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[QUOTE=ZealousOne;3587771]Good and bad news. Saw Ella tonight, as fantastic and unique as always but she's considering quitting the biz. She has a chance for happiness and I don't blame her for going for it. She got dealt a short hand but didn't let that stop her from making her way. Love her attitude and persistence. She truly is one of a kind. I spent New Year's Eve with her and it's still the only overnight I've ever done. She cooked us a delicious supper and then got up and did bfast as well. She's really special and I consider myself fortunate to have met and spent time with her. The ones she's touched will understand and be happy for her, she really deserves happiness.

In a different circumstance I would have made her mine but that's unfair given our situations. She still has hope and possibility, I can't rob her of that. She's still the only lady I've ever offered to keep. Best I've ever seen. Best wishes for her. 💖.[/QUOTE]For a moment I thought I clicked on True Romance.

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Saw this one for a hhr yesterday after spending a full workday trying to find a professional sex worker who responded to their ads. I was excited to see a thicc young ebony who allowed greek. Went to her actual apartment in Simpsonville. Was a bit complicated and spent an extra 15 minutes trying to find her, which cut into my playing time.

The Good:

She is the girl in her pics and social media. Pretty face and nice thick body.

She probably allows greek.

The Bad:

Have a seat, fellas.

Ushered me into her actual bedroom with zero personality. Did an LE check and she asked for the $. She had a little body odor, nothing that I couldn't deal with. I put it on the dresser and stripped. She knelt in front of me and opened a condom wrapper with her teeth. I asked her for a BBBJ and she said "uh-uh. " I told her a CBJ over my flaccid dood would not result in erection. She did not care. She put the inch thick rubber on my inch long bone and said "I'll do it good, daddy. " I told her it wouldn't matter but she didn't listen. To her credit, her luscious lips got me to semi hard in about two minutes. She asked if I was ready and I said uh no. What do you think? So she kept sucking for two more minutes and said my time was almost up. I told her unless her apartment is in a different planet in the multiverse where an hour equaled 10 minutes on Earth, that my time was most definitely not almost up.

She stood up and leaned over the bed offering up her thick round backside. Now, she's a tall girl and the physics wasn't working here, so I asked if she would get on the actual bed. Reluctantly she did and when I climbed behind her, I was nearly blinded by the stank. It was like if you left a bowl of eggs and fish out in the sun for a week and then took a dump on it. Truly rancid. She reached around and tried to put my limp, rubber strapped dick inside her but you all know this can't actually work. I eased her down onto her stomach, mostly to escape the smell, and lamented, because she looked great that way. I asked her to suck me some more and she did, but there was no way I was getting hard. After a few, I told her I had to go.

Went to the bathroom to clean up and there was no soap or towels, paper or otherwise. No wonder. I dressed and left, followed by the dark cloud of pusstank. Drove home with the windows down and it was still thick. I showered in the hottest water possible and still couldn't get all the smell off of me. I could still smell it. OH MY GOD! I COULD STILL SMELL IT! I think it got embedded in my eyes. Is that possible? Is there a doctor here? It affected my ability to enjoy dinner.

Anyway. It's the morning after and I no longer feel like the naughty adult version of PigPen. But I'm out another benjamin and my nuts are still full of my future slacker children waiting to be releashed into an orifice of a virtual stranger.

[QUOTE=WalkAboutSC;3587995][URL]www.liveescortreviews.com/ad/greenville/803-862-3383/1/293592[/URL]

Hi everybody. Long time lurker first time poster. I had been seeing her around BP for the last couple of weeks, and I decided to go for it. Her pictures are not accurate. If they are then they are at least 5+ years old. She's a nice woman and still nice looking, but the prices quoted and the services that came with each were not to my liking. HH gets a CCBJ for 1. H gets FS for 1. 6. Also, you only get to go round one. No kissing, fingers in V, or DATY. Barely let me suck on her tits. She has a nice body and personality, but I will not return. If these rules and regs are to your liking you should have a good time. I will fix my link if it doesn't work.[/QUOTE]I've been casually scouting this one out myself, and had so far only determined she was real. Your feedback helped fill in the gaps, thanks a bunch. Unfortunately provider pics seem more often outdated (and sometimes even fake) than not these days. BTW, welcome to the board.

