Could The Pics Be Fake, WP??
[QUOTE=WorldPeace;1962424]Hi all!
Just came across this and found it interesting.. Has anyone had the dream?
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/overnight-sunday-night-special-24/9677789[/URL]
Happy holidays to you all. Be safe.[/QUOTE]WP you know these chicks Photoshop like a mother fucker. I have no idea WTF Tineye is, or, fisheye, Shanghai or, fucking Google Chrome, Mozilla Chrome, ChromeDome, Metronome, yada yada yada, or, whatever the fuck they call it. So, I have no way of knowing if those pics are out there on the web. But if she looks anything close to those pics, wow, then she would certainly be worth the visit. My 02.
JaguarXF.
Big D in Otown. Let's PM About Her. Thank You.
[QUOTE=DonInOtown;1962448]You've been kind enough to have a couple of sidebar discussions with me, so I hate disputing one of your reviews at any level. 150 lbs. Is being way kind. I'm going to go with 175-180 or more. So, the massage was fine. The base was .6 plus .4 for topless HE. Wasn't particularly at ease walking in. I guess it was safe enough, but I almost pulled out .2 to hand over to thank her for her trouble but decided to hang in there. The smell of cigarette smoke was pretty brutal, and the whole thing was just not a quality set up. Should have opted for a few more bucks and one of the BR gals that work near by.[/QUOTE]I hear you brother. I will PM you, ok?? I try to be kind and conciliatory regarding the providers. Always try to be "diplomatic", if you will. I know exactly what you are referring to regarding Angel. Nevertheless, Angel is truly sweet and lovely woman. She really will make any man enjoy her massage and she is super friendly, indeed. Sure, she smokes and as a former smoker (30 years) myself, I try to encourage her to quit every time I see her. It is tough habit to break, for sure. I get a lung x-ray every 6 months or so. Each time I go for the exam, and before I get the results, I make sure I make peace with God, so if I get bad news, at least I will know I will leave this world for a better place. No offense to Atheists, Agnostics, Allah, Muslims, etc.
JaguarXF.
An Open Letter To All Hobbyists and Providers Regarding Personal Hygiene.
This post is not meant to offend anyone in any way, whatsoever. It is merely written to help everyone in the biz. If anyone is offended, please accept my apologies, as it is certainly not my intention to do so.
I have received many PM's from mongers asking me for my "secret" to success with providers. The coin notwithstanding, there is no "secret". Instead of answering, individually, the dozens of PM's I've received regarding this subject, I thought it would be incumbent upon me to simply post this letter to the Board (Forum Wide) in an attempt to assist my brothers in their eternal search for soft, feminine, succulent "quiff". I can't speak for SW's as I never see them, or Escorts, as I don't see escorts either. This business model / marketing strategy applies mainly to cats that see LMT's and Rub chicks. Of course, you older, experienced hobbyists, already know what I am about to say. So you guys need not read any further than this sentence. You younger and less experienced cats, listen up: I honestly cannot tell you how many providers have told me how they were "sickened" by guys whose "manscaping" skills were, shall we say, less than exemplary. NOTHING turns a provider off more than a guy with body odor. NOTHING. I have heard stories from providers about guys that, have "ass sweat", "nut sweat", "toilet paper" in their ass crack (yes, USED toilet paper! Dingleberry's, dingleberry's, dingleberry's all the way" (Oh, what fun it is to ride, oh never mind. I'm just in the Christmas spirit! In their ass hair, "body sweat", "disgusting nose hair", "ear hair" and the list goes on. Now, the Jag is sensitive to other cultures and their "manscaping" rules and I would never want to offend a fellow hobbyist who is from another country / foreign nationals / culturally different. But here in North America, in order to get pussy / BBBJ / CBJ from a "quality" provider, you better make sure you fucking "MANSCAPE". I promise you, a quality provider will shut you out, (like Sandy Koufax, circa 1963), if you are not exceptionally well groomed. I have heard from dozens of providers who tell me stories of clients, even good looking ones, which have despicable hygiene. The provider cannot get them out of the room quickly enough, coinage notwithstanding. You can look like Rock Hudson, Clint Walker, Tom Selleck, or, Tom Cruise. But if you don't shower / bath properly BEFORE you see a provider, don't expect any extras. But, some guys are just too fucking stupid to realize that hygiene is absolutely critical to their success rate. It does not matter if the chick is a "civilian", or, a Rub gal. Hygiene goes a long way in determining your success rate. Similarly, if a provider has a "hygiene" issue, I wouldn't expect a hobbyist to want to get close to her. And believe me; I have seen a few providers who have hygiene issues. I summarily refuse to see them again. Think about it: You begin to finger blast a chick during foreplay, and out comes a "cheesy" substance, or, you detect an aroma better suited for the Hong Kong fish market. I don't know about you cats, but the Jag is "exiting stage left" at that point. True, that may be a bit of an overreaching example, if you will, but you cats get my drift, (or, is it a "whiff of quiff" So, as we move forward in our never ending quest for "quiff", please remember: 1. Shower thoroughly and completely prior to your appointment. That especially includes you "hairy" cats out there. Pay