Strip Club Reports

Stopped by the Bird as a warmup to some AMP action around 3 pm. Five or six girls working, with about 8-10 customers. Nobody in the "10" category, or even close, but what was there was ok, at least until they all got taken by customers. Then I had to sit with my diet Coke and contemplate the universe for about twenty minutes. No dancers, no nothing. Even the waitress was getting a backrub from a customer.

Finally was able to get a couple of dances from short spinner Alex and tall chubby Sasha. Both tried to upsell the VIP room, but I wasn't interested. Both gave good table dances in the public area and finally got me primed for my Asian provider. Not sure it's worth the time and money, though, when the majority of my time there is spent gazing at my navel. Maybe I should bring a book.

One funny incident. I'm sitting with Sasha, for whom even the term "Rubinesque" doesn't quite capture her body type, when some guy comes running over to the table next to us and looks frantically around the seat. Finally, he asks if anyone had seen a wallet. It's so dark in there I can't see my own hand, so I said no. Sasha says "Wait a minute, I think there's something under my butt," and pulls out his wallet. The guy laughs and says to me, "That's one big butt. We might never have found it under that thing." I laughed and told Sasha that her ass just naturally seeks out and locates a guy's wallet, like radar. She was very good-humored about it.

[QUOTE=Josephx13;1889231]So after hanging out in Garden Grove and doing the coffee shop thing and AMP I decided to stop off at Cali girls on my way home. I get there not too many people in the club maybe like 3 patrons and 4 dancers so I sit down order a water imideatly this tall blond skinny dancer comes up to me and asks for a dance I decline I was looking for an Asian to keep with my theme of the day.

After a while I see a petite Asian come out of the dressing room I had gotten a dance with her before so she comes up sits next to me we are making small talk turns out she was Filipi So after a while we go to the back and there's a 2 for one special so I get that great dances lots of touching and she even let me suck on her little tities I go back out and I see another Asian that I know she goes by Charlie and is Cambodian. She sees me and comes over gives me a hug lets me play with her ass a little after a little chit chat I decide to take her to VIP 60 for 6 songs we get to the booth and she starts grinding and touching jr I was wearing sweats so I could feel her grabbing jr and stroking him. So as the 3rd song is starting she whispers into my ear if I want to fuck. So I nod my head and she pulls her g string to the side and whips out jr and puts it in At this point I look up and notice the camera she tells me not to worry about it so she's grinding and riding me she was really tight and she really knew how to move so as the 6th song is ending I tell her I'm about to blow my load she nods and says in me so I blow my load in her and right before I doo I feel her start to quiver and she had the most sexyest orgasm face I've ever seen. By this point 2 more songs had gone by she didn't charge me for them so I tipped her 40 she goes to the dressing room I head to the bathroom to clean up then I sit she comes out sits by me and tells me that she doesn't do that normally but she was just really feeling horny all weekend and needed to release some stress. Overall one of the best times I've had there.[/QUOTE]Was this the Anaheim or Santa Ana location? What time of day and day of the week did you go?

[QUOTE=buddhahead;1916329]Was this the Anaheim or Santa Ana location? What time of day and day of the week did you go?[/QUOTE]Yeah, I've been to the one in Santa Ana a bunch of times and never saw much happen there. Must be the other, but who knows.

It was at the one in Santa Ana on a Monday I think it was around 1-2.

2 for 1's.

Oooo wee girls are smoking hot. You have a few beat ugly ones but for the most part. So anyhow I played it cool not Horney or desperate. Didn't rush it either Sat. With my drink and analyzed before pulling the trigger. Hottest girl to rub my cock and say you can touch me anywhere. But it didn't go down that way. Super hot chick at first didn't let me play or rub kitty because she said I smelled good and would get her going. She loved my shoulders and pecks. I played it kool on the 3rd song a nipple landed in my mouth I took advantage and rubbed the outer part of g-string till it was so wet my finger slipped right in. Her pussy was so wet it smelled like sex. Good pussy smell. Anyhow I'm licking and banging and she's going off. I told her I wanted the nude dance which is some booth where they close the curtain. Did two more songs and she rode me and finished inside my briefs. Pulled out.

Amazing body. Soft. No marks- no tattoos. Long black hair. Oooo weeee.

I spent $60 in the topless so 6 songs and $40 in the booth for 2 songs total damage $100 and we fucked!! Patience and playing it cool can take you a long way.

She says she doesn't ever let johns suck on nipples and especially FS BUT she said I rubbed her the right way and actually treated her like a lady. Whatever that means!! LOL.

Nice report my man!! You got hooked up. Give me some details about the girl, what ethnicity is she? Whats her name?

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1923143]Nice report my man!! You got hooked up. Give me some details about the girl, what ethnicity is she? Whats her name?[/QUOTE]I didn't want to say, cause I wanted to keep the cake for myself but she seemed to be Hispanic maybe half or something.