[QUOTE=Zauriel;3588148][URL]http://greenville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/gorgeous-ebony-creamy-phat-juicy-kitty-the-best-pleasure/18826473[/URL]

Saw this one for a hhr yesterday after spending a full workday trying to find a professional sex worker who responded to their ads. I was excited to see a thicc young ebony who allowed greek. Went to her actual apartment in Simpsonville. Was a bit complicated and spent an extra 15 minutes trying to find her, which cut into my playing time.

The Good:

She is the girl in her pics and social media. Pretty face and nice thick body.

She probably allows greek.

The Bad:

Have a seat, fellas.

Ushered me into her actual bedroom with zero personality. Did an LE check and she asked for the $. She had a little body odor, nothing that I couldn't deal with. I put it on the dresser and stripped. She knelt in front of me and opened a condom wrapper with her teeth. I asked her for a BBBJ and she said "uh-uh. " I told her a CBJ over my flaccid dood would not result in erection. She did not care. She put the inch thick rubber on my inch long bone and said "I'll do it good, daddy. " I told her it wouldn't matter but she didn't listen. To her credit, her luscious lips got me to semi hard in about two minutes. She asked if I was ready and I said uh no. What do you think? So she kept sucking for two more minutes and said my time was almost up. I told her unless her apartment is in a different planet in the multiverse where an hour equaled 10 minutes on Earth, that my time was most definitely not almost up.

She stood up and leaned over the bed offering up her thick round backside. Now, she's a tall girl and the physics wasn't working here, so I asked if she would get on the actual bed. Reluctantly she did and when I climbed behind her, I was nearly blinded by the stank. It was like if you left a bowl of eggs and fish out in the sun for a week and then took a dump on it. Truly rancid. She reached around and tried to put my limp, rubber strapped dick inside her but you all know this can't actually work. I eased her down onto her stomach, mostly to escape the smell, and lamented, because she looked great that way. I asked her to suck me some more and she did, but there was no way I was getting hard. After a few, I told her I had to go.

Went to the bathroom to clean up and there was no soap or towels, paper or otherwise. No wonder. I dressed and left, followed by the dark cloud of pusstank. Drove home with the windows down and it was still thick. I showered in the hottest water possible and still couldn't get all the smell off of me. I could still smell it. OH MY GOD! I COULD STILL SMELL IT! I think it got embedded in my eyes. Is that possible? Is there a doctor here? It affected my ability to enjoy dinner.

Anyway. It's the morning after and I no longer feel like the naughty adult version of PigPen. But I'm out another benjamin and my nuts are still full of my future slacker children waiting to be releashed into an orifice of a virtual stranger.[/QUOTE]Thank you, you made me laugh out loud.

You're welcome. It's all part of the service. No tip required.

[QUOTE=FiveOfSix;3588625]Thank you, you made me laugh out loud.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

If by chance you came across my older posts. I just wanted to post something I found personally to avoid scammers. Been having lot's of fun and having lot's of success on that site. Check the picture below "this is normal and safe". If you notice the country doesn't match, it's a scammer, if there is no information on how long they have been on the site. It may be LEO. So be safe! Thanks.

Thanks for the report. As you expected, her ad is down. So next time consider downloading the ad pics and attach them to your post.

[QUOTE=RunningMan3325;3587862]Hello Gents.

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So 2 disclaimers here to start.

1: This is her last night in town, so the post could be down by the time anyone sees it.

2: This girl is definitely the ones in the pics. In fact imo, she is even hotter and her pics do not do her justice. She is very cute, petite, and has that college girl look.

Now for the experience.

So I see her for a qv which is $. Walk in and she asks for donation from the start which is fine. We get comfy and like I said in the disclaimer she is very cute. She has a good attitude. Very bubbly like. But things kind of go downhill from there. She puts the cover on and gives about a 5-10 second CBJ. Then says "You're getting on top right?" I'm barely awake at this point but say sure. Kind of work it myself and try to fit it in. She is very tight. I eventually wake up and start pounding away. Only did mish and finished. She then asked for tip which I did not have any extra for.

