Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=JulesJordan;4448483]She is mid-20's, AA, dark curly hair, large enhanced tits, tight body, and has a few tats. Damage was 135 for a GFE session. I would definitely repeat. Barbie typically dances mid-week to weekend evenings here.[/QUOTE]I'm a bit surprised that you got her down to that level. She's definitely hot. Her initial impression with her incessant braggadocio made me think that her price would be quite high, with possible upsell. She lets you know her career life story within moments of meeting her.

[QUOTE=Stripclub2000;4468552]I have been told I would be hard pressed to find a stripper with a natural body type I e no plastic surgery or fake boobs and ass. Is there any truth to this because I do love women with no man made breasts or butts, plastic surgery.[/QUOTE]Hit any of the old Hamilton clubs during the day shift.

[QUOTE=Timberwolf;4470474]Hit any of the old Hamilton clubs during the day shift.[/QUOTE]Do you mean Hamilton the Canadian city?

[QUOTE=Stripclub2000;4470650]Do you mean Hamilton the Canadian city?[/QUOTE]The clubs are refered to as Hamilton clubs because of the owner or the former owner, I'm not sure which, was named Hamilton (last name).

[QUOTE=Stripclub2000;4470650]Do you mean Hamilton the Canadian city?[/QUOTE]No, he means Detroit-area strip clubs owned by John L. Hamilton, aka Jonny Lee Hamilton. These are the two Henry the VIII clubs and Bogarts.

[QUOTE=Passenger;4470253]I'm a bit surprised that you got her down to that level. She's definitely hot. Her initial impression with her incessant braggadocio made me think that her price would be quite high, with possible upsell. She lets you know her career life story within moments of meeting her.[/QUOTE]While pretty to look at I was not terribly impressed. Very fake. I also was not impressed by her porn star claims. When I started to give other dancers my visual attention she became very insecure and started personally attacking me verbally. Her personal commentary of her perception of my visible flaws. Quite nasty. I just got up and walked away from the *****!

Had a dream that I Stopped by the Toychest during the middle of the day a few weeks back and it was totally dead. It was actually the first time I'd ever been there, my normal stops are on 8 mile. A black girl came over to me wanting to make money, but honestly she wasn't that attractive, though she was really fit. She said it was only her second day, and she was thinking of quitting, said she had danced at a few other places, yada yada yada. She really was hitting me up hard to make money off me, and even threw in a "fuck this place, drive me home and I'll fuck you for $$" I had done that kinda deal with dancers in the past, but it was always after hours, like 2 am when their shift was over. I was in an especially adventurous mood so I said sure, let's do it. I go out to the parking lot, and after ten minutes I'm thinking she isn't going to through with it, but she comes out and we drive to her place. It's in a totally ghetto place of joy road west of Southfield, extremely rough area, but since it's the middle of the day I wasn't too worried. We go inside and there are kids toys all over the place and she tells me her auntie watches the kid while she dances. So once in the house, she asks for. 4 to go buy some pot from her neighbor. She wants me to wait in the house while she leaves, telling me it's only two doors down. This is total sketch in my book, but at this point I'm there so I'm like WTF, and I give her two twenties, as soon as she walks out the front door I deadbolt it, and I ran to the back door and dead bolted that, then I watch her through the window, and sure as day she honestly just walked across the street, I could see her talk to a dude at the door of the house, and then she walked back over and I unlocked the door letting her in.

So Before we go to her room, she wants to light up a bowl, so we smoke some weed for a bit, and I hit it a couple times, but she gets totally stoned, must have repacked it three or four times, kept me in her living room talking for well over an hour. By now it's like 3 and I'm getting bored watching her smoke and listening to her stories, so I finally grab her, literally, and we start making out and after getting my fingers in her pussy she starts getting more and more wet. So we go up to the living room, and like I said, I wasn't super attracted to her (I like black girls fine, she just wasn't super hot) but she is now fully naked and I start to go down on her and she says 'no', now I'm like WTF, "just fuck me quick" she says.

So I fucking sat there more than an hour, not to mention the time I took to drive her home and everything. And now she just wants a five minute fuck session. And I could tell she wasn't trying to kick me out of the house, she just wanted to go back downstairs to smoke the rest of her pot.