careful attention to your "crack" and "sac" areas. (You blue collar cats, I realize it is more difficult for you if you are seeing a provider on your lunch break, or, immediately after work before you go home to the Mrs. But, at least do the best you can, ok? Do NOT spray cologne over your body odor. It will only make it worse. You are better off stopping at a 7-11 and washing your man parts in the bathroom. Bring a change of underwear if possible and hide it in your lunch box. If the Mrs. Packs your lunch for you, hide your "monger" skivvies in your tool kit or utility belt).2. Avoid wearing: Sweats, ball caps, flip flops, dirty and smelly sneakers, tank tops, old tee shirts, etc. For those gents that can, try to wear a decent button down dress shirt, kakis', dress socks and business casual shoes. Remember, the providers are "sizing you up" the minute you walk through the door. You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, as they say. You don't have to walk in wearing a "Brioni', or, "Zegna" suit in order to get laid. Just dress nicely and look neat and clean. 3. Wear "lightly" scented cologne. You want the provider to "gag" on your cock, not on the scent of your cologne. 4. Cats with facial hair: Be neatly trimmed and free of food, toilet paper, mucosal droppings, etc. Inspect your facial hair carefully PRIOR to entering the studio / rub joint. 5. Walk into the studio with confidence, not arrogance. Always be a gentleman to the ladies. All women love a real gentleman and being a true gentleman is a real turn on for them. Never, ever grab or grope a gal. NEVER. They fucking hate when a guy does that. Always ask permission before you touch a provider, otherwise they may ask you to leave. I have even brought flowers to a studio before. That's right mother fuckers; the Jag is a romanticist at heart. (I may have just blown my cover at a few places, but, oh well).
Gents and providers, feel free to add anything that you may deem as appropriate, as this is just a general guide to assist you in your hobbying efforts. These tenets on hygiene have enabled me to achieve a remarkable "closing percentage", worthy of Mariano Rivera and Michael Jordan, during my 11 years of hobbying.
I wish you all great success.
Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm out.
JaguarXF.
An Open Letter to Hobbyists and Providers Regarding Personal Hygiene.
An Open Letter To Hobbyists and Providers About Personal Hygiene. (I posted this in this forum several hours ago. Normally it would have uploaded by now. But I believe my session timed out before it uploaded. I am only posting it here because there may be some guys that don't read the MSP forum but do read BPAR forum. I will ask Admin to remove it if it somehow ends up here as a duplicate post, my apologies).
If anyone is offended by this letter, please understand that it is not my intention to do so. I am merely trying to post some information that some of you may find utilitarian during your hobbying. I have received many PM's from mongers asking me for my "secret" to success with providers. The coin notwithstanding, there is no "secret". Instead of answering, individually, the dozens of PM's I've received regarding this subject, I thought it would be incumbent upon me to simply post this letter to the Board (Forum Wide) in an attempt to assist my brothers in their eternal search for soft, feminine, succulent "quiff". I can't speak for SW's as I never see them, or Escorts, as I don't see escorts either. This business model / marketing strategy applies mainly to cats that see LMT's and Rub chicks. Of course, you older, experienced hobbyists, already know what I am about to say. So you guys need not read any further than this sentence.
You younger and less experienced cats, listen up: I honestly cannot tell you how many providers have told me how they were "sickened" by guys whose "manscaping" skills were, shall we say, less than exemplary. NOTHING turns a provider off more than a guy with body odor. NOTHING. I have heard stories from providers about guys that, have "ass sweat", "nut sweat", "toilet paper" in their ass crack (yes, USED toilet paper! Dingleberry's, dingleberry's, dingleberry's all the way" (Oh, what fun it is to ride, oh never mind. I'm just in the Christmas spirit! In their ass hair, "body sweat", "disgusting nose hair", "ear hair" and the list goes on. Now, the Jag is sensitive to other cultures and their "manscaping" rules and I would never want to offend a fellow hobbyist who is from another country / foreign nationals / culturally different. But here in North America, in order to get pussy / BBBJ / CBJ from a "quality" provider, you better make sure you fucking "MANSCAPE". I promise you, a quality provider will shut you out, (like Sandy Koufax, circa 1963), if you are not exceptionally well groomed. I have heard from dozens of providers who tell me stories of clients, even good looking ones, which have despicable hygiene. The provider cannot get them out of the room quickly enough, coinage notwithstanding. You can look like Rock Hudson, Clint Walker, Tom Selleck, or, Tom Cruise. But if you don't shower / bath properly BEFORE you see a provider, don't expect any extras. But, some guys are just too fucking stupid to realize that hygiene is absolutely critical to their success rate. It does not matter if the chick is a "civilian", or, a Rub gal. Hygiene goes a long way in determining your success rate. Similarly, if a provider has a "hygiene" issue, I wouldn't expect a hobbyist to want to get close to her. And believe me; I have seen a few providers who have hygiene issues. I summarily refuse to see them again.