In conclusion: If the service was better, I would definitely make this one a regular. I cannot stress enough how cute this girl is. After I saw her, I was expecting to have a wonderful time. But sadly ended up feeling rushed and I am not joking when I say the CBJ was about 10 seconds. Literally went down once then proceeded to tell me to get on top. She is visiting, and she told me she'll be visitng more often so I would say see her if you can get off to looks alone. Don't expect good service.

RM.[/QUOTE]

That's a terrific first post and contribution to the board.

I assume "H" means one Uncle Benjamin. Go to the "Front Page" tab and then look at the "Forum Abbreviations" link. Your "H" is "$" here.

Welcome aboard.

[QUOTE=WalkAboutSC;3587995][URL]www.liveescortreviews.com/ad/greenville/803-862-3383/1/293592[/URL]

Hi everybody. Long time lurker first time poster. I had been seeing her around BP for the last couple of weeks, and I decided to go for it. Her pictures are not accurate. If they are then they are at least 5+ years old. She's a nice woman and still nice looking, but the prices quoted and the services that came with each were not to my liking. HH gets a CCBJ for 1. H gets FS for 1. 6. Also, you only get to go round one. No kissing, fingers in V, or DATY. Barely let me suck on her tits. She has a nice body and personality, but I will not return. If these rules and regs are to your liking you should have a good time. I will fix my link if it doesn't work.[/QUOTE]

You made me laugh, briefly, and then a flashback to a very bad memory. She was gorgeous, great tits, and a very ghetto. Excellent BBBJ so I thought I'd return the favor. I dove down into the nice looking vagina...and my head snapped back reflexively when the pussy stank hit me like a brick wall! It was like a combination of decades of body odor and week old dead shrimp. Foolishly I soldiered on and rushed though missionary. I couldn't get her out out fast enough and the smell lingered for days.

[QUOTE=Zauriel;3588148][URL]http://greenville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/gorgeous-ebony-creamy-phat-juicy-kitty-the-best-pleasure/18826473[/URL]

She stood up and leaned over the bed offering up her thick round backside. Now, she's a tall girl and the physics wasn't working here, so I asked if she would get on the actual bed. Reluctantly she did and when I climbed behind her, I was nearly blinded by the stank. It was like if you left a bowl of eggs and fish out in the sun for a week and then took a dump on it. Truly rancid. She reached around and tried to put my limp, rubber strapped dick inside her but you all know this can't actually work. I eased her down onto her stomach, mostly to escape the smell, and lamented, because she looked great that way. I asked her to suck me some more and she did, but there was no way I was getting hard. After a few, I told her I had to go.

Went to the bathroom to clean up and there was no soap or towels, paper or otherwise. No wonder. I dressed and left, followed by the dark cloud of pusstank. Drove home with the windows down and it was still thick. I showered in the hottest water possible and still couldn't get all the smell off of me. I could still smell it. OH MY GOD! I COULD STILL SMELL IT! I think it got embedded in my eyes. Is that possible? Is there a doctor here? It affected my ability to enjoy dinner.
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[QUOTE=Shelby500;3588961]Thanks for the report. As you expected, her ad is down. So next time consider downloading the ad pics and attach them to your post.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your report and that's great advice from Shelby for future reference but I wanted to follow up with your statement about her asking for a tip. In the future when a provider opens the door by asking for a tip that's a great time to be honest with your assessment of her performance. Let her know that while her kitty was very satisfactory according to you the rush you felt and the lackluster CBJ left a lot to be desired. I definitely would have shared this with her along with my hopes of becoming a regular of hers to soften the critique of her performance.