I was hoping for a pretty crazy sex session, considering all the time I'd put in, but instead I fucked her doggie for barely ten minutes, but with the rubber on and being annoyed I was having a hell of a time staying hard. So finally I told her if you want me to finish fast just blow me, so I take the rubber off, and she didn't want to suck w / o it, but I kept telling her I'd never finish with it on. So finally she gives me a half hearted bjcim, and she runs into the bathroom to spit it out. She wasn't upset though because she started right back up talking to me the way she did in the living room. At this point I just wanted to get out of there because I had no interest in listening to her for another hour, so while she was in the bathroom pissing, I flew like the fucking wind and threw all my clothes on, left $ on her kitchen table (yea I shorted her. 6 from what we agreed, but back in the club she had promised to "fuck my brains out", and she changed the deal in the bedroom, not me) and then I raced out the door, jumped in my car and was gone.

I'm visiting Detroit this coming Saturday and Sunday for UM football. Thanks for all the helpful info on these boards. I've been wading thru. I'll post trip reports next week.

I am looking for the club with the prettiest girls. I understand all the value and service angles covered heavily on this thread. I'm not looking for itc or otc. Just the absolute top eye candy in the area. I'll be able to visit Sat afternoon. Sat night. And Sunday very late night after 11 pm. It seems FC is a good start but mileage and extras are not as important to me as dances from stunning girls.

[QUOTE=MichiganDetroi;4471839]Had a dream that I Stopped by the Toychest during the middle of the day a few weeks back and it was totally dead. It was actually the first time I'd ever been there, my normal stops are on 8 mile. A black girl came over to me wanting to make money, but honestly she wasn't that attractive, though she was really fit. She said it was only her second day, and she was thinking of quitting, said she had danced at a few other places, yada yada yada. She really was hitting me up hard to make money off me, and even threw in a "fuck this place, drive me home and I'll fuck you for $$" I had done that kinda deal with dancers in the past, but it was always after hours, like 2 am when their shift was over. I was in an especially adventurous mood so I said sure, let's do it. I go out to the parking lot, and after ten minutes I'm thinking she isn't going to through with it, but she comes out and we drive to her place. It's in a totally ghetto place of joy road west of Southfield, extremely rough area, but since it's the middle of the day I wasn't too worried. We go inside and there are kids toys all over the place and she tells me her auntie watches the kid while she dances. So once in the house, she asks for. 4 to go buy some pot from her neighbor. She wants me to wait in the house while she leaves, telling me it's only two doors down. This is total sketch in my book, but at this point I'm there so I'm like WTF, and I give her two twenties, as soon as she walks out the front door I deadbolt it, and I ran to the back door and dead bolted that, then I watch her through the window, and sure as day she honestly just walked across the street, I could see her talk to a dude at the door of the house, and then she walked back over and I unlocked the door letting her in.

So Before we go to her room, she wants to light up a bowl, so we smoke some weed for a bit, and I hit it a couple times, but she gets totally stoned, must have repacked it three or four times, kept me in her living room talking for well over an hour. By now it's like 3 and I'm getting bored watching her smoke and listening to her stories, so I finally grab her, literally, and we start making out and after getting my fingers in her pussy she starts getting more and more wet. So we go up to the living room, and like I said, I wasn't super attracted to her (I like black girls fine, she just wasn't super hot) but she is now fully naked and I start to go down on her and she says 'no', now I'm like WTF, "just fuck me quick" she says.

So I fucking sat there more than an hour, not to mention the time I took to drive her home and everything. And now she just wants a five minute fuck session. And I could tell she wasn't trying to kick me out of the house, she just wanted to go back downstairs to smoke the rest of her pot.

I was hoping for a pretty crazy sex session, considering all the time I'd put in, but instead I fucked her doggie for barely ten minutes, but with the rubber on and being annoyed I was having a hell of a time staying hard. So finally I told her if you want me to finish fast just blow me, so I take the rubber off, and she didn't want to suck w / o it, but I kept telling her I'd never finish with it on. So finally she gives me a half hearted bjcim, and she runs into the bathroom to spit it out. She wasn't upset though because she started right back up talking to me the way she did in the living room. At this point I just wanted to get out of there because I had no interest in listening to her for another hour, so while she was in the bathroom pissing, I flew like the fucking wind and threw all my clothes on, left $ on her kitchen table (yea I shorted her. 6 from what we agreed, but back in the club she had promised to "fuck my brains out", and she changed the deal in the bedroom, not me) and then I raced out the door, jumped in my car and was gone.[/QUOTE]Doesn't sound like you had too bad a time.

[QUOTE=Deezayre;4476208]I'm visiting Detroit this coming Saturday and Sunday for UM football. Thanks for all the helpful info on these boards. I've been wading thru. I'll post trip reports next week.

