mission to make you cum. And who can forget the TL dancer who used to face away from you, lean back, place your hands on her ample boobage, reach in her purse for some lotion, rub it on her hands, and slide those hands up your shorts leg.

Sure seems like, over the years, you keep hearing of cities enacting tougher and tougher legislation against lap dances. New York, Tampa, San Francisco, Phoenix, and on and on. Seems like all the places with historically great lap dances have gone straight downhill. Although you can still get VIP action. For a lot more money.

Attitudes have been changing. I think most dancers are getting the "I'm too good for that. " mentality.

[QUOTE=Half Amazing]Hate to break the news to you fellas, but there have been some changes at King Henrys. I was there on Saturday. The lap dance booths behind the DJ area have been changed. They put up a new wall and the dancing booths dont have any privacy. [/QUOTE]In the few times I've been to KH8, I never realized that those booths were there until my latest trip. I'd only seen the 4 or 5 on the left side as you enter.

So how a new wall open up those booths? Based on what a dancer did to me in the open booths on the stage side, I can't imagine this new arrangement would make much difference.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]So how a new wall open up those booths? Based on what a dancer did to me in the open booths on the stage side, I can't imagine this new arrangement would make much difference.[/QUOTE]

The new wall didnt open up the booths. The new wall brought the booths out from the darkness or "cave" they were in. The old placement had them set back a bit, were dark, and no one could see in unless they're sitting where the DJ sits. Now, they've been moved out about 5 feet in the open. No privacay. You're in the open air... But like you stated, the dance booths on the stage side are still there. However, it was prime real estate and it made the wait for the "good booth" a little long. :(

This is what I overheard; the owner of KH8 owns both buildings, KH and the vacant adjacent building. Someone took the liberty to utilzie the other building for space; like the dressing room for the girls and they knocked the wall out to make the "cave" for the booths behind the DJ area. Well, some hater contacted the city about the non-approved construction (which has been like that for some time now), and the city came in and made them change things up. Thats why the door to the dancers dressing room is now just a dark sheet hanging up. Anyways, just sharing what I over-heard. Not the gospel; and not affecting business at all. Just wanted to share for any of you fellas who walk in and was wondering WTF happened like I was.

[QUOTE=Half Amazing]The new wall didnt open up the booths. The new wall brought the booths out from the darkness or "cave" they were in. [/QUOTE]Ah. Okay. Well, personally, I'm not all that bummed by "out in the open" lap dances. On the bright side, it does give you an opportunity to scope the talent and filter out any air dancers.

I started coming to KH8 again about this time last year and a girl who worked back then (Precious) would take me to the booths on the side (the ones that remain unchanged). At first I felt odd but I got over it quickly. Actually it is kind of a turn on. I remember getting my freak on with Precious while this really hot girl watched us.

Nothing has happened in the areas that changed that did not happen in the side booths.

In fact I have gotten more services in the side booths.

Besides unless you are there at peak hours it is not hard to get the one booth that still has some privacy.

I see she's picked up a job outside the club.

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[QUOTE=Half Amazing]I see she's picked up a job outside the club.

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This could explain why she wasn't around on Saturday!
That is her phone number...

[QUOTE=Half Amazing]I see she's picked up a job outside the club.

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Actually the Precious I was talking about is long gone. Herd she got into a big fight with another dancer or something about 9 months ago.

Think she advertises on CL as Simone. Looks like she put on some pounds but I would not mind if that was her; she has some real talent for knowing how to please a man.

Personally I avoid CL like it was the Swine Flu. One time I called her trying to figure out if she was Precious; she did not confirm nor deny but wanted to know who I was (thought I made an impression with my tips! lol). Tried again and she said right away she was Precious but hard to tell if she was on the real or just saying what it took to get me to come over.

I have herd good things about the new Precious but she has never been at KH8 same day as me.

[QUOTE=Half Amazing]I see she's picked up a job outside the club.

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Unique used to be a decent fuck. But now her ass is just plain old fat.