Her name was Sasha I'm like 98% sure on that.

[QUOTE=Josephx13;1889527]No cheek piercing she did have a belly button piercing and her nipples are pierced too. Yes I did her bare back she looked clean and her pussy didn't smell when she put it in my face plus I had gotten dances with her before it never smelled and always looked clean.[/QUOTE]If she did that to you she has most likely also done many others. Dangerous IMO.

Went to visit after a good 2 years or so. The decoration inside has changed, girls are still pretty and service is great. Got some of the dances half and full cloth off. Didn't get lucky like the other guy, but enjoyed it very much. I would visit again soon. I had 2 girls dance for me, both allowed breast play and licking, only one allowed pussy fingering though. Damage $.6.

Had an interesting visit to the bird on a recent afternoon.

Stopped by really early, and there was a couple of customers and maybe 6 dancers. A couple of them stood out, including one of my long time favorite dayshift regulars. She's a hot latina who really is, IMO, too hot to be working dayshift in a club like this. You look at her and say "damn, what's she doing working as a stripper at noon on a weekday? And she's always had this "I'm way too hot to be doing this" attitude, but at the same time gives off this vibe that she really really loves doing it. And hell, she's been doing it for so long you got to believe she enjoys getting guys off. Clearly she could be making a lot more as one of the mid or top tier night shift dancers, but has always chosen to do dayshift.

So I make eye contact with her, she comes over, and immediately sits down and starts stroking my boner. I'm wearing these super short and loose pajama shorts, with no undies, so there ain't much between my bone and her hands. And in an instant she pulls my bone out of my shorts and is stroking it out in the open.

Didn't take much convincing for a $10 dance, so off we go to the corner of the lap dance bench. She climbs on, and starts going nuts on me, but most of the time is looking at herself in the mirror. Not sure why, but she always has done that. Or maybe she's scanning the floor or something. Who knows? Anyway, she's doing her best to get me to nut. And halfway into dance #2 she's RCG on me, my dick is out and she's stroking with her hands and her butt. And I couldn't hold out any more, so I spew all over her butt and her leg and hand. And I mean all over. And somewhat surprisingly she keeps up the grinding and stroking, getting even more of my stuff all over her hands and butt. But there's no question she knew I had spewed all over her.

But then when I'm done, she stops, gets up, and looks at me in shock, and says "My god, look what you did all over me! So I'm not sure if she's serious or just joking, but it seems like she's genuinely pissed. She looks at her leg and butt at all of the jizz dripping down, and she's like "OH MY GOD!

And what's really weird is that she then acts like nothing happened, and makes no attempt to wipe it up or anything. I pay her for the dances, she stands there and puts the money in her purse with her jizz covered hand, and you can clearly see the jizz all over her butt and leg. She checks herself in the mirror, smiles and real sweetly tells me to come visit her again, and then walks out on the floor and starts talking to one of the other dancers. She's out on the floor for maybe 5 minutes before she finally makes her way into the dressing room to, presumably, clean up.

I dunno, it just seemed strange. Even most VHM / UHM girls tend to do the cum-dodge when faced with a little splooge, but this one seemed to almost enjoy it. Or at least treat it like it was nothing more than some spilled water or something. I guess I'the classify this as kinda strange, but kinda cool.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40;1976035]Had an interesting visit to the bird on a recent afternoon.

... I guess I'the classify this as kinda strange, but kinda cool.[/QUOTE]She knew exactly what she was doing and what you did. Just enjoy and look forward to hotter encounters with her. I've had a couple similar experiences where dancers with whom I've had a good relationship but didn't provide the maximum mileage, would give me the highest mileage, unsolicited. These are the experiences you dream about.

Anyone have any intel on the skinny blonde dancer at Cali Girls in Santa Ana? I think her name is Duchess, or something like that.

Went to Cali girls anaheim Saturday night. Exotic half dominican half italian dancer nina. Does very good and energenic stage show. About 24 years old. Cute face and fit shapely body. This is a topless club serving alcohol so dances are in bikinis. Dance area with booths with divider walls. Cameras watched by the counter / bouncer but the girs know how to shield the action. Took nina for the special 3/40. Great grind crotch to crotch. Took out her be-cups for feeding. Played with tits and ndz defense. Dj announced continuation of special. Did another set and fiv, lfk, and stick shifted in my shorts. Did a couple more dances where I took out the big the while she was grinding rcg. If I wasn't 63 years old I would have definitely stained her bikini bottoms and but. LOL.

[QUOTE=OCMyke;1981186]Anyone have any intel on the skinny blonde dancer at Cali Girls in Santa Ana? I think her name is Duchess, or something like that.[/QUOTE]Yes, I do know her, got few dances once she is good, sometimes she wears a hat.

Going to be staying near SNA for one day (no car) what is the best club to visit close by during the day (with a good chance of extras).

I am experienced in clubs just need to know the best one to hit. Will be cabbing it.