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OK, question for you guys who are more experienced than me.

I've been to a massage therapist twice now and both times I developed epididymitis (basically inflammation of this structure and tubes attatched to the back of the testicles). NOTHING happened at this place except for a massage and HE. No BJ or anything else!

First time I got it it freaked me out because I had a girlfriend at the time. Doctor did a urine test, said it was fine and gave me some antitiotics that I took for a week or two, plus ibuprofen. Cleared up fine.

I figured it was a fluke, so I went back and sure enough, a week later I turn up with this again! WTF! So, have any of you guys got anything weird just from a HE, or even from lying face down and nude on a massage table?

The only other thing I can think of is she is really too rough with "the boys", which is another reason I'm not going back anymore.

Thoughts?

[QUOTE=Al Melrose]Plus as Captain Stiffy remarked, Trich is no big deal, an antibiotic clears it up.

Now sure WTF she is suing for, she is not going to get much out of this.[/QUOTE]You're dead wrong !!! Trich IS a huge nasty deal for any woman that encounters it. In fact any woman that has it is walking around with the nastiest smell ever!

Trich has a watery green to yellow discharge and smells as though someone has crawled inside your vagina and died.

How any SW or any woman rather can walk around with this nasty smell without going immediately to a doctor is beyond me.

But many SW are too high or busy chasing crack rocks to be bothered with doctors appt's.
Many use perfume and cheap body spray as camouflage.

Now that being said many men have no symptoms. But since women do its up to the Monger to discern whether or not he's going to stick his dick is something that smells so nasty.

Actually to the trained nose you can smell it on a guys dick but its not as bad as it is in women.

Many men are raised to believe that women's vaginas are supposed to have a fishy odor. NOT TRUE!!! If there is even the slightest odor run for the hills.

Don't use towels that have been used by any SW as they may have wiped their pussies with it.

I've even heard men complain that their wives pussies stink bad and they are so ignorant because the only reason is because they themselves have given her trich and she's unaware because she thinks its normal to have a fishy odor.

Housewives are and have always been notorious recipients of SW diseases because number one, they would never think their husbands cheat. Their husbands do NOT tell them they may have caught something so they go on for years with smelly vaginas, not thinking to ask the doctor to test them.
As I said men often have no symptoms.

Some poor housewife sues her husband for giving her this foul smelling shit ? I say HANG HIM HIGH!!!! He deserves ever bit of misery he can get. Not for cheating but for being stupid and not paying the 1$ it costs to cover his dick.

Guys, I can't stress enough the importance to strap up.

I see the post here about men getting BBBJS . These women carry diseases in their mouths that have No symptoms that can make you infertile.

Its plain suicide to trust anyone especially a sw with your dick that way.

Stay safe, strap up

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]Many men are raised to believe that women's vaginas are supposed to have a fishy odor. NOT TRUE!!! If there is even the slightest odor run for the hills.

I've even heard men complain that their wives pussies stink bad and they are so ignorant because the only reason is because they themselves have given her trich and she's unaware because she thinks its normal to have a fishy odor.

Housewives are and have always been notorious recipients of SW diseases because number one, they would never think their husbands cheat. Their husbands do NOT tell them they may have caught something so they go on for years with smelly vaginas, not thinking to ask the doctor to test them.
As I said men often have no symptoms.[/QUOTE]

Regardless of WHY a woman's pussy stinks, most women do go to the gyn periodically. The doctor doesn't notice the smell? The doctor doesn't say anything, or take it upon herself to test?

You're telling me that during a gyn exam, simply taking a swab and SMELLING it is not part of the standard exam?

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Regardless of WHY a woman's pussy stinks, most women do go to the gyn periodically. The doctor doesn't notice the smell? The doctor doesn't say anything, or take it upon herself to test?

You're telling me that during a gyn exam, simply taking a swab and SMELLING it is not part of the standard exam? [/QUOTE]No, when you go for an exam the doctor does NOT swab and smell it. Its not even recommended in the books.

Unless a woman specifically asks.

A woman must ask for STD testing herself. And even if they did smell it, they have to actually look under the microscope. Which is in the lab dept not the doctors dept and the results can take up to 2 weeks to come back. That's standard.

After all if there is no compliant why should the doctor do unnecessary tests? And by " no complaint" I mean the woman is too ignorant to know her pussy is NOT supposed to smell like that. Or she doesn't want to entertain the idea her husband may be cheating.

And no most women, especially SW do not get to the doctor periodically.

As I stated before they are too busy getting high to be bothered. As for housewives its highly doubtful they get routine exams as well. Unless they had a specific reason. Another factor is healthcare and their insurance.

