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[QUOTE=OrlWoodpecker;1963219]I completely agree with almost all your points. The button-down collar dress shirt may be going a little overboard. You didn't mention it, maybe implied, but your clothes should be clean. An additional point, guys should trim their pubic hairs. I realize that would be a problem for married guys, but I think there are quite a few unmarried guys on this forum. I monger very little in this area, mostly in Central and South America. The ladies I see down there are really pleased when they see there are no pubic hairs to get in their mouth. I use hair clippers with the shortest attachment, and that does the job without any cuts.[/QUOTE]Hey Pecker, you bring up a good point. Guys should trim their pubic hairs and why would being married influence that? If anything it would throw some excitement into the bedroom! Beside ladies that are pleased with trim male packages, IT MAKES YOUR STUFF LOOK LARGER! Also if you never got a good licking of your freshly shaved scrotum then you don't know true pleasure. I do the shaving cream and safety razor thing in the shower. Its a real hassle but have never cut my sack and its the only way to shave close and clean. A little baby powder on the boys after a shave is recommended.

I have followed this thread and, frankly, even though I consider Jag a wealth of fairly good info this might have been unnecessary.- or not.- just my opinion. I didn't read the whole thing.- mostly because I DO NOT have that much time.

Do we really need to tell guys to be clean? Really? OK. Maybe.

But I do want to agree with you, AT, you are correct.- freshly shaved balls and trimmed man hair is a good thing.

OK, that got way too personal.

C3.

[QUOTE=AncienTone;1963664]Hey Pecker, you bring up a good point. Guys should trim their pubic hairs and why would being married influence that? If anything it would throw some excitement into the bedroom! Beside ladies that are pleased with trim male packages, IT MAKES YOUR STUFF LOOK LARGER! Also if you never got a good licking of your freshly shaved scrotum then you don't know true pleasure. I do the shaving cream and safety razor thing in the shower. Its a real hassle but have never cut my sack and its the only way to shave close and clean. A little baby powder on the boys after a shave is recommended.[/QUOTE]

Ditto you guys. I just love travelling to South and Central America. Nothing like Latinas looking for visas. I have a Venezuelan and a Columbian in my Top Ten, but gentlemen, I kid you not when I tell you that my ATF Top Five, yes that is 1,2,3,4, AND 5, all live in or near Havana. Uncle Sam maintains the embargo in Cuba just to preserve the purity that is Woman (unspoiled by junk food, hormones, rights, or materialism).

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1962710]WP you know these chicks Photoshop like a mother fucker. I have no idea WTF Tineye is, or, fisheye, Shanghai or, fucking Google Chrome, Mozilla Chrome, ChromeDome, Metronome, yada yada yada, or, whatever the fuck they call it. So, I have no way of knowing if those pics are out there on the web. But if she looks anything close to those pics, wow, then she would certainly be worth the visit. My 02.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Check out their website, go to the models section (Florida) and scroll down. Now, those are professionally shot images / video, and they probably had access to full body makeup artists if necessary. And in addition to the camera tricks, there is probably a photoshop wizard somewhere nearby.

That said, I'm not normally that excited by blondes, but yowzers. $600 for two for two hours? Daaayuuum. Send the hearse to pick me up when it's all said and done.

Had a dream of amber the other night. She great looking with a hot bod. Met for incall. Very neat and clean. Started with CBJ and moved to ccg. Great view of those great melons. Finished mish. I would def repeat.

[QUOTE=AmpLove;1963517]Good morning fellow mongers, I have my eye on this provider and have tried to find some intel. All I managed to find was that a fellow monger from this board attempted to see her but then retreated due to due his 6th sense. I know I may be asking too much but does anyone have any reason to avoid this provider like bf, hygiene or have any warnings about her? TIA.

Safe hunting.[/QUOTE]It's a dodgy little motel at night and the room is something of a mess (like many other providers) but there was no sign of management. The service was pretty good actually and the price was right so it was a fair deal. I would repeat but would do it in the daytime.

Hello my Eskimo brothers! So this morning I had an appointment with Ms. Naughty clause savanna but for some reason she wasn't answering her phone or text when I got to her area. Oh well. We all know that happens in this hobby. I had the itch tho and it had to be scratched. I called shy after reading buff guy's report of her stellar head skills! She accomadated me on short notice and I shot right over. Nice hotel on I-drive. She met me out front and walked me in. She informed me she was only able to give headache relief because her monthly friend was in town. That was fine by me. Her rate was very reasonable. Anyways on to the good. She gave me to most incredible, amazing, fantastic bbbjcimws that I have ever had! I don't know how but she had me exploding in her mouth in under 5 minutes. That's incredible! I normally take much much longer than that. I was pleasantly surprised and even more so when she caught every single drop while continuing to stroke it out of me and into her mouth. She took on all ask swallowed with a smile! Thank you shy for turning a dissapointing morning into a memorable one! I will repeat! Run and do not waste time mongers! Her headache relief couple with her price make it too good to pass.