I am looking for the club with the prettiest girls. I understand all the value and service angles covered heavily on this thread. I'm not looking for itc or otc. Just the absolute top eye candy in the area. I'll be able to visit Sat afternoon. Sat night. And Sunday very late night after 11 pm. It seems FC is a good start but mileage and extras are not as important to me as dances from stunning girls.[/QUOTE]Landing Strip would also be a good option. BT's in Dearborn is hit and miss but does get some good looking ladies also. All those clubs are with in about 15/20 minutes of each other.

Had never been here before, tried it out a while back. Got there early in the evening and there were only a couple other customers and ZERO dancers on the stage. Should've left as soon as I walked in, but it seemed similar to Penthouse and I thought maybe something would eventually happen. After I ordered a drink, a few minutes later an average looking white girl sat down with me, had to be mid thirties or older. The only reason I ever go to the strip clubs is for young twenty year olds, so I told her I wasn't interested in any dances, but she sat and we ended up talking for nearly an hour. By then more customers and dancers started trickling in, and since she and I had been together so long, guess it made the other girls feel comfortable as for the next hour, every girl came and sat with us, chatted for awhile and felt me up looking to dance. An 18 year old mixed girl is the one that finally got my attention, there was a cuter white girl, but what got me with the mixed girl is while she was sitting with us at the bar she lifted her leg up and showed me that she had a diamond butt plug in! She even let me pull it out halfway and put it back in, right at the bar LOL!

So I'm thinking this girl is literally DTF, and I even bought her a couple drinks to make sure she would be in the mood. We go to the private room, I give the dude a twenty to leave us alone, and then we sit down to negotiate, she tells me she wants $$$ for covered doggie. I balk, and ask her what else that includes, she says nothing. Says she doesn't do BBBJ, doesn't do anal, and pretty much nixes everything I ask for. I tell her that $$$ for condom doggie seems way to high, I even tell her "look, I know that once we start you're not going to want to go for twenty or thirty minutes, and you're going to be rushing me to finish in two songs" . She laughs and admits as much! Finally I tell her I'll give her. 100 to keep all my clothes on, but I get to play with her butt plug and finger her for five songs. She agrees. All in all it wasn't the worst looking club, but I got the distinct vibe with all the girls I talked with that they are all very pricy and very particular about what they do.

Has anyone seen a Kelly Clarkson lookalike in Flight Club or other clubs in Michigan?

[QUOTE=MichiganDetroi;4477725]Had never been here before, tried it out a while back. Got there early in the evening and there were only a couple other customers and ZERO dancers on the stage. Should've left as soon as I walked in, but it seemed similar to Penthouse and I thought maybe something would eventually happen. After I ordered a drink, a few minutes later an average looking white girl sat down with me, had to be mid thirties or older. The only reason I ever go to the strip clubs is for young twenty year olds, so I told her I wasn't interested in any dances, but she sat and we ended up talking for nearly an hour. By then more customers and dancers started trickling in, and since she and I had been together so long, guess it made the other girls feel comfortable as for the next hour, every girl came and sat with us, chatted for awhile and felt me up looking to dance. An 18 year old mixed girl is the one that finally got my attention, there was a cuter white girl, but what got me with the mixed girl is while she was sitting with us at the bar she lifted her leg up and showed me that she had a diamond butt plug in! She even let me pull it out halfway and put it back in, right at the bar LOL!

So I'm thinking this girl is literally DTF, and I even bought her a couple drinks to make sure she would be in the mood. We go to the private room, I give the dude a twenty to leave us alone, and then we sit down to negotiate, she tells me she wants $$$ for covered doggie. I balk, and ask her what else that includes, she says nothing. Says she doesn't do BBBJ, doesn't do anal, and pretty much nixes everything I ask for. I tell her that $$$ for condom doggie seems way to high, I even tell her "look, I know that once we start you're not going to want to go for twenty or thirty minutes, and you're going to be rushing me to finish in two songs" . She laughs and admits as much! Finally I tell her I'll give her. 100 to keep all my clothes on, but I get to play with her butt plug and finger her for five songs. She agrees. All in all it wasn't the worst looking club, but I got the distinct vibe with all the girls I talked with that they are all very pricy and very particular about what they do.[/QUOTE]May I ask where is here.

[QUOTE=Stripclub2000;4478204]Has anyone seen a Kelly Clarkson lookalike in Flight Club or other clubs in Michigan?[/QUOTE]Try the Detroit zoo.

[QUOTE=JabberWorky;4478613]May I ask where is here.[/QUOTE]Truth. On eight mile road.