Think about it: You begin to finger blast a chick during foreplay, and out comes a "cheesy" substance, or, you detect an aroma better suited for the Hong Kong fish market. I don't know about you cats, but the Jag is "exiting stage left" at that point. True, that may be a bit of an overreaching example, if you will, but you cats get my drift, (or, is it a "whiff of quiff" So, as we move forward in our never ending quest for "quiff", please remember: 1. Shower thoroughly and completely prior to your appointment. That especially includes you "hairy" cats out there. Pay careful attention to your "crack" and "sac" areas. (You blue collar cats, I realize it is more difficult for you if you are seeing a provider on your lunch break, or, immediately after work before you go home to the Mrs. But, at least do the best you can, ok? Do NOT spray cologne over your body odor. It will only make it worse. You are better off stopping at a 7-11 and washing your man parts in the bathroom. Bring a change of underwear if possible and hide it in your lunch box. If the Mrs. Packs your lunch for you, hide your "monger" skivvies in your tool kit or utility belt).2. Avoid wearing: Sweats, ball caps, flip flops, dirty and smelly sneakers, tank tops, old tee shirts, etc. For those gents that can, try to wear a decent button down dress shirt, kakis', dress socks and business casual shoes. Remember, the providers are "sizing you up" the minute you walk through the door. You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, as they say. You don't have to walk in wearing a "Brioni', or, "Zegna" suit in order to get laid. Just dress nicely and look neat and clean. 3. Wear "lightly" scented cologne. You want the provider to "gag" on your cock, not on the scent of your cologne. 4. Cats with facial hair: Be neatly trimmed and free of food, toilet paper, mucosal droppings, etc. Inspect your facial hair carefully PRIOR to entering the studio / rub joint. 5. Walk into the studio with confidence, not arrogance. Always be a gentleman to the ladies. All women love a real gentleman and being a true gentleman is a real turn on for them. 6. Never, ever grab or grope a gal. NEVER. They fucking hate when a guy does that. Always ask permission before you touch a provider, otherwise they may ask you to leave. I have even brought flowers to a studio before. That's right mother fuckers; the Jag is a romanticist at heart. (I may have just blown my cover at a few places, but, oh well).
Gents, or providers, feel free to add anything, as this is just a general guide to assist you in your hobbying efforts. These tenets on hygiene have enabled me to achieve a remarkable "closing percentage", worthy of Mariano Rivera and Michael Jordan, during my 11 years of hobbying.
I wish you all great success.
Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm out.
JaguarXF.
RE: Open letter from JaguarXF
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1962911]An Open Letter To Hobbyists and Providers About Personal Hygiene. [/QUOTE]I completely agree with almost all your points. The button-down collar dress shirt may be going a little overboard. You didn't mention it, maybe implied, but your clothes should be clean. An additional point, guys should trim their pubic hairs. I realize that would be a problem for married guys, but I think there are quite a few unmarried guys on this forum. I monger very little in this area, mostly in Central and South America. The ladies I see down there are really pleased when they see there are no pubic hairs to get in their mouth. I use hair clippers with the shortest attachment, and that does the job without any cuts.
How right both of you are!
I just got back from a visit down to Central America. Had a great experience in Honduras to match one I had 7 years ago down in Columbia. You are right on the money BuffGuy when it comes to the ladies down there offering tremendous service for little coin of the realm. Tight, young, flexible, beautiful and most-importantly, accommodating to a man's needs and desires. Best of all was having my pick of the litter when I entered the establishment! All of the above with personal contact-info should I return later this year for less than the cost of a car-date with questionable providers off the streets of Gotham. The best thing to ever happen for hobbyists down there is the language-translation app on smart-phones. Now there's no barrier between a man and having his needs met while out of country! Hear that Empty-spot?! LOL!
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;1963280]Ahhh how I miss South America!
I agree with you on the trimming of the pubes!! Women love and appreciate it. Even if I were married I would still trim it. Its bad enough the wives stop giving BJ's except on special occasions. Maybe then they will do it twice a year.. My .02.
Stay safe...[/QUOTE]