The nuts.

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The other one (hispanic). I know she's been reviewed well here but I thought I'd offer my .02. She's the one in the pics. A little "too" cautious but for that body it's worth dreaming about. You won't be disappointed if you enjoy a nice young provider.

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Has anyone heard from Merlot? I don't see her backpage ads anymore.

[QUOTE=Tweener4;1965268]Has anyone heard from Merlot? I don't see her backpage ads anymore.[/QUOTE]Merlot goes by Chyna Rose now.

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I had a dream I met with Shy this morning. Texted her about an hour before I left Poke County. She said she was available. Told her I would be there in 40 minutes. Got stuck in traffic on I-4. Texted her & told her I would be 15 minutes late. She was cool with it. Got to the hotel a block off the intersection of I-drive & Sandlake. Decent Hotel. Texted I was here. She texted back to sit on the benches outside of the lobby. Lots of tourists in & out of the hotel. Ten minutes later she arrived wearing pink shorts and a tank top. Gave me a hug & went to her room. Room was lived in but neat. Did not smell any smoke. Took the half hour. Layed roses on the night stand & got comfortable. She took off all of her clothes but her panties. Nice body with non distracting Tats. Nice Tata's with dark areolas. Proceeded to give me an awesome bbbjcimws and deep throat. She was very vocal & paid lots of attention to Frick & Frack. She is very good at what she does. Would definitely repeat. The entire experience only took about 15 minutes. FYI If you decide on the half hour you are allowed one pop. Use your time wisely. Take the hour & you are allowed two pops. Good info to know going in. I didn't. Have a great Holiday. Think I'll try Phoenix in Tampa tomorrow!

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[QUOTE=OrlandoMan420;1965375]Merlot goes by Chyna Rose now.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-mouth-watering-companionship-come-sneak-away-and-play-4076836797-23/8425142[/URL][/QUOTE]This is totally incorrect information. I have seen both Merlot and Chyna Rose / Remy before. Merlot is 5'10" and Chyna is about 5'2". They are both hot and do a good job, but Chyna / Remy also escorts and Merlort does B2 B only. Merlot lives in Chicago and I expect she went back home for the holidays and predict she will be back when she needs more funds.

[QUOTE=OrlandoMan420;1965375]Merlot goes by Chyna Rose now.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-mouth-watering-companionship-come-sneak-away-and-play-4076836797-23/8425142[/URL][/QUOTE]Chyna Rose is formerly Remy who has a better body and is about 5'2. Merlot is almost 6' and has not been around in about 3 or 4 months now. I think she is out of the game.

Stay safe,

Buff.

Closing percentage? Everybody on this board has a 100% closing percentage as long as they have the donation!! This is useful for picking up chicks at bars, but these girls suck dick for money, most have habits, and don't give a damn what you're wearing. With that said, I always look good when I see a provider and yes I like to think maybe it gives me an edge, but try looking good dressed in a $1,000 suit, shaved balls and all, and show up with no money and see how far you get...your closing percentage will be zero.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1962911]An Open Letter To Hobbyists and Providers About Personal Hygiene. (I posted this in this forum several hours ago. Normally it would have uploaded by now. But I believe my session timed out before it uploaded. I am only posting it here because there may be some guys that don't read the MSP forum but do read BPAR forum. I will ask Admin to remove it if it somehow ends up here as a duplicate post, my apologies).

If anyone is offended by this letter, please understand that it is not my intention to do so. I am merely trying to post some information that some of you may find utilitarian during your hobbying. I have received many PM's from mongers asking me for my "secret" to success with providers. The coin notwithstanding, there is no "secret". Instead of answering, individually, the dozens of PM's I've received regarding this subject, I thought it would be incumbent upon me to simply post this letter to the Board (Forum Wide) in an attempt to assist my brothers in their eternal search for soft, feminine, succulent "quiff". I can't speak for SW's as I never see them, or Escorts, as I don't see escorts either. This business model / marketing strategy applies mainly to cats that see LMT's and Rub chicks. Of course, you older, experienced hobbyists, already know what I am about to say. So you guys need not read any further than this sentence.