[QUOTE=Shelby500;3589029]You made me laugh, briefly, and then a flashback to a very bad memory. She was gorgeous, great tits, and a very ghetto. Excellent BBBJ so I thought I'd return the favor. I dove down into the nice looking vagina...and my head snapped back reflexively when the pussy stank hit me like a brick wall! It was like a combination of decades of body odor and week old dead shrimp. Foolishly I soldiered on and rushed though missionary. I couldn't get her out out fast enough and the smell lingered for days.[/QUOTE]Too bad for you brother and we all feel your pain, agony, frustration and I think that I speak for all of us when I say that we're glad that we can't smell your pain LOL!

[QUOTE=WalkAboutSC;3587995][URL]www.liveescortreviews.com/ad/greenville/803-862-3383/1/293592[/URL]

Hi everybody. Long time lurker first time poster. I had been seeing her around BP for the last couple of weeks, and I decided to go for it. Her pictures are not accurate. If they are then they are at least 5+ years old. She's a nice woman and still nice looking, but the prices quoted and the services that came with each were not to my liking. HH gets a CCBJ for 1. H gets FS for 1. 6. Also, you only get to go round one. No kissing, fingers in V, or DATY. Barely let me suck on her tits. She has a nice body and personality, but I will not return. If these rules and regs are to your liking you should have a good time. I will fix my link if it doesn't work.[/QUOTE]Thank you for your first post and we look forward to more from you. Just an observation but looking at the ad it appears that not only are the pictures old according to you but you received a lot of rules that weren't in her ad. In my opinion we all know that in some cases the pictures are old or stolen but in either case this is a turn off to me and I think about leaving especially if the pictures aren't a improvement to what was posted. Secondly all of her rules regarding what services are tied to the donation would be the last straw. I understand why you can't ask specific questions to providers due to LEO and entrapment but the outdated pictures or specifically the price to services offered would have made me bail. I must say that you're a class act by staying with the appointment.

[QUOTE=CoolPanther;3589124]Thanks for your report and that's great advice from Shelby for future reference but I wanted to follow up with your statement about her asking for a tip. In the future when a provider opens the door by asking for a tip that's a great time to be honest with your assessment of her performance. Let her know that while her kitty was very satisfactory according to you the rush you felt and the lackluster CBJ left a lot to be desired. I definitely would have shared this with her along with my hopes of becoming a regular of hers to soften the critique of her performance.[/QUOTE]Good advice from both you and Shelby and I will definitely take all of that into consideration. Thanks guys!

RM.

I saw this post yesterday and thought the lady to be pretty, petite and interesting. I noticed, too, that she attached a personal Instagram link for herself, as the now-required social media link. I opened the link and there are pictures after pictures of her, her fiancé/ husband, her wedding ring, trying on of wedding gowns and just a general pictorial record of fun and special times together between them, their friends and their pets, all upbeat and personal stuff. This raised a question in my mind as to why she included these pictures? I'm wondering if her marriage may be "open" and involves her contributing to their income? Did demons enter into his or her life that may have driven her to supplement their income? Did they separate or divorce and this is the mother of all revenge acts?

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I texted her asking about the Instagram and, big surprise!, I didn't get a reply. To be honest, I personally find this more than a bit sad. But, that's just me.

Jeff.

[QUOTE=JeffMcg;3590137]I saw this post yesterday and thought the lady to be pretty, petite and interesting. I noticed, too, that she attached a personal Instagram link for herself, as the now-required social media link. I opened the link and there are pictures after pictures of her, her fianc/ husband, her wedding ring, trying on of wedding gowns and just a general pictorial record of fun and special times together between them, their friends and their pets, all upbeat and personal stuff. This raised a question in my mind as to why she included these pictures? I'm wondering if her marriage may be "open" and involves her contributing to their income? Did demons enter into his or her life that may have driven her to supplement their income? Did they separate or divorce and this is the mother of all revenge acts?

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[URL]http://Instagram.com/thatshadlechick_0525[/URL]

I texted her asking about the Instagram and, big surprise!, I didn't get a reply. To be honest, I personally find this more than a bit sad. But, that's just me.

Jeff.[/QUOTE]My money on one of those WTF moments. We had one up here in Asheville who's Instagram link included info on her demons her rehab her re-lapses, where DSS took her kids. I guess it's truth in advertising.