No street walker in this world that is hooked on drugs, as 95% of them are is going to pay the 75.00 it costs to visit their ob-gyn and pay that out of their pocket when that money can go to crack rocks.

Only in a perfect dream world do women get regular testing.

I have a girlfriend who is a lawyer her insurance requires yearly exams. Not pap smears or std testing. Its just NOT the protocol.

Stay safe, strap up

[QUOTE=LordAlfred]OK, question for you guys who are more experienced than me.

I've been to a massage therapist twice now and both times I developed epididymitis (basically inflammation of this structure and tubes attatched to the back of the testicles). NOTHING happened at this place except for a massage and HE. No BJ or anything else!

First time I got it it freaked me out because I had a girlfriend at the time. Doctor did a urine test, said it was fine and gave me some antitiotics that I took for a week or two, plus ibuprofen. Cleared up fine.

I figured it was a fluke, so I went back and sure enough, a week later I turn up with this again! WTF! So, have any of you guys got anything weird just from a HE, or even from lying face down and nude on a massage table?

The only other thing I can think of is she is really too rough with "the boys", which is another reason I'm not going back anymore.

Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Please tell us where you went.

Ms Lady,

You obviously don't realize how good it feels to do it raw for a man. Strapping it up is like breaking one of Michael Jordan's legs. It's just not even close to the same deal. With all due respect, you are out of your league on this one.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Ms Lady,

You obviously don't realize how good it feels to do it raw for a man. Strapping it up is like breaking one of Michael Jordan's legs. It's just not even close to the same deal. With all due respect, you are out of your league on this one.[/QUOTE]
Donny, you're wasting your breath on this BB issue. No woman understands it from the mans point of view. She's not going to believe you if you say sex feels 10 times better without a condom than with.

As far as the women are concerned, they cant feel a difference with or without a condom, so they think it makes no difference. They think we're bullshitting them when we say it DOES make a HUGE difference.

[QUOTE=LordAlfred] So, have any of you guys got anything weird just from a HE, or even from lying face down and nude on a massage table?
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I got something. Had little pimples on my balls and the patch of skin between your balls and your anus. Resembled Genital warts but it wasnt. It was Molluscum contagiosum. Went to a dr that specialized in STDs. First question he asked was if I had been in a massage parlor. Paid cash to the dr so no record to the insurance company. He burned them off with liquid nitrogen. Gave me some cream. Came back in two weeks for more treatment. It sucked.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Ms Lady,

You obviously don't realize how good it feels to do it raw for a man. Strapping it up is like breaking one of Michael Jordan's legs. It's just not even close to the same deal. With all due respect, you are out of your league on this one.[/QUOTE]Sex is perfectly fine with a condom, especially if you get some of the Japanese ultra thin ones.

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Donny, you're wasting your breath on this BB issue. No woman understands it from the mans point of view. She's not going to believe you if you say sex feels 10 times better without a condom than with.

As far as the women are concerned, they cant feel a difference with or without a condom, so they think it makes no difference. They think we're bullshitting them when we say it DOES make a HUGE difference.[/QUOTE]At least you get it!

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Sex is perfectly fine with a condom, especially if you get some of the Japanese ultra thin ones.[/QUOTE]

Where do you get the Japanese ultra thin ones?

I have looked for them in stores, but do not see them. I have seen ads where I can buy them on-line, but this is not really an option for me. For me, the only option is to walk into a store, pay cash, and walk out.

Fellas, I totally understand it feels best raw. For a woman too! NO doubt!

BUT. I want to be around for a long time disease free.

I do know it feels exceptionally great. But thats why you guys should have one girl somewhere that has a nice clean snatch and ONLY screws you.

Its too much of a crap shoot with SW's.

Perhaps we should start a fund for scientists to make an invisible barrier for protection. LOL.

Stay safe, strap up

They sell ones under the brand Kimono at Walgreens. They're OK, not great.

[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2]Where do you get the Japanese ultra thin ones?

I have looked for them in stores, but do not see them. I have seen ads where I can buy them on-line, but this is not really an option for me. For me, the only option is to walk into a store, pay cash, and walk out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2]Where do you get the Japanese ultra thin ones?

I have looked for them in stores, but do not see them. I have seen ads where I can buy them on-line, but this is not really an option for me. For me, the only option is to walk into a store, pay cash, and walk out.[/QUOTE]Pleasure Chest has them under the Crown label in a white box three-pack. They are called skinless skin, and if you google that term it comes up as the highest rated condom

[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2]Where do you get the Japanese ultra thin ones?

I have looked for them in stores, but do not see them. I have seen ads where I can buy them on-line, but this is not really an option for me. For me, the only option is to walk into a store, pay cash, and walk out.[/QUOTE]There is a sex shop a little east of the Belmont Red Line stop that sells them.