You younger and less experienced cats, listen up: I honestly cannot tell you how many providers have told me how they were "sickened" by guys whose "manscaping" skills were, shall we say, less than exemplary. NOTHING turns a provider off more than a guy with body odor. NOTHING. I have heard stories from providers about guys that, have "ass sweat", "nut sweat", "toilet paper" in their ass crack (yes, USED toilet paper! Dingleberry's, dingleberry's, dingleberry's all the way" (Oh, what fun it is to ride, oh never mind. I'm just in the Christmas spirit! In their ass hair, "body sweat", "disgusting nose hair", "ear hair" and the list goes on. Now, the Jag is sensitive to other cultures and their "manscaping" rules and I would never want to offend a fellow hobbyist who is from another country / foreign nationals / culturally different. But here in North America, in order to get pussy / BBBJ / CBJ from a "quality" provider, you better make sure you fucking "MANSCAPE". I promise you, a quality provider will shut you out, (like Sandy Koufax, circa 1963), if you are not exceptionally well groomed. I have heard from dozens of providers who tell me stories of clients, even good looking ones, which have despicable hygiene. The provider cannot get them out of the room quickly enough, coinage notwithstanding. You can look like Rock Hudson, Clint Walker, Tom Selleck, or, Tom Cruise. But if you don't shower / bath properly BEFORE you see a provider, don't expect any extras. But, some guys are just too fucking stupid to realize that hygiene is absolutely critical to their success rate. It does not matter if the chick is a "civilian", or, a Rub gal. Hygiene goes a long way in determining your success rate. Similarly, if a provider has a "hygiene" issue, I wouldn't expect a hobbyist to want to get close to her. And believe me; I have seen a few providers who have hygiene issues. I summarily refuse to see them again.

Think about it: You begin to finger blast a chick during foreplay, and out comes a "cheesy" substance, or, you detect an aroma better suited for the Hong Kong fish market. I don't know about you cats, but the Jag is "exiting stage left" at that point. True, that may be a bit of an overreaching example, if you will, but you cats get my drift, (or, is it a "whiff of quiff" So, as we move forward in our never ending quest for "quiff", please remember: 1. Shower thoroughly and completely prior to your appointment. That especially includes you "hairy" cats out there. Pay careful attention to your "crack" and "sac" areas. (You blue collar cats, I realize it is more difficult for you if you are seeing a provider on your lunch break, or, immediately after work before you go home to the Mrs. But, at least do the best you can, ok? Do NOT spray cologne over your body odor. It will only make it worse. You are better off stopping at a 7-11 and washing your man parts in the bathroom. Bring a change of underwear if possible and hide it in your lunch box. If the Mrs. Packs your lunch for you, hide your "monger" skivvies in your tool kit or utility belt).2. Avoid wearing: Sweats, ball caps, flip flops, dirty and smelly sneakers, tank tops, old tee shirts, etc. For those gents that can, try to wear a decent button down dress shirt, kakis', dress socks and business casual shoes. Remember, the providers are "sizing you up" the minute you walk through the door. You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, as they say. You don't have to walk in wearing a "Brioni', or, "Zegna" suit in order to get laid. Just dress nicely and look neat and clean. 3. Wear "lightly" scented cologne. You want the provider to "gag" on your cock, not on the scent of your cologne. 4. Cats with facial hair: Be neatly trimmed and free of food, toilet paper, mucosal droppings, etc. Inspect your facial hair carefully PRIOR to entering the studio / rub joint. 5. Walk into the studio with confidence, not arrogance. Always be a gentleman to the ladies. All women love a real gentleman and being a true gentleman is a real turn on for them. 6. Never, ever grab or grope a gal. NEVER. They fucking hate when a guy does that. Always ask permission before you touch a provider, otherwise they may ask you to leave. I have even brought flowers to a studio before. That's right mother fuckers; the Jag is a romanticist at heart. (I may have just blown my cover at a few places, but, oh well).

Gents, or providers, feel free to add anything, as this is just a general guide to assist you in your hobbying efforts. These tenets on hygiene have enabled me to achieve a remarkable "closing percentage", worthy of Mariano Rivera and Michael Jordan, during my 11 years of hobbying.

I wish you all great success.

Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm out.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;1965620]Chyna Rose is formerly Remy who has a better body and is about 5'2. Merlot is almost 6' and has not been around in about 3 or 4 months now. I think she is out of the game.

Stay safe,

Buff.[/QUOTE]I wasn't sure, so I didn't say anything. But I didn't feel they were the same person. Thanks for the reassurance.